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[quote name=mOOse time=2008-03-29 15:50:17]i think this has gone on long enough...so your winners are:
gossamer7474 +7
DarthFurby +7
lt. dan +6
i've sent all 3 of you a PM on the forums, so please get back to it asasp![reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-29 05:56:46]my timing was perfect.. :)[/reply][reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-29 05:59:39]and ofcourse congrats gossammer (so were all winners :) ) DarthFury and Lt.Dan..[/reply][reply name=RBK time=2008-03-29 06:00:12]Couldn`t you`ve waited a bit longer...[/reply][reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-29 07:46:02][quote name=RBK time=2008-03-29 06:00:12]Couldn`t you`ve waited a bit longer...[/quote]
Yes, RBK was soooo close to to win.. :)[/reply][reply name=gossamer7474 time=2008-03-30 04:26:01]well I sent my response to mOOse, yall will just have to wait and see which one I picked :) I think this is the first thing in life I ever won, shame I didn't know all I had to do was threaten to get naked LOL[/reply][reply name=Lt. Dan time=2008-03-31 12:04:42]*Blink blink*
COOOOOOL!!!!
(Didn't expect that....)
*Pours second beer.*[/reply][reply name=RBK time=2008-03-31 10:01:22]Maybe on my last try but noooo, didn`t get the chance. Crap![/reply][/quote]
i think this has gone on long enough...so your winners are:
gossamer7474 +7
DarthFurby +7
lt. dan +6
i've sent all 3 of you a PM on the forums, so please get back to it asasp!
nerdsRus replied:
my timing was perfect.. :)
nerdsRus replied:
and ofcourse congrats gossammer (so were all winners :) ) DarthFury and Lt.Dan..
RBK replied:
Couldn`t you`ve waited a bit longer...
nerdsRus replied:
RBK said:
Couldn`t you`ve waited a bit longer...
Yes, RBK was soooo close to to win.. :)
gossamer7474 replied:
well I sent my response to mOOse, yall will just have to wait and see which one I picked :) I think this is the first thing in life I ever won, shame I didn't know all I had to do was threaten to get naked LOL
Lt. Dan replied:
*Blink blink*
COOOOOOL!!!!
(Didn't expect that....)
*Pours second beer.*
RBK replied:
Maybe on my last try but noooo, didn`t get the chance. Crap!
[quote name=RBK time=2008-03-29 15:48:58]Tired international star
Enjoying to drink
Especially martiniis
-
Socially disfunctional
He wants to bang his head
IRA is awaiting him
Rampage is in his head
This is his entire life story[/quote]
Tired international star
Enjoying to drink
Especially martiniis
-
Socially disfunctional
He wants to bang his head
IRA is awaiting him
Rampage is in his head
This is his entire life story
[quote name=kered not so big time=2008-03-29 13:17:39]Or should I just have a cup of tea?[reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-29 05:44:46]thats not my cup of tea :)[/reply][/quote]
[quote name=kered not so big time=2008-03-29 13:16:20]Right..... its Saturday, Its after 12, The fridge is full of beer,and I'm a bit (Lot) Thirsty.....
Is it time for a beer or 7?
Too F*****G right. Bring on the Vodka ...Come on[reply name=RBK time=2008-03-29 03:43:30]
Were you DP?[/reply][/quote]
Right..... its Saturday, Its after 12, The fridge is full of beer,and I'm a bit (Lot) Thirsty.....
[quote name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-29 12:00:42]Reply to RBK:
[quote name=RBK time=2008-03-29 01:22:36]There once was a man named Enis
He tripped and cut his penis
He tried to stitch it up
but it just wouldn`t stop
This was the day he could`ve lost his bennis[reply name=bennis1075 time=2008-03-29 04:24:07]Bennis doesn't rhyme with penis. It rhymes with tennis, but good try at copying. :P[/reply][/quote]
There once was a member called RBK
whose avy looked politically not okay
but when used to cover that head
him winning the shirt is not that bad
but ofcourse poltical correctness is already passé[reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-29 12:02:35]last character e with accent dshowes s question mark.. :( so again:
There once was a member called RBK
whose avy looked politically not okay
but when used to cover that head
him winning the shirt is not that bad
but ofcourse poltical correctness is already passe[/reply][reply name=RBK time=2008-03-29 03:42:08]what do you mean with "pattè"?[/reply][reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-29 05:52:09]you mean the last word. that's french word passé but the accent above the e don't show correctly depending on your browser. paseeeee is french for 'past' (or 'from a long time ago' or 'not from this time' or 'not in fashion' ... ) and spoken in french it's rhymes on 'okay' (speak out: 'passay') .[/reply][/quote]
Reply to RBK:
RBK said:
There once was a man named Enis
He tripped and cut his penis
He tried to stitch it up
but it just wouldn`t stop
This was the day he could`ve lost his bennis
bennis1075 replied:
Bennis doesn't rhyme with penis. It rhymes with tennis, but good try at copying. :P
There once was a member called RBK
whose avy looked politically not okay
but when used to cover that head
him winning the shirt is not that bad
but ofcourse poltical correctness is already passé
nerdsRus replied:
last character e with accent dshowes s question mark.. :( so again:
There once was a member called RBK
whose avy looked politically not okay
but when used to cover that head
him winning the shirt is not that bad
but ofcourse poltical correctness is already passe
RBK replied:
what do you mean with "pattè"?
nerdsRus replied:
you mean the last word. that's french word passé but the accent above the e don't show correctly depending on your browser. paseeeee is french for 'past' (or 'from a long time ago' or 'not from this time' or 'not in fashion' ... ) and spoken in french it's rhymes on 'okay' (speak out: 'passay') .
[quote name=shocker3000 time=2008-03-29 09:25:26]Hell if wearing one of those shirts makes my missus look as good as the chicks in the pic, I want one......[/quote]
Hell if wearing one of those shirts makes my missus look as good as the chicks in the pic, I want one......
[quote name=willywonka time=2008-03-29 06:18:14]Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you do when you want to get funny teez?
You go on S&F and look for mOOse's freebies
Why don't you all just give up?
Or go and try to win a funny cup?
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If I'm lucky I will get the reps
And forever be happy in my funny tee
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do[/quote]
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you do when you want to get funny teez?
You go on S&F and look for mOOse's freebies
Why don't you all just give up?
Or go and try to win a funny cup?
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If I'm lucky I will get the reps
And forever be happy in my funny tee
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
[quote name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-29 03:18:41][quote name=sixty six time=2008-03-28 21:24:13]Let me win and I'll take it to the caribbean With me and see if I can get some hot Girl to wear it and let me take Pixs of her in it. [/quote]
There's that nasty word "IF". "IF" you could get some hot girl to wear it. "IF" she lets you take pics of her. Have more confidence.[/quote]
sixty six said:
Let me win and I'll take it to the caribbean With me and see if I can get some hot Girl to wear it and let me take Pixs of her in it.
There's that nasty word "IF". "IF" you could get some hot girl to wear it. "IF" she lets you take pics of her. Have more confidence.
[quote name=RBK time=2008-03-29 01:22:36]There once was a man named Enis
He tripped and cut his penis
He tried to stitch it up
but it just wouldn`t stop
This was the day he could`ve lost his bennis[reply name=bennis1075 time=2008-03-29 04:24:07]Bennis doesn't rhyme with penis. It rhymes with tennis, but good try at copying. :P[/reply][/quote]
There once was a man named Enis
He tripped and cut his penis
He tried to stitch it up
but it just wouldn`t stop
This was the day he could`ve lost his bennis
bennis1075 replied:
Bennis doesn't rhyme with penis. It rhymes with tennis, but good try at copying. :P
[quote name=RBK time=2008-03-29 00:26:37]I wanna win a tee so that I can give it my girlfriend so that she can do a sexy striptease for me. Somehow this doesn``t benefit you...[reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-29 03:10:44]Fail.[/reply][/quote]
I wanna win a tee so that I can give it my girlfriend so that she can do a sexy striptease for me. Somehow this doesn``t benefit you...
[quote name=bennis1075 time=2008-03-28 22:46:13]Maybe you'll like this one more. Ahem
There once was a member called Bennis
Who like liked to drink lots of Guinness
But he didn't win Deez Teez
Did a crazy striptease - (AND POSTED IT)
Now he's a huge public menace
For just few good votes, you too can help save the poor members of the S&FF from atrocities like a naked Bennis. Your vote will help clothe the potentially naked and entertain everyone else.
As a bonus, I too will see what kinds of fine ladies I can find to wear the Tee if I win , remember, I live in Melbourne, home of many gorgeous girls.[reply name=Lt. Dan time=2008-03-29 09:26:17]MUCH better!!
Just don't post it....
:D[/reply][/quote]
Maybe you'll like this one more. Ahem
There once was a member called Bennis
Who like liked to drink lots of Guinness
But he didn't win Deez Teez
Did a crazy striptease - (AND POSTED IT)
Now he's a huge public menace
For just few good votes, you too can help save the poor members of the S&FF from atrocities like a naked Bennis. Your vote will help clothe the potentially naked and entertain everyone else.
As a bonus, I too will see what kinds of fine ladies I can find to wear the Tee if I win , remember, I live in Melbourne, home of many gorgeous girls.
[quote name=sixty six time=2008-03-28 21:24:13]Let me win and I'll take it to the caribbean With me and see if I can get some hot Girl to wear it and let me take Pixs of her in it. :D[reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-28 11:22:39]Some basic economics: if you pay for a ticket for the carribean and the girl to win a T-shirt it's maybe more efficient to but the shirt yourself.. :)[/reply][reply name=sixty six time=2008-03-28 11:42:57]I am already goingto be going to the Carbbean later this year. I sure it would be easy to find a girl on the beach. :D[/reply][/quote]
Let me win and I'll take it to the caribbean With me and see if I can get some hot Girl to wear it and let me take Pixs of her in it. :D
nerdsRus replied:
Some basic economics: if you pay for a ticket for the carribean and the girl to win a T-shirt it's maybe more efficient to but the shirt yourself.. :)
sixty six replied:
I am already goingto be going to the Carbbean later this year. I sure it would be easy to find a girl on the beach. :D
[quote name=rikki18 time=2008-03-28 16:06:35][quote name=gossamer7474 time=2008-03-28 12:47:24]Ok yall didn't like the last comment I made so how about this LOL If I win a tshirt I will take some pics in and out of it and put them on the forum. Some may thing thats sexy but many more will find it funny![reply name=gossamer7474 time=2008-03-28 12:49:19]Wow I can't spell, should have said, some will think thats sexy and some will find it funny.[/reply][reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-28 01:39:35]Funny? Maybe. Sexy? Definitely!![/reply][reply name=mOOse time=2008-03-28 01:42:41] 1[/reply][/quote]
+1. Waiting in anticipation :drool:[/quote]
gossamer7474 said:
Ok yall didn't like the last comment I made so how about this LOL If I win a tshirt I will take some pics in and out of it and put them on the forum. Some may thing thats sexy but many more will find it funny!
gossamer7474 replied:
Wow I can't spell, should have said, some will think thats sexy and some will find it funny.
[quote name=gossamer7474 time=2008-03-28 12:47:24]Ok yall didn't like the last comment I made so how about this LOL If I win a tshirt I will take some pics in and out of it and put them on the forum. Some may thing thats sexy but many more will find it funny![reply name=gossamer7474 time=2008-03-28 12:49:19]Wow I can't spell, should have said, some will think thats sexy and some will find it funny.[/reply][reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-28 01:39:35]Funny? Maybe. Sexy? Definitely!![/reply][reply name=mOOse time=2008-03-28 01:42:41] 1[/reply][reply name=Lt. Dan time=2008-03-28 09:44:22]That's more like it!!
1 from me!![/reply][/quote]
Ok yall didn't like the last comment I made so how about this LOL If I win a tshirt I will take some pics in and out of it and put them on the forum. Some may thing thats sexy but many more will find it funny!
gossamer7474 replied:
Wow I can't spell, should have said, some will think thats sexy and some will find it funny.
[quote name=greeny7178 time=2008-03-28 03:27:02]who here has seen the movie kazaam?[reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-28 03:39:43]Fail.[/reply][reply name=mOOse time=2008-03-28 03:46:49]fail x 2[/reply][reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-28 07:53:17]Is that a movie about T-shirts.. :)[/reply][reply name=Lt. Dan time=2008-03-28 10:48:48]*Smacks head*[/reply][reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-28 02:09:34]*Banging head against brick wall until senseless*[/reply][/quote]
[quote name=greeny7178 time=2008-03-28 03:18:48]i think we should all lower our heads in shame until someone thinks of something we can all consider funny[reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-28 08:01:54]Yes. Can't think of something funny.. * raises arms desparately " I always fail at crucial moments.. U'm a looser! * nipping sadly some champagne laying in his swimming pool.. * I will never win a T-shirt like that...[/reply][/quote]
i think we should all lower our heads in shame until someone thinks of something we can all consider funny
nerdsRus replied:
Yes. Can't think of something funny.. * raises arms desparately " I always fail at crucial moments.. U'm a looser! * nipping sadly some champagne laying in his swimming pool.. * I will never win a T-shirt like that...
[quote name=DarthFurby time=2008-03-28 03:09:46]A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."[reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-28 03:37:56]That's just wrong!![/reply][reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-28 07:52:12]funny. although I douth a producer of a S&M HC sex movie with dogs will hire a pianist for the background music.. :)[/reply][/quote]
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
Tim the Tool Man replied:
That's just wrong!!
nerdsRus replied:
funny. although I douth a producer of a S&M HC sex movie with dogs will hire a pianist for the background music.. :)
[quote name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-28 01:19:19]I can't believe there are not more people posting in this. There's more to S&F then naked women. Come on people, have some witt and post something funny. I'm sure there's someone out there that has a sense of humor.[reply name=mOOse time=2008-03-28 01:45:18]yeah.. this is what sometimes gets to me too. only 15 different people have posted here, meaning the odds of winning a free tee are 1 in 5.. and if you actually took some time to post something funny you're pretty much guaranteed to win. there's 10's of thousands of people who return to this site daily.. hell if i was one of them i'd be all over this. i don't understand people sometimes. :([/reply][reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-28 03:40:48]It's almost like shooting fish in a barrel.[/reply][reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-28 08:03:51]* shoot * shit, missed again :([/reply][reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-28 12:09:32]Try using the other end.[/reply][/quote]
I can't believe there are not more people posting in this. There's more to S&F then naked women. Come on people, have some witt and post something funny. I'm sure there's someone out there that has a sense of humor.
mOOse replied:
yeah.. this is what sometimes gets to me too. only 15 different people have posted here, meaning the odds of winning a free tee are 1 in 5.. and if you actually took some time to post something funny you're pretty much guaranteed to win. there's 10's of thousands of people who return to this site daily.. hell if i was one of them i'd be all over this. i don't understand people sometimes. :(
[quote name=gossamer7474 time=2008-03-27 11:07:07]come on vote for me, I really need a free tshirt, no one wants to see me walking around naked![reply name=Lt. Dan time=2008-03-27 06:54:46]Not so sure that was the right thing to say Goss...
I think most guys would RATHER see you WITHOUT a shirt!
(Myself included...)[/reply][reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-27 11:17:28]I second that!![/reply][reply name=mOOse time=2008-03-28 01:06:56]haha, that's just asking for a negative rating![/reply][reply name=Tim the Tool Man time=2008-03-28 01:22:05]mOOse, I'm surprised her rating hasn't been sucked into a black hole by now.[/reply][reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-28 08:07:42]If you promise to wear that T-shirt only... (mOOse extra short eh small for gosammer!).[/reply][/quote]
come on vote for me, I really need a free tshirt, no one wants to see me walking around naked!
Lt. Dan replied:
Not so sure that was the right thing to say Goss...
I think most guys would RATHER see you WITHOUT a shirt!
(Myself included...)
Tim the Tool Man replied:
I second that!!
mOOse replied:
haha, that's just asking for a negative rating!
Tim the Tool Man replied:
mOOse, I'm surprised her rating hasn't been sucked into a black hole by now.
nerdsRus replied:
If you promise to wear that T-shirt only... (mOOse extra short eh small for gosammer!).
[quote name=Horanestan time=2008-03-26 23:55:27]really people why have you put bennis's post at -3 and RBK's at -2, do you do that so you have more chance of winning, if it is thats just pathetic[reply name=mOOse time=2008-03-27 04:59:05]bennis is making a come back, now he's at 1![/reply][reply name=nerdsRus time=2008-03-28 08:09:32]Yeah. Some people would kill there mother in law to win a T-shirt![/reply][/quote]
really people why have you put bennis's post at -3 and RBK's at -2, do you do that so you have more chance of winning, if it is thats just pathetic
mOOse replied:
bennis is making a come back, now he's at 1!
nerdsRus replied:
Yeah. Some people would kill there mother in law to win a T-shirt!
[quote name=sixty six time=2008-03-26 22:55:22]Tees for free.
Girls in tees.
oh to be young and free.
with girls in tees.
Just a tees to remmber
the girls in tees.[/quote]
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gossamer7474 +7
DarthFurby +7
lt. dan +6
i've sent all 3 of you a PM on the forums, so please get back to it asasp!
Yes, RBK was soooo close to to win.. :)
COOOOOOL!!!!
(Didn't expect that....)
*Pours second beer.*
Enjoying to drink
Especially martiniis
-
Socially disfunctional
He wants to bang his head
IRA is awaiting him
Rampage is in his head
This is his entire life story
Is it time for a beer or 7?
Too F*****G right. Bring on the Vodka ...Come on
Were you DP?
He tripped and cut his penis
He tried to stitch it up
but it just wouldn`t stop
This was the day he could`ve lost his bennis
There once was a member called RBK
whose avy looked politically not okay
but when used to cover that head
him winning the shirt is not that bad
but ofcourse poltical correctness is already passé
There once was a member called RBK
whose avy looked politically not okay
but when used to cover that head
him winning the shirt is not that bad
but ofcourse poltical correctness is already passe
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you do when you want to get funny teez?
You go on S&F and look for mOOse's freebies
Why don't you all just give up?
Or go and try to win a funny cup?
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If I'm lucky I will get the reps
And forever be happy in my funny tee
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
There's that nasty word "IF". "IF" you could get some hot girl to wear it. "IF" she lets you take pics of her. Have more confidence.
He tripped and cut his penis
He tried to stitch it up
but it just wouldn`t stop
This was the day he could`ve lost his bennis
There once was a member called Bennis
Who like liked to drink lots of Guinness
But he didn't win Deez Teez
Did a crazy striptease - (AND POSTED IT)
Now he's a huge public menace
For just few good votes, you too can help save the poor members of the S&FF from atrocities like a naked Bennis. Your vote will help clothe the potentially naked and entertain everyone else.
As a bonus, I too will see what kinds of fine ladies I can find to wear the Tee if I win , remember, I live in Melbourne, home of many gorgeous girls.
Just don't post it....
:D
+1. Waiting in anticipation :drool:
1 from me!!
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
I think most guys would RATHER see you WITHOUT a shirt!
(Myself included...)
Girls in tees.
oh to be young and free.
with girls in tees.
Just a tees to remmber
the girls in tees.