Ever wondered what your dog would say to you if he could text you? She should have no trouble hitching a ride. And finally this was Ikea's idea of April Fools.

There's something awesome about topless DJ babes, I can't quite put my finger on it but I think it has to do with boobs. OK. Wow, it really does work.

Next time you have one too many and see a girl who you think looks hot, remember this pic. Who am I kidding, you probably won't remember your name, let alone this pic.

A hot blonde is in for full body massage and that means she has to get completely nude. This looks like the start to a porno, in fact I would be surprised if it's not.