Chances are you've probably heard one or two of these in your lifetime. Or if you're really unlucky maybe all of them.

I've never wanted to be a banana as badly as I do right now. It even got to motorboat her boobs, damn lucky banana..

Yet another awesome set of sexy, funny and otherwise amusing photos for you this week. Oh and we heard you like cats, so we put a cat inside your cat!

I struggled with whether to put this in sexy or funny videos, it kind of fits both but also kind of neither at the same time. I guess this is some sort of art?

Yes this is a real ad released a few days ago in Singapore.. No it's not very subtle. Still I think that's what makes it awesome.

Her deep throat skills that is. Before you get too excited, she is only doing it on a dildo.. the rest is up to your imagination.

From the movie 'Boat Trip' sexy latina Roselyn Sanchez shows Cuba Gooding Jr exactly how she gives head. For thousands of celeb videos go to BannedCelebs.

This is why calling things "weekly" is a bad, bad idea. The last edition was posted over a month and a half ago. Anyway, on with the toons!

Another spoof beer ad but this time it's for a made-up brand of beer. It's right up there with the spoof Guiness ad we featured a while ago.

Here's the next edition of toons featuring all the usual suspects.

At a German conference the CEO of Ryanair explained the difference between economy and business class. I'm sure people will happily pay for business class on this airline!

More toons to help you end the week on a brighter note.

Only 1 away from #10! Not the strongest field this week but hopefully you'll get at least a couple of chuckles.

Last toons for 2007, and as the new year approaches here's a friendly reminder to be careful what you wish for!

A hot blonde is in for full body massage and that means she has to get completely nude. This looks like the start to a porno, in fact I would be surprised if it's not.