I've never wanted to be a dildo before so badly in my life. Okay, I'm lying, maybe a couple of other times..

The video version of this awesome gif can be found here. Our own Janessa Brazil posing with her boobs out can be found here. And listen to this bra and like us here!

Next time you're experiencing a frustrating tech support call, just imagine you're talking to her and relax. Also, I need to find a place that sells these shower curtains.

Plenty of angles for you to work with here, have at it! The winner gets a full version of the very adult game BoneTown. Remember to thumbs-up your favorites!

Let me apologize in advance for breaking this amazing random photo streak we've been on until last week. I was on holiday and just didn't have the time.. But I hope all is forgiven with this fresh new batch!

With weird probably being the understatement of the century. The sexy tag is there for the one and half of you that might find this sexy..

From an old Swedish satellite channel tv show, two girls (one of whom is an ex porn star) go shopping for dildos. They even give them a test trial later on, link.

Her deep throat skills that is. Before you get too excited, she is only doing it on a dildo.. the rest is up to your imagination.

Probably the most explicit video of Gisele you're going to see (for free anyway). Ah, to be that dildo if only for a few seconds..

I jumped the gun last time thinking we were up to 54 already but alas this time we really are. Packed with 20% more sexy and funny than the next leading brand.

Apparently pineapples aren't just for masochists anymore..

Another sexy Canadian chick fresh to the interweb scene and ready for you to drool over.

Sexy Carmen strips out of her black lacy lingerie to show off her body.

Sexy Carmen strips out of her lingerie and gets out her dildo.

A whole bunch of hotties get their bikinis off to party with LMFAO at the Playboy Beach House. The song is called 'Get Crazy' and these girls don't need to be told twice!