Ever wondered what your dog would say to you if he could text you? She should have no trouble hitching a ride. And finally this was Ikea's idea of April Fools.

And now for something completely different, Jayden has dressed up today as a scary Snow White. Sexy, scary or both? You decide.

So we don't miss out on a thing, Ukrainian Alissa kindly strips in front of a mirror.

Your own shirt that is.. Then again if you get yourself in one of these swanky shirts the hot girls will surely follow!

Danni's ray gun has lost power and the only thing she's got left is her sexy body!

Alissa is spending the day visiting friends at their shack, needless to say they're always happy to have her around.

Sexy Alissa spends the morning at a topless beach, but takes it a step further and goes bottomless!

I'll apologize in advance for this pic.. and if you don't get it, give it a while. I hope the pics by the end make up for it, this one should definitely help.

Whitney St. John stars in a segment called Wheelz. The highlight in this episode (aside from Whitney showing off her own chassis) is seeing a Porsche get completely destroyed.

Alissa goes for a nude dip whenever she finds an opportunity, it helps that she looks stunning while naked and wet.

Bubbly blonde Alissa doesn't need much reason to go nude, but today she's using the Hummer as an excuse!

Alissa loves pearls, sometimes she'll wear nothing but her pearl necklaces and roll around on her bed nude. This gallery is a representation of one of those times!

Go behind the scenes of a nude photoshoot with Ukranian blonde babe Alissa White.

Sexy Alissa spent some time in the water, splashing around and most importantly taking off her bikini bottom! This photo is so full of win.

As you may or may not know, I go by the handle 'mOOse' on this site and our forums. So imagine my delight when I saw this set of Midori in my inbox. She truly is sexy and funny.