I challenge you to prove me wrong.. This guy makes his living painting the bodies of super hot models.

Talk about every mans dream job, this guy gets paid to oil up boobs. Sigh.

Yet another awesome set of sexy, funny and otherwise amusing photos for you this week. Oh and we heard you like cats, so we put a cat inside your cat!

Ok, so maybe we're being a little overly critical, but this boobjob just doesn't do her justice. There are more normal new galleries in the Girl Galleries section, only featured this one as it was unusual.

Just like the title says, get ready for some hot hot banana blowjob action.

All he wanted was a happy ending.. and she obliged! Well, kind of anyway. The rest you'll have to watch for yourself!

I've never wanted to be a banana as badly as I do right now. It even got to motorboat her boobs, damn lucky banana..

A Bulgarian artist has taken up the tough job of painting naked women!

British Louise poses in her brown and spotty lingerie, but it simply wasn't destined to stay on!

Chances are you've probably heard one or two of these in your lifetime. Or if you're really unlucky maybe all of them.

Ever wondered what happens when a clown gets a blowjob? Well, wonder no more! Sexy and funny. And creepy.

Our correspondent from France, Sharky, has done it again. This time he's produced a very cool looking game. Read the help to see how to get a high score, my best was 1620 but I'm sure you guys will beat that with your eyes closed.

From the movie 'Boat Trip' sexy latina Roselyn Sanchez shows Cuba Gooding Jr exactly how she gives head. For thousands of celeb videos go to BannedCelebs.

I hate "stealing" stuff from the forums but this is too funny to pass up. Consider this a warning: Asking an inexperienced girl for a handjob can have bad consequences.

This could just be the hottest fan video ever. Janessa (Penthouse model, Miss Howard TV and Random Photos star) has really outdone herself in this video for us. Go watch it, now!