Hahaha, they just don't make porno like this anymore. This couple just loves their lemons, and hates lemon stealing whores!

Anyone else watching the soccer and annoyed like hell at the constant buzzing sound? You're not alone.. I'd also like to introduce you to one of the most embarrassing fails of all time.

Veronika burnt dinner, but she still managed to put something edible on the table.

As you may or may not know, I go by the handle 'mOOse' on this site and our forums. So imagine my delight when I saw this set of Midori in my inbox. She truly is sexy and funny.