Danny takes a beautiful woman on the perfect date. Or at least it was the perfect date until..

Along the same lines as the famous Jim Beam ad except slightly less scripted and featuring a more average girl..

This is an ad from Australian TV and features every guys dream girl. I wonder if she really exists, the safe bet would be "no".

As in, the boobs are perfect not the grab, which is pretty solid too but really it's more of a feel than a grab. Now that we've got that settled, enjoy the boobs!

Of course there's no such thing.. and this guy shows his true colors as soon as he finds out the girl he was hitting on is taken.

When a nice day at the beach is ruined by her complaining, just deflate her!

As you may or may not know, I go by the handle 'mOOse' on this site and our forums. So imagine my delight when I saw this set of Midori in my inbox. She truly is sexy and funny.