I'm sorry I keep going on about this, but we put a lot of work into it only to realize people had issues making payments. It's now fixed and the buy 3 get 2 free deal is still on!

The largest shopping mall in Essex, England offered a £100 gift voucher to the first 100 ladies that turn up in just their underwear. Needless to say, sexiness ensued.

Some of these are so laughably bad that they earn this a funny rating. Others are kind of hot, you can be the judge!

We haven't had one of these for a while for some reason (read: my laziness). Best rated caption (comment) gets a free premium upgrade on our forums. Good luck!

From an old Swedish satellite channel tv show, two girls (one of whom is an ex porn star) go shopping for dildos. They even give them a test trial later on, link.

Oh boy, I know this is in Germany but still.. someone surely got fired over this. Penis warning for those expecting boobies.

It turns out we never brought across the world famous S&F photoshops (a regular feature at one stage) when we converted to the new site almost a year ago. Well here they all are, in one huge gallery.

Nude shopping is the way to go in my book. But not for clothes. That would make the whole thing kind of pointless.

Yet another thing we need to adopt from those geniuses overseas. I'm starting to really love foreign culture. And what's attached to them.

I guess photoshoppers are human too, meaning they sometimes fuck up. This is a collection of those times.

Even Santa takes some time out for a bit of self loving apparently. Which sex toy will he choose? Watch it to find out!

Woops, that's what you get for not checking which channels were default whilst you're on live TV!

One thing that was painfully clear from the survey is that you guys love these, so hopefuly this weeks selection isn't a let down. Wat?

Another week of random photo goodness. You know the drill! Psst you can also browse uploaded galleries here.

Comes with a free trial while the full thing only costs a couple of bucks and I can assure you it's well worth it. To see the other models they have click here.