In case you haven't visited the forums in a while, you're missing out on gems such as this thread.

Bahahaha, this has to be the best news story ever.

A German ad for a sex toy shop, featuring a sexy housewife.

But you may however be able to get away with it if you sing them to her instead.

More S&F toons by our resident cartoonist Jerry. Onwards to.. 16!

What would do in a situation when your wife is yelling at you and you wipe your hands with her shirt?

I'm not from the States so this clip isn't all that funny to me.. but other people assure me that it is. So if it does suck, I blame them.

As you may or may not know, I go by the handle 'mOOse' on this site and our forums. So imagine my delight when I saw this set of Midori in my inbox. She truly is sexy and funny.