Thanks but I'd still gladly take all the non-ideal ones. Oh yes I would.

Due to the overwhelming success of the first caption contest, it's back again this week with a chance to win a full version virtual stripper on your desktop!

Depending on the responses this may or may not become a weekly feature. And to kick things off I'll throw in a free premium upgrade to the best rated caption (comment)!

Haha, apparently there's not many positions a girl can be in for them not to be interpreted as sexual by a guy with a dirty mind.

G4's Spoof of the show Bionic Woman. While rebuilding Jamie, making her stronger, better and faster, they somehow made her a lesbian too!

Ok now this is pretty disturbing. Disturbingly FUN that is! Throw her, drag her, treat her like an object. Guaranteed to waste a few minutes of your life or your money back.

It's that crazy time of the year again.. Happy Halloween fellow S&F'ers! And in case you're wondering why Miss Tara Reid is there, here's a hint: Franken-nipple.

A hot blonde is in for full body massage and that means she has to get completely nude. This looks like the start to a porno, in fact I would be surprised if it's not.