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Description: I'll try to make this a monthly thing, so consider this the official one for August. The winner gets a premium S&FF account, remember to vote for your favorites!

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Views: 58522 Date: 08/12/09 Favorited: 1

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Danny Dix at 11/18/11 06:45:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Lot #427. Cuntrag collection.

Two hours later, three burro farms, twenty two tonne of potatoes and a bus load of sisters and the bidding was still going strong.
r893ykl at 8/20/09 09:06:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Strewth, how many more times I'm not Kylie
mOOse at 8/17/09 10:28:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and the winner is... ZHunterX with +14! congrats, you've won a premium account!
whoray85 at 8/17/09 03:30:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: (As auctioneer): Do I hear $100 for my top? 100, 100, 100, 150, 150, 150, 150, 150, 300 over there in the red shirt, do I hear 350? 350, 350, 350...
FlawD at 8/16/09 08:59:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Let me hear you!! How many fingers should I use ?!?
Switch_Blade at 8/16/09 11:41:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Who wants to touch me?"

"I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!?!?!?!"
grdigits at 8/16/09 10:13:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Which of you landscapers want to trim my bush?
Bob3344 at 8/16/09 08:24:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: Who can fix my computer to have sex with me?
Asian Guys: WE CAN!!!!!!
Girl: Who can smuggle stuff in and out of the country to have sex with me?
Mexican Guys: NOSOTROS PODEMOS
bleenow at 8/16/09 07:47:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Look guys it's zero zero suit samus"
hobart12400 at 8/15/09 10:20:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How many of you Dweebs think this is the best Star Trek convention EVER?
flameace35 at 8/15/09 09:08:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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One border is enough! Don't you illegals even THINK about trying to cross mine!
zipenby at 8/15/09 07:44:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"TWATdid y'all say? I CUNT hear you. I must have an ear inFUCKtion."
nuts24 at 8/15/09 06:14:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How about: This table is "Phillip's Bonds", not "Feel up the Blonde"!"
ninjalinesman at 8/15/09 05:30:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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'I will fuck anybody out there with a giant spoon full of books!'
favdonk at 8/15/09 02:35:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Senetor Gillibrand believed wearing a bikini would allow her to take control of the town hall meeting, but people shouted about death panels and birth certificates anyway.
caposlacker at 8/15/09 11:51:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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by a show of fingers, how many of you would it take to come remotely close to giving me an REAL orgasm?
sdqruuinrkreenl at 8/15/09 05:33:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Chick: "I Can't Hear Youuuuuu!"
Crowd: "GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!"
Unified at 8/14/09 01:33:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Brooke Hogan had learnt from her father well.
SilentBob at 8/14/09 09:20:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ashley doesn't realize that shooting a ping pong ball from her mouth is not the trick everyone was expecting, and was shocked when the entire audience demanded their money back
Nushtabulous at 8/14/09 08:41:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who thinks I need implants??
poiuytrewqasdfghjkl at 8/14/09 07:07:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!
ReelBadFish at 8/14/09 04:29:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Blonde: Who wants a meaty taco!!??
Guy up front: escuse mi. can ai haf uan? (i'm mexican btw)
erkimmer at 8/14/09 03:32:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Actual screenshot from DeadRising 3: Hollywood.
MC-Pope-VII at 8/13/09 10:52:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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you even try and grab em' so help me god i'll breath fire on you!!
hasta_la_pasta at 8/13/09 10:47:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Those damn illegals, they take all of our best jobs! Even our blow jobs!
Shadrogue at 8/13/09 09:51:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Studies show that those who say very little only haven't had a motivation to speak yet.

The above sentence can be interpreted as a caption for the photo OR the comments, take your pick
dakid211 at 8/13/09 06:52:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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For the last time NO, NO, NO you cannot touch me you greasy burros
hsart at 8/13/09 05:22:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The new way to get all the immigrants back into their country.
tanom1 at 8/13/09 02:47:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 
Who here has never seen a naked girl in person, and no your sister does not count!
kickassdumbman at 8/13/09 02:05:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Can you hear me, yeah!!
DudeNZ at 8/13/09 01:18:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn - many hands make light work - and i thought i was getting changed in the dark...
Villagegreen at 8/13/09 11:53:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Wave your hands in the air, like you just don't care"
abhijit at 8/13/09 11:01:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Don't shout....still i've much things to show....
caposlacker at 8/13/09 10:05:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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which one of you am i going to escort across the "border"?
JustinCider at 8/13/09 09:08:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hulk Hogan's first public appearance after his sex change operation.
Griffry at 8/13/09 09:07:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The irony of shouting, "I can't hear you!" was apparently lost on the men in front of the "Deaf Girls of Porn" booth.
taxi at 8/13/09 09:02:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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by show of hands, how many of you would fail to satisfy me?
bird lover replied:
i thought taxi should have won
empnoob at 8/13/09 07:59:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: Who wants me to take my top off?
Guys (in unison): OHHH ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!!!!!!!
Girl: BULLSHIT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU PANSIES!!!!!, Come back when all of you grow a pair.......
areohefel at 8/13/09 07:43:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Well, they'll work for cheaper than the guys at Home Depot.
fasttofall at 8/13/09 07:36:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The sprint network is similar to verizons just more mexican and harder to hear
xxxxxxcrap at 8/13/09 07:17:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who told me earlier that they were really good at massaging breasts?
alarmclockguy at 8/13/09 05:29:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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girl: wait so who was the one that wanted a blowjob?


memememememe!
lavadman at 8/13/09 04:52:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Blonde- My teacher told me to go home and work on my essay... So which of you 'essays' wanna get worked on?!?!
DOHAWK at 8/13/09 04:14:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Mother may I says raise your right hand.

You idiots.... you're all out...
alfalfa140 at 8/13/09 04:12:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: Where's the nearest home depot?
mystkspiral at 8/13/09 03:48:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I said, "Who wants a free Bible with a courtesy date with me!"
somedaynow at 8/13/09 03:18:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I can't here you! Who wants a ride across the boarder in the Larry flint mobile!?
Garnet Carruthers at 8/13/09 03:15:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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are you sure this bikini doesn't make my ass look big????
thedude420 at 8/13/09 02:55:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I need 4 guys, 20$ each, easy work, lets go, hurry up get in the car!!!!!!!!
Cerulean at 8/13/09 02:37:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Gotta love those new Home Depot uniforms.
admiralpoetic at 8/13/09 02:35:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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who here thinks i'm skinnier than your wife?
ragnarok14 at 8/13/09 02:28:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Mexician stock exchange effort to combat the global financial crisis: new mandatory uniforms
omerojs at 8/13/09 01:59:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Did I hear 10k for the top part of the bikini? anyone?
ArmadilloBob at 8/13/09 01:39:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So let me get this straight. The best all of you intelligent, superior white boys can come up with is Asian, and Wetback jokes? No wonder you Fuck-Heads thought Bush was the smart one.
Adrian762 at 8/13/09 01:22:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Come here baby, I'm a "LOVE MACHINE".
Kahlil at 8/13/09 01:18:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Simone says: Raise your right hand if you want a green card!
ReelBadFish at 8/13/09 01:17:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Lord of the rings, in case you don't know.
Krumm1214 at 8/13/09 12:57:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The worlds newest craze: strip charades
Siteblinder at 8/13/09 12:37:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Her: I can't hear you! Who wants to see my cock????!!!!!!
Crowd: I do!!!
Asian guy: I'll tickle it
ronstheman at 8/13/09 12:24:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Asian man: "I will give you 5000 rupees and a ride on my rickshaw for your little cherry"
weirdbox at 8/12/09 11:53:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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RUN! GODZILLA IS BEHIND YOU!!!
Theodore Bagwell at 8/12/09 11:11:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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All the racist xenophobes trying to be funny say what?
dreifort at 8/12/09 11:06:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The first guy who can't speak English, is illegally here in this country and drives without a drivers license can be my date tonight after the first annual Mexi-con. Is there anyone here who fits that description!?
dmcevoy at 8/12/09 10:58:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i bet if that chick was the U.S. theyd of jumped the table by now
krazyg at 8/12/09 10:25:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Who wants to touch my breasts!!!"
Lendofinterlinks at 8/12/09 10:12:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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'If you want my bikini, lets hear some opera'
ridermanus at 8/12/09 10:06:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I can't hear you, how much is bid for my virginity"?"
cooldude_jax79 at 8/12/09 10:05:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who wants to blow around my bush?
wokman at 8/12/09 10:01:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i'm going to take a shower who wants to wash my back
Newfie Cowboy at 8/12/09 09:59:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why of course I would love a pearl necklace. Should I pull my hair back so you can put it on me?
RBK at 8/12/09 09:53:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is probably the most attention Madonna has gotten since she for the first time was nude in public.
RBK at 8/12/09 09:52:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Out of fright of being called perverted, all the men decided to raise their hands to clarify that they don't wank off every time they see a pretty girl.
Jaymz_515 at 8/12/09 09:50:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The auction for Denise's dignity got off to a great start.
H4x at 8/12/09 09:46:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After the success of the woman who auctioned off her virginity to the highest bidder, this blond stripper decided to give it a try at an actual auction house. Unfortunately, she was paid in pesos.
dmcevoy at 8/12/09 09:44:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A Table: a better border than the rio grande
gnomon at 8/12/09 09:12:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So are there any questions about my national sex care plan?
Newfie Cowboy at 8/12/09 09:10:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Keep it down I think I hear Immigration.
7854 at 8/12/09 08:24:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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girl "i really like foreign incest children with 6 fingers, any out there?!"
donnie.darko at 8/12/09 08:00:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A sure sign of a failing U.S. economy, our women are now selling themselves to Mexico in attempts to secure stable income...
TROJANMAN3 at 8/12/09 07:51:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who wants to cut my grass? I can't hear you!
Horanestan at 8/12/09 07:25:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Got Milk


(Did I get the rules wrong?) :p
firemonk at 8/12/09 06:36:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Tables: keeping foreigners away from hot blondes for generations.
lavadman at 8/12/09 06:30:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I need 2 guys who know how to paint! Anyone?!
lavadman at 8/12/09 06:28:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Can I get a WHAT WHAT?!?!?!
dwchab at 8/12/09 06:16:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Things look like they are going swell at the Taco flavored kisses booth to raise tiny titty awareness.
360guy at 8/12/09 06:16:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Congress solves the illegal alien problem: Bikinis at Immigration Services.
tarpon2003 at 8/12/09 06:09:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who wants the latest tricks to get across the boarder and not get caught??
Dash171 at 8/12/09 06:09:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How many of you just came here to work and obey the law?? Silence.
How many of you are here to rape and piliage sluts like me and our economic system?!?!?!?!
*CROWD REACTS*
s1c8o7t at 8/12/09 06:06:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Raise your hand if you man-boobs!
medagh at 8/12/09 06:00:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: Let me here you say HOOOOOOOO!!!!
dakid211 at 8/12/09 05:41:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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see this is why girls don't cross the border and go south, horny mexican men all riot to touch a real american hooker...i mean stripper....no really, i meant a student "working" her way through college!!!
namethisis at 8/12/09 05:34:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wait!... Wasn't this pic taken a year ago. She was shouting, "VOTE FOR OBAMA!"
yh0rw1 at 8/12/09 05:27:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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if you can raise you arm higher than me, you win a free tshirt!!
winker7071 at 8/12/09 05:22:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
WHO'S GAY??
pbranma at 8/12/09 05:06:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Who wants free Tacos?
Tim the Tool Man at 8/12/09 04:29:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Girl: I'll demonstrate some of the new fellatio techniques from my book and video, but first I need a volunteer. Anyone?
rikki18 at 8/12/09 04:27:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Shit! Somebody shot a dart in my ear.
Tim the Tool Man at 8/12/09 04:21:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: OK, Who wants to fuck?
RBK replied:
so obvious yet genius. :P
Quiet_Vette at 8/12/09 04:10:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Her stomach says: Free green cards !
jeremyrmes at 8/12/09 04:07:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Lets start the bidding at $250. Do I hear $250.
WalaWalaWhooo at 8/12/09 03:51:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I already said I don't need a new roof on my house!!!!
Rocinante at 8/12/09 03:47:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Free flash to anyone helping me hand out these fliers. Who's with me?
alanmoi at 8/12/09 03:35:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up.
ZHunterX at 8/12/09 03:34:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: I can't hear you!
Guys: Boobs!!
Girl: I can't hear you!
Guys: Boobs!!
It took another hour before the audience realized the woman was deaf.
RBK replied:
I'd be surprsised if this one doesn't win.
Tim the Tool Man replied:
Best by far. :D
Kahlil replied:
Too bad Family Guy did it first :P
hasta_la_pasta replied:
funny, but not original.
though I dont know if that holds you back from winning haha
Theodore Bagwell at 8/12/09 03:22:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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All you Hulkamaniacs in the house make some noise!!!
bamboo915 at 8/12/09 03:17:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Fat man: Will you sleep with me for a million bucks!?!? Amazingly hot chick: ummm yes, any higher bidders??
Another man: Will you sleep with me for 2 dollars!?!
Amazingly hot chick: NO! what do you think i am??
The same man: I think we've already established what you are...
pinoijm at 8/12/09 03:14:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who wants a free t-shirt?!
Chris1972 at 8/12/09 01:56:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Raise your hand if a Latno who loves blondes.
nuts24 replied:
Lose the picture and learn to spell.
easyhomewin at 8/12/09 01:19:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
The 3D breast supersizer 5000 - The future of erotic entertainment
Thetis17 at 8/12/09 11:27:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I don't hear a high enough bid to take my top off yet

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