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Description: We haven't had one of these for a while for some reason (read: my laziness). Best rated caption (comment) gets a free premium upgrade on our forums. Good luck!

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zbtrash at 3/6/10 08:42:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"So this is how it feels to grab two huge watermellons"
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/6/10 02:21:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Your supposed to say melons not watermelons! Do mine look like THESE to you? OK next valentines day just buy me a GIFT CARD to Victoria's Secret.

Sorry couldn't resist 1 last joke, Congrats Mitzi11.
mOOse at 3/5/10 06:47:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and the winner is mitzi11 with +10. your account has been upgraded, enjoy!
the.amazing.spyderman replied:
and it only took mitzi's 1- 10 to do it! :-p
brennan_i at 3/5/10 02:04:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ok, next, 2 cherries for the nipples and after that 2 pieces of cows liver and I will feel like a new woman!!!!
brennan_i at 3/5/10 01:58:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I am going to sue my plastic surgeon as my tit job does'nt look too good!!!!!!
Kaotic at 3/5/10 12:06:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Do you have these in a C cup?
Newfie Cowboy at 3/4/10 08:58:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Do these make my ass look big?
dm0ney at 3/4/10 08:21:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If he doesn't even notice me with these, why does he even want me to get surgery?
wokman at 3/4/10 03:46:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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with theese i could become a member of the tommy lee x-wives club
douchecanoe at 3/4/10 03:12:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She was set, all that was left to do was change her name to Melony
mightywhite at 3/4/10 02:22:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Thoughts:

first date tonight, and heard this guy likes big mellons. Check...
Just need to head to the petshop for a beaver and to walmart to buy a shaver. and I'm ready..
scunion4life at 3/3/10 05:14:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After hearing the rumors of feeling post augmentation, she decided to find out for herself.

Girl: I can't believe this.....so it is true

Guy: Yea, like i said babe, They look really nice but after........(trailing off)
scunion4life at 3/3/10 05:03:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After this, hand modeling will never be the same again
scunion4life at 3/3/10 05:02:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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While noticing the success of Nationwide's Best Spokesman, a C.E.O at Burger King silenced all competitors with its new and improved version of the Double Cheeseburger after viewing this picture
OICURA at 3/3/10 01:23:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My boobs are down here!!!
Nushtabulous at 3/3/10 11:21:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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No, I'm definitely not comfortable role-playing Mr. and Mrs. Hulk
ghg at 3/3/10 10:53:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If only my muscial talents were this big.......
dd7bsu at 3/3/10 07:40:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Do-it-yourself plastic surgery kit
Bds908 at 3/3/10 06:07:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Are these melons big enough, or would you like bigger ones?
Freelyx at 3/3/10 05:22:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Chick: "Hey babe, which of these melons do you like better?"

Dude: "Her's I think."
Freelyx at 3/3/10 05:18:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Chick: Why is it even when holding melons suggestively, I still can't get guys to look at me?

Dude: Maybe because your gaydar is off.
joewar420 at 3/3/10 05:05:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Upgrades? Oh yeah.
sexysexton013 at 3/3/10 02:03:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"He wants them THIS big?"
Krumm1214 at 3/3/10 12:02:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Are these ripe yet?
obring at 3/2/10 11:28:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How do know when their ripe?
Storm5hadow at 3/2/10 11:27:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I wonder if some one will notice if i walk out with these in my bra?
unclekinky at 3/2/10 10:35:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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While pondering her life decisions at the local supermarket, Suzie couldn 19t help but wonder what might have been with a little more 1Chelp 1D upstairs 26
BedroomEyes at 3/2/10 10:10:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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George thinks.....Damn, if my balls were that big, she would be staring at me....
BedroomEyes at 3/2/10 10:08:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Lisa thought of the words from her Fairy Godmother...."Be careful what you wish for, Lisa"
wills85 at 3/2/10 06:53:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Woman: "I wonder if his balls are the size of my melons ^o) "
akanives at 3/2/10 04:04:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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woman: mmmm even with these, one looks bigger than the other...
H4x at 3/2/10 12:12:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Woman: I don't think I can stand upright with this much weight up front.,,
Man: That's fine. Just get the same treatment for your small ass.
Woman: !!


It was later reported that a pseudo-celebrity brat was undergoing treatment in Puerto Rico for a large melon shoved up his ass. Unfortunately, he is making a steady recovery and will be staring on a new reality TV show before long.
matt21sz at 3/2/10 10:07:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I hope these are organic. I don't want anything unnatural in my body.
Tkcc325 at 3/2/10 10:05:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Hmmmm this looks wrong.. I hope no one is sees this"
frogman_84 at 3/2/10 09:24:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You think these have implants too?
FourLegged at 3/2/10 09:02:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wow! Would you get a look at her freakishly large...

...

...hands.
FourLegged at 3/2/10 08:59:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Keven! Stop staring at the cucumbers and help me pick out a melon.
FourLegged at 3/2/10 08:58:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I still don't get it. What does this have to do with Kermit's undivided attention?"
FourLegged at 3/2/10 08:52:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So, this is what the natural ones feel like.
claudiu_sim at 3/2/10 08:41:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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blonde ambition
rightalong at 3/2/10 08:04:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Thank God there's nothing suggestive about this."
dwchab at 3/2/10 07:08:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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With mitts like those the Chiefs need to draft her as a wide-out. Either that, or she needs to be the Vikings running back's coach.
the064cobra at 3/2/10 07:07:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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DAMN....One is still bigger than the other...
defectiveproduct at 3/2/10 06:23:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Caption: "I can't wait to put these inside me!"
singaraja at 3/2/10 05:41:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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hmmm.... the weight is unbalance, the right is heavier than the left..... should do something about it.....
Bertmax at 3/2/10 05:33:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Oh my GAWD! These are, like, the cutest watermelons ever!"
rocker_mocker at 3/2/10 05:18:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: "Would this size make you like me more?" Guy:"Hey, check out the ass on that babe" Girl:"Grrr"
curlyhead321 at 3/2/10 05:17:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Do these look big enough to you?
dropboxman006 at 3/2/10 04:23:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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gawd I would hate to hold these up all the time
jimmy2027 at 3/2/10 03:51:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Can you feel the burden of having multiple babies?
fifthmark at 3/2/10 03:49:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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While both may be pretty, plump, and ready to bury your face in, she simply must accept that only rarely will a women have two melons that are exactly the same size.
friendle at 3/2/10 02:54:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Spencer, we are going to have to rename out reality from "The Hills" to "The Grand Titons"!
CmdrGdHrt at 3/2/10 02:50:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The left one is definitely bigger!
prophetofcool at 3/2/10 02:29:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"will my implants be this heavy?"
Geeb53 at 3/2/10 01:45:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Jessica visualizes the life of Dolly Parton
thared at 3/2/10 01:43:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Im pretty much an expert in this domain and....those melons are 100% fake
ramones666 at 3/2/10 01:42:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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these would work better than the toilet paper ive been stuffing my bra with.
TheMattMan095 at 3/2/10 01:29:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Well, he did say he wanted bigger melons"
MC-Pope-VII at 3/2/10 12:41:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It is funny because the female is holding the two mellons up at such an angle that it insinuates they are her mamories.
MrJBlacc at 3/2/10 12:30:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"He said he wanted a girl with big round melons, so now I'm standing here and he still doesn't even notice me, I don't get men..."
mcflym at 3/2/10 12:03:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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On his trip to the greengrocers, Dave saw some cracking pears, some nice ripe peaches and some huge melons. Thank God he missed the kumquats!
ihasbignunu at 3/1/10 11:46:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Those are some pretty firm melons you have there. Mind if i take a look?
Cerulean at 3/1/10 11:07:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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*thump* *thump* *thump*

Yup, these two are definitely rotten.

And oh yeah, she's holding some melons too.
claudiu_sim at 3/1/10 10:48:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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hey, these are almost as hard as my boobs!
bigboy1615 at 3/1/10 09:44:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How to tell when your boyfriend might be gay.
ghg at 3/1/10 09:28:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I feel so inadequate next to these things. Must go bigger next time.
Tlostinthefuture at 3/1/10 09:17:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ok what are these, DD's? I'll take 'em
yankeesfan208 at 3/1/10 08:55:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"...these would take forever to wash"
BedroomEyes at 3/1/10 08:29:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The decision made....Amber decides to try sex with a woman.
Lt. Dan at 3/1/10 08:07:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wife: Sweetie, are these Casaba or Cantaloupe?

*Silence*

Wife: Sweetie?

*More silence*



BREAKING NEWS
A man was found dead in the produce section of a local grocery store with what appears to be a Casaba melon forced into his rectum. Reports of it being of the seedles variety are still unconfirmed.
hohorose2 at 3/1/10 07:17:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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perfect I'll take em, now do you put them in here?
nuts24 at 3/1/10 07:12:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Not wanting to come off as a pervert, he averts his eyes from her melons.
namethisis at 3/1/10 06:27:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Unsuspecting Joe has no idea about Kelly's "Other" intentions.
FIFATG at 3/1/10 06:25:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Should I... Would I..."
Chris1972 at 3/1/10 06:23:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If only my brain were this big.
namethisis at 3/1/10 06:19:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"If I had these, I could crush that cheating prick!"
namethisis at 3/1/10 06:17:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Stacey said, I need two melons and a cucumber...?"
checkered660 at 3/1/10 06:14:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"hmm?? should I get implants? Or will guys really love me for what I have now??"
bamboo915 at 3/1/10 06:10:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If only my melons were this big :(
Rahul_007 at 3/1/10 05:33:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Its Too heavy......For U Sexy
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/1/10 05:28:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After winning the Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Look-a-like contest, this wonders "should i take it further?"
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/1/10 05:26:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Woman "Doctor this feels silly are you sure this is how ALL your patients pick out their new breasts?"
Doctor "Trust me do you wanna look proportional or don't you"
RandyB at 3/1/10 04:58:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Gee, I don't know, I can't tell if they're even.
Nunbrew at 3/1/10 04:04:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Staring at the blonde...

Walter Melons dreamt about Mount St. Helens
curious100george at 3/1/10 04:02:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"The final stage of my sex change is almost complete. Maybe implants this size will make my hands look normal???"
redfalcon at 3/1/10 03:49:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Her: Should my implants be this big? Him: Ha? wud you say?
ibrcson at 3/1/10 03:38:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Excuse me...Do you think Tony would take me back if I was more like this??"
patrickl at 3/1/10 03:17:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I wonder how much i would save if i use these
xzxcvbnmx at 3/1/10 03:14:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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WOW these feel even realer (more real whatever the word is) than mine
stub18 at 3/1/10 03:14:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I have melons like this and hes looking at that "pear"!!
steareth at 3/1/10 03:12:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Maybe i get to look like Luna now"
hihoops5 at 3/1/10 02:36:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I have enough for breasts, or get my teeth fixed?!?!
If I get breasts no one will notice my teeth!
BreastLover replied:

Ik heb radijsjes! Hele mooie! Witte en rode!
Newfie Cowboy at 3/1/10 02:28:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yes! We have no bananas. We have no bananas today.
JohnDoe5150 at 3/1/10 02:20:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is much better than that Doctor's explanation
excite27 at 3/1/10 01:22:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Do you think one of my melons is bigger than the other?
Theodore Bagwell at 3/1/10 11:19:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pretty Lady: "How do you like them apples!?"
Dude: "Honey, those are melons..."
spin4lcord at 3/1/10 08:19:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm looking at a possible set of implants, but hes looking at my ass...which do I get?
mitzi11 at 3/1/10 06:51:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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He said he wanted to see my melons but why???
Tyranitaur at 3/1/10 06:17:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Two douchebags and two melons, nothing more, nothing less.
Zalathorn at 3/1/10 06:11:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I wonder if tits like these would help my music career.
Alexus at 3/1/10 06:10:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn, wonder what it is to taste boobs like these.
abhijit at 3/1/10 05:01:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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if mine was that big, he may not look elsewhere......
ASHSON at 3/1/10 04:55:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wishful thinking
titsareawesome4532 at 3/1/10 04:48:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i wonder if the implants will be this big
mightywhite replied:
like OMG I've found the biggest grapes, these will last at least a week.

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