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beer, fridge, nipples, belt

Description: An appropriate pic given the prize this week is a Hops Holster Beer Ammo Belt thanks to rotocade.com. You can see it in action here. Remember to 'thumb-up' your favorite captions!

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Views: 60696 Date: 12/17/10 Favorited: 4

Tags: beer, fridge, nipples, belt

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Danny Dix at 9/26/11 01:33:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Ok, here's a late one:

" Jeez Harry, forget the bloody beer mate. When your ass starts looking like that.....I've had far too much to drink"
mOOse at 1/4/11 04:29:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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well bigboy1615 never got in touch with me and since over 2 weeks has passed i have to pick a new winner. next best is Big Mike with +6. getting in touch with you now!
mOOse at 12/21/10 03:26:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and the unanimous winner with +14 is bigboy1615! you'll be contacted at the email address you used when signing up, if you no longer use that one contact me on the forums or post here.
mOOse replied:
bigboy1615, you'll need to contact me on the forums again, the email address we have for you bounced.
rooferick at 12/21/10 01:19:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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To hell with the mountains, I'm heading for the bush
aaron693 at 12/21/10 01:15:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I LOVE cold beer!
the.amazing.spyderman at 12/20/10 06:21:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Football 7, Girlfriend 8

what a beautiful 2 point conversion
opaldawg at 12/20/10 12:32:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Nothing like Beer Caps to brighten your day
wantmore54 at 12/20/10 07:36:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Top shelf beer...give me bottom shelf everytime!
stl420 at 12/20/10 02:33:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Honey, tell me again why you took all the shelves out of the 'frig?"
mikey-mikey at 12/19/10 11:35:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What more in life could you assk for?......Holster Beer
whiskeycandybars at 12/19/10 11:10:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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your gay if you noticed the whipped cream first
chouilste at 12/19/10 11:07:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ok Santa, here's a picture of what I want this year for Christmas. Wait, make it two.
papabaloo at 12/19/10 08:35:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Just doing what a woman should..
rooferick at 12/19/10 08:16:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Those panties aren't the best thing in life but they're next to it.
zeez at 12/19/10 06:58:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Less taste...MORE ASS!
jim gatton at 12/19/10 05:53:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Why do you keep mumbling that. There's no 'TIT-N-ASS' beer to be found in here."
zipenby at 12/19/10 01:38:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"OK hunny, you can come outta the fridge now, looks like you are Just "ripe" enough....but please back out ...oh yea, and bring a beer!"
Mac-A-Doshe at 12/19/10 12:35:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And make sure you grab one from the back dear, they're colder.
ILuvMsMarvel at 12/19/10 07:31:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Hey Mom, can I have one too?"
mitzi11 at 12/19/10 06:50:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

(She thinks) If this dont get his Grandpa excited nothing will!!
iceman681 at 12/19/10 06:23:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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you have officially just lost 5 Minutes of your life staring at this pic, trying to think of a caption. (not that you was thinking the hole time)
mstem55 at 12/19/10 03:53:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ooops, .... Hey honey forget the beer and whip cream, after looking at you I just popped my cork... bring me a towel!
frogman_84 at 12/19/10 02:33:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Reddi Whip This!
Steelflex27 at 12/19/10 02:02:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"i just don't know why he always forces me to wear this shirt when he needs his late night beer..."
varziniak at 12/19/10 01:37:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Hey, did you glue the beer down? Hey, now my hand is glued too!"
" [hehe planned worked] I'm coming to help babe. Or should I say cuming?"
akanives at 12/19/10 01:12:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"2 southern comforts..." (she bends over)
"uhh......make that 2 reds"

just like the ol cougar add.
Falthor at 12/18/10 11:37:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

there's a reason I put them on the bottom.
swifter at 12/18/10 11:20:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Forget the beer. Let me at the can of Reddi Whip and her sweet ass!!
kenny suga at 12/18/10 09:55:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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cool chick
Quiet_Vette at 12/18/10 06:36:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What? No new Vortex bottles? Boooo!!!
Throwingcopper55 at 12/18/10 06:06:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Forget the blue mountains, when her nipples turn hard the beer is cold.
grdigits at 12/18/10 05:44:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dr. Venkman, I swear Zuul was back here.
paradoxis at 12/18/10 05:16:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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One of the 70 things women are good for... besides 69.
thecrud at 12/18/10 03:58:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Look, it's the light at the end of the tunnel.
douchecanoe at 12/18/10 03:49:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

"And How's Her Bush" - Makers of Fine Beer
cooldude_jax79 at 12/18/10 03:37:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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honey, I'm happy you are getting ur lessons on how to bend
kered not so big at 12/18/10 03:32:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and if you need a bottle opener........
pcroughn at 12/18/10 03:21:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Red Stripe: Hooray Beer!
pcroughn at 12/18/10 03:17:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Another day...another douche.
Clive3755 at 12/18/10 11:41:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
'Bottoms up'
flutorpony at 12/18/10 09:51:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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PRACTICAL JOKE
If you push them into the fridge, you ain't getting your beer.
Bertmax at 12/18/10 09:51:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

"It's in the door, darlin."
flutorpony at 12/18/10 09:46:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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MISUNDERSTANDING
I simply asked her to get my cream.
lemoncurry at 12/18/10 08:23:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Made from the freshest buttley and nips.
T-e-A at 12/18/10 07:52:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

and I don't even have my beer goggles on yet. I am SCREWED!!
Kahlil at 12/18/10 07:39:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Light stuff....dark stuff....OH HEY! AFTERNOON DELIGHT! Thanks mom!"
Valale Subbanna at 12/18/10 07:18:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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One curve that can set many things strait !
boomslang666 at 12/18/10 06:47:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Beer and Clam, my favourite!
bigboy1615 at 12/18/10 05:47:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+15 
Refrigerator $1200
Beer $35
Taking out the shelves so she has to bend over everytime. Priceless...
iceman681 at 12/18/10 05:20:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

IF SHE'S GOING TO NARNIA I'M THERE
iceman681 at 12/18/10 05:18:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR SELLING, PLAY 28 SECS OF THIS PIC AND THEN 2 SEC OF YOUR PRODUCT AND YOU'D BE RICH.
BedroomEyes at 12/18/10 05:17:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Glueing those bottles down was the best idea I have had in a long time. Now she has to drink them there, with a straw.
iceman681 at 12/18/10 05:15:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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MY MOMMA TOLD ME NOT TO STARE, BUT SHE NEVER TOLD ME LIFE COULD BE THIS GOOD.
mystkspiral at 12/18/10 04:49:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Thank goodness for a bottom shelf
garrow21 at 12/18/10 02:12:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

1 girl 14 bottles
Anjel at 12/18/10 01:59:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Keep looking it's the one in the clear bottle!
FourLegged at 12/18/10 01:50:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Honey? Why did you put the refrigerator shelves into the laundry with my skirts and pants?
FourLegged at 12/18/10 01:48:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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One bottle... two bottles... three bottles... floor.
somedaynow at 12/18/10 12:54:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Whipping Cream?!?! Wtf? That better be for her cherry when she bring me my beer!
somedaynow at 12/18/10 12:52:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Nippy beers are just past the bush
somedaynow at 12/18/10 12:52:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This fridge has no thermometer so just using manly observation to estimate just how cold the beers are!
jeffygray at 12/18/10 12:36:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Bottoms up!
Zeeker518 at 12/18/10 12:30:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That's why I make HER get the beer.
alwaysready at 12/18/10 12:25:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I bet it's alittle bit nippley in there.
AcSlayer at 12/18/10 12:24:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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glad she didn't bend at the knees
ssyrc at 12/17/10 11:59:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Well I did ask her to give a stiff one....
stalion at 12/17/10 11:51:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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so what's the advantage of keeping the beer at the bottom of the fridge? oh, wait i get it.....
whelly at 12/17/10 11:36:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i think . i must be change a fridge and wife-
crankie900 at 12/17/10 11:32:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is the only reason I do not have shelves in my fridge
m32268 at 12/17/10 10:59:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
What do you mean theres no peaches in there? I can see them from here.
mr300 at 12/17/10 10:54:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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why dont they make granny gardner lawn cutouts like this?
thecrud at 12/17/10 10:22:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Nice bottle opener.
Anjel at 12/17/10 10:12:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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To test if beer is at proper temperature Step 1. Inset top half of smoking hot chick in fridge for 15 seconds. Step 2 pull out smoking hot chick. Step 3 check for nipple hardness. If nipples are rock solid Beer is ready!
ggjbr90 at 12/17/10 10:12:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Just a sec, don't move yet babe, I'm cumming...
Isobar at 12/17/10 10:06:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You know what babe, grab the whipped cream and I'll just have you as dessert instead.
boomslang666 at 12/17/10 10:02:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Come to the light my children"
pmp323 at 12/17/10 09:58:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Whip cream, beer, woman in panties getting me a beer, its date night tonight.
BigCambo at 12/17/10 09:17:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

OH CRAP!!! We're out of MILK!!!
TexasKnight at 12/17/10 08:58:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

This one? No, This one? Nope, This one? Nah, Are you sure it's in here? Yep! Keep looking.
Lt. Dan at 12/17/10 08:45:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

"Fully stocked Mini-bar" said the hotel brochure.

"I'm gonna have to stay at the Hilton more often!" Said Rob.
chaz700 at 12/17/10 08:24:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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YUM YUM, EAT EM UP!!
dakid211 at 12/17/10 08:18:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 

I don't see why I always have to get the beer, his legs ain't broke........and damnit I swore I rearranged these earlier!
songwriter76 at 12/17/10 07:46:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Casually Sultry Female Voice :

"Red Stripe?"
Cerulean at 12/17/10 07:24:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

I think James Brown said it best...

"It's a man's world..."
dthommy at 12/17/10 07:15:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And she said I should have left the shelf-less fridge in the dumpster
Anarchy4all at 12/17/10 06:54:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Buridan's Ass. If it gives a view like this, I'll never say that's a bad situation again.
s1c8o7t at 12/17/10 06:51:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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To make sure he got the presents he wanted this year, instead of leaving cookies and milk lil Jonny left nookie and beer for Santa Claus.
zzachary at 12/17/10 06:44:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The doctors told Bill not to head towards the light during his heart attack, but once his eyes came into focus & saw the image on the other side, he was very glad he did. Heaven was even more beautiful than he'd been told.
Nunbrew at 12/17/10 06:33:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That's right
Turn on the light
My your ass is tight
Make mine a bum lite
nscam1 at 12/17/10 06:33:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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thats why we take the shelves out of fridge.
emaxxer at 12/17/10 05:38:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Beer, check. Whipped cream, check. Awesome ass, double check!
Venomkd at 12/17/10 05:32:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

HAHAHA! she'll never find the whip cream.
ElPhantasmo69 at 12/17/10 05:30:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

All she wants is a big Dicken's Cider.
mr300 at 12/17/10 05:29:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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thankfully she never thinks to look in the door for the ready whip.
Zuckermanx at 12/17/10 05:20:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ashley doesn't understand why Kevin always puts her wine in the back. Kevin understands perfectly.
mr300 at 12/17/10 05:14:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 
want to know if your beer is cold, no need for the blue mountains anymore, just check for the pointy peaks.
mr300 at 12/17/10 05:08:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
behold the proper technique for a blond to count beer, notice she is on her tippy toes to let her know she has already used those toes.
timberwolf51 at 12/17/10 05:01:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

See? Buying beer is a much better investment than buying clothes for her.
garrow21 at 12/17/10 04:33:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

now you know why guys always keep the beer on the bottom shelf
billyonepunch at 12/17/10 04:32:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
just as an aside, this picture is a famous poster from the UK and the caption on it is "The reason men keep beer at the bottom of the fridge."
Hands87 at 12/17/10 04:16:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Remember, babe: stouts in the back, ales along the sides, and lagers in front. NO, NO, lights go in the DOOR!
nvsblmn at 12/17/10 04:15:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
The red one, in the middle
Big Mike at 12/17/10 03:57:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 

Hey baby, I got a better idea. Forget the beer. Drop the G-string and bring the Reddi-wip!!
hopsy24 at 12/17/10 03:27:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Getting her flexible for later tonight
grumpy1944 at 12/17/10 03:24:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I hope these are all twist tops??????????? OUCH!!!
Rng43 at 12/17/10 03:17:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
"Damn it, where are the sandwich ingredients?"
Newfie Cowboy at 12/17/10 03:05:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"I don't understand why you want me to get you the one in the very back of the fridge"
Newfie Cowboy at 12/17/10 03:03:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
If only I had a Hops Holster Beer Ammo Belt to hold all these beer in
Newfie Cowboy at 12/17/10 03:02:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
I can't find anything in here for making sandwiches
hett at 12/17/10 02:45:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Woman! put some pants on and make me some coffee! ... wtf
mac616n at 12/17/10 02:44:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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From here the view is just perfect.
hotcoolrasta at 12/17/10 02:31:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Choices...OH GOD, the CHOICES!!!
speedy7614 at 12/17/10 01:09:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
where is that reddi-whip?
madfire2281 at 12/17/10 11:56:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
From here the rocky's look pretty ice cold!
madfire2281 at 12/17/10 11:52:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I think Mrs clause is in the elves fridge again!

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