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Danny Dix at 11/18/11 04:51:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Omg how much can a teddy BEAR?

OK......Introducing the new "wiener surprise" sexy time bear.

NOTE: To avoid a nasty surprise, first check inside the zip at the back, because with all the nasty sexting publicity lately, this is the only way he can score any sex.
mOOse at 3/30/11 12:32:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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close one, but the winner with +7 is Shyguy222!
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/30/11 12:56:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Do you get HBO?
BIGDBLO at 3/29/11 06:46:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dude dont get tough with the bear just because his dick is bigger than you and if you dont stop choking him you are getting the golden dildo!!!
BIGDBLO at 3/29/11 06:41:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Can someone tell the new guy thats not what we ment by floffing the star!!!
happymeal at 3/29/11 05:25:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The new "adult" build a bear
Bertmax at 3/29/11 04:25:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Stop choking Mr. Piddles!!
Grubnut at 3/29/11 02:43:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And look! Who needs a man? If you grab his neck, A big long penis pops out!
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/28/11 06:18:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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the.amazing.spyderman said:
Listen if "Plus bestiality" isn't the next big thing you can choke me like this.


or Plush... stupid H key running away
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/28/11 06:17:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Listen if "Plus bestiality" isn't the next big thing you can choke me like this.
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/28/11 06:15:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Thats the last time we send Geoff to get the sex "toy"
EYECON11 at 3/28/11 04:48:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA
Pele_02 at 3/27/11 03:46:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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that toy is going to make you "hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands"
pooie83 at 3/27/11 10:47:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"...And there's my favorite feature, when you squeeze his neck he ejaculates Coca-Cola!"
hphuqme at 3/27/11 10:06:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Don't put your finger by his face or he'll bite it. Haha just kidding, he'll just try to fuck it.
hphuqme at 3/27/11 10:04:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you need a bigger cock to get off just squeeze his neck like this.
zzachary at 3/27/11 09:02:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Bald Man: "Look the reason the bear isn't getting off is because you're not strangling him. Everyone knows you have to strangle a bear to get it off. What kind of porn star are you?"
safehouse at 3/27/11 08:06:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I think this PETA ad is getting banned also
Nekro at 3/27/11 07:00:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pedobear was down on his luck...
Nushtabulous at 3/27/11 12:27:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Show us on the bear where he touched you
Kahlil at 3/26/11 11:31:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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These Self Defense classes for women are really strapped for funds.
Kahlil at 3/26/11 11:30:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey look! Purple table cloth!
Kahlil at 3/26/11 11:29:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Just grit your teeth and bear it.
Shakros at 3/26/11 11:28:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Listen babe, we didn't have the money for a fuck-buddy so we're gonna have to improvise
adds270581 at 3/26/11 11:26:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What goes on behind the scenes of the children's TV program 'Play School'...
Captain_Fantasy at 3/26/11 09:03:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Most uncomfortable intervention ever!
FourLegged at 3/26/11 06:55:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Donatella Versace prepares to announce her 2011 line of ursine lounge wear.

"Dahling, the pink is nice, but for the outfit to really bling, you need the gold."
Classified at 3/26/11 05:56:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Meet Bear. Now drink his piss!
happymeal at 3/26/11 05:46:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So thats what pedo bear looks like naked
abhijit at 3/26/11 04:57:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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its only a demo....believe me something more special is waiting for u...
dakid211 at 3/26/11 03:05:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Are you sure he took the right pill..........BLUE pill, not the tic-tac blondie!!!
dakid211 at 3/26/11 03:04:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I hope PETA doesn't have a problem with this ad we're promoting, at least he's working his Bear assets........if he can just stay UP!!!
gaelyn at 3/26/11 02:35:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"So, Naughty-Bear likes asphixiation? Are you sure it'll make it grow more?"
luvyourmom at 3/26/11 12:49:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Does this dildo bear distract you from my shiny, ugly, fucking disgusting BALD HEAD?
sdtim52 at 3/26/11 07:52:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I see the value but I'm not sure QVC is going to go along with it.
iceman681 at 3/26/11 05:47:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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clip from wanted 2
iceman681 at 3/26/11 05:46:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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is that , Angelina Jolie. bitch slapping a strangled bear?
vote4jake at 3/26/11 05:23:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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gives a whole new meaning to "bear"-backing.
ruffrider replied:
Hey I already said that :(
Bronzethumb at 3/26/11 04:48:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"That's not Bear Grylls..."
dreifort at 3/26/11 04:35:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What girls really do with their Vermont Teddy Bears...
chrisburdett at 3/26/11 04:07:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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beings how you won't agree to a real bear, here's plan B.
Mr_MakeGood at 3/26/11 04:06:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Caption: Sorry, I can't do this. Doing it with a boy would be just wrong
m32268 at 3/26/11 04:02:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When I said I wanted YOU BARE this is not what i meant!! Who hired this deaf casting assistant?
Isobar at 3/26/11 04:02:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Gives Winnie the Poo bear a whole new meaning!
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:59:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Were going to do a little role-playing today. Pretend this is Charlie Sheen...
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:57:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Svetlana, when you 'climax' yell out "Happy 50 Anniversary WWF!"

But what does this have to do with wrestling?

It's the World Wildlife... nevermind. Just say the line.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:52:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Bill the camera man looked on and wondered what was stuffed with more synthetic materials: the bear or Svetlana
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:51:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When Svetlana suggested inserting the golden dildo rectally, Teddy thought this day couldn't get any better. Then Mr. Johnson started to choke him out. "Better than honey and a cattle prod..." was his last thoughts before succumbing to the sleep only offered through oxygen deprivation.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:46:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This will not fly with Build-A-Bear Workshop unless it is wearing a zippered bondage mask.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:44:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is not what I meant when I suggested that you go after a younger demographic.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:43:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You see? Black goes with anything.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:42:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"...and those jerks at the Children's Television Network refused to endorse our product."
x101 at 3/26/11 01:12:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This was suppose to be the latest edition to the Care Bears. Unfortunately, his Care Bear Stare didn't come out of his stomach, so he's moving on to bigger and better things.
Windtell at 3/26/11 12:47:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I still say the Ku Klux Klan doll scene isn't good for your career.
mr.jackdaniels at 3/26/11 12:21:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Having fallen on hard times in his later years, Winnie was forced to look for work outside the Hundred Acre Wood.
Zeeker518 at 3/26/11 12:06:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The star is late, so we have to improvise.
kenny suga at 3/25/11 11:23:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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the director explains the choke out scene backstage of the new movie bi-polar
BigCambo at 3/25/11 11:18:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is the price you have to pay if you want to be famous.
ElleBabette at 3/25/11 10:49:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Bimbo: "What's my motivation?"
Director: "Scale plus I'll buy dinner"
Bimbo: "Okie!"
CloudCity at 3/25/11 10:13:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Coca Cola gives a sneak peek at the newest release in their Polar Bear themed holiday commercials."
chrisburdett replied:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
zeez at 3/25/11 10:10:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's just a little prick. You'll BEAR-ly feel it.
Quiet_Vette at 3/25/11 10:02:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"So you want me to stuff...?!?!...a stuffed bair?!?!?"
paulwebb11 at 3/25/11 09:07:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who Asked for the Stunt Cock?
ElleBabette replied:
Rateup for Orgasmo reference. :P
Kahlil at 3/25/11 08:30:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Alright, I'll do it- but if one of you assholes starts singing "Bear Necessities"..."
scott74 at 3/25/11 08:16:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Were using the bear as a stand-in until Mr. Sheen can get here
funkwolf at 3/25/11 07:14:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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well i might shag this bear but only if you let me rub your bald head
redguzziv10 at 3/25/11 05:47:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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no love. I didn't say you would have a bare behind.
I said you would have a bear UP your behind
OnTheBottle at 3/25/11 05:05:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When I said I wanted a leather, and fur choker, I was talking about a collar.
OnTheBottle at 3/25/11 05:02:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This isn't what I meant when I said I was into hairy, white haired, older men.
Big Mike at 3/25/11 04:32:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You want me to do WHAT with this Teddy Bear? Not unless he is wearing a condom.....
BedroomEyes at 3/25/11 04:22:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Are you sure this is how Jenna got her start?
timberwolf51 at 3/25/11 04:05:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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All the actresses loved the little bear. He could always find the Honey Spot.
mr300 at 3/25/11 04:04:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i realize the bear is bigger then me, but youre just gonna have to take it. choke him out if it makes you feel better.
blomsma at 3/25/11 03:59:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you keep fucking the bear instead of me I'll strangle him!
Astronauta at 3/25/11 03:55:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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look honey, I found your old childhood bear back on ebay
grumpy1944 at 3/25/11 03:51:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is JEWELS.......his jewels are as big as mine.......wanna try him out??
Algodon at 3/25/11 03:36:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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look, his hair has the same color as mine
ruffrider at 3/25/11 03:06:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Bringing a whole new meaning to the term bearback.
Shyguy222 at 3/25/11 02:44:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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With the hard times of the recession, even Winnie the Pooh was forced to bleach his fur and do what ever kind of work he could find.

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