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Views: 28979 Date: 03/25/11 Favorited: 1

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Danny Dix at 11/18/11 04:51:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Omg how much can a teddy BEAR?

OK......Introducing the new "wiener surprise" sexy time bear.

NOTE: To avoid a nasty surprise, first check inside the zip at the back, because with all the nasty sexting publicity lately, this is the only way he can score any sex.
mOOse at 3/30/11 12:32:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

close one, but the winner with +7 is Shyguy222!
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/30/11 12:56:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Do you get HBO?
BIGDBLO at 3/29/11 06:46:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Dude dont get tough with the bear just because his dick is bigger than you and if you dont stop choking him you are getting the golden dildo!!!
BIGDBLO at 3/29/11 06:41:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Can someone tell the new guy thats not what we ment by floffing the star!!!
happymeal at 3/29/11 05:25:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

The new "adult" build a bear
Bertmax at 3/29/11 04:25:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Stop choking Mr. Piddles!!
Grubnut at 3/29/11 02:43:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
And look! Who needs a man? If you grab his neck, A big long penis pops out!
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/28/11 06:18:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

the.amazing.spyderman said:
Listen if "Plus bestiality" isn't the next big thing you can choke me like this.


or Plush... stupid H key running away
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/28/11 06:17:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Listen if "Plus bestiality" isn't the next big thing you can choke me like this.
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/28/11 06:15:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Thats the last time we send Geoff to get the sex "toy"
EYECON11 at 3/28/11 04:48:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA
Pele_02 at 3/27/11 03:46:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
that toy is going to make you "hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands"
pooie83 at 3/27/11 10:47:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"...And there's my favorite feature, when you squeeze his neck he ejaculates Coca-Cola!"
hphuqme at 3/27/11 10:06:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Don't put your finger by his face or he'll bite it. Haha just kidding, he'll just try to fuck it.
hphuqme at 3/27/11 10:04:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
If you need a bigger cock to get off just squeeze his neck like this.
zzachary at 3/27/11 09:02:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Bald Man: "Look the reason the bear isn't getting off is because you're not strangling him. Everyone knows you have to strangle a bear to get it off. What kind of porn star are you?"
safehouse at 3/27/11 08:06:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I think this PETA ad is getting banned also
Nekro at 3/27/11 07:00:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Pedobear was down on his luck...
Nushtabulous at 3/27/11 12:27:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Show us on the bear where he touched you
Kahlil at 3/26/11 11:31:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
These Self Defense classes for women are really strapped for funds.
Kahlil at 3/26/11 11:30:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Hey look! Purple table cloth!
Kahlil at 3/26/11 11:29:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Just grit your teeth and bear it.
Shakros at 3/26/11 11:28:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Listen babe, we didn't have the money for a fuck-buddy so we're gonna have to improvise
adds270581 at 3/26/11 11:26:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
What goes on behind the scenes of the children's TV program 'Play School'...
Captain_Fantasy at 3/26/11 09:03:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Most uncomfortable intervention ever!
FourLegged at 3/26/11 06:55:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Donatella Versace prepares to announce her 2011 line of ursine lounge wear.

"Dahling, the pink is nice, but for the outfit to really bling, you need the gold."
Classified at 3/26/11 05:56:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Meet Bear. Now drink his piss!
happymeal at 3/26/11 05:46:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

So thats what pedo bear looks like naked
abhijit at 3/26/11 04:57:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

its only a demo....believe me something more special is waiting for u...
dakid211 at 3/26/11 03:05:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Are you sure he took the right pill..........BLUE pill, not the tic-tac blondie!!!
dakid211 at 3/26/11 03:04:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I hope PETA doesn't have a problem with this ad we're promoting, at least he's working his Bear assets........if he can just stay UP!!!
gaelyn at 3/26/11 02:35:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"So, Naughty-Bear likes asphixiation? Are you sure it'll make it grow more?"
luvyourmom at 3/26/11 12:49:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Does this dildo bear distract you from my shiny, ugly, fucking disgusting BALD HEAD?
sdtim52 at 3/26/11 07:52:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I see the value but I'm not sure QVC is going to go along with it.
iceman681 at 3/26/11 05:47:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

clip from wanted 2
iceman681 at 3/26/11 05:46:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

is that , Angelina Jolie. bitch slapping a strangled bear?
vote4jake at 3/26/11 05:23:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
gives a whole new meaning to "bear"-backing.
ruffrider replied:
Hey I already said that :(
Bronzethumb at 3/26/11 04:48:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"That's not Bear Grylls..."
dreifort at 3/26/11 04:35:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
What girls really do with their Vermont Teddy Bears...
chrisburdett at 3/26/11 04:07:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

beings how you won't agree to a real bear, here's plan B.
Mr_MakeGood at 3/26/11 04:06:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Caption: Sorry, I can't do this. Doing it with a boy would be just wrong
m32268 at 3/26/11 04:02:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
When I said I wanted YOU BARE this is not what i meant!! Who hired this deaf casting assistant?
Isobar at 3/26/11 04:02:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Gives Winnie the Poo bear a whole new meaning!
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:59:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Were going to do a little role-playing today. Pretend this is Charlie Sheen...
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:57:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Svetlana, when you 'climax' yell out "Happy 50 Anniversary WWF!"

But what does this have to do with wrestling?

It's the World Wildlife... nevermind. Just say the line.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:52:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Bill the camera man looked on and wondered what was stuffed with more synthetic materials: the bear or Svetlana
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:51:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

When Svetlana suggested inserting the golden dildo rectally, Teddy thought this day couldn't get any better. Then Mr. Johnson started to choke him out. "Better than honey and a cattle prod..." was his last thoughts before succumbing to the sleep only offered through oxygen deprivation.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:46:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

This will not fly with Build-A-Bear Workshop unless it is wearing a zippered bondage mask.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:44:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

This is not what I meant when I suggested that you go after a younger demographic.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:43:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

You see? Black goes with anything.
FourLegged at 3/26/11 02:42:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

"...and those jerks at the Children's Television Network refused to endorse our product."
x101 at 3/26/11 01:12:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

This was suppose to be the latest edition to the Care Bears. Unfortunately, his Care Bear Stare didn't come out of his stomach, so he's moving on to bigger and better things.
Windtell at 3/26/11 12:47:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I still say the Ku Klux Klan doll scene isn't good for your career.
mr.jackdaniels at 3/26/11 12:21:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Having fallen on hard times in his later years, Winnie was forced to look for work outside the Hundred Acre Wood.
Zeeker518 at 3/26/11 12:06:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
The star is late, so we have to improvise.
kenny suga at 3/25/11 11:23:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
the director explains the choke out scene backstage of the new movie bi-polar
BigCambo at 3/25/11 11:18:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

This is the price you have to pay if you want to be famous.
ElleBabette at 3/25/11 10:49:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Bimbo: "What's my motivation?"
Director: "Scale plus I'll buy dinner"
Bimbo: "Okie!"
CloudCity at 3/25/11 10:13:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
"Coca Cola gives a sneak peek at the newest release in their Polar Bear themed holiday commercials."
chrisburdett replied:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
zeez at 3/25/11 10:10:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
It's just a little prick. You'll BEAR-ly feel it.
Quiet_Vette at 3/25/11 10:02:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"So you want me to stuff...?!?!...a stuffed bair?!?!?"
paulwebb11 at 3/25/11 09:07:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Who Asked for the Stunt Cock?
ElleBabette replied:
Rateup for Orgasmo reference. :P
Kahlil at 3/25/11 08:30:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Alright, I'll do it- but if one of you assholes starts singing "Bear Necessities"..."
scott74 at 3/25/11 08:16:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Were using the bear as a stand-in until Mr. Sheen can get here
funkwolf at 3/25/11 07:14:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

well i might shag this bear but only if you let me rub your bald head
redguzziv10 at 3/25/11 05:47:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 
no love. I didn't say you would have a bare behind.
I said you would have a bear UP your behind
OnTheBottle at 3/25/11 05:05:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

When I said I wanted a leather, and fur choker, I was talking about a collar.
OnTheBottle at 3/25/11 05:02:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

This isn't what I meant when I said I was into hairy, white haired, older men.
Big Mike at 3/25/11 04:32:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

You want me to do WHAT with this Teddy Bear? Not unless he is wearing a condom.....
BedroomEyes at 3/25/11 04:22:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Are you sure this is how Jenna got her start?
timberwolf51 at 3/25/11 04:05:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

All the actresses loved the little bear. He could always find the Honey Spot.
mr300 at 3/25/11 04:04:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
i realize the bear is bigger then me, but youre just gonna have to take it. choke him out if it makes you feel better.
blomsma at 3/25/11 03:59:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

If you keep fucking the bear instead of me I'll strangle him!
Astronauta at 3/25/11 03:55:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

look honey, I found your old childhood bear back on ebay
grumpy1944 at 3/25/11 03:51:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
This is JEWELS.......his jewels are as big as mine.......wanna try him out??
Algodon at 3/25/11 03:36:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

look, his hair has the same color as mine
ruffrider at 3/25/11 03:06:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Bringing a whole new meaning to the term bearback.
Shyguy222 at 3/25/11 02:44:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+7 

With the hard times of the recession, even Winnie the Pooh was forced to bleach his fur and do what ever kind of work he could find.

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