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Views: 157176 Date: 04/11/08 Favorited: 2

mitzi11 at 4/27/09 05:52:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Dont talk to me I'm headed to Britain's Got Talent to see simon!!
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 12:31:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
wait mrs.jones you forgot your sandals....oh this....its the only way i can get billy to eat his mashed potatoes
mido dido at 5/25/08 09:42:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Did u see my other slipper? I feel cold.
mlandau at 4/20/08 04:00:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I didn't have time to get dressed this morning, before coming to work. Do you think you would have anything that would fit me?
omarpower at 4/19/08 02:52:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Why did we have to move so close to the playboy mansion.
bikeboy at 4/17/08 07:41:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Why yes, I did see a man running down the street wearing a yellow sun dress and one sandal!
KOLAKOLA at 4/17/08 12:22:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
O Gosh! Look at those two gigantic pimples!
somedaynow at 4/16/08 09:08:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

This is a picture of the two finalists of the Miss Universe contest, Miss Sweeden and Miss Russia, arguing if it more sexier to swallow or rub it on your head.
myvaux80 at 4/16/08 12:03:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Dammm it! why did I got my sex changed??!!
xmichaelx23 at 4/15/08 05:23:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
OMG!!!!! MOM? .........
TwistedEnigma89 at 4/15/08 05:31:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Could you help me find my hat, I feel so naked without it.
ramdas at 4/15/08 02:51:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
ramdas said:
No, Lady godiva I didn't steal your horse.
ramdas replied:
great, Ilove it
kakarott35 at 4/14/08 08:46:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
holy shit....your a girl!!!!
mOOse at 4/14/08 06:10:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

noklerin said:
It was then that Mrs. Stephenson realized that she had forgotten to buy milk.

with +15, noklerin is the winner! check your email!
rish99 at 4/14/08 05:45:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Please dont hit me with the slippers, I am delicate and not as firm as you.
glubschlub at 4/14/08 05:43:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
OOOOAAAAWWHOOOAOHHAA!!!!!
SPIKENJAM at 4/14/08 05:39:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Don't brag on me bitch. My tits used to be up HERE, ya hussy!
abcxyz at 4/14/08 03:36:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Check out this new levitation trick i learned from david blaine
SuperAlly at 4/14/08 02:40:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Oh come on, just sit RIGHT HERE!
sSevy at 4/14/08 12:31:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!!
thehaven at 4/14/08 12:30:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
NO!!! NO!!! They go on your feet.
somedaynow at 4/14/08 11:49:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Pimpslap said You're working this corner too?!!? Damit Damit Damit!
prestonliar at 4/14/08 11:27:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
DAD?!
St.Barth at 4/14/08 10:51:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh FUCK! I'm a lesbian!
cizzaro at 4/14/08 08:45:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Oh god dear, now your ass is going to be posted all over Sexy & Funny. com
Buttink at 4/14/08 07:13:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I coulda had a V8!
Grubnut at 4/14/08 06:00:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
You can make clothes disappear using just brain power? Wow!
shypen at 4/14/08 04:39:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I will give you back your clothes if you give me back my wig....
shypen at 4/14/08 04:39:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I SWEAR!!!!!!!! THESE ARE MY CLOTHES!!!!!!
kahzaa at 4/14/08 04:30:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Oh My God...No hore of mine give it for free!
Alastair05 at 4/14/08 04:13:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
NO, I don't know where the liquor store is.
furknee at 4/14/08 03:52:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
HOLY CRAP!! You're natural blond!!!!
FourLegged at 4/14/08 03:23:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Isn't Allen Funt dead?!
FourLegged at 4/14/08 03:18:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

I'm so disappointed. You are using up all of the cell phone minutes again!
€D894 at 4/14/08 03:08:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh shit! My erection's going to pop through my dress. My cover is blown! Damn...
cjewell16 at 4/14/08 02:33:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Please say you are NOT my daughter!
Dakz at 4/14/08 02:30:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
DAMNIT i should've bought those slippers!
omerojs at 4/14/08 02:25:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I really need to sell the sandals too... then i will have for the new electric shaving machine !!!
Corniath at 4/14/08 01:38:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Honestly mom, this is 2008. I think that all beautiful wemon should walk around like this. Be proud of what you got, and show it to the world.
asshead at 4/14/08 12:45:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Jesus Christ! your dick is Way bigger than mine!"
shiningwhitemike at 4/14/08 12:32:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
You did WHAT to the car!?
membernamej at 4/13/08 10:56:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
jenny get to ur room now
do you think this is funny
ur grounded for life
AlphaDude at 4/13/08 09:22:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Gramma! Gramma! Gramma! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!
me_234 at 4/13/08 08:23:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
OH,MY GAWD!!! A bird just pooped on my head
Cerulean at 4/13/08 07:51:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Wow! I didn't know a hair crimper worked down there too!
ilaypipe73 at 4/13/08 07:11:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Excuse me miss!!!!! I'm Jenny, your replacement, is your husband around?
donkeymaster at 4/13/08 06:59:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Young Girl: Help! Call the police, Ive been molested!
Old Lady: OH MY GOD.....I forgot to record Wheel of Fortune!
SMH1974 at 4/13/08 06:50:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I was thinking about mowin' my lawn, what do you think about that???
fasteddy at 4/13/08 06:44:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Damn!!! Why did I have that sex change operation!
bananclaes at 4/13/08 06:00:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hi, I'm planning a hair extension.
Would you like to bend down so I can see if your hair colour goes with my pubic hair?
I'll give you one slipper for half of your hair and both my slippers if I can cut all your hair off.
klik at 4/13/08 05:00:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
hey granny, did you see where i left my clothes, all i can find is my shoe
fanthor at 4/13/08 04:47:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Do you know what else i forget to take, Grandma?
Radix at 4/13/08 04:27:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
How many times do I have to say it. Thanks for the skirt and top, but yours shoes don't fit.
Johnny Friday at 4/13/08 04:21:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Grandma did you remember to Tivo Samuri Jack?
hotti at 4/13/08 03:41:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
sorry Dakota87 - I guess we had the same idea
hotti at 4/13/08 03:39:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Excuse me ma'am, did you happen to see my other shoe?
Dakota87 at 4/13/08 03:36:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Have you seen my other shoe?
ILuvAllGirls at 4/13/08 11:55:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Oh my GOD girl. Wear a bra in you don't want to end up like me...
bsiddhant at 4/13/08 09:59:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Damn Woman! Your bush makes my hair shy
big bender at 4/13/08 08:42:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Come with me if you want to live
crash2point2 at 4/13/08 08:32:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Before and after: What do you get when you cross Jenny Craig and Doctor Phil??? TA DA!!!
crash2point2 replied:
outstanding
murderface0113 at 4/13/08 07:50:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

She is using her mind powers to take the girls clothes off.
futueteipsum at 4/13/08 07:48:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Shit! I can't believe what I did to a real beaver when that's what he meant!
pwnstar12 at 4/13/08 07:01:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
dirty slut i knew my husband was up to something
Freelyx at 4/13/08 06:27:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+7 

But Granny, you said, "Take that outfit off before you leave the house!"
oc2233 at 4/13/08 06:22:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh no, I'm loosing my mind! My husband told me that if I ever saw a naked woman leave our house, that I was just imagining it!
sporto2005 at 4/13/08 06:16:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I told you already... we don't need a naked babe for a threesome. Igor is going to get the frying pan when I get home for placing that ad!
Little_Purple_Horanestan at 4/13/08 06:04:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

what's left away is the subscript telling the shocked guy in black skirt is a travestite... :)
wobbles1001 at 4/13/08 05:40:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
oh god... you're that chick from the terminator. trust me, my clothes aren't very sexy
bennis1075 at 4/13/08 05:34:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I'm sorry I ran out on you last night after you paid for the whole night, but I thought I'd return your shoe
hahnzel at 4/13/08 05:23:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
All I asked was that you trim the hedges not cut the whole bush.
cbw2060 at 4/13/08 05:14:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Nooo! mother its me, skippy, i am back from mexico and i think the operation was a success! They will remove my balls later, i ran out of pesos...
poker twice at 4/13/08 05:02:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Despite sis' best efforts, grandma never overcame her homophobia.
TheWalkinDude at 4/13/08 04:26:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Holy Hannah Montana! That's a huge clit, like a pringles can!
bizzaroman99 at 4/13/08 04:14:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
That's my watch you bitch!
gogator19 at 4/13/08 04:00:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
A slight variation to gbb1288's

"Oh my God! It's like I'm looking in a mirror."
thunderblot at 4/13/08 03:28:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
oh boy u wont be feeling cold now that u have a dress on... especially mine :p
gorillazfan at 4/13/08 03:27:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I see you have shoes but where's your socks
gorillazfan at 4/13/08 03:26:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Is that a boner dearie?
rpmfla at 4/13/08 02:51:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Yah, I am veery soory. Whenever I am experiencing the orgasm, my legs fly up and my sandals go flying!
Troutman413 at 4/13/08 02:42:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I told you to take off your shoes, not to take off everything except your shoes!!!!
big bender at 4/13/08 02:36:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh my god. I'm a lesbian!
tunatuk at 4/13/08 02:20:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
AHHHH MOTHER LAND!!!
FourLegged at 4/13/08 12:41:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

This isn't right at all! I wanted a VIRTUAL stripper!
khaine117 at 4/13/08 12:06:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

move my hair, why?
comenchegold2099 at 4/12/08 11:32:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Gee, i can't remember where the Shoe Repair Shop is.
rocker_mocker at 4/12/08 11:16:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
OMG!! The slipper fits! I never knew Cinderella was a nudist! OMG!!
TotalRecall at 4/12/08 11:04:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Hi, I'm here for the nanny position.
ujuzfugly at 4/12/08 10:36:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
hey, ma, remember how u use to tell me you want a daughter? SURPRISE!?!?!?
littlewilly at 4/12/08 10:31:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
you look thin let mama feed you.
sgtsteelman at 4/12/08 10:16:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I have seem to have lost my clothes May i have yours?
blunt4687 at 4/12/08 10:05:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I gotta boner!
blunt4687 at 4/12/08 10:00:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
damn bird just shit on my head.
somedaynow at 4/12/08 09:54:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

You! you stole my crimping iron!
damien3727 at 4/12/08 09:53:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
So what you're telling is...you'd like to get naked like me, but somebody glued your hands to your head?!
brew at 4/12/08 09:21:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Shit I forgot to stuff the turkey
hoenee1 at 4/12/08 08:49:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh my god, what a horrible mole!
TDK90404 at 4/12/08 07:54:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Mamma Mia! Spaghetti & Meatballs ?!?! Oh My!
D11AS at 4/12/08 07:04:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I can't believe we are from the same species ?
virgincock44 at 4/12/08 06:33:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

yes....they're real...and they're SPECTACULAR!!!!!!
tml100 at 4/12/08 06:16:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Don't forget to vote for Bush.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buddy_1 at 4/12/08 05:48:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Nooooo --- I said:" Find that SLIPPER." Not "that STRIPPER".......
thecooler at 4/12/08 04:52:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

ahh you should have that nose looked at
sir acidic at 4/12/08 04:26:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
ffs! why did i get a sex change!
Zeebdon at 4/12/08 04:11:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I just need some warm and fresh air mum
dragonmist at 4/12/08 04:10:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Why did I vote "Bush".
ssyrc at 4/12/08 03:05:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

What do you expect? I've been locked up in the tower since I was 9
Glympse at 4/12/08 03:04:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
OMG! HER'S ARE BIGGER THAN MINE!! AND NO >.< CANT TOUCH
Nunbrew at 4/12/08 02:48:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I wouldn't be caught dead, with you pubic hair on my head.
rock123 at 4/12/08 02:31:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I don't understand.... the carpet doesn't match the drapes!!!!!
Diesal at 4/12/08 02:00:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
That's no moon.. IT'S a Space Station!
pallimon at 4/12/08 01:34:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Excuse me My boyfriend threw my shoe out the window. Did it hit you on the head it looks like this one
Bronzethumb at 4/12/08 01:08:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"The aliens in my brain are making me see naked people!"
Bronzethumb at 4/12/08 12:50:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Argh! I left the kettle on!"
Bronzethumb at 4/12/08 12:49:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Oh my goodness! You need to cover up that hair! And get a new shampoo, those split ends look awful!"
Yaotzin at 4/12/08 12:28:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

old lady says: "oh my GOOOOOD, when will i stop SEEING THINGS? i'm beginning to believe that i'm lesbian!"

not really that good? oh well, i gave it a shot :)
Chrgr739 at 4/12/08 12:12:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Pardon me...Have You Seen My Penis? I know i left it around here somewhere
rikki18 at 4/12/08 11:53:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

lanwa2k2 said:
hey! your that bitch who stole my clothes!


Bad comment!
bennis1075 at 4/12/08 11:45:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

What did I say? Is there something in my teeth?
million.skittles at 4/12/08 11:18:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Where's the BEEF?!?
the064cobra at 4/12/08 11:15:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

AAAHHH!!! SHIT!! I can see your Smegma!

(nice ass by the way!)
ronniejr1987 at 4/12/08 10:47:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
HOLY CRAP!!! I really did save alot of money by switching to GEICO!!!
Korgly at 4/12/08 10:35:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Escuse me mam? I lost my hair tie and i feel sorta naked without it.
Tonaho at 4/12/08 10:16:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I TOLD you they were real!
atonofclay66 at 4/12/08 09:38:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Oh my GOD!!! I almost wore the EXACT SAME THING! How embarrassing would that have been?
x101 at 4/12/08 09:36:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

"OH~ That's where I stuck her other slipper,,,,
LpeterL at 4/12/08 09:08:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and stripper?
HFGD247 at 4/12/08 08:58:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
look mom im a big kid now !!
jeremysewell at 4/12/08 08:52:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh No! I forgot to run the dryer again!
InfernalPenguin at 4/12/08 08:42:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
Holy crap! Axe really does work!
francbones at 4/12/08 07:53:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I told you not to leave the house. You are soooooo getting a spanking tonight
Toasterst at 4/12/08 07:40:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"I like to frolic in the land of jews and whores. I eill cash my social security check for a chance to stick my tongue in you slit my dear."
blahblahblah23 at 4/12/08 07:40:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Shit! I forgot to do the laundry again! Your father is gonna kill me!
jezzaaa at 4/12/08 07:37:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
What the f*** happened to my car?!?!?!
tce-sparky at 4/12/08 07:36:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

My God!!! You have more hair on your Pussy than I have on my head!!!
gmailidis at 4/12/08 07:33:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Oops... I forgot that its your birthday :)
lanwa2k2 at 4/12/08 06:58:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
hey! your that bitch who stole my clothes!
DraconH at 4/12/08 06:55:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
what do you mean lohan's not a real boy
dramafr3akshow at 4/12/08 06:52:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
O my GOD, Jessica! I Can't believe this!


You've gone Brazilian????
zipenby at 4/12/08 06:39:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
OMG, your penis is bigger than mine!
oopymmit at 4/12/08 06:22:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
No it is NOT your turn to wear the outfit!!!!!
VIRILEANT at 4/12/08 06:13:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Can I borrow your clothes? Nobody wants to see you naked anyway.
spytergoth69 at 4/12/08 06:12:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

"AHHHHHHH.....The naked lady is trying to peak into my brain." Musn't let her see the dirty images.
lovetap17 at 4/12/08 06:07:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Before and After....... Absolut Vodka
Darksr1 at 4/12/08 05:57:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Grandma would you like to join the peeing for distance contest?
ganner221 at 4/12/08 05:38:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Calm down, Mom! We've already been over this whole "piercing issue!"
spankabc123 at 4/12/08 05:37:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
OMG! Look behind you!
ganner221 at 4/12/08 05:35:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

Why, yes I have the time. It happens to be 3 o'--HOLY SHIT!
cheebamonkeysox at 4/12/08 05:25:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 

OH MY GOD!!! I FORGOT IT WAS NATIONAL NUDE DAY!!! I am so getting pinched....
cheebamonkeysox at 4/12/08 05:22:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

No really.... Have you seen my other shoe?
gtollin at 4/12/08 05:19:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
You should really put a hat on dear. You know how high the skin cancer rate is.
friendle at 4/12/08 05:18:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I haven't even got off of the grounds of this lesbian rehab clinic and I have this temptation cross my path??? Where were you a month ago before I checked myself in????
dreifort at 4/12/08 05:12:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
LIES! Its all lies!! It can't be!.... but Ashley...Ashley Simpson...OMG! You're a woman! But...but, you're supposed to be a man!
mikelbaron at 4/12/08 05:06:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
As you can see, this new razor allows the closest shave imaginable, and it is yours today for only $19.95...
Letroll at 4/12/08 04:14:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
OMG ! That nightmare again ! I'm a woman when all other womens are nudes !
Nunbrew at 4/12/08 03:27:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Daddy...Give me my clothes back
buellryder69 at 4/12/08 03:24:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
HOLY SHIT!!! What's that hanging between your legs is that supposed to be there? Ya, I was born with it, can 19t afford to change it yet.
funkalot at 4/12/08 03:20:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
NO NO, relax it's OK. I'm from Sweden.
graychicken at 4/12/08 03:12:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
NO! NO! NO! INTERNATIONAL STRIP DAY IS NOT A REAL HOLIDAY!
erniebanks1414 at 4/12/08 02:34:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
DAMN IT! I USED TOO MUCH POLI- GRIP!
peteizzle5392 at 4/12/08 02:24:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
must...use...telekinetic powers...to remove her clothes....
coffeevamp8 at 4/12/08 02:22:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

unofficial Terminator movie blooper
Krumm1214 at 4/12/08 02:07:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Come on, it isn't THAT big...
toxicni at 4/12/08 02:01:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
CRAP! I left burning candles in the living room!
snipermorris at 4/12/08 01:59:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
You're pissing me off, there must be something else you can give me.
elmor at 4/12/08 01:58:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Give me back my wig.
notzimmer at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
have you seen my vagina?
colorad0 at 4/12/08 01:55:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh no! I forgot the clams when I was at the market!
RBK at 4/12/08 01:36:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

There`s something different about you... Did you get a hair cut?
brew at 4/12/08 01:36:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Dam I left the chicken in the oven.
stub18 at 4/12/08 01:08:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

you're dressed like that and you're criticising my hair?
bonesdth at 4/12/08 01:01:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
i am cinderella....have you seen my other slipper?
tgallagher at 4/12/08 12:55:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
What was that? they be stealing your bucket?







http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/lolrus.JPG
maxpower1319 at 4/12/08 12:54:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
how many times do i have to tell you when walking in public tie your hair back
titans26 at 4/12/08 12:52:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Sean Penn is that you!!!??..Why are you wearing a dress?
dropboxman006 at 4/12/08 12:36:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Hey Mom guess what! It's my birthday!
maketwo at 4/12/08 12:23:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh my God! Your shoes ... they're hideous!
Adrenochrom88 at 4/11/08 11:58:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
firemonk at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
What the bloody hell are you doing wearing my bracelet?
demon15050 at 4/11/08 11:55:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

grandmother what red face you have!
DieHard1 at 4/11/08 11:52:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
holy sh#t..... i forgot to tape matlock
ratmaster90 at 4/11/08 11:50:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
OMG...are those real?
drenholden at 4/11/08 11:49:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
My what nice hair you have.
kp911 at 4/11/08 11:47:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
my, you sure have grown....
ryoooooon at 4/11/08 11:47:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
she...has... A PENIS!
Angelus10 at 4/11/08 11:45:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
'Oh my gosh you have your clothes on. Thats illegal you know.'
'Oh crap, I forgot'
tufffire at 4/11/08 11:40:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Goodness dear, you shouldn't running around here without your other shoe
cawboy84 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Hi mom, can you guess what body parts I got pierced?
bananclaes at 4/11/08 11:23:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Don' get scared! This is supposed to be a comic strip.
insnkzy at 4/11/08 11:13:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
HOLY CRAP...what happened to your face?
pesty at 4/11/08 11:08:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
ooooh dangit i forgot to shave again
zipenby at 4/11/08 11:06:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I Got your shirt, skirt, purse and BOOBS....what do I do about my hair???
PimpinJynormous at 4/11/08 10:55:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh my gosh! Who crimps their hair anymore?
nocturnx at 4/11/08 10:48:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Have you seen my dog?
apoc at 4/11/08 10:31:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
What do I have something in my teeth?
JohnDoe42 at 4/11/08 10:26:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
:Someone SHIT on the coats!
:WHAT?!?
membernamej at 4/11/08 10:24:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
wow i wish mine were like that
rmare583 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Guess what I did with 30 minutes?
stub18 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Oh my God!! They're eveil!! keep them away!!!
ronstheman at 4/11/08 09:45:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
oh dear.
they are HUGE, it makes me feel sick!
Nunbrew at 4/11/08 09:11:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Purple Monkey Dishwater
Purple Monkey Dishwater
Purple Monkey Dishwater

Stop saying that, your giving me a migrain!!
firemarque at 4/11/08 08:35:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I don't know what you're freaking out about?
I was born this way...
What's your excuse?
4nk8er at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Your Husband wouldn't pay Me, So you owe me 130 dollars, Or ill have to send my pimp to kick his ass
jukeboxonmymind at 4/11/08 08:15:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Holy Snikey's! That's going To Leave A Mark!
D11AS at 4/11/08 08:14:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Brittney Escapes !!!!!
mdmoore at 4/11/08 08:11:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
YO DOG! LISTEN! CHECK IT OUT DOG! YO, CHECK IT OUT. IT WAS JUST ALRIGHT FOR ME YOU KNOW. DIDN'T BLOW ME AWAY YOU KNOW DOG. IT WAS ARIGHT. MAYBE IT WAS YOUR SONG CHOICE. DIDN'T SUIT YOU, OKAY DOG. CHECK IT OUT.
Big Mike at 4/11/08 07:58:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Excuse me, ma'am, would you happen to have a tampon? Right now I really need a tampon....
compenlorwh at 4/11/08 07:47:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
my boyfriends still stuck in me,can you help pull him out?
fribat at 4/11/08 07:37:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

OMG, I was so hoping you were post-op.......
hihoops5 at 4/11/08 07:28:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I told you using my pussy hair for a wig, wouldn't look natural!
hercules at 4/11/08 07:24:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

What that androgynous woman sees that we don't isn't a hairy vagina, but a thirteen inch dick resting on her inner thigh.
wiiniie at 4/11/08 07:09:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

i told you not to shave that!
steelcityrabbit at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Excuse me, do you have any grey poupon?
woahimawesome at 4/11/08 07:07:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Did you see a man running and laughing with a sock come this way?
woahimawesome at 4/11/08 07:05:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
...and that's what i did for a klondike bar.
daredvlspidey at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

HOLY SHIT!! How drunk was I last night?
ramdas at 4/11/08 06:52:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
No, Lady godiva I didn't steal your horse.
ramdas replied:
great, Ilove it
andre91 at 4/11/08 06:30:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
OMG my jinnee gave me one wish and she isn't my nude stud.
H4x at 4/11/08 06:28:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

12 news: "This just in! S&FF supermodel mauled in Candid Camera mishap. We've managed to obtain one photograph taken just before the incident sparked, courtesy of rikki18!"
9InchNail at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Dear God.... why couldn't I have met you before my operation???
Chopin5440 at 4/11/08 06:11:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Aaahhh. Rapunzel!!!
danny1000 at 4/11/08 06:11:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I Couldn`t find anything to go with these sandals
cursers at 4/11/08 06:08:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh god it must be laundry day again...
rikki18 at 4/11/08 06:07:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

rikki18 said:
Very funny picture. Thanks mOOse.
mOOse replied:
booo. worst caption ever. ;)


Due to your name in it? :P

:D
FupDuck24 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Happy Birthday Grandma!
wayne79 at 4/11/08 05:58:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
it's okay... i stayed at a holiday inn express last night...
rikki18 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Very funny picture. Thanks mOOse.
mOOse replied:
booo. worst caption ever. ;)
entben at 4/11/08 05:39:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I can't beleive you lost the car keys!
HotLatino at 4/11/08 05:38:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I've had it with my cats & pussies
bigboy1615 at 4/11/08 05:37:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Its the girl from splash!
dci521 at 4/11/08 05:26:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Of course, naked is the new Gucci...Brilliant!
jd71 at 4/11/08 05:19:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
A desperate Cinderella took it upon herself to advertise that the slipper was hers.
KiwiTheCat at 4/11/08 05:15:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Oh My GOD! Leave me alone damn petitioner!
noklerin at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+20 
It was then that Mrs. Stephenson realized that she had forgotten to buy milk.
BLADE3000 at 4/11/08 05:08:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
........Can i have my clothes back?
johnkeltgen at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Does this outfit make me look fat?
newfman at 4/11/08 04:49:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Don't worry Mrs Johnson Jimmy is not Gay any more.....Oh and nether is your husband
soccerboy10 at 4/11/08 04:42:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I'd tap that.
AmVet at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Mrs. Schultz says "I know nothing."
brain505 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
MAMA MIA!!!
moonnguyen27 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

no!..no!...no!...no!... the drapes doesn't match the carpet!?
yh0rw1 at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Wait, That's what a naked girl looks like?? you mean I'm really a dude???????
ejohn97 at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh my, where are your clothes?!
T-e-A at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

ok, now show me yours
bennis1075 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Oh No! the demons in my head are all getting randy and trying break out AHHHHH!
PhD at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 

What do you mean this is gonna be on SexyandFunny?!?!?!?!?!
blackheartdec3 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Your cat's up a tree? Oh God! Let's call the Fire Department quick!!!
themasta at 4/11/08 03:35:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
NO!!!! Why do I not have a penis!?
gaulstaf at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+10 
Oh Hi Mrs Jones, your husband wanted me to let you know you can come home now.
Koogar at 4/11/08 03:32:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
luap at 4/11/08 03:28:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
OMG I always thought you were a real blonde ...
FourLegged at 4/11/08 03:25:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

When Agnes wished that Henry were young and dumb and full of cum, this isn't what she had intended.
swampass at 4/11/08 03:24:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Put your clothes back on or I blow up your head just like in SCANNERS!
DieHard1 at 4/11/08 03:23:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Thanks for the clothes but now i need your hair
mdmoore at 4/11/08 03:18:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
No! I'm not showing you if MY carpet matches the drapes!
955.0 at 4/11/08 03:18:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
No I don't have any change
joeyporterjr at 4/11/08 03:13:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
You actually crimped your hair?????
gbb1288 at 4/11/08 02:58:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
Oh My God!!!! I wish this was a mirror!!!
AcSlayer at 4/11/08 02:54:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I should have had a V8, I mean should have been a lesbian.
mrbill61369 at 4/11/08 02:47:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I am sorry you had to find out about my cross dressing problem like this.....I was going to tell you!
darryl 2 at 4/11/08 02:45:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
you want to do what with that sandal?
Chris1972 at 4/11/08 02:43:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

What do mean I can't wear these shoes with this bag? It's not Labor Day yet.
bennis1075 at 4/11/08 02:40:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Oh no! Hottness alert at level 5... Brain... Exploding...
jammd05 at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+12 

Grandma, you wouldn't believe what a GREAT time I had at the prom last night............
happymeal at 4/11/08 02:19:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Damn i just spent my last 20!
littlewilly at 4/11/08 02:12:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
i can't believe it's not butter!
ASHSON at 4/11/08 02:11:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

When you said don't dress for dinner, I thought you meant.....
UMalldaway at 4/11/08 02:07:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
You just did WHAT with my husband?
kirouki at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+10 

Oh no, they let me out the Hospital too early! I'm seeing naked people again!!!'
stub18 replied:
Reply to kirouki:
tdheynes at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 

DAMN! I put on Jimmy's LYNX deodorant again!!
burbankchub at 4/11/08 01:59:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Oh No, I couldv'e had a V8
RicFusion at 4/11/08 01:49:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Ahh, A nudist...What should I do, what should I do!?!?
cuznitrick at 4/11/08 01:46:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hey lady... whats with your hair?
whatever at 4/11/08 01:35:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
"this isn't where i parked my car"
bennis1075 at 4/11/08 01:33:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I thought you were a WOMAN!
gareth555 at 4/11/08 01:28:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Upon seeing her neighbour's overgrown front garden, Julie could not help but suggest a bush trimming was in order.
trailbossrider720 at 4/11/08 01:28:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Hey can you help me find my other shoe?"
tickleguy replied:
Hey don`t look there your going to go blind.
Rocinante at 4/11/08 01:25:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
I don't think the prince will care that you have the matching slipper.
friendz49 replied:
Reply to Rocinante: