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mitzi11 at 4/27/09 05:52:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dont talk to me I'm headed to Britain's Got Talent to see simon!!
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 12:31:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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wait mrs.jones you forgot your sandals....oh this....its the only way i can get billy to eat his mashed potatoes
mido dido at 5/25/08 09:42:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Did u see my other slipper? I feel cold.
mlandau at 4/20/08 04:00:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I didn't have time to get dressed this morning, before coming to work. Do you think you would have anything that would fit me?
omarpower at 4/19/08 02:52:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why did we have to move so close to the playboy mansion.
bikeboy at 4/17/08 07:41:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why yes, I did see a man running down the street wearing a yellow sun dress and one sandal!
KOLAKOLA at 4/17/08 12:22:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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O Gosh! Look at those two gigantic pimples!
somedaynow at 4/16/08 09:08:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is a picture of the two finalists of the Miss Universe contest, Miss Sweeden and Miss Russia, arguing if it more sexier to swallow or rub it on your head.
myvaux80 at 4/16/08 12:03:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dammm it! why did I got my sex changed??!!
xmichaelx23 at 4/15/08 05:23:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMG!!!!! MOM? .........
TwistedEnigma89 at 4/15/08 05:31:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Could you help me find my hat, I feel so naked without it.
ramdas at 4/15/08 02:51:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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ramdas said:
No, Lady godiva I didn't steal your horse.
ramdas replied:
great, Ilove it
kakarott35 at 4/14/08 08:46:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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holy shit....your a girl!!!!
mOOse at 4/14/08 06:10:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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noklerin said:
It was then that Mrs. Stephenson realized that she had forgotten to buy milk.

with +15, noklerin is the winner! check your email!
rish99 at 4/14/08 05:45:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Please dont hit me with the slippers, I am delicate and not as firm as you.
glubschlub at 4/14/08 05:43:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OOOOAAAAWWHOOOAOHHAA!!!!!
SPIKENJAM at 4/14/08 05:39:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Don't brag on me bitch. My tits used to be up HERE, ya hussy!
abcxyz at 4/14/08 03:36:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Check out this new levitation trick i learned from david blaine
SuperAlly at 4/14/08 02:40:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh come on, just sit RIGHT HERE!
sSevy at 4/14/08 12:31:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!!
thehaven at 4/14/08 12:30:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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NO!!! NO!!! They go on your feet.
somedaynow at 4/14/08 11:49:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pimpslap said You're working this corner too?!!? Damit Damit Damit!
prestonliar at 4/14/08 11:27:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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DAD?!
St.Barth at 4/14/08 10:51:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh FUCK! I'm a lesbian!
cizzaro at 4/14/08 08:45:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh god dear, now your ass is going to be posted all over Sexy & Funny. com
Buttink at 4/14/08 07:13:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I coulda had a V8!
Grubnut at 4/14/08 06:00:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You can make clothes disappear using just brain power? Wow!
shypen at 4/14/08 04:39:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I will give you back your clothes if you give me back my wig....
shypen at 4/14/08 04:39:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I SWEAR!!!!!!!! THESE ARE MY CLOTHES!!!!!!
kahzaa at 4/14/08 04:30:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh My God...No hore of mine give it for free!
Alastair05 at 4/14/08 04:13:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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NO, I don't know where the liquor store is.
furknee at 4/14/08 03:52:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HOLY CRAP!! You're natural blond!!!!
FourLegged at 4/14/08 03:23:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Isn't Allen Funt dead?!
FourLegged at 4/14/08 03:18:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm so disappointed. You are using up all of the cell phone minutes again!
€D894 at 4/14/08 03:08:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh shit! My erection's going to pop through my dress. My cover is blown! Damn...
cjewell16 at 4/14/08 02:33:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Please say you are NOT my daughter!
Dakz at 4/14/08 02:30:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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DAMNIT i should've bought those slippers!
omerojs at 4/14/08 02:25:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I really need to sell the sandals too... then i will have for the new electric shaving machine !!!
Corniath at 4/14/08 01:38:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Honestly mom, this is 2008. I think that all beautiful wemon should walk around like this. Be proud of what you got, and show it to the world.
asshead at 4/14/08 12:45:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Jesus Christ! your dick is Way bigger than mine!"
shiningwhitemike at 4/14/08 12:32:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You did WHAT to the car!?
membernamej at 4/13/08 10:56:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
jenny get to ur room now
do you think this is funny
ur grounded for life
AlphaDude at 4/13/08 09:22:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Gramma! Gramma! Gramma! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!
me_234 at 4/13/08 08:23:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OH,MY GAWD!!! A bird just pooped on my head
Cerulean at 4/13/08 07:51:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wow! I didn't know a hair crimper worked down there too!
ilaypipe73 at 4/13/08 07:11:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Excuse me miss!!!!! I'm Jenny, your replacement, is your husband around?
donkeymaster at 4/13/08 06:59:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Young Girl: Help! Call the police, Ive been molested!
Old Lady: OH MY GOD.....I forgot to record Wheel of Fortune!
SMH1974 at 4/13/08 06:50:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I was thinking about mowin' my lawn, what do you think about that???
fasteddy at 4/13/08 06:44:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn!!! Why did I have that sex change operation!
bananclaes at 4/13/08 06:00:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hi, I'm planning a hair extension.
Would you like to bend down so I can see if your hair colour goes with my pubic hair?
I'll give you one slipper for half of your hair and both my slippers if I can cut all your hair off.
klik at 4/13/08 05:00:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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hey granny, did you see where i left my clothes, all i can find is my shoe
fanthor at 4/13/08 04:47:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Do you know what else i forget to take, Grandma?
Radix at 4/13/08 04:27:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How many times do I have to say it. Thanks for the skirt and top, but yours shoes don't fit.
Johnny Friday at 4/13/08 04:21:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Grandma did you remember to Tivo Samuri Jack?
hotti at 4/13/08 03:41:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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sorry Dakota87 - I guess we had the same idea
hotti at 4/13/08 03:39:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Excuse me ma'am, did you happen to see my other shoe?
Dakota87 at 4/13/08 03:36:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Have you seen my other shoe?
ILuvAllGirls at 4/13/08 11:55:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh my GOD girl. Wear a bra in you don't want to end up like me...
bsiddhant at 4/13/08 09:59:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn Woman! Your bush makes my hair shy
big bender at 4/13/08 08:42:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Come with me if you want to live
crash2point2 at 4/13/08 08:32:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Before and after: What do you get when you cross Jenny Craig and Doctor Phil??? TA DA!!!
crash2point2 replied:
outstanding
murderface0113 at 4/13/08 07:50:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She is using her mind powers to take the girls clothes off.
futueteipsum at 4/13/08 07:48:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Shit! I can't believe what I did to a real beaver when that's what he meant!
pwnstar12 at 4/13/08 07:01:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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dirty slut i knew my husband was up to something
Freelyx at 4/13/08 06:27:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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But Granny, you said, "Take that outfit off before you leave the house!"
oc2233 at 4/13/08 06:22:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh no, I'm loosing my mind! My husband told me that if I ever saw a naked woman leave our house, that I was just imagining it!
sporto2005 at 4/13/08 06:16:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I told you already... we don't need a naked babe for a threesome. Igor is going to get the frying pan when I get home for placing that ad!
Little_Purple_Horanestan at 4/13/08 06:04:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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what's left away is the subscript telling the shocked guy in black skirt is a travestite... :)
wobbles1001 at 4/13/08 05:40:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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oh god... you're that chick from the terminator. trust me, my clothes aren't very sexy
bennis1075 at 4/13/08 05:34:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm sorry I ran out on you last night after you paid for the whole night, but I thought I'd return your shoe
hahnzel at 4/13/08 05:23:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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All I asked was that you trim the hedges not cut the whole bush.
cbw2060 at 4/13/08 05:14:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Nooo! mother its me, skippy, i am back from mexico and i think the operation was a success! They will remove my balls later, i ran out of pesos...
poker twice at 4/13/08 05:02:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Despite sis' best efforts, grandma never overcame her homophobia.
TheWalkinDude at 4/13/08 04:26:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Holy Hannah Montana! That's a huge clit, like a pringles can!
bizzaroman99 at 4/13/08 04:14:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That's my watch you bitch!
gogator19 at 4/13/08 04:00:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A slight variation to gbb1288's

"Oh my God! It's like I'm looking in a mirror."
thunderblot at 4/13/08 03:28:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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oh boy u wont be feeling cold now that u have a dress on... especially mine :p
gorillazfan at 4/13/08 03:27:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I see you have shoes but where's your socks
gorillazfan at 4/13/08 03:26:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is that a boner dearie?
rpmfla at 4/13/08 02:51:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yah, I am veery soory. Whenever I am experiencing the orgasm, my legs fly up and my sandals go flying!
Troutman413 at 4/13/08 02:42:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I told you to take off your shoes, not to take off everything except your shoes!!!!
big bender at 4/13/08 02:36:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh my god. I'm a lesbian!
tunatuk at 4/13/08 02:20:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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AHHHH MOTHER LAND!!!
FourLegged at 4/13/08 12:41:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This isn't right at all! I wanted a VIRTUAL stripper!
khaine117 at 4/13/08 12:06:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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move my hair, why?
comenchegold2099 at 4/12/08 11:32:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Gee, i can't remember where the Shoe Repair Shop is.
rocker_mocker at 4/12/08 11:16:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMG!! The slipper fits! I never knew Cinderella was a nudist! OMG!!
TotalRecall at 4/12/08 11:04:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hi, I'm here for the nanny position.
ujuzfugly at 4/12/08 10:36:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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hey, ma, remember how u use to tell me you want a daughter? SURPRISE!?!?!?
littlewilly at 4/12/08 10:31:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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you look thin let mama feed you.
sgtsteelman at 4/12/08 10:16:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I have seem to have lost my clothes May i have yours?
blunt4687 at 4/12/08 10:05:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I gotta boner!
blunt4687 at 4/12/08 10:00:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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damn bird just shit on my head.
somedaynow at 4/12/08 09:54:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You! you stole my crimping iron!
damien3727 at 4/12/08 09:53:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So what you're telling is...you'd like to get naked like me, but somebody glued your hands to your head?!
brew at 4/12/08 09:21:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Shit I forgot to stuff the turkey
hoenee1 at 4/12/08 08:49:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh my god, what a horrible mole!
TDK90404 at 4/12/08 07:54:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Mamma Mia! Spaghetti & Meatballs ?!?! Oh My!
D11AS at 4/12/08 07:04:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I can't believe we are from the same species ?
virgincock44 at 4/12/08 06:33:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

yes....they're real...and they're SPECTACULAR!!!!!!
tml100 at 4/12/08 06:16:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Don't forget to vote for Bush.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buddy_1 at 4/12/08 05:48:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Nooooo --- I said:" Find that SLIPPER." Not "that STRIPPER".......
thecooler at 4/12/08 04:52:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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ahh you should have that nose looked at
sir acidic at 4/12/08 04:26:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
ffs! why did i get a sex change!
Zeebdon at 4/12/08 04:11:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I just need some warm and fresh air mum
dragonmist at 4/12/08 04:10:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Why did I vote "Bush".
ssyrc at 4/12/08 03:05:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

What do you expect? I've been locked up in the tower since I was 9
Glympse at 4/12/08 03:04:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMG! HER'S ARE BIGGER THAN MINE!! AND NO >.< CANT TOUCH
Nunbrew at 4/12/08 02:48:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I wouldn't be caught dead, with you pubic hair on my head.
rock123 at 4/12/08 02:31:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I don't understand.... the carpet doesn't match the drapes!!!!!
Diesal at 4/12/08 02:00:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That's no moon.. IT'S a Space Station!
pallimon at 4/12/08 01:34:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Excuse me My boyfriend threw my shoe out the window. Did it hit you on the head it looks like this one
Bronzethumb at 4/12/08 01:08:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"The aliens in my brain are making me see naked people!"
Bronzethumb at 4/12/08 12:50:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Argh! I left the kettle on!"
Bronzethumb at 4/12/08 12:49:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Oh my goodness! You need to cover up that hair! And get a new shampoo, those split ends look awful!"
Yaotzin at 4/12/08 12:28:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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old lady says: "oh my GOOOOOD, when will i stop SEEING THINGS? i'm beginning to believe that i'm lesbian!"

not really that good? oh well, i gave it a shot :)
Chrgr739 at 4/12/08 12:12:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pardon me...Have You Seen My Penis? I know i left it around here somewhere
rikki18 at 4/12/08 11:53:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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lanwa2k2 said:
hey! your that bitch who stole my clothes!


Bad comment!
bennis1075 at 4/12/08 11:45:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What did I say? Is there something in my teeth?
million.skittles at 4/12/08 11:18:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Where's the BEEF?!?
the064cobra at 4/12/08 11:15:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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AAAHHH!!! SHIT!! I can see your Smegma!

(nice ass by the way!)
ronniejr1987 at 4/12/08 10:47:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
HOLY CRAP!!! I really did save alot of money by switching to GEICO!!!
Korgly at 4/12/08 10:35:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Escuse me mam? I lost my hair tie and i feel sorta naked without it.
Tonaho at 4/12/08 10:16:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I TOLD you they were real!
atonofclay66 at 4/12/08 09:38:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Oh my GOD!!! I almost wore the EXACT SAME THING! How embarrassing would that have been?
x101 at 4/12/08 09:36:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"OH~ That's where I stuck her other slipper,,,,
LpeterL at 4/12/08 09:08:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and stripper?
HFGD247 at 4/12/08 08:58:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
look mom im a big kid now !!
jeremysewell at 4/12/08 08:52:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh No! I forgot to run the dryer again!
InfernalPenguin at 4/12/08 08:42:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
Holy crap! Axe really does work!
francbones at 4/12/08 07:53:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I told you not to leave the house. You are soooooo getting a spanking tonight
Toasterst at 4/12/08 07:40:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I like to frolic in the land of jews and whores. I eill cash my social security check for a chance to stick my tongue in you slit my dear."
blahblahblah23 at 4/12/08 07:40:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Shit! I forgot to do the laundry again! Your father is gonna kill me!
jezzaaa at 4/12/08 07:37:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What the f*** happened to my car?!?!?!
tce-sparky at 4/12/08 07:36:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

My God!!! You have more hair on your Pussy than I have on my head!!!
gmailidis at 4/12/08 07:33:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oops... I forgot that its your birthday :)
lanwa2k2 at 4/12/08 06:58:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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hey! your that bitch who stole my clothes!
DraconH at 4/12/08 06:55:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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what do you mean lohan's not a real boy
dramafr3akshow at 4/12/08 06:52:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
O my GOD, Jessica! I Can't believe this!


You've gone Brazilian????
zipenby at 4/12/08 06:39:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMG, your penis is bigger than mine!
oopymmit at 4/12/08 06:22:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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No it is NOT your turn to wear the outfit!!!!!
VIRILEANT at 4/12/08 06:13:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Can I borrow your clothes? Nobody wants to see you naked anyway.
spytergoth69 at 4/12/08 06:12:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"AHHHHHHH.....The naked lady is trying to peak into my brain." Musn't let her see the dirty images.
lovetap17 at 4/12/08 06:07:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Before and After....... Absolut Vodka
Darksr1 at 4/12/08 05:57:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Grandma would you like to join the peeing for distance contest?
ganner221 at 4/12/08 05:38:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Calm down, Mom! We've already been over this whole "piercing issue!"
spankabc123 at 4/12/08 05:37:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
OMG! Look behind you!
ganner221 at 4/12/08 05:35:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

Why, yes I have the time. It happens to be 3 o'--HOLY SHIT!
cheebamonkeysox at 4/12/08 05:25:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 

OH MY GOD!!! I FORGOT IT WAS NATIONAL NUDE DAY!!! I am so getting pinched....
cheebamonkeysox at 4/12/08 05:22:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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No really.... Have you seen my other shoe?
gtollin at 4/12/08 05:19:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You should really put a hat on dear. You know how high the skin cancer rate is.
friendle at 4/12/08 05:18:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I haven't even got off of the grounds of this lesbian rehab clinic and I have this temptation cross my path??? Where were you a month ago before I checked myself in????
dreifort at 4/12/08 05:12:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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LIES! Its all lies!! It can't be!.... but Ashley...Ashley Simpson...OMG! You're a woman! But...but, you're supposed to be a man!
mikelbaron at 4/12/08 05:06:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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As you can see, this new razor allows the closest shave imaginable, and it is yours today for only $19.95...
Letroll at 4/12/08 04:14:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMG ! That nightmare again ! I'm a woman when all other womens are nudes !
Nunbrew at 4/12/08 03:27:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Daddy...Give me my clothes back
buellryder69 at 4/12/08 03:24:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HOLY SHIT!!! What's that hanging between your legs is that supposed to be there? Ya, I was born with it, can 19t afford to change it yet.
funkalot at 4/12/08 03:20:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
NO NO, relax it's OK. I'm from Sweden.
graychicken at 4/12/08 03:12:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
NO! NO! NO! INTERNATIONAL STRIP DAY IS NOT A REAL HOLIDAY!
erniebanks1414 at 4/12/08 02:34:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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DAMN IT! I USED TOO MUCH POLI- GRIP!
peteizzle5392 at 4/12/08 02:24:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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must...use...telekinetic powers...to remove her clothes....
coffeevamp8 at 4/12/08 02:22:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

unofficial Terminator movie blooper
Krumm1214 at 4/12/08 02:07:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Come on, it isn't THAT big...
toxicni at 4/12/08 02:01:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
CRAP! I left burning candles in the living room!
snipermorris at 4/12/08 01:59:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
You're pissing me off, there must be something else you can give me.
elmor at 4/12/08 01:58:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Give me back my wig.
notzimmer at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
have you seen my vagina?
colorad0 at 4/12/08 01:55:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh no! I forgot the clams when I was at the market!
RBK at 4/12/08 01:36:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

There`s something different about you... Did you get a hair cut?
brew at 4/12/08 01:36:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Dam I left the chicken in the oven.
stub18 at 4/12/08 01:08:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

you're dressed like that and you're criticising my hair?
bonesdth at 4/12/08 01:01:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
i am cinderella....have you seen my other slipper?
tgallagher at 4/12/08 12:55:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
What was that? they be stealing your bucket?







http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/lolrus.JPG
maxpower1319 at 4/12/08 12:54:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
how many times do i have to tell you when walking in public tie your hair back
titans26 at 4/12/08 12:52:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Sean Penn is that you!!!??..Why are you wearing a dress?
dropboxman006 at 4/12/08 12:36:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Hey Mom guess what! It's my birthday!
maketwo at 4/12/08 12:23:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh my God! Your shoes ... they're hideous!
Adrenochrom88 at 4/11/08 11:58:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
firemonk at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
What the bloody hell are you doing wearing my bracelet?
demon15050 at 4/11/08 11:55:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

grandmother what red face you have!
DieHard1 at 4/11/08 11:52:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
holy sh#t..... i forgot to tape matlock
ratmaster90 at 4/11/08 11:50:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
OMG...are those real?
drenholden at 4/11/08 11:49:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
My what nice hair you have.
kp911 at 4/11/08 11:47:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
my, you sure have grown....
ryoooooon at 4/11/08 11:47:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
she...has... A PENIS!
Angelus10 at 4/11/08 11:45:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
'Oh my gosh you have your clothes on. Thats illegal you know.'
'Oh crap, I forgot'
tufffire at 4/11/08 11:40:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Goodness dear, you shouldn't running around here without your other shoe
cawboy84 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Hi mom, can you guess what body parts I got pierced?
bananclaes at 4/11/08 11:23:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Don' get scared! This is supposed to be a comic strip.
insnkzy at 4/11/08 11:13:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
HOLY CRAP...what happened to your face?
pesty at 4/11/08 11:08:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
ooooh dangit i forgot to shave again
zipenby at 4/11/08 11:06:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
I Got your shirt, skirt, purse and BOOBS....what do I do about my hair???
PimpinJynormous at 4/11/08 10:55:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh my gosh! Who crimps their hair anymore?
nocturnx at 4/11/08 10:48:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Have you seen my dog?
apoc at 4/11/08 10:31:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
What do I have something in my teeth?
JohnDoe42 at 4/11/08 10:26:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
:Someone SHIT on the coats!
:WHAT?!?
membernamej at 4/11/08 10:24:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
wow i wish mine were like that
rmare583 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Guess what I did with 30 minutes?
stub18 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Oh my God!! They're eveil!! keep them away!!!
ronstheman at 4/11/08 09:45:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
oh dear.
they are HUGE, it makes me feel sick!
Nunbrew at 4/11/08 09:11:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Purple Monkey Dishwater
Purple Monkey Dishwater
Purple Monkey Dishwater

Stop saying that, your giving me a migrain!!
firemarque at 4/11/08 08:35:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
I don't know what you're freaking out about?
I was born this way...
What's your excuse?
4nk8er at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Your Husband wouldn't pay Me, So you owe me 130 dollars, Or ill have to send my pimp to kick his ass
jukeboxonmymind at 4/11/08 08:15:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Holy Snikey's! That's going To Leave A Mark!
D11AS at 4/11/08 08:14:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Brittney Escapes !!!!!
mdmoore at 4/11/08 08:11:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
YO DOG! LISTEN! CHECK IT OUT DOG! YO, CHECK IT OUT. IT WAS JUST ALRIGHT FOR ME YOU KNOW. DIDN'T BLOW ME AWAY YOU KNOW DOG. IT WAS ARIGHT. MAYBE IT WAS YOUR SONG CHOICE. DIDN'T SUIT YOU, OKAY DOG. CHECK IT OUT.
Big Mike at 4/11/08 07:58:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Excuse me, ma'am, would you happen to have a tampon? Right now I really need a tampon....
compenlorwh at 4/11/08 07:47:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
my boyfriends still stuck in me,can you help pull him out?
fribat at 4/11/08 07:37:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

OMG, I was so hoping you were post-op.......
hihoops5 at 4/11/08 07:28:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
I told you using my pussy hair for a wig, wouldn't look natural!
hercules at 4/11/08 07:24:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

What that androgynous woman sees that we don't isn't a hairy vagina, but a thirteen inch dick resting on her inner thigh.
wiiniie at 4/11/08 07:09:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

i told you not to shave that!
steelcityrabbit at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Excuse me, do you have any grey poupon?
woahimawesome at 4/11/08 07:07:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Did you see a man running and laughing with a sock come this way?
woahimawesome at 4/11/08 07:05:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
...and that's what i did for a klondike bar.
daredvlspidey at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

HOLY SHIT!! How drunk was I last night?
ramdas at 4/11/08 06:52:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
No, Lady godiva I didn't steal your horse.
ramdas replied:
great, Ilove it
andre91 at 4/11/08 06:30:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
OMG my jinnee gave me one wish and she isn't my nude stud.
H4x at 4/11/08 06:28:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

12 news: "This just in! S&FF supermodel mauled in Candid Camera mishap. We've managed to obtain one photograph taken just before the incident sparked, courtesy of rikki18!"
9InchNail at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Dear God.... why couldn't I have met you before my operation???
Chopin5440 at 4/11/08 06:11:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Aaahhh. Rapunzel!!!
danny1000 at 4/11/08 06:11:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

I Couldn`t find anything to go with these sandals
cursers at 4/11/08 06:08:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Oh god it must be laundry day again...
rikki18 at 4/11/08 06:07:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

rikki18 said:
Very funny picture. Thanks mOOse.
mOOse replied:
booo. worst caption ever. ;)


Due to your name in it? :P

:D
FupDuck24 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Happy Birthday Grandma!
wayne79 at 4/11/08 05:58:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
it's okay... i stayed at a holiday inn express last night...
rikki18 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Very funny picture. Thanks mOOse.
mOOse replied:
booo. worst caption ever. ;)
entben at 4/11/08 05:39:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
I can't beleive you lost the car keys!
HotLatino at 4/11/08 05:38:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
I've had it with my cats & pussies
bigboy1615 at 4/11/08 05:37:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Its the girl from splash!
dci521 at 4/11/08 05:26:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Of course, naked is the new Gucci...Brilliant!
jd71 at 4/11/08 05:19:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
A desperate Cinderella took it upon herself to advertise that the slipper was hers.
KiwiTheCat at 4/11/08 05:15:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

Oh My GOD! Leave me alone damn petitioner!
noklerin at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+20 
It was then that Mrs. Stephenson realized that she had forgotten to buy milk.
BLADE3000 at 4/11/08 05:08:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
........Can i have my clothes back?
johnkeltgen at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Does this outfit make me look fat?
newfman at 4/11/08 04:49:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

Don't worry Mrs Johnson Jimmy is not Gay any more.....Oh and nether is your husband
soccerboy10 at 4/11/08 04:42:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
I'd tap that.
AmVet at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Mrs. Schultz says "I know nothing."
brain505 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
MAMA MIA!!!
moonnguyen27 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

no!..no!...no!...no!... the drapes doesn't match the carpet!?
yh0rw1 at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Wait, That's what a naked girl looks like?? you mean I'm really a dude???????
ejohn97 at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Oh my, where are your clothes?!
T-e-A at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

ok, now show me yours
bennis1075 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Oh No! the demons in my head are all getting randy and trying break out AHHHHH!
PhD at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 

What do you mean this is gonna be on SexyandFunny?!?!?!?!?!
blackheartdec3 at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Your cat's up a tree? Oh God! Let's call the Fire Department quick!!!
themasta at 4/11/08 03:35:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
NO!!!! Why do I not have a penis!?
gaulstaf at 4/12/08 02:35:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+10 
Oh Hi Mrs Jones, your husband wanted me to let you know you can come home now.
Koogar at 4/11/08 03:32:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
luap at 4/11/08 03:28:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
OMG I always thought you were a real blonde ...
FourLegged at 4/11/08 03:25:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

When Agnes wished that Henry were young and dumb and full of cum, this isn't what she had intended.
swampass at 4/11/08 03:24:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

Put your clothes back on or I blow up your head just like in SCANNERS!
DieHard1 at 4/11/08 03:23:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Thanks for the clothes but now i need your hair
mdmoore at 4/11/08 03:18:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
No! I'm not showing you if MY carpet matches the drapes!
955.0 at 4/11/08 03:18:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
No I don't have any change
joeyporterjr at 4/11/08 03:13:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
You actually crimped your hair?????
gbb1288 at 4/11/08 02:58:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
Oh My God!!!! I wish this was a mirror!!!
AcSlayer at 4/11/08 02:54:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
I should have had a V8, I mean should have been a lesbian.
mrbill61369 at 4/11/08 02:47:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I am sorry you had to find out about my cross dressing problem like this.....I was going to tell you!
darryl 2 at 4/11/08 02:45:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
you want to do what with that sandal?
Chris1972 at 4/11/08 02:43:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

What do mean I can't wear these shoes with this bag? It's not Labor Day yet.
bennis1075 at 4/11/08 02:40:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Oh no! Hottness alert at level 5... Brain... Exploding...
jammd05 at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+12 

Grandma, you wouldn't believe what a GREAT time I had at the prom last night............
happymeal at 4/11/08 02:19:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Damn i just spent my last 20!
littlewilly at 4/11/08 02:12:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
i can't believe it's not butter!
ASHSON at 4/11/08 02:11:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

When you said don't dress for dinner, I thought you meant.....
UMalldaway at 4/11/08 02:07:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
You just did WHAT with my husband?
kirouki at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+10 

Oh no, they let me out the Hospital too early! I'm seeing naked people again!!!'
stub18 replied:
Reply to kirouki:
tdheynes at 4/12/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 

DAMN! I put on Jimmy's LYNX deodorant again!!
burbankchub at 4/11/08 01:59:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Oh No, I couldv'e had a V8
RicFusion at 4/11/08 01:49:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Ahh, A nudist...What should I do, what should I do!?!?
cuznitrick at 4/11/08 01:46:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 
Hey lady... whats with your hair?
whatever at 4/11/08 01:35:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
"this isn't where i parked my car"
bennis1075 at 4/11/08 01:33:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
0 

I thought you were a WOMAN!
gareth555 at 4/11/08 01:28:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Upon seeing her neighbour's overgrown front garden, Julie could not help but suggest a bush trimming was in order.
trailbossrider720 at 4/11/08 01:28:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Hey can you help me find my other shoe?"
tickleguy replied:
Hey don`t look there your going to go blind.
Rocinante at 4/11/08 01:25:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
I don't think the prince will care that you have the matching slipper.
friendz49 replied:
Reply to Rocinante: