Caption Contest 3
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Views: 159228 Date: 04/21/08 Favorited: 5

seriouswhite at 8/1/08 12:24:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
look billy....isnt that your mom
HotLatino at 5/7/08 10:03:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
fifthmark said:
And if you'll look out to the left of the bus, you'll see a special treat for our nature tour. The north american bald spread eagle.


Just the same as my comment... but you might have not seen it
Freelyx at 4/29/08 05:22:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

"They said I should do a train, I figured I better start with a bus and ramp up..."
"I told you she was a true blond."
rleetb at 4/28/08 08:45:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"And if you look to the left of the bus you will see the very rare and almost extinct Spread Eagle Cammeltoed Shaved Beaver"
mOOse at 4/27/08 07:02:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

sorry for the late announcement.. the winner is dramabirdyx with +19! i'll send you your membership information via email. congrats!
neilxt at 4/27/08 05:14:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Dang it Darleen! First off you don't have to try an' outdo EVERY thing your sister says she done! Plus, I don't think you understood right when she said she was gonna pull a train.
FourLegged at 4/26/08 10:03:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Bobbie Sue always wanted to be an NFL referee. This is her showing passing tourists the signal for "Touchdown!"
smac at 4/26/08 07:49:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
with a little more lube and a slightly better driver, Sally was sure it would all fit...
wolf_121 at 4/26/08 04:07:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The Beaver in its natural habitat.
somedaynow at 4/26/08 12:36:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

The mute blonde girl tried to show the tourists what was realy in "Jokers" apple juice, that they all bought from the red necks.
darksyde412 at 4/26/08 01:25:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Five...............Five Dollar.................Five Dollar Foot long!!!!!
divo at 4/26/08 12:30:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
damn I could have sworn there was a bug in there.........or..a rock or sumthin ........HEY DO U GUYS SEE ANY THING IN THERE?
D11AS at 4/25/08 09:09:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Look mom , a Tunnel ?
ledoux at 4/25/08 11:46:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Does it look like i got bus fare???
FupDuck24 at 4/25/08 09:18:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
To help sagging enrollment, the Girl Scouts have been modernizing the merit badge list. Instead of baking, this girl is working on her "Girls Gone Wild" badge.
mcgill83 at 4/25/08 08:51:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"To your left we have Britney showing us her ping pong ball trick!"
dramafr3akshow at 4/25/08 07:41:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
And to your left you'll see the rare Southeastern prickle bush, harvested and sold mainly as a delicacy in port towns on the East Coast.
friendle at 4/25/08 05:44:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
...and this one time, on the way to band camp....
asshead at 4/25/08 02:17:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"oh man... safety!"
omarpower at 4/25/08 01:41:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Damn it! that bus ruined the picture that old man was gonna take to make me a star.
ast at 4/24/08 11:23:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
does this look infected
sinbinquinn at 4/24/08 11:16:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
PARK IT IN HERE!!! NO CHARGE!!
notquitethere1 at 4/24/08 07:59:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Notice her use of proper hitch-hikings ettiquette... ASS, cash, or grass
Resistence_Is_Futile at 4/24/08 07:46:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

No son, it's how the locals thumb a lift down south.............yee ahh
andrew1984 at 4/24/08 04:44:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
i thought giving them a mexican wave would involve me showing my taco!
eoneon at 4/24/08 04:23:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

You should have gone to Specsavers.
tRySt at 4/24/08 03:38:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Mommy, why does she have a pee pee like daddy?
akanives at 4/24/08 12:44:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
the patrons of the bus failed to understand the advertisement for the all you can eat buffet at the chinese restaurant down the road.
somedaynow at 4/24/08 12:02:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I guess some areas can not afford to buy salt licks to put near the road
jonbon at 4/24/08 09:47:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

What you don't see is the guy laying down in front of her
RicFusion at 4/24/08 05:58:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Welcome to Canada, Home of the Better Beaver...Eh...
meadealicious at 4/24/08 04:48:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
This is wat happened to the last person that tried to rape the bus driver, so thats a fair warning for all you sick freaks
thecrud at 4/24/08 04:11:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Watch what I can do with this golf ball!
furknee at 4/24/08 02:20:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
this tree stump is 10 times better than my dildo oooohhhh!!!!!!
Cerulean at 4/24/08 01:33:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

"... and despite everything, Sally wanted to show she's still a loyal Bush supporter."
ronaldad at 4/24/08 01:03:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

LUNCH!
bmackay at 4/24/08 12:50:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Due to the loss of forestry, the nature bus tour had to improvise on showing bushes.
jameswolf24 at 4/24/08 12:36:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
and off to our left today people we are giving free sex education this is a perfect example what happens to whoores p.s. they get used and thrown to the gutter wating for another mr right
jameswolf24 at 4/24/08 12:34:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
mommy is that where i came from, she answer in disguse yes
jameswolf24 at 4/24/08 12:22:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
who said forest people cant try to fly
jameswolf24 at 4/24/08 12:18:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
why do i have rocks in my ass
futurepro at 4/23/08 11:57:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

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futurepro replied:
That was wierd for some reason the comment didn't show up until I logged off and back in again.
futurepro at 4/23/08 11:56:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Just as the bus went past the naked woman Fred heard his wife whisper in his ear "Look over there and you're a dead man..."
bluemr2 at 4/23/08 11:22:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Every since she broke up with her hypnotist boyfriend, Blondie seems to have an odd reaction to buses. The very sight of them makes her want to dance YMCA naked, and upside down :)
Grayboy at 4/23/08 10:46:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Distraction : At the worst times possible
dwchab at 4/23/08 10:14:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
No way she caught a fish that big using that kind of bait.
thecooler at 4/23/08 07:55:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Mom why dose that girl have a pee-pee like me
Classified at 4/23/08 05:46:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

'But.... I'm gay too!'
Myopinion08 at 4/23/08 03:58:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

In other news George bush finally found his weapons of mass distruction. This is a picture of a test session. The noxious fumes will drop a moose from 300 yards away. The bus was doomed at this range.
Yaotzin at 4/23/08 03:39:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"okay, try again, but this time don't hit the brakes, you should slide right in!"
santosn at 4/23/08 03:20:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
A new standard for the term "Air Dry"
grumpy1944 at 4/23/08 02:55:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Are we near the ocean???? I see a bearded clam.......
grumpy1944 at 4/23/08 02:52:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Hey Look...........A taco stand
Plexus at 4/23/08 02:51:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
A major risk of bus travel is the unexpected crack up
saff at 4/23/08 02:50:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Bus driver, "Ok this is our 1st pit stop for a little relief for men"
chelu at 4/23/08 02:43:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
q: how many obstetricians do you need to deliver a baby?
a: a bus full of them.
ohmygod2503 at 4/23/08 02:35:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Smile for the camera
InfernalPenguin at 4/23/08 02:34:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
when business is slow, hookers will try all sorts of advertising techniques.
jammd05 at 4/23/08 02:28:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Dissatisfied with her feminine hygeine products, Tiffany decided to try a "home remedy"
alfalfa140 at 4/23/08 01:17:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

this is little known to be the largest 3rd degree murder ever! what? you didn't know that the bus was full of 89 year old men!
rocker_mocker at 4/23/08 10:41:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
To your left you will se the local species of pussy-cleaning bird cleaning a pussy.
somedaynow at 4/23/08 10:18:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

A passenger on the bus was quoted saying "She was just sitting there... then the eggs started flying out! Howrey Smoke! Ervery window! Egg!"
zerocool22 at 4/23/08 09:46:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
tried**
zerocool22 at 4/23/08 09:46:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
blonde) where the hell did i put those damn bus keys at ?! i knew i shouldn't have tired to show that bus driver that dissapering key trick.(bus driver) damn i didn't think she would really fall for it ;)
davos_west at 4/23/08 08:47:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
End of the line! the only transport left is the village bicycle
crigles at 4/23/08 08:42:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Yeah .. Yeah my dog does this to when it has an itchy asshole!!
potkicker at 4/23/08 08:09:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
See? Told you there was a tunnel on this road.
jestebangp at 4/23/08 08:07:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
turism: its only a quick peek
noklerin at 4/23/08 07:38:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Just when she thought that her affair with the forest gnome couldn 19t get more awkward 26
mikegt92 at 4/23/08 07:18:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hello there...?
dwchab at 4/23/08 06:53:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
You know what, I am thinking Arby's.
macedonianhitman at 4/23/08 06:23:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Bus Driver, "Who's getting off at this busdown? I mean bus stop?"
prestonliar at 4/23/08 05:40:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Hey, how did Gary Brolsma get in there?
prestonliar at 4/23/08 05:39:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
You wont find this on Break.com
Atom Painkiller at 4/23/08 05:01:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
to our left you will see the worlds first slot machine
Atom Painkiller at 4/23/08 04:54:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
don't worrie she has her indicaters on
Atom Painkiller at 4/23/08 04:53:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
58 died in a horrible bus wreckage, 5 from cars and one passing cyclist
Atom Painkiller at 4/23/08 04:51:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
this picture was taken before the crash
Atom Painkiller at 4/23/08 04:49:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
as the bus of the diabled and disformed drove away they forgot kate the one eyed girl with legs for sholders.. she cant walk very well.
KOLAKOLA at 4/23/08 04:39:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Here's the real natural beauty!
rock123 at 4/23/08 04:39:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Once John decided to stop cutting the hair on his head and trimming his pubic hair instead, he felt it was time to show off his handy work.
chrispy826 at 4/23/08 04:30:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
And on your left you'll see a naked woman whos legs come out of her shoulders , and you thought youve seen everything
friendle at 4/23/08 04:15:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Maybe a big gust of wind will take care of this fishy smell.
flynn420 at 4/23/08 03:22:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
To our left, the Grand Canyon.
demonsil at 4/23/08 03:15:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Bet you've never seen THIS tennis ball trick.
prestonliar at 4/23/08 02:31:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Boy, could I use an Aristocrat joke right about now!
dirtbike_er at 4/23/08 02:01:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

a little KY would be nice right about now
attic at 4/23/08 01:55:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Well folks you just don't see these kind of sights from an Airplane.....thanks goodness for traveling by Bus
0331badass at 4/23/08 01:17:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Continuing out tour, you can see Paris Hilton waving hello out the left side of the bus...
qqqqqq666 at 4/23/08 12:10:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Well what do you know, the tour was worth it.
qqqqqq666 at 4/23/08 12:09:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
The tour turned out to be entertaining after all.
3rdnflbst at 4/22/08 11:59:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
While the Seniors were on their wait to Atlantic City:

"Come and Enjoy Our Complementary Slot Machines!"
zipenby at 4/22/08 11:41:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I thought the bus garage was closed today?
zipenby at 4/22/08 11:39:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"honey, honey, Can we stop over there at the 'convenience' store?"
fetouche at 4/22/08 11:30:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
- We are now entering the state of Nevada.
- Hey! Is this what they call a 'slot machine' ?
flameace35 at 4/22/08 11:27:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Well hey! I think she's got HER ticket!!!
minimobear at 4/22/08 11:25:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
and to your left, we have a squirrel practicing gynocology
csta at 4/22/08 11:19:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

a one woman protest to bring back the toilet at the end of the bus
luvxboard at 4/22/08 10:57:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
please keep all hands, feet, and boners inside the vehicle...Thank you
00giewaggies at 4/22/08 10:56:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
In other news, Hillary Clinton's camp suffered a major setback when Bill Clinton died tragically after leaping from a speeding campaign bus ....
boboss4 at 4/22/08 10:42:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
We just crossed the border into California
WOW
Now on your left you will see the Pacific Ocean
Chuck Biscuits at 4/22/08 10:30:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The Lincoln Tunnell?! Shit, I thought we were in Ohio!
RBK at 4/22/08 10:16:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

... And to the left you`ll see Rift Valley. It grows a coupe of cm apart each year.
gtollin at 4/22/08 09:30:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Ok folks if you look over to your left you will see where the smurfs used to live.
gtollin at 4/22/08 09:22:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
If you look really close you will notice a guy in a blue shirt getting bitch slapped by his wife wearing pink sitting behind him.
THats what were supposed to be captioning guys
billybob312 at 4/22/08 09:03:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"wow, look at all that gravel"
gtollin replied:
thats dirt not gravel
joker21079 at 4/22/08 08:20:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Next stop on the tour: The Grand Canyon.
cocblind at 4/22/08 08:03:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Although it was met with moderate enthusiasm from the players and middle management, Angie's last distch effort couldnt keep the Sonics from leaving Seattle.
oc2233 at 4/22/08 07:58:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
And to your left, we will see why we made the bus ping-pong-ball-proof.
ssyrc at 4/22/08 07:00:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

When her daddy told her that when someday she will be able to take the bus, this isn't exactly what her daddy got in mind
ssyrc at 4/22/08 06:57:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I'm sick and tired of little dicks, come here big bus
sting12 at 4/22/08 06:33:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Wow, she really wanted to welcome the Pope to the States the "right" way...
9InchNail at 4/22/08 06:04:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Dammit!! That is the very last time I try to pole-dance for a bunch of priests on their way to a Boy Scout Jamboree!!
fatboyslim1000 at 4/22/08 05:50:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
After The Simple Life 3 got canceled Paris had to resort to other methods to get the public's attention.
barebearphotos at 4/22/08 05:02:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Welcome to Beaver City, U.S.A.
Come and spread some Joy
Chris1972 at 4/22/08 04:51:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"And if you look to left of th bus will see... HOLY SHIT A NAKED WOMAN!"
Amalgy at 4/22/08 04:45:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
The city went over their budget and couldn't afford to put up new stop signs. They employed the local whorehouse to help out.
iakrana at 4/22/08 04:32:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Muhahaha, now you are all going to hell!
firemarque at 4/22/08 03:50:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
See Honey.... When you're born you can drive a bus just like daddy!!
Bronzethumb at 4/22/08 03:22:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"DINNER TIME! COME AND GET IT!"
ceazar at 4/22/08 03:02:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
You are now leaving Sluts ville please cummmm again
rock123 at 4/22/08 02:40:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"This is what you are missing you bastards" says Sarah as the Football Team speeds out of town.
bassphreek at 4/22/08 02:28:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Narrator, "Unsatisfied with the size and rumble of most household objects, Angela decided to take it to the next level."
ash411 at 4/22/08 02:23:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Bob: Hey Bill! Check this out!!

Bill: Nah, it's no good, it's got a crack in it...
Redneck212 at 4/22/08 02:22:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Yall come back now you hear?
castleman at 4/22/08 02:20:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

If everyone looks to their right...you can see the world famous Holland tunnel...
TNA man at 4/22/08 02:18:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Garage open, free parking.
ericsonrol at 4/22/08 01:51:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Peek a Boo!
Bulletproof198669 at 4/22/08 01:41:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
See what you guys could've gotten if your lazy asses would've walked!
rikki18 replied:
Very nice!
sdm1969 at 4/22/08 01:27:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Look we are at the all you can eat buffet....Pull up a dish ...they are serving freshly caught beaver
Rocinante at 4/22/08 01:23:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
STOP THE BUS! This is where I get off!
stub18 at 4/22/08 12:17:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"The new ideas to stop traffic in order to reduce pollution were today put into action..."
ondar at 4/22/08 11:53:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
It's from Czech Republic, North Moravia, Ostrava. There is written Connex on the bus and Connex is the main traffic company in Ostrava. I know it because i was traveling by THAT bus at the moment the picture was taken. And that's not all. The girl was my schoolmate from elementary school. Oh my God!
fetouche replied:
Man, I gave you 1 just because you are so full of shit that it's actually funny.
mOOse replied:
i concur!
tickleguy at 4/22/08 10:07:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
she is called bear with wide canyon.
Bowler296 at 4/22/08 09:59:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Talk about trying to fit a cadillac into a doghouse.
Breakdown at 4/22/08 09:48:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Daniel, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
One of the more effective ways to propose
nz100 at 4/22/08 09:45:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
DRIVER, DRIVER, Slow down , Did you not see the slippery when wet Sign
jobes1987 at 4/22/08 09:11:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
i told you 700 times im no helping you break a world record
lemoncurry at 4/22/08 08:51:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Beaver Xing

2 mi.
hercules at 4/22/08 08:47:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

No massive dildo craving women can resist the allure of a travel bus full of people, alas, the driver did not think it would fit.
brianbrianbrian at 4/22/08 08:40:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

thank you for joining us on the tour if m00se's house.
(;
icantswim0 at 4/22/08 08:12:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Wait a second...that chick has a dick!
glossurabban at 4/22/08 08:09:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hey dude! U missin da tunnel there!!!
moonnguyen27 at 4/22/08 08:00:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

...And to our left folks is, "HO CAVE"
Hubacris at 4/22/08 07:57:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Finally, Another Use For Women
hawaiianboy22 at 4/22/08 07:56:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
and to your left u will see britney spears giving birth again!
icannotbme at 4/22/08 07:43:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
dave:dude theres a HOT ASS NAKED chick flashing her snach on the side of the road!
bob:WHAT??? lemme see!...SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE............HOLY SHIT THATS MY WIFE!!!
dave: I'D HIT IT!
brew at 4/22/08 07:42:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
If you would all look to the left we have the elusive Canadian beaver out looking for a mate
thepuckmonkey at 4/22/08 07:27:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
you look like a fallopian tube.
manimtheman247 at 4/22/08 07:26:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"any bats in the cave?"
brianbrianbrian at 4/22/08 07:23:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

the bus wouldnt stop for her, but a nice guy did
brianbrianbrian at 4/22/08 07:22:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

later that day kate learned that you have to be at a bus stop to catch a bus in america
brianbrianbrian at 4/22/08 07:18:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

kate soon realized that being double jointed wasnt really a talent
brianbrianbrian at 4/22/08 07:16:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

"hey whats that on the side of the road?
holy shit its a nude double jointed chick...."

thats what i would have said.
DraconH at 4/22/08 07:11:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
wow big foot is real........oh what thats just my wife.....DAMN IT WOMEN!!!!!
ruthlesstony at 4/22/08 07:09:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Being born with no thumbs this was the only way Luna knew how to hitchhike.
DirtyGirL at 4/22/08 06:47:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"is that a Grizzly Bear Daddy?"......."No son, Thats one hairy ASS pussY.....
gimme some of Lunas VJJ
tye342 at 4/22/08 06:42:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
And to your left is what many people like to describe as an oak wood toilet seat from a tuna boat shit house.
sirkeiththegreat at 4/22/08 06:40:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh god! Her legs are coming out of her shoulders!
FupDuck24 at 4/22/08 06:39:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Having used this approach to finish college, get out of traffic tickets, and start her career, Candi now attempt to pay for a vacation.
tye342 at 4/22/08 06:39:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
" And if you look to your left you will see the towns first supermarket, the Snatch and Grab"
tye342 at 4/22/08 06:32:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 
frank that reminds me i know of a great place to get sloppy joes
csta at 4/22/08 06:17:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

there's a steep curve ahead, and she works in insurance
jojomanzo at 4/22/08 06:08:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Tremors 4: Vag Attacks.

When the latest evolution of Tremors surfaces, who will be eaten this time?
Iceberg012 at 4/22/08 06:00:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I sit out here everyday waiting for the bus, it is the only thing that gives me pleasure anymore.
cheebamonkeysox at 4/22/08 05:44:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I swear.... the fish I caught was THIS BIG!!!!
SteveSharon at 4/22/08 05:41:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

I've fallen and I can't get up!
gmailidis at 4/22/08 05:33:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Its a free campaign !
J Po at 4/22/08 05:30:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"And if you look to your left, you will see the elusive Spread Eagle in it's natual habitat."
dirtdog44 at 4/22/08 05:30:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

son- mommy whats that?
mother- son thats ur fathers ex wife
tu madre at 4/22/08 05:29:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
WOW, LOOK, that Venus Penis Trap is growing right next to the highway, i hear they get alot of tourists.
dirtdog44 at 4/22/08 05:28:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

and they say bush doesnt know how to run a country!!
InfernalPenguin at 4/22/08 05:25:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
and to the left is pay parking....
lovetap17 at 4/22/08 05:17:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Harry and Ron gasped...
"Woah Hermoine! You can produce a full bus Petroneus without the use of a wand???"
Superduperkooper at 4/22/08 05:15:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"is there supposed to be a penis there?"
woahimawesome at 4/22/08 05:12:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hollywood Tourguide: And now if you look on your left you'll see Ms Spears playing in her yard.
RicFusion at 4/22/08 05:02:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Stop that Invisible Man!22, theirs people watching!!
heffebyrdman at 4/22/08 05:02:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Just my Luck, a Gay Soccer team, looks like I have to walk!
RJ04 at 4/22/08 05:00:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Would anyone like to offer some roadside assistance?"
grdigits at 4/22/08 04:59:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Bus makes stop at the "Y"
jeremyrmes at 4/22/08 04:50:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hey, even the poor need love (donate here).
RJ04 replied:
Reply to jeremyrmes:
copperman34 at 4/22/08 04:43:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
and the wheels on the bus go round and round
crash2point2 at 4/22/08 04:33:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
And my mother said I would never amount to anything. "Look at me now I'm on SEXY AND FUNNY!!!"
Kashima at 4/22/08 04:31:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Another typical day for Quagmire's Cross Cuntry Touring
skippypants at 4/22/08 04:26:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
the people on the seniors trip had never seen peircings like that before
rizky at 4/22/08 04:24:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Next stop 7-11 OPEN ALL NIGHT!!!!
tdheynes at 4/22/08 04:21:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

DRIVER, DON'T STOP!! IT'S VINCE NEIL!!!
mishtar at 4/22/08 04:19:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
you nvr get this u nvr get this

but the next bus went of road and got it HIGH FIVE !!!
mikeyness101 at 4/22/08 04:17:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Mommy. Can i do that when i get older?"
Srknuepp at 4/22/08 04:16:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
No hun, I wasn't looking at her tits. I saw a clam and you know how I love shellfish.
poker twice at 4/22/08 04:14:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 

And to our left, a Blonde Headed Cock Swallow.
bennis1075 at 4/22/08 04:11:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

After throwing Laura off the bus for being topless, George got more than he bargained for on his next trip to the beaver sactuary
mikelbaron at 4/22/08 04:07:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
The local roadside diner is trying a new advertising technique. This gives new meaning to Kitty's Cafe.
dave05 at 4/22/08 04:06:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
And over here we have the community Y.
stareeolabrat at 4/22/08 03:55:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"They didn't say THAT was on the tour!"
FourLegged at 4/22/08 03:46:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

She said she was flexible and easy going, but I didn't think that she meant it this way.
FourLegged at 4/22/08 03:44:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

PETA tries a new tactic.
FourLegged at 4/22/08 03:43:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

"...and on your left you'll see my whore of an ex-wife. Hi honey!"
Radix at 4/22/08 03:42:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Congratulations Mom. Say hello to your new baby bus.
FourLegged at 4/22/08 03:41:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

This is but one of the many stops that John McCain's Straight Talk Express took while on the campaign trail this election season.
ramdas at 4/22/08 03:39:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Smile your on candid camera!
odyssey1234 at 4/22/08 03:37:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Here is sister. #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan,
FourLegged at 4/22/08 03:36:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+8 

After the ordeal that happened in Caption Contest 2, Edna decides to take a relaxing bus tour of the countryside.
mOOse replied:
i think this one is my favorite, congrats sir.
FourLegged replied:
Thank you.
Jacobkain at 4/22/08 03:36:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Please NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY
AlphaDude at 4/22/08 03:32:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Does anyone else smell fish?"
ma23 at 4/22/08 03:32:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
check headlights: tunnel ahead.
FourLegged at 4/22/08 03:32:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Look Ma! Echo lake!
EvilG at 4/22/08 03:18:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Event parking $6, Busses, special rate!..... No passes!
Flippie19 at 4/22/08 03:18:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Former male model Fabio hits rock bottom
omerojs at 4/22/08 03:09:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Damn, you miss again the curve...
Mr Vega at 4/22/08 03:06:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
" And that is national's park typical beaver !"
lowe at 4/22/08 03:04:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hey! You are too big for the LOVE TUBE Ahead
cantswleepclownswillgetme at 4/22/08 03:03:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

Damnit driver, I dont givea shit if theres no sign, I said stop you sonofabitch!
premierranger99 at 4/22/08 02:53:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
look honey.... a spead bald eagle!
gtollin at 4/22/08 02:40:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Hey guys on the bus, im trying to make captions contest on s&f!
gtollin at 4/22/08 02:39:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Look at the size of those horns on that moose honey!.....
Schamlippen at 4/22/08 02:14:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Wow! Look honey prostitution has very aggressive advertising in the country!
Letroll at 4/22/08 02:12:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Shit ! Now it's sure, i'm gonna have to buy a ticket...
chrisrules9955 at 4/22/08 02:05:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Final Destination 4
p4lad1n2000 at 4/22/08 01:58:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
"I tot I saw putty cat!" (tweety style)
"..."
"yes... I saw a putty cat!"
cartt511 at 4/22/08 01:57:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"And on the left is the local pink taco stand. Say hi to Mary!"
helladan at 4/22/08 01:45:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
Starved for attention, Alicia Silverstone proves she can be just like Brittany and Paris.
dueches at 4/22/08 01:27:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
...and on the left you will notice... The grand canyon.
daredvlspidey replied:
sorry dude, but i was the first to post, and that's what i said. . . cmon, just read 'em and check next time
Gambolputty at 4/22/08 01:25:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Say hello to the beaver!
RicFusion at 4/22/08 12:54:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Peek-a-boo...Te he
may at 4/22/08 12:42:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

and to your left is the local landing strip for light aircraft
elando at 4/22/08 12:37:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Heres my attempts :D

"one of the more effect ways to hail a bus..."

"patient escapes from Ameture prosthetic aplication facility"

"And if you'd look to your left you'll see the world famous american 'spread eagle'. No flash photography please."

"The nudist camp had taken to extreme measures to attract new members"

"Look daddy! That lady has a willy!"

"Galloway coaches latest travel package! The Pervert Express! Includes a drive around america's favorite nudist locations. Fun for all the family!"
booglytruffles at 4/22/08 12:32:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Look mommy, that long haired man has the same talent as you."
GPUSuck at 4/22/08 12:31:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
With all that hair it MUST be Sasquatch!!!!
demon15050 at 4/22/08 12:23:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

"subway eat fresh"

-demon15050
hihoops5 at 4/22/08 12:23:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I gotta get me one them mail boxes!
mountainbikeman at 4/22/08 12:22:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Tunnel ahead!
Cheda at 4/22/08 12:15:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I thought this bus took us to the gay pride parade...
dayterra at 4/22/08 12:11:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

And in other news, the transportation has found a more effective way of encouraging men to use mass transport options
dayterra replied:
And in other news, the transportation committee has found a more effective way of encouraging men to use mass transport options

(missed a word. heh)
Chrgr739 at 4/22/08 12:09:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
ALLLLLLL ABOARDDDDD!!!!!!!!
buddy_1 at 4/22/08 12:08:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
OMG - A whole bus full of gyniacologists
rainman3456 at 4/22/08 12:00:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
come on i know it'll fit in there
oldfrog at 4/21/08 11:53:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Damn toll booth.
Chesterzmyname at 4/21/08 11:51:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The state goverment announced a dramatic increase in applications for the Adopt-A-Highway program specifically requesting Mile 42.
Emith at 4/21/08 11:50:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
yes guys, this is what youll never have
Booyah at 4/21/08 11:44:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
- AAAHAHAHA!! LOOK AT MEE! I GLUED MY KNEES TO MY SHOULDERS!! AAAHAHAHA!!!
ALxX at 4/21/08 11:40:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
-mom what's that shining thin on her pee hole?
UMalldaway at 4/21/08 11:38:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh look! The hippies are now pro-Tibet!
fifthmark at 4/21/08 11:38:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
And if you'll look out to the left of the bus, you'll see a special treat for our nature tour. The north american bald spread eagle.
weirdbox at 4/21/08 11:31:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

#1 reason for bus accidents: male bus drivers did not keep their eyes on the road
bhliu11 at 4/21/08 11:26:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
You are now leaving France. If you did not get laid during your stay, get off the buss NOWWW.
bhliu11 at 4/21/08 11:25:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
You are now leaving France. If you did not get laid during your stay, get of the buss NOWWW.
TotalRecall at 4/21/08 11:22:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
It sounds like a wind tunnel out here.
Jak83 at 4/21/08 11:17:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh! So that's what the new bus stop sign looks like!
TDK90404 at 4/21/08 11:05:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Honey ?!? You and your stupid suggestions . . . I dooonn't think it's going to fittttt !#!#%
layne25348 at 4/21/08 10:54:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Can we stop at the taco stand?
layne25348 at 4/21/08 10:54:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I think we missed the turn for the tunnel.
layne25348 at 4/21/08 10:52:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Here we see a supporter waving as the Spitzer campaign bus rolls through town.
layne25348 at 4/21/08 10:51:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Well, this is my stop.
layne25348 at 4/21/08 10:50:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hitchhiking sure is hard these days.
snipermorris at 4/21/08 10:49:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh, look honey, an all you can eat buffet.
swifter at 4/21/08 10:40:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Open for business. Tour buses welcome.

or

Here on the left we have the truly rare blonde beaver. This animal attracts its mate by emitting a somewhat fragrant order to the male. The male, unfortunately, often finds the true blonde beaver extremely dumb and seeks out red beaver, brunette beaver, black beaver or the ever popular bald beaver. Sadly, the blonde beaver is on the endangered species list.
Champ19 at 4/21/08 10:25:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Gving new meaning to "You could park a bus in there!"
Nunbrew at 4/21/08 10:25:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 

As you cross the border into Canada, you are welcomed by a Canadian beaver.
Big_Fat_Al at 4/21/08 10:25:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
No, we haven't reached Fisherman's Wharf yet. Why do you ask?
njbarman at 4/21/08 10:25:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Paris Hilton trying to catch the bus
chvy79z at 4/21/08 10:23:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
So this is what they mean by the scenic route.
may at 4/21/08 10:17:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

bombs awaayyyyyy
happymeal at 4/21/08 10:13:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

well atleast we know shes not a natural blone
KiwiTheCat at 4/21/08 10:04:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

That bus is missing a 6 before that 9.
bigbuddy at 4/21/08 09:54:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
and now we'll be making a short HIT, oh sorry pit stop
boobsrock at 4/21/08 09:52:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
thats the deepest sinkhole I've ever seen
boobsrock at 4/21/08 09:49:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
If everyone will look to your left, you will see a great view of the Grand Canyon
boobsrock replied:
nevermind this comment I didn't see it was already taken....my apologies
daredvlspidey replied:
thanks man, but dont feel bad...someone else AFTER you even stole it, lol
Thetis17 at 4/21/08 09:37:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

The new Bus Stop design in Hollywood only lasted a week before the Mayor had them removed
just_n_a at 4/21/08 09:29:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Welcome to Virgin Islands!!!
chris_ at 4/21/08 09:26:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+10 

Patron to Driver: I don't think is the right way, we're going in circles
Driver to Patron: Don't talk to the driver, sit down, I know what I'm doing!
chris_ at 4/21/08 09:25:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

....And the other 4% of bus crashes are cause by ice
pierrot3887 at 4/21/08 09:19:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Why women should ALWAYS do auto-stop.
Venomkd at 4/21/08 09:18:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

i bet i can get a tan with all the flashing cameras
markylu at 4/21/08 09:08:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Nikki's new approach to hitchiking seemed to be working wonderfully
EvilSuperMario at 4/21/08 08:43:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Caption.
Edvan at 4/21/08 08:42:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Very Good!! Muito Bom!!

=)
kp911 at 4/21/08 08:41:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Be part of the new landmark erections!
hotti at 4/21/08 08:28:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
...and now, if you look to your right, you'll see the most popular sight on all of our tour of Hollywood tour...Britney Spears...
santosn at 4/21/08 08:27:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
And to your left we have a smokin hott blon......OMG WHAT IS THAT THING!
wokman at 4/21/08 08:24:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
have you been to the Y lately?
strickj at 4/21/08 08:21:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

What you dont see is the three girls to the right that make up the rest of " YMCA"
fetouche at 4/21/08 08:02:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Summer vacation tragedy : more and more pets are being dropped off on the side of the road.
Picture_Fool at 4/21/08 07:44:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Here we have Sue getting ready to break the gang bang world record as the first bus arrives.
kocedude at 4/21/08 07:38:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1