[quote name=DGK14 time=2008-06-03 04:35:17]lets pull over into a isolated parking lot, and stick my butt out the window like im showing it to cars passing by when im really only showing it to you, teehehehehe[/quote]
lets pull over into a isolated parking lot, and stick my butt out the window like im showing it to cars passing by when im really only showing it to you, teehehehehe
[quote name=kanuspel time=2008-05-12 05:04:10]Women of ASSCAR enter/exit the vehicles through the window, but have to be completely naked. Remember, in ASSCAR, the ASS always cums first![/quote]
Women of ASSCAR enter/exit the vehicles through the window, but have to be completely naked. Remember, in ASSCAR, the ASS always cums first!
[quote name=somedaynow time=2008-05-11 15:23:58]Durring the funeral cerimony for my uncle my brother tapped me on the shoulder.
"Hey, Seriously, I understand Your girlfriend did not want to come and stand out hear with us, but you should really teach her how to opperate the thermostat in your truck."
"Yeah" I agreed. I was getting a little creeped out listening to my dad sing amazing Grace to her when no one else was singing; but that would mean giving her the keys..hmmmm... Dad's got a good voice. It's all good![/quote]
Durring the funeral cerimony for my uncle my brother tapped me on the shoulder.
"Hey, Seriously, I understand Your girlfriend did not want to come and stand out hear with us, but you should really teach her how to opperate the thermostat in your truck."
"Yeah" I agreed. I was getting a little creeped out listening to my dad sing amazing Grace to her when no one else was singing; but that would mean giving her the keys..hmmmm... Dad's got a good voice. It's all good!
[quote name=dargon time=2008-05-11 07:44:19]I saw his bumber sticker read, "Horn broken, watch for finger." but all i got was more honking and no finger. :([/quote]
I saw his bumber sticker read, "Horn broken, watch for finger." but all i got was more honking and no finger. :(
[quote name=Wikidex time=2008-05-10 16:18:27]"Does this truck make my ass look big?"[reply name=H4x time=2008-05-10 04:55:51]You were beat to it from the start.[/reply][/quote]
[quote name=bennis1075 time=2008-05-10 15:38:36]"That's not a knife, THIS is a knife"
"That's not a knife"
"I see you've played Knifey-Poony before"[/quote]
"That's not a knife, THIS is a knife"
"That's not a knife"
"I see you've played Knifey-Poony before"
[quote name=Freelyx time=2008-05-09 13:24:41]"Don't worry baby, no one will see, we just can't stop right now."
"Oh no, did that camera have an S&F logo on it?!"[/quote]
"Don't worry baby, no one will see, we just can't stop right now."
[quote name=Chopin5440 time=2008-05-09 10:13:10]"A yeah, hi. Woody's Tire and Oil service, and on second thought we'll throw in that lube job for free"[/quote]
"A yeah, hi. Woody's Tire and Oil service, and on second thought we'll throw in that lube job for free"
"Hey, Seriously, I understand Your girlfriend did not want to come and stand out hear with us, but you should really teach her how to opperate the thermostat in your truck."
"Yeah" I agreed. I was getting a little creeped out listening to my dad sing amazing Grace to her when no one else was singing; but that would mean giving her the keys..hmmmm... Dad's got a good voice. It's all good!
"That's not a knife"
"I see you've played Knifey-Poony before"
"Oh no, did that camera have an S&F logo on it?!"