Caption Contest 4

Description: You know the drill by now.. This time the winner gets a premium forum upgrade. Have at it S&F captioners!

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Views: 112645 Date: 05/07/08 Favorited: 1

Tags: caption, moon, ass, car

mhelfe19 at 4/5/09 07:41:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Moon over my Rammie.....
poprockssuck at 12/13/08 06:45:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Wow! To keep from ending up like GM, Chrysler and Ford, Dodge sure has stepped up their game.
mhelfe19 replied:
Moon over my Rammie.....
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 12:20:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
how to install a ghetto moon roof for 50 bux and a kit kat
alexharrytaco at 7/31/08 06:43:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

That is a fat fucken ass 26 26. Love it
alexharrytaco at 7/31/08 06:42:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I guess you don 19t have a good side
crowbait at 7/30/08 06:02:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Nice Ram.
phkninja at 6/7/08 02:59:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"does my bum look big in this?"
DGK14 at 6/3/08 04:35:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
lets pull over into a isolated parking lot, and stick my butt out the window like im showing it to cars passing by when im really only showing it to you, teehehehehe
StrikerXZ at 5/26/08 07:03:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Find the truck.
santosn at 5/15/08 08:22:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
if you look long enough, she falls out backwards
effie at 5/14/08 11:36:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Does this Truck make my ass look fat?
Nunbrew at 5/12/08 04:10:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Now it shows up, after the contest is done. This was the 5th time posting this.
Nunbrew at 5/12/08 04:08:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Ram1500-A cunt above the competition.
mOOse at 5/12/08 03:55:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

and the winner is: Throwingcopper55! congrats!
cancer2008 at 5/12/08 11:42:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
its full moon today...
hphuqme at 5/12/08 08:57:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Kiss my naked white ass (hanging out of a Ram during a snowstorm)!
gmailidis at 5/12/08 05:40:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

"Opensource"
kanuspel at 5/12/08 05:04:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Women of ASSCAR enter/exit the vehicles through the window, but have to be completely naked. Remember, in ASSCAR, the ASS always cums first!
somedaynow at 5/11/08 03:23:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Durring the funeral cerimony for my uncle my brother tapped me on the shoulder.
"Hey, Seriously, I understand Your girlfriend did not want to come and stand out hear with us, but you should really teach her how to opperate the thermostat in your truck."
"Yeah" I agreed. I was getting a little creeped out listening to my dad sing amazing Grace to her when no one else was singing; but that would mean giving her the keys..hmmmm... Dad's got a good voice. It's all good!
dargon at 5/11/08 07:44:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I saw his bumber sticker read, "Horn broken, watch for finger." but all i got was more honking and no finger. :(
doug74 at 5/11/08 06:24:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
See? This is where the wild beaver live...
somedaynow at 5/10/08 10:49:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

This is a Dive by... Canadian style
prestonliar at 5/10/08 06:58:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hey Bo! Hey Luke! In here!
lostincentralamerica at 5/10/08 06:44:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Honey are sure this is how you exit the truck!!!!
sknight88 at 5/10/08 05:04:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Yes honey I'll unfreeze the car locks AGAIN!
Wikidex at 5/10/08 04:18:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Does this truck make my ass look big?"
H4x replied:
You were beat to it from the start.
Wikidex at 5/10/08 04:16:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
If you cant Dodge it, Ram it!
bennis1075 at 5/10/08 03:38:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"That's not a knife, THIS is a knife"
"That's not a knife"
"I see you've played Knifey-Poony before"
bennis1075 at 5/10/08 03:37:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Jill had always wanted to have sex in a car at full moon
bennis1075 at 5/10/08 03:35:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Yvette misunderstood when Dan asked her to get eh flash for his camera
jammd05 at 5/10/08 02:02:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Janet had forgotten that Mexican food just didn't agree with her.............
theewizard at 5/10/08 09:25:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Tell me the truth, does this truck make my butt look fat
BIGDBLO at 5/9/08 10:22:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

HONEY, INTERCORSE PENSYLVANIA IS JUST A TOWN
BIGDBLO at 5/9/08 10:13:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

OH LOOK! THATS THE ASSHOLE THAT CUTTED US OFF!!!!
Freelyx at 5/9/08 01:24:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

"Don't worry baby, no one will see, we just can't stop right now."

"Oh no, did that camera have an S&F logo on it?!"
Chopin5440 at 5/9/08 10:13:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"A yeah, hi. Woody's Tire and Oil service, and on second thought we'll throw in that lube job for free"
jcoker at 5/9/08 07:45:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
OOOOOOOOOShit scoot down I see my boyfriend
dwchab at 5/9/08 07:19:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Rectum ? Damn near killed 'em!
dumbcamel replied:
dude, Four Year Strong is the best. I love you now.
naught405 at 5/9/08 06:38:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Grab life by the horns!
crazeekiwi at 5/9/08 04:46:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Car out of production because of high gas emissions.
SXY at 5/9/08 04:36:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"In an attempt to gain even more attention, britney spears climbs out of car window."
RicFusion at 5/9/08 04:16:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Hey Earl, if you look real close at that there picture, theres a freaking truck in the background!!
mikeypoo777 at 5/9/08 02:54:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Duel inlet/outlet inboard/outboard, with twin airbags and soft cussioning.
usmcmickjones at 5/9/08 01:55:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Bark at the Moon...
mmroach641983 at 5/9/08 01:40:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
its not often you see a lunar eclipse in broad day light!!!
Hiker8 at 5/9/08 12:52:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Sorry Bearhunter, I didn't see your caption before I posted mine. Didn't mean to steal your idea.

bearhunter said:
Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear..........
bilal1 at 5/9/08 12:49:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I need to get some air
Hiker8 at 5/9/08 12:49:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Warning!! Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.
ganner221 at 5/9/08 12:40:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

"Fill 'er up!"
droxley at 5/9/08 12:29:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Fully Loaded Interiors
hillbilly5 at 5/9/08 12:04:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
So this is how a seven footer has doggy style.
mcgill83 at 5/8/08 11:58:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Amanda was no longer "prairie dogging it".
geezer1 at 5/8/08 11:45:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Christening the General Lee proved troublesome.
jasads at 5/8/08 11:02:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Can you help me POP this?
jasads replied:
Does it have a head on it?
tickflea at 5/8/08 10:59:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Sally was unaware her husband had run out for smokes while she was flashing
MARKM001 at 5/8/08 10:08:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
DODGE, perfect for when you need to really haul some ass.
sloppy_seconds at 5/8/08 09:57:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

FOR SALE, Due to record high gasoline prices I am forced to sell my ride, my loss is your gain, one owner, low miles, non-smoker, and still has that new car smell. All reasonable offers considered.
sloppy_seconds at 5/8/08 09:55:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

FOR SALE 26Due to record high gasoline prices I 19m forced to sell my ride, my loss is your gain 26 26one owner, low miles, non-smoker, and she still has that new car "girl friend" smell...!!
All reasonable offers considered.
Dio737 at 5/8/08 08:56:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

lesson no.1 for getting free food at a drivethru
mdmoore at 5/8/08 08:20:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
waaaasssssaaaaaaaappp????
mdmoore at 5/8/08 08:20:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! you need to get my best side for the picture! Here it is!!!!
Chris1972 at 5/8/08 07:34:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

That's one way to keep the flys out.
CrazyFireman at 5/8/08 06:48:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
This Truck comes with 3 fully functioning Back doors, for easy access to all your Shit!
G3tl4id at 5/8/08 06:39:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
WOMAN: So, You really can get tanned faster at a higher speed?
POLICE OFFICER: Yes madam.
pussyCat at 5/8/08 06:19:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
That was some wild sex... let me cool off a bit...
dreifort at 5/8/08 06:09:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Police officer: "Mam, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Woman driver: "You wanted to assss me a few questions?"
InfernalPenguin at 5/8/08 06:02:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
what happens when a blonde locks her keys out of her car on a hot day.
fetouche at 5/8/08 05:45:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 
Man, you should get your truck to a mechanic. There's a huge crack in the window!
rooferick at 5/8/08 05:20:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Nike's new ad campaign. JUST DO ME
grdigits at 5/8/08 04:58:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Look how they're driving? what an asshole!
jd71 at 5/8/08 04:52:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
" The latest in environmentally friendly Gas Powered cars "
uberfresh at 5/8/08 04:32:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
New definition of rear-view mirror.
Zuckermanx at 5/8/08 04:31:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I thought little red riding hood was supposed to leave a trail of breadcrumbs?
Omghello at 5/8/08 04:28:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
New Flash: We've got reports from all over town. Mafia Kingpins have turned to a new form of ASSassination. Here's a shot from the scene at Resting Peaceful Care Home as a young assassin does a drive by, literally WIPING out 17 gentlemen, all over the age of 70, with her ass. Police say they cannot get anyone to testify for fear of the Mafia retaliation. Although, reports suggest over 30,000 photo's have surfaced on the internet.
wickee at 5/8/08 03:35:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hey!!! Ram this!!
chelu at 5/8/08 03:34:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?........
sugarape at 5/8/08 03:09:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
GET OUT OF THE CAR BRITNEY...
sorrel at 5/8/08 03:04:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Some bum's stolen my car
redneckgator000 at 5/8/08 02:38:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

No we cant stop at the rest area like normal people you might loose some precious driving time!!
foreplayfun at 5/8/08 01:47:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Time for the moonshine run again dear
ok I'll get ready then
um I meant the grog, ahh never mind, at least it'll take the cops focus off the grog :D
akanives replied:
no... draws attention to the vehicle and you get pulled over for one of 2 reasons. cops wanna get a closer look. or the cops gay or straight female and doesnt like it and wants to arrest
akanives at 5/8/08 01:12:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
all our hookers now have eftpos. just one swipe and your set for the night.
thats one of the many advantages for our customers at drive-by-hookers
AnonymousWarrior at 5/8/08 12:25:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Someday I'll get a perfume then I won't have to sit like this in long journey.
kirouki at 5/8/08 12:01:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

It was then, Billy realised Cheryl liked anal a lil TOO much! :p
Raitei_Kazuo at 5/8/08 11:36:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
That's right, I lost another bet.....I have to drive this doge ram for the rest of the WEEK!
somedaynow at 5/8/08 11:29:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

"Hello 911... er there is a beaver in my truck what should it do?... hu hu Lure it out with some wood?... er.. okay... I'll try that thanks."
somedaynow at 5/8/08 11:25:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Dealer "... So how did the test drive go?"
Customer " I like the look, but it was a bit of bitch to get it out of second gear"
somedaynow at 5/8/08 11:06:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

okay... you called shot gun and you did beat me to the truck... but you don't have to be such a bad winner about it.
Bowler296 at 5/8/08 11:03:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Look at it this way at least she's not drunk driving
somedaynow at 5/8/08 11:02:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

"Listen You ... I said get your ass out my truck not.... er... never mind..."
somedaynow at 5/8/08 10:59:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Now The Ram 1500 sucks on gas, drives like a pig, steers like a cow, But MAN! You going to love the Air Bags. It will take the sting out of any accident!
Korgly at 5/8/08 10:41:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Snow White and Jack Frost had it cumming!
PhD at 5/8/08 10:23:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

"Maybe we should get a new car, you look like an ass in that Dodge..."
dramabirdyx at 5/8/08 09:32:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

This gives a whole new meaning to drive-thru service.
JohnnyBoyX at 5/8/08 09:07:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I wonder if this'll get my ass on sexy and funny...
sam d scorpion at 5/8/08 08:52:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Thats an Asstonishing Ride :D
ford_racing at 5/8/08 08:47:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Look mum...its the new redneck weather station
lemoncurry at 5/8/08 08:44:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
They told me never to hang my arms out the window because they could be torn off. They said not to hold my head out the window or bugs could get in my eyes and mouth. To all those people who told me I was nuts to drive around with my dick hanging out the window, behold my holy grail!
santosn at 5/8/08 08:14:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
new style "for sale" sign
KOLAKOLA at 5/8/08 08:10:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Mobile fart sprey !
icannotbme at 5/8/08 07:52:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
dodge ram $15,000-$20,000
gas 4.50 a gallon
naked hooker with her snatch hanging out the window?-priceless
for everything els theres STDS
FupDuck24 at 5/8/08 07:40:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
In about 15 minutes we can find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-ho pop.
FupDuck24 replied:
Guess what flavor the center is ;)
FupDuck24 at 5/8/08 07:38:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
And here I thought peaches were a summer crop.
santosn at 5/8/08 07:36:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Is that a june bug?
FupDuck24 at 5/8/08 07:36:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
You know, I may have to take back all thoes comments I made about the "idiots" who plastered there cars with the bumper sticker "Ski naked! Put some color on your cheeks."
FourLegged at 5/8/08 07:29:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I asked my husband what kind of tip I should give the parking lot attendant and he scoffed and said 1CFuck him."
E_Man.86 at 5/8/08 07:26:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 
Looks like 6 more weeks of winter!
Seifer X at 5/8/08 07:22:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
She won't have any problems getting quick "roadside assistance".
bennis1075 at 5/8/08 07:11:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

One more beaver freed into the sanctuary
brianbrianbrian at 5/8/08 07:04:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

brianbrianbrian said:
truck for sale comes with - air conditioning - cd player - heating - hot chick that moons people for you - anti break and much more! email for details "NO need to do it yourself,

destroy the last senatce
brianbrianbrian at 5/8/08 07:01:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

truck for sale
comes with
- air conditioning
- cd player
- heating
- hot chick that moons people for you
- anti break
and much more!
email for details
brianbrianbrian at 5/8/08 07:01:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

truck for sale
comes with
- air conditioning
- cd player
- heating
- hot chick that moons people for you
- anti break
and much more!
email for details
"NO need to do it yourself,
tce-sparky at 5/8/08 06:56:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

CAUTION: Objects In This Mirror May Be Closer Than You Think!!!
AmVet at 5/8/08 06:48:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Dodge Ram $35,000
Tank of gas $100.00
Showing off your GF and making every one wish they were you: Priceless
cheebamonkeysox at 5/8/08 06:43:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

I'd say it's about 36 or 37 degrees outside.
DraconH at 5/8/08 06:22:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
nascars attempt to get non-rednecks to watch

hey dan is the ass 500 on or is it the titadaga?
bob2010 at 5/8/08 06:17:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
This adds a whole new meaning to the term "drive-by shooting"
korkskrew at 5/8/08 06:16:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Never mind honey, I don't need a rest stop anymore.
SXY at 5/8/08 05:45:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Britney Spears climbing in car window.
csta at 5/8/08 05:41:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

the difference between a bitch and a dumb bitch? the bitch at least knows its head from its ass.


for those of you who still didn't catch on yet, I was refering to a dog... and with that, refer to sentence one.
tdheynes at 5/8/08 05:35:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

The opportunity's just right for man to land another module on this moon...
.roderickviolece. at 5/8/08 05:29:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Pissing out the window, and shitting out the window, ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!
gunmanso at 5/8/08 05:21:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

... and the phrase 'frigid ass' was born.
nward15 at 5/8/08 05:18:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
oh yeah!! Ginger how the Hell have you been?!?
lickingherlips at 5/8/08 05:15:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
number one cause of vehicle fatalities. . . . . gas leaks
moose_29 at 5/8/08 05:00:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I've told you a million times Stacie,That is not what they mean by Rectal Thermometer... Now get your ass back in the window!
oldfrog at 5/8/08 04:48:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Ok Honey. I said turn on the Flashers, not flash your's!
venny at 5/8/08 04:37:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
these woods are lovely dark and deep but i have miles to go before i sleep,
friendle at 5/8/08 04:37:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
When her husband suggested that they go turkey hunting in the woods, she assumed that if she spread herself in public, her husband would gobble it up. When she saw the barrel of his shot gun, she got extremely turned on. Then she watched him walk into the woods....
luv4pr0n at 5/8/08 04:15:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Quick you roll up the window and we'll take turns!
mishtar at 5/8/08 04:15:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
thats one way to make a cop let u off on a warning
mishtar at 5/8/08 04:14:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
i told u taco bell was a bad idea...
mishtar at 5/8/08 04:14:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 
DODGE RAM:dodge the father RAM the daughter =]
shower9908 at 5/8/08 04:14:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Bob Barker - "Hole in ONE or TWO!"
PVF at 5/8/08 04:08:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
If you can see pubes, you're too close!
Matt5937 at 5/8/08 04:04:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Driver : i told u i wasnt stopping u should have gone before we left
Cheda at 5/8/08 04:00:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Free dingleberries come and get it!!!!
jlippold at 5/8/08 03:56:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
To pay toll, deposit $.35 in slot. No loitering.
mikelbaron at 5/8/08 03:45:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
This is the last known picture of Mary alive, as shortly after this was taken, she took her "seat" on the gear shifter, started bucking wildly, put the truck in gear, and went over the cliff. I tragic accident to a lovely female just looking for a ride.
bennis1075 at 5/8/08 03:44:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Linda learned three things that day:
1) Wind resistance is bad
2) She has a big arse
3) Getting sucked out of a window arse-first hurts.
blunt4687 at 5/8/08 03:37:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
you gotta air dry that shit
crash2point2 at 5/8/08 03:36:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Remember Butt...I mean Biff two coats of wax...TWO COATS DAMN IT!!!
TheWalkinDude at 5/8/08 03:23:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Today in an unprecidented act of road rage Jennifer decided to show an impolite driver just how big an asshole he really was.
survfoot_2006 at 5/8/08 03:13:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I told you if you didn't pull over I'd shit right out the god damned window!
Throwingcopper55 at 5/8/08 02:56:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+18 

Oh my God! Is that a hemi?
Thewall5pf replied:
Hahaha lol. Thats hilarious, your definitely the winner!
panfold replied:
I laughed my ass off when i read this. Nice one dude.
Chase5 replied:
We have a winner!!!! I laughed so hard after reading that one.
mOOse replied:
congrats on winning the premium!
1Retenderdepren at 5/8/08 02:52:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Daddy, will you wipe me?
SuperAlly at 5/8/08 02:50:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

I may be a tramp, but you're the one staring :)
chomz2 at 5/8/08 02:26:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I thought I smelt a Hemi!!
soadivine at 5/8/08 02:15:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Ooooo look......a Truck!!!
soulcoughing at 5/8/08 02:13:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+11 
if you cant Dodge it.....RAM IT!
soadivine replied:
lmfao..thats funny
panfold replied:
Reply to soulcoughing:
Contivity at 5/8/08 02:04:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Tanning Salon - For the MOON-y winter days
dwchab at 5/8/08 01:35:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I'm sorry M'am, but could you please speak up? You sound like shit through our drive-thru microphone.
Krumm1214 at 5/8/08 01:32:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 

Ass, gas, or grass, no one rides for free
Lt. Dan replied:
HA HA HA!!

I was gonna post this if someone hadn't all ready...

Well done!
eoneon at 5/8/08 01:19:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

You keep 'em occupied while I hotwire the car...
danny1000 at 5/8/08 01:19:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Well, we have to pay the toll somehow!
omerojs at 5/8/08 01:18:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
ATTENTION, THIS IS THE POLICE, PULL OVER OR WE WILL SHOOT
teechurgye at 5/8/08 12:56:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
When a carwash becomes a bidet!
Pele_02 at 5/8/08 12:56:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
This one is for mythbusters:

"if your pussy is wet and it touches metal - will it stick?"
Booyah at 5/8/08 12:45:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
HeyHo at 5/8/08 12:42:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Oooops, I left the other door open."
xanprime at 5/8/08 12:27:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Sally was taking the concept of a trucker's tan to a whole new level.
sexyback84 at 5/8/08 12:19:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I'm trying to read my tattoo on my lower back in the mirror, and the "Oh Shit" handles are for safety!
trashuk at 5/8/08 12:17:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
i told you to buy a port-a-loo....handle me the tissues will you dear
FourLegged at 5/8/08 12:17:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

I asked to see what was in your GLOVE box.
helladan at 5/8/08 12:16:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Look ma, no hand!!!
kired247 at 5/8/08 12:16:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
guys this isnt funny thats my fucking mom!
FourLegged at 5/8/08 12:14:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Hey Pope! Look over here!
TotalRecall at 5/8/08 12:13:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Need a ride?
bonesdth at 5/8/08 12:09:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
YOU SAID TO CRACK THE WINDOW!!!!
coffeevamp8 at 5/8/08 12:06:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

moon drive was the best place in town
coffeevamp8 at 5/8/08 12:05:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

the moon fell on the road and left an angel
tdmosk at 5/7/08 11:55:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Unfortunately, doing this to the drive through speaker + camera at Wendy's didn't help them get the order any faster
Gropeadope at 5/7/08 11:55:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The doctor would have just frozen my warts off anyway, and this way is free!
buddy_1 at 5/7/08 11:47:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
This is what happens, when the radio plays "I see a bad moon rising"....
jimguess at 5/7/08 11:39:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
A man and his wife were driving on a road trip and were on an empty stretch of road. The wife complained to her husband that she needed to go to the bathroom very badly, but there were no rest stops in sight. The husband said, 1CJust stick your ass out the window and let fly. 1D She did so. Just at that instant they passed a billboard behind which were two motorcycle policemen waiting for speeders. The load hit one policeman right in the face. He began to wipe his face and complain, 1CMan! That is one stinking big wad of tobacco! 1D The other policeman said, 1CYou think that was bad? You should have seen the JAWS on that sucker! 1D
oZ at 5/7/08 11:35:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Sorry officer i can finde my wallet , can u take a lock ?
hotshooter-19 at 5/7/08 11:26:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
bomber 1 to bomber2 open bay door 2 and prepare to release!!!!!!
megabyteme at 5/7/08 11:18:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Two girls, one truck.
The unseen jellybean at 5/7/08 11:13:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

blondes do have more fun ;)
00giewaggies at 5/7/08 11:11:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
"Though tonight's conditions will be foggy, a full moon will be visible in many areas..."
KillBillsDsl at 5/7/08 11:04:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Lesser known out-take from Speed:

Sandra Bullock: "I don't care that we cant slow down - Im prairie dogging it!"
soccerguy at 5/7/08 11:02:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

This just in, a distracted driver caused a 15 car pile up on I-95.
lukenn at 5/7/08 10:58:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"In the event of a crash, lean out the window and kiss my ass goodbye"
boboss4 at 5/7/08 10:53:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"lets see how many people i can get to look at my ass honey"
11, 12, 13 14, 15...150, 151, 152, 153, 154
dreifort at 5/7/08 10:51:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Earl's Street Girls Taxi Cab company... we guarantee our cabs are the cleanest in Kentucky!
nasa geek at 5/7/08 10:38:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
This daring new sex position has REALLY spiced up our love life
Big Mike at 5/7/08 10:37:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

I can't believe I have to wash my ass in the carwash...
TotalRecall at 5/7/08 10:36:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"I told you I could fit my fat ass out of the window!"
p4lad1n2000 at 5/7/08 10:34:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Random Driver: Oh shi! (*splat*)
Jak83 at 5/7/08 10:33:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Is it night time already?
daredvlspidey at 5/7/08 10:30:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

[ Jenny's idea for the "drive by whore" will change the world of prostitution forever ]
Zyphus at 5/7/08 10:28:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
It's amazing how big the moon is out here in the country
TotalRecall at 5/7/08 10:27:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
They don't call it a tramp stamp for nothing.
sidblood at 5/7/08 10:12:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Man has the price for a tank of gas gone up
swampass at 5/7/08 10:07:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

I've never been to a drive-thru proctologist before.
dropboxman006 at 5/7/08 10:02:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Honey, is this how you "Turn the other cheek?"
RBK at 5/7/08 09:53:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

So, that`s where you put the gas pump...
Icefalcon at 5/7/08 09:52:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Bear in mind some of the features are optional extras and will cost more than the standard model sir!
bigbuddy at 5/7/08 09:49:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
honey, that man just took a picture of my ass, i told u we should have pulled over so i can go to the bathroom
DoubleD at 5/7/08 09:45:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Honey...I told you that wasnt the take out that was stinking up my truck!
KaNDyMaNN at 5/7/08 09:40:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta go right now!
rock123 at 5/7/08 09:36:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Well, if you won't let me fart inside the truck.........
zlt at 5/7/08 09:28:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
DRIVE-BY STREAKING!
ILuvAllGirls at 5/7/08 09:26:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Ouch! Don't laugh. You never got your lips stuck to metal before!!!
ILuvAllGirls at 5/7/08 09:23:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Hey I know it says "Objects closer than they appear" but come closer, your dick is not THAT long...
ILuvAllGirls at 5/7/08 09:18:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

RAM it in!
Alastair05 at 5/7/08 09:09:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"I'M PRAIRIE DOGGIN' IT"
tml100 at 5/7/08 09:09:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"What do you think? Do I need to wear a little more or is this enough?"
mdmoore at 5/7/08 08:58:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
excuse me... does this smell like tuna??
may at 5/7/08 08:56:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

what?? its on cruise control
mdmoore at 5/7/08 08:54:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
unbeknown to Julie, she was about to be a victim of the largest rear-ender in history.
CSRobe02 at 5/7/08 08:49:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+11 
"In an evident case of road rage, Mary uniquely found a new way to call the driver next to her an asshole."
wantmore54 replied:
Best one yet
Letroll replied:
Awesome
birdsonthebat at 5/7/08 08:41:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Does that thing got a HEMI in it?"
sean&Cass at 5/7/08 08:39:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Air conditioning my arse :-)
kgnwayne at 5/7/08 08:20:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
oop's, does my arse look good in this
kgnwayne at 5/7/08 08:20:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
err excuse me' does my arsw look good in this
badgeraddict at 5/7/08 08:15:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

'...But darling, won't I bang my head...?'
bearhunter at 5/7/08 08:14:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear..........
sleepneat at 5/7/08 08:09:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Hey, bring that bucket just a little closer.......
cfeuer1 at 5/7/08 08:08:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
See? the ass is always whiter on the other side.
Sherlock Holmes at 5/7/08 08:06:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Guys, ever seen hairs parted so neatly?
andyels at 5/7/08 08:04:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Well, the truck is called a RAM . . ."
andyels at 5/7/08 08:03:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Unfortunately, this blond didn't understand when her boyfriend told her to back out of the driveway. . .
joeyporterjr at 5/7/08 07:52:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
BUTT of course i do have some Grey Poupon!!
gaulstaf at 5/7/08 07:52:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
If those Dukes of Hazzard boys can use the window why can't I ?!
teh question at 5/7/08 07:49:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

As they were passed by a busload of future priests, Jane Decided to show them what they'd be missing.
dubsdubber at 5/7/08 07:46:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
How'd I wipe?
H4x at 5/7/08 07:45:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+8 

Doubting her husbands comment that "Its so cold you'll freeze your ass off!", Mary decided to put it to the test!
x101 at 5/7/08 07:44:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

"I wana air-dry that shit..."
hobbes19 at 5/7/08 07:44:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
no we can't stop for that, just use the window!
iakrana at 5/7/08 07:43:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
When the sidemirrors get foggy, try an asswipe!
sinisterhand at 5/7/08 07:38:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 

"Does this truck make my ass look big?"
daredvlspidey replied:
2 ppl have already stole your idea, sorry bout that...im reppin you tho :)

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