Caption Contest 6
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Sexy:

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Views: 118364 Date: 06/24/08 Favorited: 0

tobasco7 at 7/27/11 07:44:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Your implants are falling out!!
madmax929 at 12/3/08 09:32:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
gravity
ironeagle at 9/23/08 04:58:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Omg! her implants came out and knocked the man behind me out! Is there a doctor around?
vidd187 at 9/1/08 07:50:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

hey I thought they were handles
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 12:05:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
haha everyones to busy talking about the guy with his hands on the girls tits to notice the 3rd guy giving himself a blow job
rhinooo11 at 7/31/08 07:34:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I hope if this log sinks that this flotation device will work or else i'm screwed
alexharrytaco at 7/31/08 06:38:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Does this make you wet?
alexharrytaco at 7/31/08 06:36:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Don 19t worry I 19m a doctor
mOOse at 7/6/08 04:11:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Baconator wins with +11!
Caius_Merlyn at 7/6/08 08:15:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
You two really are the worst twins ever!
ledoux at 7/4/08 05:27:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
She has the only air bags i trust
philipl at 7/3/08 11:28:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Spot the black dude
benevolentbalaji at 6/30/08 04:54:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
D BEST SAFETY DEVICE!!! :)
EXCITINGLY SAFE N SOFT!!! Whooo....
andrewkard at 6/30/08 10:51:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
dude ths isnt my car
steelcityrabbit at 6/30/08 07:11:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Is two hands on the titties really worth more than one hand in the bush?
Kahlil at 6/30/08 03:48:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

He leaned his head closer and heard their screams:

"When the log rolls over we'll all be dead!"
mongojr at 6/29/08 04:17:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Keep your hands on the breasts in front of you at all times while the ride is in motion.
asshead at 6/28/08 10:40:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
In case of emergency my tits can be used as a floatation device
mido dido at 6/28/08 09:39:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
i'll fell down. i'll fell down. i'll fell down.
i'll fell.... ahhhhhhhh... i'm cumiiiiiiiing
mightywhite at 6/28/08 07:21:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Honest Honey I was just making sure your sister felt safe.
ShadowKnightX at 6/28/08 05:07:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
This ride was designed to promote the "hands on" approach.
Jetsyankee28 at 6/28/08 04:52:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"The NEW Steering Wheels on the log flume have guys riding all day long."
puckdad at 6/28/08 12:22:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
These Handles Don't Seem To Be Big Enough
blahblahblah23 at 6/28/08 07:35:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Flume rides...a sure fire way to get her wet on the first date!
opaldawg at 6/28/08 06:19:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Remember to hold on tight to all of your valuables during the ride, and for water rides make sure you have your flotation devices ready in case of emergency
dtennisman at 6/28/08 12:27:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Try Cialis today, for your MALE ENHANCEMENT
s3jondoe at 6/27/08 06:50:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
(while the young male thought he was getting the "goods", the guy male behind him was getting the "goods" of the young males ass.)............................ I CAN HELP IT this is not part of my caption this is my comment.... LMAO
tml100 at 6/27/08 04:20:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"I told you don't forget to say cheese for the camera!"
"Oh, I thought you said don't forget, you may squeeze for the camera!"
effie at 6/27/08 02:21:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
If you squeeze them hard enough the guy behind you blacks out1
BG Boobs at 6/27/08 01:51:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Weeeeeeeeee
chris_ at 6/27/08 08:54:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

The log ride doesn't actually offer pictures, Steve just staged that as proof.
Oh, and the fair never really came to town.
spillerm at 6/27/08 07:26:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Dude i swear, I totally made it to second base on the first date.
bob_marley29 at 6/27/08 06:13:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
AHHHHHHHH! There Fake.
mikelbaron at 6/27/08 05:07:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I swear I had to hold on to them, the g-force created from this ride was about to cause a major collision between your breasts and my forehead. I did it for both of our sakes!!
cybermaster at 6/27/08 02:47:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
WOW! ON THIS RIDE WET DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!!!!THANKS WISHING STAR AND SMALL GRASSHOPPER.
skiptek at 6/27/08 02:24:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
OH MY GOD THIS RIDE IS SOOO SCARY! PLEASE STOP . . . . wait, nevermind.
FIREWIRE at 6/27/08 12:01:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
IVE GOT MY FLOATS!!! GET YOUR OWN
solardragox at 6/26/08 11:41:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Before the ride......

GIRL, "Hey, hold on to me and make sure I don't fall out."

GUY. "SUUUURE THING *evil grin."
solardragox at 6/26/08 11:39:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
This doesn't feel like the......OH HELL YEA
LouSal at 6/26/08 10:19:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Until this photo appeared on the net, Natalie's election as PTA president seemed inevitable.
alanmoi at 6/26/08 07:32:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
For those who cant afford a Wonderbra, we present The WonderBRAT.
LLK at 6/26/08 06:41:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
nobody ever notices the disappearing black man in the 3rd seat
hyrule472 at 6/26/08 06:10:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
And then he woke up... in the hospital.
RevengeOfTheNerd at 6/26/08 06:02:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Girl: This ride is fast, so when it starts, better grab hold of something!
Chris1972 at 6/26/08 05:36:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

This is the last photo taken before his body was found.
NAVRET88 at 6/26/08 05:10:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
ME, TOO! ME, TOO!
Picture_Fool at 6/26/08 05:10:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

This is the last known picture and key evidence in the murder of Bob "the grabber" Murphy.
johnkeltgen at 6/26/08 04:49:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Guy: Alright! This is SURE to circulate on the 'net, now I can stay in the closet a few more years!!!
Girl being grabbed: Ummmm, you're SO not fooling anyone.
Other Girl: Yeah, like, everyone already knows WE'RE gay!
Girl being grabbed: Yeah, we can get this experience at home... Two hot chicks with a fake dick in between them.
boobs r us at 6/26/08 04:01:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
i didnt pay a lot of money to just look at them
jamiedow at 6/26/08 02:56:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
If i'm grabbing her tits and the girl at the back has one hand up and one on the rail....who's grabbing my ass?
jamiedow at 6/26/08 02:53:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Mexican wave!!!!!

Gotcha!
jamiedow at 6/26/08 02:50:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
Ride Restrictions:
Must be at least 44 inches (112 cm) tall to ride.
For safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, heart, back, or neck problems, motion sickness, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure. Expectant mothers should not ride.
Women should wear a bra to prevent concussion caused by high speed breast movement **

**We can provide asssistance with this if required, please see a member of staff.
tickleguy at 6/26/08 10:23:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Wow do not look at the sun you will go blind!
Lorok at 6/26/08 07:59:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Please hold tight on all handholds available please.
lovetap17 at 6/26/08 07:50:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Raise your hand if you thing I am a huge Douche bag.
eflynt at 6/26/08 07:25:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Tommy found the ride comfortable, but hard to steer.
CreamSoda at 6/26/08 06:59:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Jimmy was upgrading the log ride from water to milk.
CreamSoda at 6/26/08 06:58:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Got Milk
oldfrog at 6/26/08 04:45:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Miss Jones is great. Best High School field trip ever.
wantmore54 at 6/26/08 03:35:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
To inflate your life preservers firmly lift and squeeze. If automtic inflation does not occur you can manually infllate by blowing on the pink ends...
friendle at 6/26/08 03:22:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
If you think this was a fun log ride, just wait until we get on dry land!
dewboy at 6/26/08 03:20:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Two Tickets To Amusement Park: $90.00
Two hot dogs and two cokes: $20.00
Money spent in fifty cent increments to wing a stuffed bear: $35.00
Getting a free feel on the log ride: Priceless
big bender at 6/26/08 03:16:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
WARNING: This ride will get you wet.
salemblues at 6/26/08 02:47:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Alright. I surrender!
NoRespect at 6/26/08 02:06:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Handles like a Porche."
oc2233 at 6/26/08 01:42:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hands: Keeping boobs dry since 1855


*Sorry, I had a typo on the last one
oc2233 at 6/26/08 01:41:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hans: Keeping boobs dry since 1855
TexasKnight at 6/26/08 01:36:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
rock123 at 6/26/08 01:19:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

As Chrissy looks at the picture she doesn't recall that the security bar, that looked oddly like a man, didn't have a smile on it's face when she lowered it to start the ride.
blaneone at 6/26/08 12:52:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Are they real
or are they
mammorex
mightywhite at 6/26/08 12:16:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Guy: these are 3rd best tits in all of Kazacstan
Girl in back: A high five....
Girl in front: Wooohooo
windstlkr at 6/25/08 09:48:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Theme park hat for your nephew......$11.50
Log flume ride tickets.......................$10.00
Double handful of tits.......................Priceless
bigboi17 at 6/25/08 09:10:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
i told you it was more fun when you put your hands up
Dudicus at 6/25/08 09:04:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
'I've got a loverly set of coconuts'
Cerulean at 6/25/08 08:15:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"You think this is bad, you should see what the guy behind ME is doing..."
Cerulean at 6/25/08 08:13:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"In case of a water landing, please grab the nearest flotation devices..."
dewboy at 6/25/08 08:07:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Wet T-shirts show EVERYthing and I didn't want Tom to think I was leading him on.
dewboy at 6/25/08 08:07:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
People finally know why Sharon was dating that blind guy.
dewboy at 6/25/08 08:05:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
If cars had seatbelt like these, more people would wear them.
dewboy at 6/25/08 08:04:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Now that's what I call a Fastpass.
iakrana at 6/25/08 08:01:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Tits or GTFO!
alfalfa140 at 6/25/08 07:38:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

who's riding the log the people on the ride or the girl in front?
grdigits at 6/25/08 07:22:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Get my hands on up??? I thought you said get my hard on up.
cybermaster at 6/25/08 06:17:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
honey let be be supportive and keep you snug.
woahimawesome at 6/25/08 05:50:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Girl in Back: Look Ma One Hand
Girl in Front: Look Ma No Hands
Guy in Middle: Dont Look Ma Two Hands
wickee at 6/25/08 04:40:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
You are about to get really wet.
blunt4687 at 6/25/08 04:03:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
warning: log ride travels so fast may cause spontaneous black holes.
Bronzethumb at 6/25/08 03:37:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 
See! See! I have touched a real boob! I've got photos and everything!
castleman at 6/25/08 02:58:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Please hold onto all flotation devices while riding...
sir acidic at 6/25/08 02:47:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
dont panic sis. i got ya ;)
Or-D at 6/25/08 02:37:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

The hell with it we're gonna die anyway
heavenscloud1 at 6/25/08 02:04:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

well at least this ride came with air bags!
Longshot1998 at 6/25/08 01:36:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
You should see what he grabs on the Roller Coaster!!!
InfernalPenguin at 6/25/08 01:27:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
one good log ride deserves another.
Big Mike at 6/25/08 01:05:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

This is my first breast exam at an amusement park.....
Rambosho at 6/25/08 12:15:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
OH MY GOD! i hope these impact protectors i just paid for work!!!
somedaynow at 6/25/08 11:15:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

At the new playboy six flags they have the hooter log ride. You can steer it down the water this way. They have one that the ladies can enjoy but the guy is facing lower and the other way and you steer by yanking on the guys ears.
bweenie at 6/25/08 11:09:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Okey Dokey Doctor Jones! Hold on to your potato!
somedaynow at 6/25/08 11:05:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Why oh why do only gay men get away with this kind of stunt? Please explain!
Siph at 6/25/08 10:13:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
So THATS where they were hiding the weapons of mass destruction!
Cheda at 6/25/08 10:01:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
if you look at the black kid behind the man, hes obviously thinking
"damn crackas and thier fake bressesses"
somedaynow at 6/25/08 09:57:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

This isn't Funny! If you ever rode on one of these rides you know you are
1. Broke, because the damn ride that lasted 1 min cost you a mint for all those tickets for her, her friend and you.
2. Deaf. For at least an hour from all that stupid screaming she does all through the ride.
3. Sick. She couldn't finish her greasy corn dog and gave it to you before the ride.
4. Looking like a dork. Because after you stand up from your wet seat you look like some retard that has been tickled too much.

This is the only enjoyment a guy gets out these rides. There should be a law that allows for this!
somedaynow at 6/25/08 09:39:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I propose this.
If there is a sexy woman riding your croch in any type of amusement ride your are allowed to cop a feel.
Man law?
bjangles93 at 6/25/08 09:33:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Look But Don't Touch Doesn't Always Apply
somedaynow at 6/25/08 09:29:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

If the unlikly event of a water entry, your girlfriend's new breasts can be used as a floation devise.
somedaynow at 6/25/08 09:27:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Son, I would agree that is a cool trick to pull on a chick... but that's your sister!
somedaynow at 6/25/08 09:26:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Doctor Doug believes that a breast exams should be a fun experience.
PALRAPPY226 at 6/25/08 09:22:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Park News: New safety harness on log flume ensures fun for all ages!
themasta at 6/25/08 08:55:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
I said "hold on tight" not "hold on tit" you birdbrain!
theewizard at 6/25/08 08:47:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Honey, when i ask you to keep me from falling out, thats NOT what i meant !
Kakapulugy at 6/25/08 08:43:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
There was NO WAY I was going to risk these babies getting hurt!
E_Man.86 at 6/25/08 08:34:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
The REAL happiest place on Earth.
dm0ney at 6/25/08 08:17:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
After the ride...

"I thought we were going to crash so I wanted to die happy!"
hippydog at 6/25/08 08:14:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Really honey! I need to do this for safety reasons!
Angelus10 at 6/25/08 08:06:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
'Now comes free with every log ride'
The Godfather at 6/25/08 07:52:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Ride is about to start, fasten your boobs.... err.... belts
The Godfather at 6/25/08 07:51:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Yeah baby... ride 'em up.
solardragox at 6/25/08 07:41:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
ahhhh I'm scared
bennis1075 at 6/25/08 07:37:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Afraid of the imminent impact, Rick wanted to make sure the airbags were working
bennis1075 at 6/25/08 07:34:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

While Dan was exploring his heterosexual side, he wished he'd noticed the guy checking out his arse
devil at 6/25/08 07:33:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

The new and improved wonder bra.
ghg at 6/25/08 07:12:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
In case of an emergency, grab the nearest floatation device and hold on until further assistance arrives
deadscot at 6/25/08 07:11:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
In the case of a water landing, floatation devices may be found in the seat in front of you.
jsrf325 at 6/25/08 07:10:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
My harness isn't working i'm gonna hold onto your boobs so I don't fall out.
tutusinghsohi at 6/25/08 07:09:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

good thing i told her to pack those along just for times like this...
dreifort at 6/25/08 07:02:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I'm Hanz, he's Franz....urrr, the guy with the big black spot on his face..wait, he's black and there is a black airbrush job on his head - that's racial! hey!...that's not right dude... that's Franz man!

.. and we're here to PUMP YOU UP!
dreifort at 6/25/08 06:56:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
High five Suzie... I got this D-bag to grab my tits! I win the bet!
josezubkowski@hotmail.com at 6/25/08 06:51:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
ill grab your tits, you ride on my log, this fucker behind be in jizzing in my ass. im getting the action today baby
masterx33 at 6/25/08 06:44:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I knew I should have went the extra five bucks for waterproofs...
pussyCat at 6/25/08 06:43:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
They say these rides are dangerous... so I'm checking your breasts for tumors.
Evil-Genius at 6/25/08 06:38:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Who knew amusement park rides had cupholders?
tce-sparky at 6/25/08 06:30:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

This is the Breast -- err Best ride ever!!
Reaeaeaeaeaer at 6/25/08 06:18:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Who the fuck is this behind me?
Superfly4279 at 6/25/08 06:15:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
All the aspects of a good porno - Boob Grabbing/ Wet T-Shirts/ Log Riding & a RANDOM BLACK MAN!
dramabirdyx at 6/25/08 06:12:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Nice, that was my first thought.
csta at 6/25/08 06:07:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

well, I'm going to jail from killing the guy in back of me, might as well get some action before action comes to me...
Jetsyankee28 at 6/25/08 05:58:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I will Tell my Fellers at bowling that I am not gay, and I have da proof!
paulnewman at 6/25/08 05:28:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
THE LOG RIDE
...why dont they ever grab our logs?
RicFusion at 6/25/08 05:23:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

The newest ride at Six Flags, guaranteed to get you some boobie or your next visit is FREE!!
lancereq at 6/25/08 04:38:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Most intense foreplay ever
crash2point2 at 6/25/08 04:04:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
HAND CHECK PLEASE!!! What is the second gentleman doing with his hands???
Sebas at 6/25/08 04:02:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Wonderbra G Force Defying Series : The ultimate bra for all extreme sports! Holding em' nice and tight!
manimtheman247 at 6/25/08 03:58:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
they felt like... sand bags
123445 at 6/25/08 03:54:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Blast! I was sure this was where she hid that money!
bennis1075 at 6/25/08 03:53:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

After buying Sarah a cheap bra, John thought that this was the best way to be a supportive boyfriend
bennis1075 at 6/25/08 03:50:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

As a wise man once said: Women are like opportunities, grasp them while they're in reach.
tmuchinfo at 6/25/08 03:41:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
They even feel real at high speed.
jdub1822 at 6/25/08 03:33:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+8 
5 minutes before this photo was taken....

Girl: "I call the front seat"

Guy: "Bullshit!...you always get the fr...actually never mind...you go ahead and take the front."

Girl: "Really? You'll let me have it? That's so nice of you."

Guy: "We'll see if you're still saying that after the ride"

Girl: "What?"

Guy: "Nothing...forget it."
Eduardo47 at 6/25/08 03:18:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

keep all arms ,legs, and HANDS inside the vehicle at all times. Please enjoy the ride!
rdavid at 6/25/08 03:07:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Look Mom two hands!!
SENTYNEL at 6/25/08 02:55:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Good GOD Sis!!!....Are there REAL????
puploi at 6/25/08 02:46:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I'm a FUNNY pervert!
omerojs at 6/25/08 02:42:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 
Honey, it wasn't me on that picture... i swear ...
kujov at 6/25/08 02:09:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Seatbelts check. Airbags check. Good to go.
redwriter34 at 6/25/08 01:41:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Toobin'? Oh shit! I thought they said boobin'!
valador at 6/25/08 01:21:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
tickets to park: 57$
price to get on ride: 7$
getting a picture of your brother cupping his moms' boobs: PRICELESS!
dswdante at 6/25/08 01:09:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Am I sitting in a log or are you happy to see me?"
frfghtrnm1 at 6/25/08 01:03:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Don't worry babe, I'll make sure that they don't pop out and let all teh perves see them on Sexy & Funny.
uggabugga2 at 6/25/08 01:03:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
hold on tit!
RBK at 6/25/08 12:55:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

John thought to himself this morning that he`d sees the day. He sure did!
poiuytrewqasdfghjkl at 6/25/08 12:43:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hi Mom!!!
dm0ney at 6/25/08 12:20:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Waiting til the end of the tunnel to make a move means the camera is right on the other side to take the picture.
Nunbrew at 6/25/08 12:08:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Enjoying the log ride at Canada's Wanderhand
bonesdth at 6/25/08 12:00:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
DAMN.....these puppies are REAL!! WOOOOOHOOOO!
nottellinmike at 6/24/08 11:53:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Little black Johnny (red shirt) looked down to see what was going on in his pants as he saw the lucky guy in front of him approach 2nd base.
dropboxman006 at 6/24/08 11:43:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Jimmy found the perfect holding spot to make sure he didn't fly out of the ride
bigbri4 at 6/24/08 11:34:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Hey give me high five there he finally touched my boobs
carolinatom at 6/24/08 11:14:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
SAFETY TIP: If we go down into water, the boobs in front of you may be used as a flotation device.
dueches at 6/24/08 11:12:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I love these new safety handles!
timberwolf51 at 6/24/08 11:11:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Janie was learning that the "Log Ride on a Log Ride" was more than twice as much fun.
chinspecial at 6/24/08 11:07:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Disneyland... Experience the magic!
You_Mong at 6/24/08 11:05:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
John was so annoyed with Jane he chose the optimum moment to throw her out the log flume!
netsfan5792 at 6/24/08 10:50:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"please keep all hands and boobs inside the ride at all times"
ghostgr at 6/24/08 10:38:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"why pay for bra when i can hold them all day ?"
wiiniie at 6/24/08 10:20:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

and to think i didnt wanted 2 came :)
bearhunter at 6/24/08 10:15:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

YAY mommy, I'm no longer a member of the "nevertouchaboobie" tribe
fasten at 6/24/08 10:11:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Nope, no lumps here!
boomstickman at 6/24/08 10:09:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hang on Honey!
windstlkr at 6/24/08 10:00:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Don't worry Tiffany...I've got ;em...err....you
gaulstaf at 6/24/08 09:48:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
This one's for you George Carlin!!
sam.zerokool at 6/24/08 09:47:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Tom made sure he kept has hands on the ride at all times ; )
bobofdusk at 6/24/08 09:45:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
opportunities. taleing the chance when it presents itself
jeremyrmes at 6/24/08 09:44:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+10 
WE WERE TOLD TO HOLD ON TO WHAT EVER MADE US FEEL SAFE.
audioslave69 at 6/24/08 09:34:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The new and improved push-up bra
hett at 6/24/08 09:32:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
In the guys mind: "Maybe I can get a premium upgrade with this photo on S&F... hmmm"
In the girls mind: "Oh nice and warm."
WyldeMurph at 6/24/08 09:29:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Wow! I feel so supported!
Chopin5440 at 6/24/08 09:20:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Hi Mom and Dad!!"
x101 at 6/24/08 09:15:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I think the girl in the back is trying to tag herself in.
Nekro at 6/24/08 09:11:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
I told you you don't need a seatbelt
andrew1984 at 6/24/08 09:08:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
why's my face blurred, the guy infronts the sexual predator!
hoags11 at 6/24/08 08:34:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The steering on the is incredible!
kahzaa at 6/24/08 08:33:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I love this ride!
dewboy at 6/24/08 08:26:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Yeah, thats why they call it a LOG ride.
CoolasIce06 at 6/24/08 08:20:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Jason made sure that he kept his hands inside at all times
STEEVO301 at 6/24/08 08:17:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Dude... PREVENTING a wet t-shirt is not cool.
Hubacris at 6/24/08 08:17:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"A perfect time for Dave to molest his wife" HE IS CUPPING HER BOOBIES!
eoneon at 6/24/08 08:08:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Breast ride ever!!!
Baconator at 6/24/08 07:49:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+11 
Girl: "Look, no hands"
Guy: "Look, both hands"
Freelyx at 6/24/08 07:44:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 

"Ha! Look honey a caption contest for my hands on your tit's! What do you think they would say if they knew what I had in you butt there!!!"
ssyrc at 6/24/08 07:42:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

john made sure that the tits wont be wet
djchilo at 6/24/08 07:41:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Scared? Hold her breast, its a cure for all.
LLK at 6/24/08 07:29:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Honey, I couldn't find the handlebars"
jlberg25 at 6/24/08 07:24:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
In the case of a water landing, please use the nearest floatation devices.
dms_88_mustang at 6/24/08 07:13:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
who says a ride at a kiddie park cant be fun?
wizardson at 6/24/08 07:04:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
A picture is worth a thousand words. This picture says one. Support.
swampass at 6/24/08 06:19:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

You're right! This ride is exciting!
sorrel at 6/24/08 06:06:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

I feel a right tit. Oh, and a left one too
Chris1972 at 6/24/08 06:03:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Milk milk lemoanade, around the corner fudge is made.
kirouki at 6/24/08 05:42:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Suzan had asked John to help stop her losing any more 'chicken fillets'! :p

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