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Views: 118364
Date: 06/24/08
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Tags: caption contest, ride, boobs, grab
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EXCITINGLY SAFE N SOFT!!! Whooo....
"When the log rolls over we'll all be dead!"
i'll fell.... ahhhhhhhh... i'm cumiiiiiiiing
"Oh, I thought you said don't forget, you may squeeze for the camera!"
Oh, and the fair never really came to town.
GIRL, "Hey, hold on to me and make sure I don't fall out."
GUY. "SUUUURE THING *evil grin."
Girl being grabbed: Ummmm, you're SO not fooling anyone.
Other Girl: Yeah, like, everyone already knows WE'RE gay!
Girl being grabbed: Yeah, we can get this experience at home... Two hot chicks with a fake dick in between them.
Gotcha!
Must be at least 44 inches (112 cm) tall to ride.
For safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, heart, back, or neck problems, motion sickness, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure. Expectant mothers should not ride.
Women should wear a bra to prevent concussion caused by high speed breast movement **
**We can provide asssistance with this if required, please see a member of staff.
Two hot dogs and two cokes: $20.00
Money spent in fifty cent increments to wing a stuffed bear: $35.00
Getting a free feel on the log ride: Priceless
*Sorry, I had a typo on the last one
or are they
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Girl in back: A high five....
Girl in front: Wooohooo
Log flume ride tickets.......................$10.00
Double handful of tits.......................Priceless
Girl in Front: Look Ma No Hands
Guy in Middle: Dont Look Ma Two Hands
"damn crackas and thier fake bressesses"
1. Broke, because the damn ride that lasted 1 min cost you a mint for all those tickets for her, her friend and you.
2. Deaf. For at least an hour from all that stupid screaming she does all through the ride.
3. Sick. She couldn't finish her greasy corn dog and gave it to you before the ride.
4. Looking like a dork. Because after you stand up from your wet seat you look like some retard that has been tickled too much.
This is the only enjoyment a guy gets out these rides. There should be a law that allows for this!
If there is a sexy woman riding your croch in any type of amusement ride your are allowed to cop a feel.
Man law?
"I thought we were going to crash so I wanted to die happy!"
.. and we're here to PUMP YOU UP!
...why dont they ever grab our logs?
Girl: "I call the front seat"
Guy: "Bullshit!...you always get the fr...actually never mind...you go ahead and take the front."
Girl: "Really? You'll let me have it? That's so nice of you."
Guy: "We'll see if you're still saying that after the ride"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "Nothing...forget it."
price to get on ride: 7$
getting a picture of your brother cupping his moms' boobs: PRICELESS!
In the girls mind: "Oh nice and warm."
Guy: "Look, both hands"