[quote name=Thanatos time=2008-08-05 17:11:24]Yes Mrs. Jones, with a few more detailed pictures of the damage, my company should have no problems approving your claim.[/quote]
Yes Mrs. Jones, with a few more detailed pictures of the damage, my company should have no problems approving your claim.
[quote name=Freelyx time=2008-08-05 04:32:16]"You with a camera phone and me naked, you're saying we take this long hard rod and stuff in into this little lubed hole?... Are you sure we're talking about mechanical things here?"[/quote]
"You with a camera phone and me naked, you're saying we take this long hard rod and stuff in into this little lubed hole?... Are you sure we're talking about mechanical things here?"
[quote name=bigboi17 time=2008-08-03 08:10:38]she has no idea where the carberator is hehe[reply name=thebrian89 time=2008-08-30 10:14:33]hehe pretty much any car made after 87 doesn't even have a carburator[/reply][/quote]
she has no idea where the carberator is hehe
thebrian89 replied:
hehe pretty much any car made after 87 doesn't even have a carburator
[quote name=Jarvi time=2008-08-02 10:51:11]i think you're big end has blown, sir[reply name=Shotgunner time=2008-08-03 03:43:36]That might be funny if there was an actual car part called a "big end"... but there's not.[/reply][/quote]
i think you're big end has blown, sir
Shotgunner replied:
That might be funny if there was an actual car part called a "big end"... but there's not.
[quote name=dreifort time=2008-08-02 07:26:42]Honey, I wanted to surprise you when you got home for work by wearing nothing and telling you I'll do ANYTHING for you....... The last thing I thought you would ask for is for me to change your car oil? I think the rumors are true, you're addicted to internet porn and don't want me anymore...aaaahhhhhhhhhh...snif...sob.[/quote]
Honey, I wanted to surprise you when you got home for work by wearing nothing and telling you I'll do ANYTHING for you....... The last thing I thought you would ask for is for me to change your car oil? I think the rumors are true, you're addicted to internet porn and don't want me anymore...aaaahhhhhhhhhh...snif...sob.
[quote name=dreifort time=2008-08-02 07:18:41]Female mechanic : "Well...I'll get under your hood and take a look around and then take a snapshot of your engine and see what's causing your car to vibrate. So it only vibrates when you go over humps? And you say your oil pressure goes up when you gear down?...hmmmmmm"
You: "I'll be sure to give your rearview...errr, I mean review to the automagazine as a great place to get serviced-- I mean your car serviced."[/quote]
Female mechanic : "Well...I'll get under your hood and take a look around and then take a snapshot of your engine and see what's causing your car to vibrate. So it only vibrates when you go over humps? And you say your oil pressure goes up when you gear down?...hmmmmmm"
You: "I'll be sure to give your rearview...errr, I mean review to the automagazine as a great place to get serviced-- I mean your car serviced."
[quote name=mOOse time=2008-08-01 16:30:18]we have a winner: Hands87! i've sent you an email.. everyone else thanks for playing, some good ones in this bunch :)[/quote]
we have a winner: Hands87! i've sent you an email.. everyone else thanks for playing, some good ones in this bunch :)
[quote name=seriouswhite time=2008-08-01 13:07:17]listen honey....i did dishes for 2 months straight....i better be getting some tits in the picture too[/quote]
listen honey....i did dishes for 2 months straight....i better be getting some tits in the picture too
[quote name=seriouswhite time=2008-08-01 13:02:17]in samsungs bid to beat out iphone their team of inventors quickly install xray cameras in their new Q69 cell phones[/quote]
in samsungs bid to beat out iphone their team of inventors quickly install xray cameras in their new Q69 cell phones
[quote name=Freelyx time=2008-08-01 08:51:35]After the divorce, Mrs. Goodwrench opened her own garage, their motto, "We probably can't fix your car for shit, but we bet you mind so much that its broke down."[/quote]
After the divorce, Mrs. Goodwrench opened her own garage, their motto, "We probably can't fix your car for shit, but we bet you mind so much that its broke down."
[quote name=opaldawg time=2008-08-01 08:13:49]Scientist's white robe $49
3 quarts of oil $17
1 Filter $9
Convincing a local hottie that THIS is only way anyone would believe a woman could change her own oil, PRICELESS!!![/quote]
Scientist's white robe $49
3 quarts of oil $17
1 Filter $9
Convincing a local hottie that THIS is only way anyone would believe a woman could change her own oil, PRICELESS!!!
[quote name=tce-sparky time=2008-08-01 06:55:46]Due to the current slump in sales GM is trying a new marketing strategy Nude Repair -- Best year ever coming up!!![/quote]
Due to the current slump in sales GM is trying a new marketing strategy Nude Repair -- Best year ever coming up!!!
[quote name=ford_racing time=2008-08-01 03:47:48]To Boss: "I'm sorry I'm unable to come into work today, my car is getting serviced and I need to ensure the mechanic is doing a proper job."[/quote]
To Boss: "I'm sorry I'm unable to come into work today, my car is getting serviced and I need to ensure the mechanic is doing a proper job."
[quote name=bigmac414 time=2008-08-01 02:56:32]This is what happens when you get your coveralls caught in the fan belt, they get sucked right off you body.[/quote]
This is what happens when you get your coveralls caught in the fan belt, they get sucked right off you body.
[quote name=nightblindness time=2008-08-01 00:02:42]Carlsberg don't do mechanics...but if they did....they'd probably be the best mechanics in the world!!!!......[/quote]
Carlsberg don't do mechanics...but if they did....they'd probably be the best mechanics in the world!!!!......
[quote name=seriouswhite time=2008-07-31 23:56:26]i dont understand....you took off your shirt....you took off your pants....you took off your underwear and it still isnt starting???....let me just take off those boots for you and we will try turning it over one more time[/quote]
i dont understand....you took off your shirt....you took off your pants....you took off your underwear and it still isnt starting???....let me just take off those boots for you and we will try turning it over one more time
[quote name=seriouswhite time=2008-07-31 23:53:45]it seems you have a crack in your manafold miss....im just going to need a few pics for warranty puropses[/quote]
it seems you have a crack in your manafold miss....im just going to need a few pics for warranty puropses
You: "I'll be sure to give your rearview...errr, I mean review to the automagazine as a great place to get serviced-- I mean your car serviced."
3 quarts of oil $17
1 Filter $9
Convincing a local hottie that THIS is only way anyone would believe a woman could change her own oil, PRICELESS!!!