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Description: Another caption contest, another premium forum membership up for grabs. Lets see what you can do with this one.. reach deep!
Added: December 1, 2008
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spyx88 says:
 
0 
"Now you see why white trash and apple bobbing do NOT mix."
3/13/09 05:41:05 PM
Becks69 says:
 
0 
Drop a dollar in the Barrel! ... LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!! : )
12/22/08 07:53:25 AM
iisryanc says:
 
0 
boy: cant find my bike key?
girl: no..
boy: hehe...(cough).damnit i guess im going have to stay at your place tonight
girl: WHAT?..oh no, i'll find them
boy: better get in deeper then!
12/8/08 12:34:08 PM
 
0 

YOU MAKE ME PUKE.......


hello puke Nice arse !
12/6/08 08:59:31 PM
furknee says:
 
0 
usually a bag on your head is good enough, but a barrel is works too!
12/5/08 02:33:17 AM
mOOse says:
 
0 

contest is over! the winner is Ovechkinator with +18 and i'm also giving an upgrade to my personal favorite from canoe86 which ended up with +16. congratulations guys, we had some really good ones this time round!
seriouswhite replied:
good call mOOse!!!
12/4/08 07:18:56 AM
 
0 
who would throw out a perfectly good bitch like this....... one mans junk is another mans treasure i guess........ but how am i going to get this home on my bike though
12/4/08 04:55:51 AM
 
0 
you gotta be sh*tting me
12/4/08 12:04:02 AM
Harlot says:
 
0 
I'm never drinking again!!!!!
12/3/08 05:50:18 PM
rikki18 says:
 
0 

Yeah honey, look in further down, there must be that ring.

*Hey Timmy, you got the perfect shot?*
12/3/08 04:57:00 PM
HalOfBorg says:
 
0 
"Away to the barrel I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash!"

(I should NOT have eaten all that sash!)
12/3/08 02:00:00 PM
madmax929 says:
 
0 
ah!! the search is finally over!!!
12/3/08 09:17:33 AM
akanives says:
 
0 
Thats not what i meant when i asked her to go down and swallow........
12/3/08 08:49:25 AM
 
0 
Hey Look! It's Buckethead's retarded sister...
12/3/08 06:06:22 AM
 
0 
Bulimia: You're only one purge away from a perfect ass!
12/3/08 05:55:26 AM
 
0 
She does know that you can't bob for your dignity... right?
12/3/08 05:41:00 AM
pussyCat says:
 
0 
Did you find my bike's lock key honey im sure i dropped em in there?
12/3/08 05:15:12 AM
wildchild says:
 
0 
ahh come on just because I ate spicy does not mean I burned your throat
12/3/08 02:53:56 AM
wildchild says:
 
0 
Honest the ring I promised you for swallowing is down there. In am sorry I dropped it.
12/3/08 02:52:59 AM
 
0 

Funny captions aside: This girl has a really nice ass.
12/3/08 02:03:13 AM
delta says:
 
0 

"Proof happiness can be found in the bottem of the barrel"
12/3/08 12:05:00 AM
 
0 
"How far would you go for a Klondike Bar?"
12/2/08 10:41:59 PM
zipenby says:
 
0 
In other news....Billy Ray Cirus and Marge Simpson broke up their engagement after Marge fell off her bicycle and couldn't lift her hair off the ground!
12/2/08 09:57:55 PM
garison54 says:
 
0 
Yeah, I know it's uncomfortable ... but I can't find a paper bag!
12/2/08 06:14:47 PM
3rddegree says:
 
0 
" No matter how pretty they are, somebody somewhere is sick of there Sht! "
12/2/08 06:10:11 PM
 
0 
Thanks says the camera man!
12/2/08 05:30:10 PM
 
+1 
My friends always ask if I am gay? Well there is a hot piece of ass bent over in front of me and I am looking at the ground........Yeah I'm gay and it sucks.
12/2/08 05:29:18 PM
pigger says:
 
0 
And my buddies all thought I was nuts when I traded that cow for thoses magic seeds!
12/2/08 03:40:30 PM
 
0 

I told you you wouldn't be sick if you just swallowed and didn't hold it in your mouth.
12/2/08 03:08:36 PM
Not_Last says:
 
0 
Proof recycling CAN be fun!
12/2/08 01:42:09 PM
canoe86 says:
 
+3 
I swear this was how I got into Narnia last time
12/2/08 01:24:32 PM
kmg3 says:
 
0 

No, No the dick is over here.
12/2/08 12:52:44 PM
unphased says:
 
+1 
Oh My!! They really have improved bike parking facilities!
12/2/08 12:03:50 PM
shawnw86 says:
 
0 
Ya know how you can catch half chicken pox and then later on catch the other half ... well, my dick hasn't had em' yet that's all them bumps are!!
12/2/08 11:37:17 AM
omerojs says:
 
0 
I am sure that i had a condom and that it should be in there somewhere...
12/2/08 10:44:20 AM
powerlite says:
 
0 
Shirley: Bobbin' fer apples...Cleatus youre the best brother and husband ive ever had!
12/2/08 10:39:05 AM
altosven says:
 
0 
"If you don't stop vomiting in ten seconds, you forfeit the race."
12/2/08 10:13:01 AM
chris_ says:
 
+1 

Bobbing for apples: Much more fun in water thats only a foot deep.
12/2/08 09:47:03 AM
 
0 
Only one thing is better than a barrel-full of monkies...
12/2/08 09:38:54 AM
 
+1 
I told you I can't swallow!!!
12/2/08 09:33:13 AM
 
0 
Don't go anywhere, I'll be back.
12/2/08 08:30:56 AM
 
+3 
Damn! Somebody done threw away a perfectly good piece of ass.
12/2/08 08:23:20 AM
javaxvsx says:
 
0 
You can get a whore to do anything for you. Just promise her a little crack.
12/2/08 08:15:39 AM
E_Man.86 says:
 
0 
Why isn't this guy looking at her ass? I can't take my eyes off it!
12/2/08 08:09:43 AM
kp911 says:
 
0 
It's a barrel of fun!
12/2/08 08:07:44 AM
lexkyguy says:
 
0 
... ok. once I get her all the way in all I need is a giant label for this barrel and my "babe in a barrel" business will skyrocket!!!
12/2/08 07:41:22 AM
chopper53 says:
 
0 
Can't find Palin anywhere.
12/2/08 07:34:33 AM
pinoijm says:
 
0 
"she took being dumped too literally"
12/2/08 07:07:00 AM
stickypot says:
 
+2 
"Hey, while you're scraping the bottom of the barrel. I'm free tonight..."
12/2/08 07:01:43 AM
neilxt says:
 
0 
Well I've scraped the bottom of the barrel and still can't find anyone I'd rather not date.
12/2/08 06:58:29 AM
opaldawg says:
 
+1 

100 gallon Blue Barrel $28.50
2 bags of apples $9.99
25 gallons of water $50

Convincing hot incoming freshman that this is the only way to bob for apples, PRICELESS
12/2/08 06:51:22 AM
 
0 
"Honey.......if you were looking to experiment, we have a trash can at home"
12/2/08 06:46:24 AM
emmydo22 says:
 
0 
Is this what it's like for your penis to be in a condom? All the bareback you want from now on.
12/2/08 06:23:27 AM
themasta says:
 
0 
To answer your question; about that big.
12/2/08 06:17:31 AM
pinoijm says:
 
0 
"when dieting and exercise don't work..."

all jokes aside, the girl does have legs and ass
12/2/08 06:13:45 AM
 
0 
And I thought this chick was going to be a barrel of laughs.
12/2/08 06:12:48 AM
 
0 
"Now this is a dumpster dive that even I would stay to watch"
12/2/08 06:11:33 AM
 
0 
Why didn't i get the memo that trash cans replaced brown paper bags?
12/2/08 06:09:31 AM
 
+1 
"No, Mr. Cyrus, I don't see your pride down here, either."
ballsmccall replied:
lol. Good one!
12/2/08 05:57:59 AM
 
0 

This is so much more fun than a barrel-o-monkeys.
12/2/08 05:54:16 AM
 
0 

My dignity has got to be in here somewhere.
12/2/08 05:53:12 AM
 
0 
Why Blonde's shouldn't play 'hide and seek'
12/2/08 05:32:48 AM
 
+1 
Girl, "What the hell was on your cock?"
Guy (in thought): "Note to self, clean mold an mildew off, or off of my penis at least, before making a hot girl suck it."
12/2/08 05:27:48 AM
 
0 
not exactly what I meant when I suggested you shoudl "get down"!
12/2/08 05:24:30 AM
 
0 
More Fun Than a Barrel of Monkeys
12/2/08 04:42:03 AM
Hodiddly says:
 
0 
Haha gotcha. Simon didn't say.
12/2/08 03:52:21 AM
kdk2008 says:
 
0 
Emerging feet-first from her cocoon, Paris had no idea she was about to meet her biggest fan.
12/2/08 03:06:40 AM
Jaded says:
 
+5 
It seems the Republican party has gone back to their usual ways of finding presidential candidates.
12/2/08 02:37:10 AM
sknight88 says:
 
0 
This is the modern day redneck version of when the farmers would find the sheep stuck in the barb wire! "I cant wait till it gets darker!"
12/2/08 02:32:31 AM
hercules says:
 
0 

Looking from this end he really does look like a girl.
12/2/08 02:28:12 AM
blkclowd says:
 
0 
NO!! you dumb Blonde I said I want to " BEND YOU OVER HIT YOU IN THE CAN!!" Not Bend over and GET in the CAN"
12/2/08 02:26:49 AM
Furby says:
 
0 

Redneck Recycling.
12/2/08 02:24:55 AM
geezer1 says:
 
+2 
Despite their best efforts, the Mario brothers got away.
12/2/08 02:11:11 AM
grdigits says:
 
+3 
Now that you know how bad it smells, will you stop asking me to go down on you after our bike rides?
12/2/08 01:46:20 AM
EazyJake says:
 
0 
You're almost there. Just a little further...
12/2/08 01:37:12 AM
friendle says:
 
+1 
HEY! If this was a trick and your credit card is not in the bottom of this barrel, you're balls are going to be an even darker shade of blue! And what's with these matching bike riding outfits? Orange shirts? Orange???!!! Come on!
12/2/08 01:12:01 AM
Maphala says:
 
+2 
Man i have a nice ass watch... that's a pretty ballin bike too... the grass is pretty green here too, i wonder if they use fertilizer...that ant pile doesn't help though... what a great day!
12/2/08 12:53:38 AM
 
+1 
its a new sex move.....i call it the second hand snatch....i fuck you face down in a trash can while you bob for chicken bones....this will make you famous trust me
12/2/08 12:45:13 AM
 
0 
my pimp said im worth more money like this
12/2/08 12:36:42 AM
 
+3 
this is what we call a butterface....everythings good about this bitch but her face
12/2/08 12:35:29 AM
 
+3 
"BULEMIA"
it's worth it
12/2/08 12:31:08 AM
 
0 
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha i just fucked brad pitt on the park bench over there....when i find the condom he threw out in here im going to sell it on ebay....im gunna be ritch bitch
12/2/08 12:25:00 AM
 
0 
Guy: Sorry bout that baby. I reckon I should've warned you bout that there hemorrhoid before you went down on me. But I promise, it came from the bike, nothing else...

Girl: Puuukkkeee!!!!
12/2/08 12:23:11 AM
dswdante says:
 
+1 
Guy: You said "Since I don't have pockets, could you please put the bike lock key somewhere safe," so I did.
Girl: I swear, if I find a pic of my ass on the internet, I will run you over with this bike and shove YOU in the barrel!
12/2/08 12:08:21 AM
Ondondon says:
 
0 
"I hope you don't find it for a long time"
12/2/08 12:07:53 AM
 
0 
Oh yeah, i'm sure it's down there. Just look a little bit deeper....yes....
12/1/08 11:59:02 PM
 
+2 
oh stop over reacting....its only a pimple
12/1/08 11:58:59 PM
 
+18 

Heh heh...i knew putting krazy glue all over the rim was a good idea.
Throwingcopper55 replied:
Dude you definitely have this in the bag. Nice caption and good luck!
chris_ replied:
I always get tot them too late....thats a pretty obvious one and it could've been mine!
12/1/08 11:52:24 PM
 
+2 
this reminds me of a game we used to play in the trailer park....bobbin for dirt squirrels
12/1/08 11:48:24 PM
Shadro says:
 
+5 
The proceeding scene shows him asking her out on a date
12/1/08 11:47:27 PM
icetongs says:
 
+6 
"Hey Blondie, this is not what I meant when I said to go down on my big blue shaft."
12/1/08 11:07:54 PM
LpeterL says:
 
+1 
I bet she's a natural blonde.
12/1/08 10:41:22 PM
oh_dilly says:
 
+1 
"You're SURE I dropped my keys in here?"
"Yeah, way in the bottom. Keep looking."
12/1/08 10:32:36 PM
oc2233 says:
 
+2 
When I said, "Whoa, look at those cans!... I didn't mean it literally."
12/1/08 10:08:01 PM
taxi says:
 
0 

I TOLD you not to swallow, i don't eat that much pineapple.
12/1/08 09:51:23 PM
 
0 

My boobs are stuck!
12/1/08 09:40:49 PM
ghg says:
 
+4 
Sexyandfunny.com, scraping the bottom of the barrel to keep you entertained
12/1/08 09:34:29 PM
lorax74 says:
 
0 
Ah, so you can throw away the parts you don't need!
12/1/08 09:19:28 PM
Wryen66 says:
 
0 
Seriously, I know ostriches do it, but it doesn't actually work. "Damn Blondes"
12/1/08 09:12:19 PM
dakid211 says:
 
0 

i can't believe this, she is dumster diving for a morning after pill, crazy broad, should i tell her it's in my pocket!?!
12/1/08 08:54:49 PM
 
0 
You like my barrell? bet it's bigger than Rodney's.........
12/1/08 08:52:53 PM
 
0 
i left the condom down there somewhere........
12/1/08 08:51:39 PM
 
0 
body of baywatch, face of crimewatch, stick this barrell on there
12/1/08 08:51:08 PM
 
+2 
man speaks to world: "ass" you can see, she fell head over heels for me.
12/1/08 08:37:41 PM
 
0 
boy, do i wish i was that barrel.
12/1/08 08:23:52 PM
 
0 
never mind the weather, look at this view!
12/1/08 08:22:58 PM
pruneface says:
 
0 
Girl: Are you sure that there is a diamond ring in here?

Man: Yep, I saw some heart-broken rich dude throw it in not more than 5 minutes ago. It's gotta be in there somewhere.
12/1/08 08:22:17 PM
wokman says:
 
+1 
one mans trash is anothers treasure
12/1/08 08:10:36 PM
Hands87 says:
 
0 
"Are you sure this is the only way to huff paint?"
12/1/08 08:06:50 PM
 
0 

Damn, I TOLD that dumb bitch she needed a protein shake before a long bike ride.
12/1/08 08:02:17 PM
Freelyx says:
 
+7 

"Would you look at that? What a damn shame, so wasteful. Somebody went and threw away a perfectly good white girl."
12/1/08 07:48:50 PM
BPPZash says:
 
+1 
Susie was all about Brad's junk.
12/1/08 07:20:12 PM
mstem55 says:
 
+2 
I swear it sounds just like the ocean all the way at the botom!
12/1/08 07:03:15 PM
 
+2 
Is this what they mean by White Trash?? I'll take 2 please :)
12/1/08 07:00:51 PM
kirouki says:
 
+2 

Percy's brother Fred had an heir of femininity about him! :p
12/1/08 05:53:06 PM
 
+2 

hey! i don't see any monkeys
12/1/08 05:42:28 PM
eddyill says:
 
0 
Are you sure this is right? it feel awful sticky down here.
12/1/08 05:19:50 PM
pedromck says:
 
+1 
Are you sure my car keys are in here?
12/1/08 05:15:38 PM
 
+2 

sry to post again within 5 mins ;_;

a few days later the man is drunk at a bar talking jokin around with his buddy...

"hey man.... *hik* d- did i ever tell you bout da blonde an da trash can?..."
12/1/08 05:10:44 PM
kanne says:
 
+2 

It's at the very bottom girl... no a little further... a little more...
12/1/08 05:06:49 PM
 
+3 

"I thought i sensed a blonde."
12/1/08 05:02:20 PM
mmking31 says:
 
0 
"Yeah babe, just keep looking."
12/1/08 04:41:43 PM
scosawema says:
 
+1 
She might be throwing up, but I'd still tap that!!
12/1/08 04:26:49 PM
canoe86 says:
 
+16 
dose my bum look big in this?
mOOse replied:
clever!
Throwingcopper55 replied:
I must agree with moose.
12/1/08 04:19:47 PM
AmVet says:
 
+1 

You promised I'd find the missing corner in here.
12/1/08 04:17:04 PM
Paul279 says:
 
0 
My chances of receiving a blow job are better than I thought!
12/1/08 04:16:46 PM
patrickl says:
 
+3 
Good idea to put lead in the apple now how do i take advantage of it ?
hercules replied:
Hahaha that is wickedly funny
Raydeo replied:
Reply to patrickl:
12/1/08 04:02:06 PM
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(2008-12-03) Don:You dropped your pocket.
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