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Caption Contest 11
caption, barrel, puke, ass

Description: Another caption contest, another premium forum membership up for grabs. Lets see what you can do with this one.. reach deep!

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Views: 91919 Date: 12/01/08 Favorited: 2

Tags: caption, barrel, puke, ass

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Danny Dix at 11/18/11 07:16:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I KNEW that one day it would come in handy to be a one punch street fighter with chronic 5 second premature ejaculation issues, marathon running experience and a raging butt fetish.........This is my lucky day.
spyx88 at 3/13/09 05:41:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Now you see why white trash and apple bobbing do NOT mix."
Becks69 at 12/22/08 07:53:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Drop a dollar in the Barrel! ... LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!! : )
iisryanc at 12/8/08 12:34:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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boy: cant find my bike key?
girl: no..
boy: hehe...(cough).damnit i guess im going have to stay at your place tonight
girl: WHAT?..oh no, i'll find them
boy: better get in deeper then!
kered not so big at 12/6/08 08:59:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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YOU MAKE ME PUKE.......


hello puke Nice arse !
furknee at 12/5/08 02:33:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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usually a bag on your head is good enough, but a barrel is works too!
mOOse at 12/4/08 07:18:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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contest is over! the winner is Ovechkinator with +18 and i'm also giving an upgrade to my personal favorite from canoe86 which ended up with +16. congratulations guys, we had some really good ones this time round!
seriouswhite replied:
good call mOOse!!!
puckerpiece at 12/4/08 04:55:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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who would throw out a perfectly good bitch like this....... one mans junk is another mans treasure i guess........ but how am i going to get this home on my bike though
darkspy123 at 12/4/08 12:04:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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you gotta be sh*tting me
Harlot at 12/3/08 05:50:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm never drinking again!!!!!
rikki18 at 12/3/08 04:57:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yeah honey, look in further down, there must be that ring.

*Hey Timmy, you got the perfect shot?*
HalOfBorg at 12/3/08 02:00:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Away to the barrel I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash!"

(I should NOT have eaten all that sash!)
madmax929 at 12/3/08 09:17:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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ah!! the search is finally over!!!
akanives at 12/3/08 08:49:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Thats not what i meant when i asked her to go down and swallow........
poprockssuck at 12/3/08 06:06:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey Look! It's Buckethead's retarded sister...
poprockssuck at 12/3/08 05:55:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Bulimia: You're only one purge away from a perfect ass!
poprockssuck at 12/3/08 05:41:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She does know that you can't bob for your dignity... right?
pussyCat at 12/3/08 05:15:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Did you find my bike's lock key honey im sure i dropped em in there?
wildchild at 12/3/08 02:53:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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ahh come on just because I ate spicy does not mean I burned your throat
wildchild at 12/3/08 02:52:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Honest the ring I promised you for swallowing is down there. In am sorry I dropped it.
Throwingcopper55 at 12/3/08 02:03:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Funny captions aside: This girl has a really nice ass.
delta at 12/3/08 12:05:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Proof happiness can be found in the bottem of the barrel"
scunion4life at 12/2/08 10:41:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"How far would you go for a Klondike Bar?"
zipenby at 12/2/08 09:57:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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In other news....Billy Ray Cirus and Marge Simpson broke up their engagement after Marge fell off her bicycle and couldn't lift her hair off the ground!
garison54 at 12/2/08 06:14:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yeah, I know it's uncomfortable ... but I can't find a paper bag!
3rddegree at 12/2/08 06:10:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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" No matter how pretty they are, somebody somewhere is sick of there Sht! "
MyDixieNormous at 12/2/08 05:30:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Thanks says the camera man!
MyDixieNormous at 12/2/08 05:29:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My friends always ask if I am gay? Well there is a hot piece of ass bent over in front of me and I am looking at the ground........Yeah I'm gay and it sucks.
pigger at 12/2/08 03:40:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And my buddies all thought I was nuts when I traded that cow for thoses magic seeds!
bennis1075 at 12/2/08 03:08:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I told you you wouldn't be sick if you just swallowed and didn't hold it in your mouth.
Not_Last at 12/2/08 01:42:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Proof recycling CAN be fun!
canoe86 at 12/2/08 01:24:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I swear this was how I got into Narnia last time
kmg3 at 12/2/08 12:52:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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No, No the dick is over here.
unphased at 12/2/08 12:03:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh My!! They really have improved bike parking facilities!
shawnw86 at 12/2/08 11:37:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ya know how you can catch half chicken pox and then later on catch the other half ... well, my dick hasn't had em' yet that's all them bumps are!!
omerojs at 12/2/08 10:44:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I am sure that i had a condom and that it should be in there somewhere...
powerlite at 12/2/08 10:39:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Shirley: Bobbin' fer apples...Cleatus youre the best brother and husband ive ever had!
altosven at 12/2/08 10:13:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"If you don't stop vomiting in ten seconds, you forfeit the race."
chris_ at 12/2/08 09:47:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Bobbing for apples: Much more fun in water thats only a foot deep.
jedigoddanothan at 12/2/08 09:38:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Only one thing is better than a barrel-full of monkies...
frankdolce80 at 12/2/08 09:33:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I told you I can't swallow!!!
BedroomEyes at 12/2/08 08:30:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Don't go anywhere, I'll be back.
ChetRipley at 12/2/08 08:23:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn! Somebody done threw away a perfectly good piece of ass.
javaxvsx at 12/2/08 08:15:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You can get a whore to do anything for you. Just promise her a little crack.
E_Man.86 at 12/2/08 08:09:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why isn't this guy looking at her ass? I can't take my eyes off it!
kp911 at 12/2/08 08:07:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's a barrel of fun!
lexkyguy at 12/2/08 07:41:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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... ok. once I get her all the way in all I need is a giant label for this barrel and my "babe in a barrel" business will skyrocket!!!
chopper53 at 12/2/08 07:34:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Can't find Palin anywhere.
pinoijm at 12/2/08 07:07:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"she took being dumped too literally"
stickypot at 12/2/08 07:01:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Hey, while you're scraping the bottom of the barrel. I'm free tonight..."
neilxt at 12/2/08 06:58:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Well I've scraped the bottom of the barrel and still can't find anyone I'd rather not date.
opaldawg at 12/2/08 06:51:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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100 gallon Blue Barrel $28.50
2 bags of apples $9.99
25 gallons of water $50

Convincing hot incoming freshman that this is the only way to bob for apples, PRICELESS
scunion4life at 12/2/08 06:46:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Honey.......if you were looking to experiment, we have a trash can at home"
emmydo22 at 12/2/08 06:23:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is this what it's like for your penis to be in a condom? All the bareback you want from now on.
themasta at 12/2/08 06:17:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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To answer your question; about that big.
pinoijm at 12/2/08 06:13:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"when dieting and exercise don't work..."

all jokes aside, the girl does have legs and ass
prestonliar at 12/2/08 06:12:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And I thought this chick was going to be a barrel of laughs.
scunion4life at 12/2/08 06:11:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Now this is a dumpster dive that even I would stay to watch"
scunion4life at 12/2/08 06:09:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why didn't i get the memo that trash cans replaced brown paper bags?
rokstar0331 at 12/2/08 05:57:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"No, Mr. Cyrus, I don't see your pride down here, either."
ballsmccall replied:
lol. Good one!
FourLegged at 12/2/08 05:54:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is so much more fun than a barrel-o-monkeys.
FourLegged at 12/2/08 05:53:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My dignity has got to be in here somewhere.
adds270581 at 12/2/08 05:32:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why Blonde's shouldn't play 'hide and seek'
Anarchy4all at 12/2/08 05:27:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl, "What the hell was on your cock?"
Guy (in thought): "Note to self, clean mold an mildew off, or off of my penis at least, before making a hot girl suck it."
wantmore54 at 12/2/08 05:24:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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not exactly what I meant when I suggested you shoudl "get down"!
beerhunter at 12/2/08 04:42:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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More Fun Than a Barrel of Monkeys
Hodiddly at 12/2/08 03:52:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Haha gotcha. Simon didn't say.
kdk2008 at 12/2/08 03:06:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Emerging feet-first from her cocoon, Paris had no idea she was about to meet her biggest fan.
Jaded at 12/2/08 02:37:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It seems the Republican party has gone back to their usual ways of finding presidential candidates.
sknight88 at 12/2/08 02:32:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is the modern day redneck version of when the farmers would find the sheep stuck in the barb wire! "I cant wait till it gets darker!"
hercules at 12/2/08 02:28:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Looking from this end he really does look like a girl.
blkclowd at 12/2/08 02:26:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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NO!! you dumb Blonde I said I want to " BEND YOU OVER HIT YOU IN THE CAN!!" Not Bend over and GET in the CAN"
Furby at 12/2/08 02:24:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Redneck Recycling.
geezer1 at 12/2/08 02:11:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Despite their best efforts, the Mario brothers got away.
grdigits at 12/2/08 01:46:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now that you know how bad it smells, will you stop asking me to go down on you after our bike rides?
EazyJake at 12/2/08 01:37:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You're almost there. Just a little further...
friendle at 12/2/08 01:12:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HEY! If this was a trick and your credit card is not in the bottom of this barrel, you're balls are going to be an even darker shade of blue! And what's with these matching bike riding outfits? Orange shirts? Orange???!!! Come on!
Maphala at 12/2/08 12:53:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Man i have a nice ass watch... that's a pretty ballin bike too... the grass is pretty green here too, i wonder if they use fertilizer...that ant pile doesn't help though... what a great day!
seriouswhite at 12/2/08 12:45:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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its a new sex move.....i call it the second hand snatch....i fuck you face down in a trash can while you bob for chicken bones....this will make you famous trust me
seriouswhite at 12/2/08 12:36:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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my pimp said im worth more money like this
seriouswhite at 12/2/08 12:35:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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this is what we call a butterface....everythings good about this bitch but her face
seriouswhite at 12/2/08 12:31:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"BULEMIA"
it's worth it
seriouswhite at 12/2/08 12:25:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha i just fucked brad pitt on the park bench over there....when i find the condom he threw out in here im going to sell it on ebay....im gunna be ritch bitch
deadheadted at 12/2/08 12:23:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Guy: Sorry bout that baby. I reckon I should've warned you bout that there hemorrhoid before you went down on me. But I promise, it came from the bike, nothing else...

Girl: Puuukkkeee!!!!
dswdante at 12/2/08 12:08:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Guy: You said "Since I don't have pockets, could you please put the bike lock key somewhere safe," so I did.
Girl: I swear, if I find a pic of my ass on the internet, I will run you over with this bike and shove YOU in the barrel!
Ondondon at 12/2/08 12:07:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I hope you don't find it for a long time"
flameace35 at 12/1/08 11:59:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh yeah, i'm sure it's down there. Just look a little bit deeper....yes....
seriouswhite at 12/1/08 11:58:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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oh stop over reacting....its only a pimple
Ovechkinator at 12/1/08 11:52:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Heh heh...i knew putting krazy glue all over the rim was a good idea.
Throwingcopper55 replied:
Dude you definitely have this in the bag. Nice caption and good luck!
chris_ replied:
I always get tot them too late....thats a pretty obvious one and it could've been mine!
seriouswhite at 12/1/08 11:48:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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this reminds me of a game we used to play in the trailer park....bobbin for dirt squirrels
Shadro at 12/1/08 11:47:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The proceeding scene shows him asking her out on a date
icetongs at 12/1/08 11:07:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Hey Blondie, this is not what I meant when I said to go down on my big blue shaft."
LpeterL at 12/1/08 10:41:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I bet she's a natural blonde.
oh_dilly at 12/1/08 10:32:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"You're SURE I dropped my keys in here?"
"Yeah, way in the bottom. Keep looking."
oc2233 at 12/1/08 10:08:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When I said, "Whoa, look at those cans!... I didn't mean it literally."
taxi at 12/1/08 09:51:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I TOLD you not to swallow, i don't eat that much pineapple.
ILuvAllGirls at 12/1/08 09:40:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My boobs are stuck!
ghg at 12/1/08 09:34:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Sexyandfunny.com, scraping the bottom of the barrel to keep you entertained
lorax74 at 12/1/08 09:19:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ah, so you can throw away the parts you don't need!
Wryen66 at 12/1/08 09:12:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Seriously, I know ostriches do it, but it doesn't actually work. "Damn Blondes"
dakid211 at 12/1/08 08:54:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i can't believe this, she is dumster diving for a morning after pill, crazy broad, should i tell her it's in my pocket!?!
dropdeadlegs at 12/1/08 08:52:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You like my barrell? bet it's bigger than Rodney's.........
dropdeadlegs at 12/1/08 08:51:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i left the condom down there somewhere........
dropdeadlegs at 12/1/08 08:51:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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body of baywatch, face of crimewatch, stick this barrell on there
chinaman777 at 12/1/08 08:37:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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man speaks to world: "ass" you can see, she fell head over heels for me.
chinaman777 at 12/1/08 08:23:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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boy, do i wish i was that barrel.
chinaman777 at 12/1/08 08:22:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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never mind the weather, look at this view!
pruneface at 12/1/08 08:22:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: Are you sure that there is a diamond ring in here?

Man: Yep, I saw some heart-broken rich dude throw it in not more than 5 minutes ago. It's gotta be in there somewhere.
wokman at 12/1/08 08:10:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
one mans trash is anothers treasure
Hands87 at 12/1/08 08:06:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Are you sure this is the only way to huff paint?"
Quiet_Vette at 12/1/08 08:02:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn, I TOLD that dumb bitch she needed a protein shake before a long bike ride.
Freelyx at 12/1/08 07:48:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Would you look at that? What a damn shame, so wasteful. Somebody went and threw away a perfectly good white girl."
BPPZash at 12/1/08 07:20:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Susie was all about Brad's junk.
mstem55 at 12/1/08 07:03:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
I swear it sounds just like the ocean all the way at the botom!
tblacksmith at 12/1/08 07:00:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Is this what they mean by White Trash?? I'll take 2 please :)
kirouki at 12/1/08 05:53:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Percy's brother Fred had an heir of femininity about him! :p
The unseen jellybean at 12/1/08 05:42:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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hey! i don't see any monkeys
eddyill at 12/1/08 05:19:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Are you sure this is right? it feel awful sticky down here.
pedromck at 12/1/08 05:15:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Are you sure my car keys are in here?
lltnkwater at 12/1/08 05:10:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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sry to post again within 5 mins ;_;

a few days later the man is drunk at a bar talking jokin around with his buddy...

"hey man.... *hik* d- did i ever tell you bout da blonde an da trash can?..."
kanne at 12/1/08 05:06:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's at the very bottom girl... no a little further... a little more...
lltnkwater at 12/1/08 05:02:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I thought i sensed a blonde."
mmking31 at 12/1/08 04:41:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Yeah babe, just keep looking."
scosawema at 12/1/08 04:26:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
She might be throwing up, but I'd still tap that!!
canoe86 at 12/1/08 04:19:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+17 
dose my bum look big in this?
mOOse replied:
clever!
Throwingcopper55 replied:
I must agree with moose.
AmVet at 12/1/08 04:17:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

You promised I'd find the missing corner in here.
Paul279 at 12/1/08 04:16:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My chances of receiving a blow job are better than I thought!
patrickl at 12/1/08 04:02:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Good idea to put lead in the apple now how do i take advantage of it ?
hercules replied:
Hahaha that is wickedly funny
Raydeo replied:
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