Caption Contest 12
singer, upskirt, feel, front row, cameras, lunascam

Description: It's been a while since the last one (read: over 3 months) so that should've given you plenty of time to get your creative juices flowing. The winner gets a whopping 6 month membership ($150 value!) to LunasCam.

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Views: 116556 Date: 03/12/09 Favorited: 1

Danny Dix at 11/18/11 07:00:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hello....hello ?

Cleanup on aisle 5
mOOse at 3/19/09 01:20:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

and the winner is zzachary with +19! you've been emailed, congrats :)
mrteatime at 3/18/09 03:47:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww270/Teatime_491/JustasPlanned.jpg
Bertmax at 3/18/09 06:24:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I'm telling you for the last time: I'm not a dike, so get your thumb out of my hole!
Bertmax at 3/18/09 06:21:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Somebody come get this guy's thumb out of my twat!
Good Man at 3/17/09 03:07:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Here.... Let me adjusssssttttt those skockings.... jusssttttt a little bit ..... higher.
ervinserrano at 3/17/09 07:41:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
i have a bag of MnM's between my legs! help yourself everyone!
somedaynow at 3/17/09 05:48:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

A singing sampler for those who attended the grand opening of Red lobster. If you had not guessed the snatch of the day was Teeny crab in a twazzer sauce.
wokman at 3/16/09 07:20:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
snachables cumming to a concert near you
HyruleanHyroe at 3/16/09 10:36:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Does anyone else see that growth on her back?
dreifort at 3/16/09 07:04:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Hey look! It says scractch and sniff...lemme try...
Baradz at 3/16/09 01:49:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I just thought she needed some help hitting those high notes.
hotcoolrasta at 3/15/09 11:36:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The paparazzi are going to extreme lengths to get close up shots of celebrities nowadays
hotcoolrasta at 3/15/09 11:34:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
It's got my hand!!!! Someone pull me out!!!
hotcoolrasta at 3/15/09 11:34:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I think I can..I think I can
fazzig at 3/15/09 10:30:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Ahh, that's where I left my wallet
Not_Last at 3/15/09 08:03:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hands up if you think i have no talent
jammd05 at 3/15/09 01:50:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

The annual S&F Easter Egg Hunt got a little out of hand this year. You wouldn't believe where they hid some of the eggs........
kells at 3/15/09 12:39:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

i thought i told u to fuck off elton
kells at 3/15/09 12:06:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

........ the fear ......
Minchang at 3/15/09 09:47:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
" anyone want this piece of gum i've been keeping between my breasts?"
pinoijm at 3/15/09 09:24:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"$300 for front row seats well spent"
FourLegged at 3/15/09 08:59:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Well hello Lily Allen 19s vagina, pleasure to meet you
v4lo at 3/15/09 08:43:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
i thought i saw a bug in your pubes, my bad
FourLegged at 3/15/09 07:45:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Lily Allen has been known to use unusual equipment in her performances. That's just a 'stage hand' adjusting her microphone stand.
mrteatime at 3/15/09 07:44:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"The things I'm willing to do for six months of Lunas Cam..."
FourLegged at 3/15/09 07:40:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

It all went horribly wrong when something from inside grabbed his hand.
FourLegged at 3/15/09 07:31:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

"Hey everybody. The top of my thigh really itches! If one you in the front row can scratch me... right... there! Yes. Thank you!!!"
shan101 at 3/15/09 06:22:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
CAN SOMEONE HELP FIND MY KEYS?
Wrilit at 3/15/09 05:19:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Who wants a piece of dookie?
Greenfox at 3/15/09 04:55:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
OMG she's trying to pee on us!! Someone, Plug that hole!
Guy in front row: "I'm already on it"
omerojs at 3/15/09 03:31:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Dude i am telling you, its not a new kind of Tampon.... its a DICK..............
bennis1075 at 3/15/09 02:16:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

It turned out that what the audience member originally believed to be a wooly microphone wind guard was actually a sexual harassment suit.
admiralpoetic at 3/15/09 01:55:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Back up, Violet's about to burst!
kraker_jak356 at 3/15/09 01:25:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

ooo look a Skittle!
astoriaspurs at 3/15/09 12:09:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
FemaLeZ... tHEy are rEaLZorS
astoriaspurs at 3/15/09 12:05:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Getting felt up never sounded so good.
astoriaspurs at 3/15/09 12:04:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Inevitably, the stepping stone towards a successful singing career is a crotch shot.
handeeman at 3/14/09 08:53:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Jose, can you see ?
gboro87 at 3/14/09 06:05:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
blind man in front row says, "i thought phish stopped touring years ago..."
furknee at 3/14/09 04:25:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
guy with water bottle says..." HEY!!!! would you mind moving two steps to the left. I got a little surprise for you!!!!!"
furknee at 3/14/09 04:23:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
guy with water bottle says...." Hey
111 would you mind moving two steps to te left. i got a little surprise for you.....!!!!!!"
wolf_121 at 3/14/09 03:55:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
If I can just reach a little bit further, I will finally be able to feel those tonsils of hers!
devildevil at 3/14/09 02:42:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
SORRY I TRIPPED!!

or

I SLIPPED AND FELL!
devildevil at 3/14/09 02:41:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
CAUTION : SLIPPERY WHEN WET!
devildevil at 3/14/09 02:40:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
SORRY I TRIPPED!!!
pluggy22 at 3/14/09 02:33:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
I can see her lips moving, but they're not in sync with the music??
Dogs name at 3/14/09 02:25:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Ooh! Piece of candy.
seriouswhite at 3/14/09 01:18:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
omg guys look at this....shes got a solid gold iced out grill for her vigina
seriouswhite at 3/14/09 01:12:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
britney to manager...."a gynocologist convention??....are you crazy??....my fucking pussy was hanging out!!"
seriouswhite at 3/14/09 12:55:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
ok....2 in the pink down....now just....a little....closer....and i will be able....to land one in the stink as well
seriouswhite at 3/14/09 12:49:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
OH SHIT GUYS....ITS A MAN!!!....EW EW EW EW EW EW EW....GET ME SOME FUCKING HAND SANITIZER!!!
seriouswhite at 3/14/09 12:43:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
proof that britneys vigina really does have its own gravitational pull
baboqq at 3/14/09 12:43:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
everyone is being fooled by the color blue...only i saw the true color...and it was pink!
seriouswhite at 3/14/09 12:32:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
to avoid any more vigina slips britney has hired a personal censor
seriouswhite at 3/14/09 12:28:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
the next day one of britneys scabees sold on ebay for a record $15 000
seriouswhite at 3/14/09 12:27:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
hey guys....the carpet DOES match the drapes
wokman at 3/14/09 08:27:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
O BABY BABY DO IT TO ONE MORE TIME
cdrix at 3/14/09 08:09:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
"Time expired... Insert 25 cents to continue"
v4lo replied:
cdrix said:
"Time expired... Insert 25 cents to continue"


me personally i think this is the best one =) sorry guys :) this one had me rolling.
thepuckmonkey at 3/14/09 08:09:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"knock knock knocking on heaven's door. yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah."
cdrix at 3/14/09 08:05:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
MY KEYS!!!!
thepuckmonkey at 3/14/09 08:01:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
... and now my vagina will sing a solo,
"smelly cat, smelly cat. It's not your fault."
crash2point2 at 3/14/09 07:50:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
THE NEW NAVY RECRUITMENT POSTER...

WE NEED A PLACE TO PUT OUR SEMEN!!!
the064cobra at 3/14/09 06:27:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Bet you I can change her pitch if it touch this...
opaldawg at 3/14/09 04:41:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Free Luna + Free feel up=Lots of comments

Go figure :-P
sknight88 at 3/14/09 04:12:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
When did Brittany dye her hair?
HaveYouMetNick at 3/14/09 04:03:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

eh...it's no Jonas Brothers concert...
dortiz at 3/14/09 02:52:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
I fingered a girl and i liked it.... :p
stareeolabrat at 3/14/09 02:13:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
That Jennifer really knows how to bust out a Tune-uh!
stareeolabrat at 3/14/09 02:11:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Sally paid the price for wearing her little sister's dress that night...
stareeolabrat at 3/14/09 02:11:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Don't let her modest behavior fool you, guys, this one will perform the way you want her to."
stareeolabrat at 3/14/09 02:09:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"And this, Children, is how you molest a smurf."
stareeolabrat at 3/14/09 02:09:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Boy George never had it so good!
brennan_i at 3/14/09 01:10:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
she's singing on MTV - Me Touch Vagina
eRayza at 3/14/09 12:05:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Lily instantly regretted doing a cover of "Reach Out And Touch Someone" by Noiseworks...
rover666999 at 3/13/09 11:50:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Watch out! Some of them snap and have teeth!!!
Shiv at 3/13/09 11:19:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 
Just checking to see if her G-String is tuned properly.
Reprica at 3/13/09 11:12:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
thats how i shake hands
Freelyx at 3/13/09 11:10:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

I swear officer, you guys got this all backwards!!! I wasn't reaching in, I just fell out!
Freelyx at 3/13/09 11:07:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

This is a good place for a Stick-Up.
Freelyx at 3/13/09 11:05:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I wanted her autograph and figured maybe she wrote her name in her undies... I always do. Jokes on me though, she wasn't wearing any.
theewizard at 3/13/09 10:20:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
even with this picture, i know my homies , aren't going to believe me .. when i tell them i was 'this' close.
grumpy1944 at 3/13/09 10:09:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
a soft taco
grumpy1944 at 3/13/09 10:09:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
a bearded clam....
intheheart at 3/13/09 09:42:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
SpongeBob? Is that you! OMG It is you SpongeBob!
Sidney Crosby at 3/13/09 09:24:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

could you please hold on to my keys and camera until after the show.....thank you!!
entben at 3/13/09 09:17:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The music world goes crazy for Yamaha's new voice synthesizer called, The Touch N Sing 2000.
oopymmit at 3/13/09 08:28:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
SHE'S LIP-SYNCHING!!!!!!
eli_sherer at 3/13/09 07:56:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Who wants this set of invisible underwear? (no undies???)
Redheadballer at 3/13/09 07:46:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
She has touched her fans for so long, now it was their turn to touch back.
Meadow at 3/13/09 06:56:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

*click*JohnDoe:::: "Great! This is going STRAIGHT to sexyandfunny.com!!"
mitzi11 at 3/13/09 06:44:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Hey, I found Papa Smurf!!
Piddly at 3/13/09 06:38:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Strangest first date ever.....
Crow45 at 3/13/09 06:12:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
She says down the mic "Come grap your hairs here"
johnnynonsense at 3/13/09 06:12:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"I meant give the finger to GEORGE Bush"
blunt4687 at 3/13/09 05:58:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
that's what she said.
spyx88 at 3/13/09 05:54:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
spyx88 said:
The blind and deaf section is in the front, the show also comes in Braille,
Or "And thats where she went where no woman went before, The note so high only dolphins and scorpians could hear it."
spyx88 at 3/13/09 05:43:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
The blind and deaf section is in the front, the show also comes in Braille,
birdsonthebat at 3/13/09 05:12:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"I think she's lip-syncing... here, let me check."
bowlthebass at 3/13/09 04:12:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
GOTCHA!
Shadrogue at 3/13/09 03:50:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Yeah, this isn't a caption submission because let's face it: it's too easy. But because it's too easy, I guess I will throw in my own.

"Try these new tampons: the Marble Sponge! I'm using one right now, can you feel it?"
Jarvi at 3/13/09 03:23:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Right, ... Where's The OFF Switch !!!
HarrisonFord at 3/13/09 02:48:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Swipe your credit card for unlimited access!
futurepro at 3/13/09 02:11:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

After numerous requests from Lilly Allen's gynaecologist for her to attend his clinic, he finally decides a more novel approach is required to perform an examination.
Newfie Cowboy at 3/13/09 12:19:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Lily Allen, "Live at Bush Hall"
convictionx21 at 3/13/09 10:03:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Gay Test : If you noticed the weird hump on her back first... I've got bad news for you.
henz32 at 3/13/09 09:36:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"BALLS: No, she doesn't have em...but he sure does."
ADMAN_28 at 3/13/09 08:55:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Dam, my watch came off
CCraig1984 at 3/13/09 08:18:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Are those Crabs? God I'm hungry!!!"
rlwrob123 at 3/13/09 08:11:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
the vortex comming from between her legs is sucking the whole crowd into a deathtrap
noklerin at 3/13/09 07:57:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
SWEET! VIP seats come with a hand warmer!
rfarh22 at 3/13/09 07:06:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I knew your voice sounded a little too deep!
Damion_s at 3/13/09 06:38:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Ooh! A piece of candy"
xBlade9 at 3/13/09 06:18:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
girl with mic - "raise your hand if you dont know how to please a woman"
(im not a chubby chaser so i hope i dont win that prize lol)
hihoops5 at 3/13/09 06:03:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I thought you used a different Diaphragm for singing!
Wilson19 at 3/13/09 06:00:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
It wasn't until after the show that Lily Allen realised that a fan had slipped some one dollar bills into her outfit.
dm0ney at 3/13/09 05:10:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Thank goodness I went for front row, this is once in a lifetime!
old smelly old Dick at 3/13/09 04:59:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

MUST...SEND...PIC to SandF!!!
chvy79z at 3/13/09 04:53:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
mmmm....a blueberry!
tarangan at 3/13/09 04:29:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
who wants my clitring for 20$..........(guy below): i gt another one for free :P
jimmyjohn1234 at 3/13/09 04:28:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Look! I can shove my fist in her childhood dreams! (Reference to the Jon LaJoie- Show me your genitals video)
Panzer Kunst at 3/13/09 04:23:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Okay, there's the G string. Now where is the B string?
Ovechkinator at 3/13/09 04:18:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Man...when i said I missed it by a c***hair, i damn well meant it!
maxsm64 at 3/13/09 04:09:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Excuse me ma'am, but your cameltoe was showing, just gimme a sec and I'll fix it."
Invisibleman at 3/13/09 03:49:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I've heard of being caught in public with your pants down, but this is ridiculous!!!
Dio737 at 3/13/09 03:39:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Why front row concert seats are so expensive (sorry dandydon but i couldent think up my own caption)
jermoore at 3/13/09 02:51:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Not looking for the prize, but am I the only one who noticed the decent-looking, nearly-naked babe in the background, trying to catch a picture of the scene?
omerojs at 3/13/09 02:47:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Everyone please........ get in line for the free sample....
holdfast126 at 3/13/09 02:20:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
I hope that my music has touched all of you tonight, i know i was touched by all of you!
teh question at 3/13/09 01:48:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Pop Star: "Would you do me a favor and change the Batteries in my "OhMiBod" Vibrator, I can't sing half as well without being able to FEEEEL the Music Pulsing through my pussy"

Crowd: *All clamor for her*
ninjalinesman at 3/13/09 01:47:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
"Pull the string and she sings!"
ninjalinesman at 3/13/09 01:46:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Thank you london! youve been amazing! If anyone would be interested in buying a CD they are crammed inside my vagina"
capn jack at 3/13/09 01:35:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I found your "cherry chapstick"!!! : )
joeyjoejoe replied:
I think you're getting your brit pop singers confused.
LpeterL at 3/13/09 01:28:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
What the hell is that on her back?!
mightywhite at 3/13/09 01:18:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
I found the girl that posted about her steaming vagina, I have proof!!!!!
dizol419 at 3/13/09 01:17:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
FREE CONCERT AND BEAVER SHOW ........... YESS !!!
Holden13 at 3/13/09 01:04:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
What this isnt the restroom?!?!?! An this mic isnt toilet paper?!?!?
asavage666 at 3/13/09 12:32:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I bet I can get her to hit that HIGH C!
EazyJake at 3/13/09 12:32:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Here's the money for last night.
miniwb at 3/13/09 12:27:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
oops! I dropped my phone!
timberwolf51 at 3/13/09 12:26:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Wow! Check this out! She's lip-synching with both sets of lips!
khaine117 at 3/13/09 12:22:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Reach, for the stars!
H4x at 3/13/09 12:05:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

The bad news: It took a while, but the Large Hadron Collider finally created a localized miniature blackhole.

The good news? Look where it popped up!
warmace at 3/13/09 12:03:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Reach out and touch someone with the new AT&T Fuze.
madfire2281 at 3/13/09 12:02:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
i heard of 3-D shows but scratch and sniff ! who would have thought
madfire2281 at 3/12/09 11:54:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
reach to far and they will find victoria's real secret
SErunner at 3/12/09 11:51:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
This performer believes in giving her audience a more "hands on" experience at her shows.
CavScout5096 at 3/12/09 11:38:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

The Fisherman reaches into the Crabpot, to collect his bountiful harvest of Crabs.
CavScout5096 at 3/12/09 11:35:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"but mooooom I wanna pet the furry kitty!"
nvoaos at 3/12/09 11:34:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
and then to complete the trick you pull a quarter out.
bigmoose at 3/12/09 11:32:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh man, I hope they don't smell my fart!!
hercules at 3/12/09 11:28:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Onstage fisting, everybody's doing it!
pongidman at 3/12/09 11:23:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
At long last a woman was within Gerald's reach.
grdigits at 3/12/09 11:20:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
When I said that the mic wasn't on and you should push the button in, that's not what i meant!
Nargle at 3/12/09 11:07:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
It's a boy!
customizer007cts@aol.com at 3/12/09 10:53:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
who wants to fell my penis
rooferick at 3/12/09 10:43:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Allright! Who left the curtains open?
happymeal at 3/12/09 10:09:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Afterwards there was a game called guess who?
DGK14 at 3/12/09 09:08:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
she's not singing, she's actually having a massive orgasm
Hands87 at 3/12/09 08:40:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Hello Raccoon City! Hey, no biting!"
bkbuggin at 3/12/09 08:32:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Is this your third nipple?
ronstheman at 3/12/09 08:11:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
thoughts of singer *how can i act like more of a slag than i usually do?*
kbf? at 3/12/09 07:59:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
HIGH FIVE!
brendanrat at 3/12/09 07:41:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Everybody look, these are the panties i'm wearing tonight!
ILuvAllGirls at 3/12/09 07:38:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

I'm sure she will thank me later. I hate wedgie...
Kfrancis at 3/12/09 07:25:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hmmmm... Now lets see who will be the first one to snatch her snatch
ushitushi at 3/12/09 07:05:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

is this lilly allen? comment " Shes a sheila allright"
ballie800 at 3/12/09 06:26:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"What's the girl in the crowd doing there?"
Big Mike at 3/12/09 06:05:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Everybody that wants to see me take a dump raise your hand. When I give you the word you pull the cork out little boy....
hotcoolrasta at 3/12/09 05:39:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Wish my arms were longer right about now!!
sleepneat at 3/12/09 05:34:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Yanking a few pubs to sell on ebay.
dakid211 at 3/12/09 05:29:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

hey dude, smell my finger!!!
bdtdb at 3/12/09 05:23:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh, I hope she takes MasterCard..
TotalRecall at 3/12/09 05:20:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Ohhhhh Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
zzachary at 3/12/09 05:06:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+19 
Concert ticket $30. Concert t-shirt (size medium) $30. One domestic beer $8. Touching a pop-stars landing strip, Priceless
mOOse replied:
win!
caxdly at 3/12/09 05:01:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
What a TOUCHING performance!!
SamSJester at 3/12/09 04:57:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
So Close!...... Yet so far...
cpldoux3338 at 3/12/09 04:50:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
scratch and sniff
protest05 at 3/12/09 04:43:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
"And that's how you make your thumb disappear!"
Chris1972 at 3/12/09 04:40:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

So this is where you put the quarters in.
Newfie Cowboy at 3/12/09 04:29:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
nscam1 at 3/12/09 04:29:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Worst high five ever.
maxpj at 3/12/09 04:21:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+8 
MY CELL PHONE !!!!!
asonj23 replied:
I was thinking... "Bitch, give me my phone back!"
RBK at 3/12/09 04:20:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+5 

Why front row seats are so expensive...
redneckgator000 at 3/12/09 04:09:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

This is better than an Autograf
scosawema at 3/12/09 04:07:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Despite being felt up she still never missed the beat
Dash171 at 3/12/09 04:04:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

"His penis is this big, so he has to use his thumb!"
scott7373 at 3/12/09 04:04:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+7 
green light...........................................................RED LIGHT!!!
strickj replied:
Dude! thats like the greatest green light game ever!
Bravo!
Slygathor at 3/12/09 04:02:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Here kitty, kitty, kitty
zboner at 3/12/09 04:02:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+6 

The Itsdy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout..............................
bigboy1615 at 3/12/09 04:01:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
told you she was a guy!
may at 3/12/09 03:53:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

ill start the bidding for my piss at 100
Dartagnon at 3/12/09 03:43:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+7 
I dare you to pull that string.
Dartagnon at 3/12/09 03:43:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I bet I can make her REALLY sing.
Anarchy4all at 3/12/09 03:16:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
If there's no velvet rope or "No Touching" signs, no one can blame you for touching anything that begs to be touched.
zboner replied:
The Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout.................................

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