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mOOse at 9/6/10 08:22:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and the winner is nscam1 with +10. please post your username on myfreecams here or PM it to me on the forums! thanks for playing all!
Shaken_Not_Stirred replied:
I think we should try to set up another one =]

It's good promotion imo.
PhD replied:
I hate you
nscam1 replied:
it is nscam1
thank to those 10 people that helped me win!
drumliner at 9/5/10 10:15:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Gillette: The best a man can get. Now featuring a stripper housewife at any chosen local bar. She irons, too.
Nunbrew at 9/5/10 01:45:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is this what they mean when they say "I'm bi-polar"
Zeeker518 at 9/5/10 01:03:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Can't seem to separate home from work.
ASHOJR at 9/4/10 05:57:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn it, Helga! When I said iron my shirt and polish my POLE, I had something else in mind!
ghg at 9/4/10 03:58:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Fucking mouse. I'll never get my outfit ready in time to do my set like this.
Juggy at 9/4/10 01:13:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Multitasking. She's proving blondes can.
BIGDBLO at 9/3/10 11:02:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Honey I said the red shirt, cant u do anything right!!!
propman14 at 9/3/10 08:48:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's a start gentleman but the perfect wife needs to make a sandwich at the same time, there is much work to be done.
OnTheBottle at 9/3/10 06:32:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to see a pole routine that takes the wrinkles out of my pants.
the.amazing.spyderman at 9/3/10 05:28:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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price is right ratings boost fail:

"for our next showcase we have the brand new kenmore iron and ironing board set. with 5 temp settings and steam this set will make ironing a breeze. they can be yours if the price is right"
the.amazing.spyderman at 9/3/10 05:22:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I thought this was how all strippers kept their flat abs
Jordi21 at 9/3/10 01:06:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is that a crease I see in ur bikini?
HyruleanHyroe at 9/3/10 12:39:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Those shoes are a ridiculous choice for pole-ironing.
bsodbb at 9/3/10 09:19:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Her Permanent Press, Makes Me Wrinkle Free!!!
Newblit at 9/3/10 09:17:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now if only she could be cooking.
1 MURPH 1 at 9/3/10 07:50:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I call fake. That irons not eve plugged in!
Krumm1214 at 9/3/10 06:05:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now if only she could make a sandwich with her feet, she would be perfect
fishbrain at 9/3/10 04:48:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Feet, balloons, fur, latex, diapers... now this? What ISN'T a fetish?
studgem17 at 9/3/10 12:43:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dumb Blonde! I said your F****N Routine needs to be ironed out!
Ovechkinator at 9/3/10 12:39:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Look at your wife. Now back at me. Now back at your wife and again back at me. Sadly, your wife is not me. But she could be like me if she signed up for Uncle mOOse's stripping school. Look down. Where are your pants? Look up, they being ironed by your new stripper wife. Look down and back up, now she's in a bar ironing your pants for you. Anything's possible when your wife is a stripper.

I'm on a pole.
kenny suga at 9/2/10 11:48:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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vegas laundromats are getting crazy
Thanasi at 9/2/10 11:06:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The Simpsons already did it.
Newfie Cowboy at 9/2/10 08:01:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Not fair, she's using that iron to keep herself balanced on the pole.
ofd291 at 9/2/10 06:28:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Can she clean the toilet too?
Thanasi at 9/2/10 05:54:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The Golden Banana, Now Featuring...Your Wife!
MacDaddy at 9/2/10 05:04:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OI! what the hell you doing out of the kitchen?
Isobar at 9/2/10 05:02:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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buy one get one free stiffys. Ge them while they are hot!
T-e-A at 9/2/10 02:26:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Take that Women 19s Rights Movement!!!
T-e-A replied:

Take that Women's Rights Movement!! (no idea how I hit 19)
Thunders at 9/2/10 02:05:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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...and who said that a woman can't multi-task ??
Bronzethumb at 9/2/10 12:07:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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BREAKING NEWS: Scientists design perfect woman. Internal testing decides the eyes aren't quite right. Focus groups don't care.
kwiksand at 9/2/10 12:01:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Due to the increasing pressures of the recession, stay at home mother Maddison has to pick up a 2nd job pole dancing at her local pub. I hope you see this Obama...
Shadwa at 9/2/10 11:34:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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With all the new washers and dryers out there today that do everything, the dry cleaner business had to take out all the stops in their advertising campaign.
opaldawg at 9/2/10 11:03:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Look mom, all that money for pole dancing classes paid off! And Dad I can iron your clothes too!
Isobar at 9/2/10 10:50:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Throw in a beer and a steak and you have manadise.
ma23 at 9/2/10 10:43:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The daughter of Iron Man and Stripperella making her debut.
tittyjangles at 9/2/10 10:30:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Strippers: Making men's pants stiff and starched since the beginning of time
BLADE3000 at 9/2/10 08:57:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dammmnnnnnn Girl!
nvsblmn at 9/2/10 08:47:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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...and then you woke up
The_Real_Slacker at 9/2/10 08:28:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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With only so many hours in the day, Jane had found that taking her house chores to work was the only way to get all her responsibilitys done.
Big_Man at 9/2/10 08:14:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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With no outlet in sight, it should be interesting to see what she plugs the iron into.
dreifort at 9/2/10 07:23:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You know, unlike Monica, I get the stains out as soon as they happen. So same time again next week Mr. President?
iceman681 at 9/2/10 06:21:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and next up for America's got talent.... Bubbles!!!
yankeesfan208 at 9/2/10 05:53:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wife Auditions
detroit nick at 9/2/10 05:51:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Someone tell that bitch to grow a third arm so she can cook me something, too.
lazydude223 at 9/2/10 05:48:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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BEST WOMAN EVER!
giggitygoon at 9/2/10 05:47:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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if you arent stiff then let me at least iron your pants nice and stiff
TexasKnight at 9/2/10 05:26:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OK Mr. Genie we have covered wealth and health. Now for my third wish......
Jim Henson at 9/2/10 05:21:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And they said a home office was a bad choice
rooferick at 9/2/10 04:51:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The stripper asked me to make her feel like a wife so I gave her my shirt and said iron this.
mitzi11 at 9/2/10 04:18:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Implants $25,000
Stripper pole $1,000
Bikini $300
High Heels $100
Making her do your Ironing at work
PRICELESS!!!!!!
MertonSussex at 9/2/10 04:16:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you listen very, very closely, you can hear Gloria Steinem exploding in the distance.
RDC at 9/2/10 03:58:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My wife seems to love doing housework ever since I installed these new support columns.
firemonk at 9/2/10 03:57:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is that a....

...bra hanging from the ceiling?
firemonk at 9/2/10 03:53:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HOLY CRAP!!...



...I love this commercial! Can someone turn it up?!
yankeesfan208 at 9/2/10 03:36:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Too good to be true....
mstem55 at 9/2/10 03:33:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"What can I say, I like my dollar bills wrinkle free"
albatrossity at 9/2/10 02:47:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Iron Maiden!!!!
the.amazing.spyderman at 9/2/10 02:10:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Budweiser! Beer of champions.

Meet Michelle. Current record holder of the "freestyle" competition at the annual PDA (pole dancers association) after last year where she gave new meaning to team spirit by ironing an entire football teams jerseys while dancing. This years competition should be interesting as it seems her long rival Nancy has made statements claiming to be able to Hula hoop while "on the pole".

We salute you Michelle. Champion of the pole.

Drink Budweiser!
Kahlil at 9/2/10 02:01:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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FACT: Women who are bad at ironing clothes are strippers.
benjipop at 9/2/10 01:55:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'mso hot Imake this iron steam
duck28 at 9/2/10 01:42:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ya but can she cook???
dstank13 at 9/2/10 01:09:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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some guy tipped her 5 bucks and bet she couldnt dance and chew gum at the same time......after the song was over he was last seen tipping her a $20 and walking out with his head down.
roadhogg at 9/2/10 01:05:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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WOW looks like she scared everyone off
Zeiss Ikon at 9/2/10 12:56:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Working moms never looked like this in my day...
trashuk at 9/2/10 12:39:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is the way i done me ironing when i was a bloke!!!!
Classified at 9/2/10 12:37:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Multitasking taken to a whole new height.
cheebamonkeysox at 9/2/10 12:18:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Apparently her chest isn't all that's fake... damn iron isn't even plugged in.
Big Mike at 9/2/10 12:16:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I am woman, hear me roar and watch me strip and iron for tips....
Bauergoalie29 at 9/2/10 12:07:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Still can't turn a ho into a housewife
farmguy at 9/1/10 11:53:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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White, the perfect color for all kitchen appliances
foyboy at 9/1/10 11:49:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That collar is not the only thing she is making too stiff!
Ovechkinator at 9/1/10 11:44:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now i can't even go to a bar with my buddies without having my wife around...
jo1jo1mo1jo1 at 9/1/10 11:42:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you shove a broom up her arse she can also sweep the floor.
<3Kittens at 9/1/10 11:39:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is just a warm up, for the big finish she uses her other hand to make a sandwich.
Shaken_Not_Stirred at 9/1/10 11:30:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wonderwoman eat your heart out, this chick can even make ironing entertaining.
Steelflex27 at 9/1/10 11:14:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMG!! a budweiser sign!!! yumm :D
joemama22 at 9/1/10 10:45:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's amazing every item of clothing that I own is now pressed to perfection!
TheBigSB at 9/1/10 10:21:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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WHY THE F*CK IS THAT PLACE EMPTY?!???!
derp8 at 9/1/10 10:16:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Let's hope she remembered to take the tips out of her shirt pocket first.
tickleguy at 9/1/10 10:11:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wow that reminds me, I am good with a knife, bad with a wife! She be perfect for me.
jeterman at 9/1/10 09:45:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now if she could just add cooking to the routine, we'd have the perfect wife
zzachary at 9/1/10 09:35:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is the part of Summer's act that has gotten her 60 dozen roses, 35 tennis bracelets, 14 BMWs, and over 100 marriage proposals.
grdigits at 9/1/10 09:34:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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More impressive than Iron Man Cal Ripken's 2,632 consecutive games is this Iron Woman.
spin4lcord at 9/1/10 09:28:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"All I need now is a kitchen surrounding me"
zombiefreak7 at 9/1/10 09:07:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Take-your-kids to work day just got awesome.
frankdolce80 at 9/1/10 08:25:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Martha Stewart is looking good these days!
johnnybbaby at 9/1/10 08:25:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She can also give quite the lap dance while cooking a three course meal.
Beno62442 at 9/1/10 08:25:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"OK, I'm here for the ironing contest... wait, what's that girl doing on that pole? What is this place?? and why is my husband hard hat hanging on the wall?? WHAT THE F***???? Although I do like the Christmas lights, it's kinda romantic."
nscam1 at 9/6/10 08:20:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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jesus christ mom, just iron my damn shirt.
mOOse replied:
win!
tittyjangles at 9/1/10 08:22:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who ever said you can't turn a ho into a housewife?
Every Morning at 9/1/10 08:00:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Sarah irons out her routine before the big night.
rimmer43 at 9/1/10 07:31:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Judith hated it when her feet started to ache doing the ironing!
BedroomEyes at 9/1/10 07:24:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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During this tough economy, even Pole Dancers have to get little side jobs. As we see here, Moondust can even do this one from home.
Kahlil at 9/1/10 07:04:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She's obviously in med school.
s1c8o7t at 9/1/10 06:54:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Its nice to see Willow has become productive in the real world.
matt1colorado at 9/1/10 06:24:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn it woman! I said medium starch!!!
bigboy1615 at 9/1/10 06:16:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Single mothers have now found a way to work and do chores.
CF at 9/1/10 06:14:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So that's what happened to Ann Coulter.
D Ddun at 9/1/10 06:07:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Despite early success, Ernie's Stripping Housewives Emporium closed quickly after repeated burns.
primer at 9/1/10 06:06:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The PERFECT wife!!!!!
jjma14 at 9/1/10 05:47:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OCD: Ironing your clothes immediately after taking them off.
dropboxman006 at 9/1/10 05:45:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Its the new service for all strip clubs now, cleaning and ironing your clothes so you don't get in trouble with the other half smelling like strippers.
dropboxman006 at 9/1/10 05:44:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Starting out the night with friends at their place and drinking beer: $20
Drinking at the strip club: $30
receiving/buying lap dances: $50

Coming home to the Girlfriend or Wife and not smelling like stripper: Priceless
dropboxman006 at 9/1/10 05:41:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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its the new stripper dance, the iron board dance
justblues at 9/1/10 05:35:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A lap dance? Sure let me just iron my sons shirt.
timberwolf51 at 9/1/10 05:05:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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With competition getting more intense in the laundry business, new ways to attract customers are being tried.
rikki18 at 9/1/10 04:59:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Women are best when they multi task - everything a man loves.
orphen20 at 9/1/10 04:57:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That's what I called "ironic dancing pole".
mr300 at 9/1/10 04:54:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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bachelor parties, showing you more and more what you wont get when your married. later on she'll probably give him head.
ZHunterX at 9/1/10 04:49:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The perfect woman: a combination of form and function.
grumpy1944 at 9/1/10 04:48:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Kick Ass body........and I am domesticated
grumpy1944 at 9/1/10 04:47:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Multi tasking at its best........eat your heart out
danny1000 at 9/1/10 04:45:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A woman`s work is never done
lxplaya at 9/1/10 04:35:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ok, she can iron. But, can she make me a sandwich?
Joabif at 9/1/10 04:30:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pole dancing and ironing. The only two things women do better than men.
PhD at 9/2/10 02:44:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why isn't this taking place in the kitchen?
mr300 at 9/1/10 04:02:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
one more reason to get out and support your local single moms!
PhD at 9/2/10 02:44:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Paradox, giving you an erection and flat pants at the same time!
Venomkd at 9/1/10 04:00:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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ahh the irony of stripping
PhD at 9/1/10 03:58:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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IRONWOMAN, beat this, Ironman!
Neal at 9/1/10 03:21:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Just another reason to get your wife a stripper pole
Badkarma at 9/1/10 12:06:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I can take care of the house and pay the bills, told you.
Shaken_Not_Stirred at 9/1/10 10:56:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Strippers, ironing your clothes one dance at a time.

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