Caption Contest 19
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Description: A WTF one this time, I wonder what you guys will come up with. An awesome prize for the winner, 50 credits to VirtuaGirl ($50 value!) which will enable you to download quite a few full desktop stripteases and other stuff!

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Views: 61793 Date: 10/06/10 Favorited: 0

Danny Dix at 11/18/11 06:07:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
AND she can use Handicunt parking spots.
Danny Dix at 11/18/11 06:06:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
AND she can use Handcunt parking spots.
mOOse at 10/11/10 12:45:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

...and the winner is mr300 with +11! i have sent you a PM on the forum.

thanks everyone who entered, some great entries as well as the whole mistaking it for a fox head made this one pretty hilarious. i have to admit though, the antlers are a little hard to see so my first reaction was that it was a fox head too!
Herukam at 10/11/10 11:17:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
"Look out! It's gonna blow!"
mapleleaf12 at 10/11/10 08:14:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Magic isn't good enough for Santa's reindeer, they need segways.
tjaeger at 10/11/10 01:27:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I wonder how many people think foxes have antlers.
ljcamp2011 at 10/10/10 06:58:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Now: "Wow, this is soooo much fun!" Later: "Will I remember giving this blow job?"
nuts24 at 10/10/10 06:39:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Of course I'm going to a stag party. Why do you ask?
the.amazing.spyderman at 10/9/10 06:49:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

It's a wonderful life: South Beach edition
kp911 at 10/9/10 11:11:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Christmas came early, and so did the guy in that Honda...
BigBadWolf at 10/8/10 11:57:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Firefox private browsing, the segway of browsers
flameace35 at 10/8/10 08:21:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Segway Scooter: $1500
Mascot Head: $80
Digital Camera: $160
Firecrackers: $2
The resulting conversation when your parents find this picture of you on the internet: priceless.
Newfie Cowboy at 10/8/10 08:01:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Alvin finally realized why the chipmunks had such high voices.
teter242 at 10/8/10 07:46:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Reporting live from world record news: Let's see if you can jump 5 cars before you completely turn into a fox. GO!
asonj23 at 10/8/10 07:01:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

A stripped and humiliated Faline finds a much faster segway to outrun the flames and rescue Bambi from the hunters.
dreifort at 10/8/10 08:18:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Oh wont you take me home tonight?
In your double Ds I so delight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed deer you make the Segway wheels go round
Fat bottomed deer you make the Segway wheels go round
trusso2009 at 10/7/10 05:04:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The rare and seldom seen, "brown tailed doe" !
ASHSON at 10/7/10 11:18:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Firefox - Now bringing porn to the streets.
eli_sherer at 10/7/10 10:18:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Nothing Saggy on this Seggy
Threefinger at 10/7/10 09:50:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
WAIT! COME BACK!! I just got the barbecue lit!!
bigmac414 at 10/7/10 09:36:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
I said "show me the car fax" not the car fox!
lilith333 at 10/7/10 09:20:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
Do a barrel roll!!!
Diggit at 10/7/10 08:30:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I can't let you do that, Starfox.
Diggit replied:
oh damn, now i see the antlers.
ssyrc at 10/7/10 07:47:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Well, someone once said you can't catch a breeze while riding a segway. This'll prove them wrong
wellfkme at 10/7/10 07:10:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
The girl in back laughs because there are no segway parking spots...and there's a hunter hiding in the bushes.
Th3Tyr4nt at 10/7/10 05:14:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
This poor girl must have no sense of shame whatsoever. I mean, really, being seen in public on a segway?
cman69 at 10/7/10 05:08:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Mommy.... What's that?
bigd222 at 10/7/10 04:55:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Super-Nude-Booby-Deer! To The Rescue!
TexasKnight at 10/7/10 04:48:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

TexasKnight said:
I told my wife I would like to have a mounted deer head my buddies would be envious of.
TexasKnight at 10/7/10 04:45:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

I told my wife I 19d like to have a mounted deer head my buddies would be envious of.
dreifort at 10/7/10 04:25:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Sega redesigning their marketing from Sonic the Hedgehog to Sally the Hoe on a Segway. Their hopes are to draw in more customers from the single 40 yr olds who live with their moms.
Shaken_Not_Stirred at 10/7/10 04:11:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

We must be very very quiet as we approach the rare nude segway riding reindeer so as not to scare it from it's parking lot environment, look closely at the shapely hips and beautiful bosom. This is an absolutely beautiful specimen.
mitzi11 at 10/7/10 04:05:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Ahhhhhaaa nice tail!! Oh wait thats not a tail :{
Baradz at 10/7/10 03:28:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Santa has finally decided to retire the reindeer this year. Time to upgrade!
johndoe0007 at 10/7/10 02:55:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch ME!
stalion at 10/7/10 02:53:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Why mom never comes deer hunting
Bertmax at 10/7/10 02:41:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Doe! A deer! A female...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??!?
nscam1 at 10/7/10 02:38:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+10 
rudolph the red nosed reindeer
was a very skanky hoe
and if you ever saw her
her tits were likely to show

all of the other skank hoes
used to hate and call her names
they never let poor rudolph
join in any skank hoe games

then one sunny summer day
on her fast segway
rudolph with her tits displayed
finally had gotten laid

then all the skank hoes loved her
as they shouted out with glee
rudolph the red nosed reindeer
"i love the look of no panties"
Bertmax at 10/7/10 02:36:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Forget Manbearpig, Womansegwaydeer is headed your way! Seriously!!
KirbyJo at 10/7/10 01:59:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
Where am I? I can't see? Why did you put something on my head?
mcflym at 10/7/10 01:55:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
A great way to increase membership of The Tufty Club!
Big Mike at 10/7/10 01:49:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Mama, is that you?
Steelflex27 at 10/7/10 01:07:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

the newest species only recently discovered, a deer-human-segway hybrid. total numbers have not been secified, but it seems this one is already being hunted down. only time will tell if the species will survive.
shortend at 10/7/10 12:48:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Now we know what Segway Inc. owner Jimi Heselden was going after when he drove his off that cliff. Oh...too soon?
Chris1972 at 10/7/10 12:12:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

Looks like six more weeks of winter. I definitely see a shadow.
test at 10/7/10 12:12:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  

After quickly being shunned from society, Bambie made her return to the wild.
D Ddun at 10/6/10 11:56:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Yet another reason you never rush out on the meadow.
goldenfoxs at 10/6/10 11:55:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
reporter: Hello it seems santa has lost a rain deer
cheebamonkeysox at 10/6/10 11:47:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

General Pepper: It's about time you showed up, Fox. You're the only hope for our world.

Fox McCloud: I'll do my best. Andross won't have his way with me.
J2fox at 10/6/10 10:59:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Firefox... Now bringing you boobs in more ways than you could desire.
Badkarma at 10/6/10 10:34:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
I told you I would do anything to win a bet
Oscilloscope at 10/6/10 10:17:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
It really is a deer head, but don't let that hold ya back.
injuredpelican at 10/6/10 10:05:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

She was on her way to the Furry convention, but her friends purposely gave her the wrong directions to avoid being outclassed.
jeterman at 10/6/10 09:49:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Her friend told her that men love three things: boobs, technology, and hunting. She has no idea where she went wrong
BedroomEyes at 10/6/10 09:33:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
HELP, POLICE........that naked bitch is stealing my Segway
Dartagnon at 10/6/10 09:06:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The new parking lot security at Chip&Dales strip club has increased business by 20%
slygotony at 10/6/10 08:55:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
The Fat Ass Squirrel Club of Cinncinatti today announced the purchase of 10 new Segway units to be used in next month's Fat Ass Squirrel Pride Week parade.
hoss23 at 10/6/10 08:30:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
How can I possibly see that cliff I am about to drive off of with this mascot head on?
dwchab at 10/6/10 08:26:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Good thing it isn't a Lemming mask...
loverman99 at 10/6/10 08:18:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Deer? What deer? All I see is a nice Beaver!
hyrule472 at 10/6/10 08:17:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
since i have no need to win a contest i will instead lol at everyone who doesn't see it as a reindeer head or at least a deer head. about 11 so far.. so.. lollollollollollollollollollollol
nscam1 replied:
i agree. how can you mistake it for a fox?
Nunbrew at 10/6/10 08:08:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Fox News initiation day for Sarah Palin.
spin4lcord at 10/6/10 08:00:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Miss Fox shit fireworks when she saw what was coming right for her
dropboxman006 at 10/6/10 07:43:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Just so everybody was comfortable, everybody had to wear a mask for casual friday.
mr300 at 10/6/10 07:35:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
how to achieve successful reindeer games... naked chick, fireworks and no ben affleck.
stubipo at 10/6/10 07:33:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Playboys new film Foxy Hunting 5 was suffering from serious buget cuts
kenny suga at 10/6/10 07:30:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
mrs. fox always found a way to segway into her naked 4 of july story
papabaloo at 10/6/10 07:07:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
It's a reindeer head...
scottdudeman at 10/6/10 07:07:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Hey! Wait-up, I want to ride your Bush Kangaroo/Segway!
s1c8o7t at 10/6/10 07:00:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

In a hurry to the Furry Convention, Janet found a way to get across town and dry off from her shower at the same time.
mr300 at 10/6/10 06:40:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
a first photo glimpse of the new internet sensation, 2 girls 1 segway.
phurious at 10/6/10 06:26:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Can I get the carfox please?
asonj23 at 10/6/10 05:29:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  

Firefox and Segway have combined forces to create an even faster death trap.
mr300 at 10/6/10 05:11:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Let's see if we cant light your fart with a fire cracker. And just for laughs, lets put you naked on a segway wearing a fox mask. college news stories are the best!
timberwolf51 at 10/6/10 05:05:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Firefox creates an ad aimed at the "Nudists who ride Segways" market.
grumpy1944 at 10/6/10 04:45:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Roadrunner.......we don't need no stinkin Roadrunner....we have the FOX...Roadrunner BEWARE!
Kory at 10/6/10 04:40:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
Welcome to the competitive world of sexy forest animal Segway racing.
Tim the Tool Man at 10/6/10 04:29:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

The real reason why Segway owner Jimi Heselden became distracted, drove off a cliff into the River Wharfe, and drowned.
hotcoolrasta at 10/6/10 04:16:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Yup, wearing the fox mask actually makes her hotter. Takes "bagging her" to a new level!!
Anarchy4all at 10/6/10 04:01:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you: streaking of the future.
mr300 at 10/6/10 03:53:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+11 
what would you do for a klondike bar?
jsagrav at 10/6/10 03:01:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Does riding a Segway with a fox head on make my butt look big?

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