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Views: 93063 Date: 04/01/08 Favorited: 1

Tags: caption, woman, babe, man, bike, run over, street

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AmVet at 8/26/11 06:09:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Sexy enough to make a scooter act like a real BIKE!
gimpymagoo at 6/15/11 11:00:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is that a Scooter or are you just happy to see me?
Adrian762 at 8/13/09 01:18:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Eat your heart out Casey Stoner!!
Bilgediver at 8/13/09 12:52:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey baby, at the scooter store, I got this completely paid for with my Medicare!
Bilgediver at 8/13/09 12:51:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm Batman!
Troutman413 at 4/13/08 02:45:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How about if I do a wheelie with you!!!!
kered not so big at 4/12/08 12:45:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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magnetic knickers.......



Ahh well might not be a good comment BUT upgrade and I am considering going NAKED for SnFF and the only way U will see me is to Upgrade and view the pics.... baby
Love Kered
coffeevamp8 at 4/12/08 02:24:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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its gonna be a drive by fucking
elmor at 4/12/08 02:01:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'll teach you to walk out on me you slut!
Nate1286 at 4/10/08 12:00:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Brings a whole new meaning to "I hit that!"

haha
endo22 at 4/9/08 09:00:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I Hit It"
opiate522 at 4/9/08 07:47:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That's not all she gets up!
bonesdth at 4/8/08 12:20:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I would love to hit that!!!
coopcooper44 at 4/7/08 11:00:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The Nephew of Evel Knievel that never quite seemed right... Crazy Carl Knievel!!!
Diesal at 4/7/08 12:39:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Famous last words. "Hey Baby Watch This!"
koyrampies at 4/7/08 10:31:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I get it up for you babe
bulletproof28 at 4/6/08 06:55:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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See!! I am cool! I told you I was.
crash2point2 at 4/6/08 04:30:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Where the F**K is Waldo???
entben at 4/5/08 11:58:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The reason why you don't put a pussy magnet in a scooter.
edmjimbo at 4/5/08 08:44:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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so you like my mini skirt? couldnt tell lol
weirdbox at 4/5/08 04:34:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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God damn it! My balls slipped to the back again!
Hand-E-Food at 4/5/08 11:48:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Katie knew she could get any guy up in an instant.
kimboss at 4/5/08 06:55:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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scooter's...more power than u think, get one now to make heads turn!!
saxgodd at 4/5/08 03:31:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Open up I'm gonna park my scooter in it
ruthlesstony at 4/5/08 01:05:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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For you baby I'd pop a wheelie anytime.
Angelus10 replied:
My bike is getting an erection again ...
bgregs at 4/4/08 11:22:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn, I KNEW I shouldn't have put the Viagra in my tank!!
tml100 at 4/4/08 10:30:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If he was going the other way, I would swear he was trying to see her pussy.
Maybe hes hopin to scare the hell out of her and see them tits bounce.
redneckgator000 at 4/4/08 03:45:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Vespa Viagera " Cation only one per tankfull"
duck9673 at 4/4/08 03:08:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Your blond ex-wife takes everything but the scooter...what would you do?
alfalfa140 at 4/4/08 01:12:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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XD he's TRYING to run her over!! is that his way of meeting hot women? "sorry i ran you over how about diner?"
Slim01111 at 4/4/08 10:44:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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As shitty as the scooter is, it has a huge pussy magnet
dramabirdyx at 4/4/08 05:55:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Nothing impresses the ladies like a wheelie on your Vespa
omarpower at 4/4/08 03:08:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This might be his only solution to his erectile disfunction.
2004flstf at 4/3/08 10:48:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Mopeds are a lot like ugly chicks... they can be a whole lotta fun to ride as long as your friends (or hot chicks) don't see you doing it!
SlaveLover at 4/3/08 06:45:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HA ! I told that " AFRICAN AMERICAN " in the wheelchair that my scooter was faster !!!
mOOse at 4/3/08 05:00:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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the winner is h4x, who had the most ratings before everyones ratings dropped. the next caption contest will feature a few changes to make sure this doesn't happen again.
mOOse replied:
and i forgot to say, thanks everyone who contributed.. i really didn't expect 230 captions and there was lots of funny ones. looks like this feature is here to stay :)
SlaveLover replied:
banned
davo at 4/3/08 03:41:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i wheelie think your sexy!
Sidney Crosby at 4/3/08 11:23:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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say hello to my lil' friend.....(Scarface voice of course)
ushitushi at 4/3/08 10:54:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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F* me did you see that i totally cleared that taxi....
jd71 at 4/3/08 10:11:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OH SHIT !!! FORGOT TO DISABLE THE FANNY MAGNET !!!!
damon550 at 4/3/08 10:05:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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my little vespa seen this chick and popped right up....
kbrannon12 at 4/3/08 07:18:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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All right now just open your legs a little wider and.... I'm in.
kbrannon12 at 4/3/08 07:17:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'd hit it...... with my scooter
mOOse at 4/3/08 06:54:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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thanks a lot to the fuckhead who registered a bunch of times to rate everyones comments down! luckily we have a snapshot of the scores before he started, so i'll post who the winner is soon. oh and to avoid the repeat of this, next time only positive ratings will be allowed.
yofreaksharma at 4/3/08 06:53:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'd hit it
zboner at 4/3/08 06:27:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Look at me!! Look at me!! I'm an asshole on a scooter
dramafr3akshow at 4/3/08 06:14:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Baby, I've fallen head over wheels.
kipking at 4/3/08 05:53:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Baby, I take it slow....
kipking at 4/3/08 05:50:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Its my dick in a bike
kipking at 4/3/08 05:50:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's my dick in a bike!
gatorluver at 4/3/08 05:46:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and she thought I couldn't get it up!
hercules at 4/3/08 05:33:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMG LOOK!

He isn't wearing a helmet.
topspinjon at 4/3/08 05:19:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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it may be small, but you'll be hurtin when it hits you
soccerplaya at 4/3/08 04:55:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When scooters go wild.
korpse91 at 4/3/08 04:42:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Shit! I dropped my viagra in the gas tank!
moogooguydan at 4/3/08 03:11:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The only thing these two have in common is the amount of grease between their legs...
moneyg at 4/3/08 03:01:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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No thanks scooter loser. I'd rather fuck that guy in the wheelchair over there.
booglytruffles at 4/3/08 01:43:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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At least she knows he can get it up.
skippypants at 4/3/08 01:36:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"watch this dude, i'm gonna nail that chick over there."
oopymmit at 4/3/08 01:28:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Excuse me, miss? Do you mund if I put a shitty photoshop pic featuring you on Sexy and Funny?
oopymmit replied:
whoops! typo. it shoulda said MIND
JamesIII at 4/3/08 01:02:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Popping a wheelie on a moped and banging a prostitute are the same in that they are both fun until your friends see you...
khaine117 at 4/3/08 12:25:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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ok ted, now you've got her attention, try not to embarrase you're self, woaw hoursey woaw there

hi there +D
Nunbrew at 4/3/08 12:12:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey there, I told you before. On this corner.....

Chix with dix cant't turn trix!
HungTick at 4/3/08 12:03:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HA ! I told that nigger in the wheelchair my scooter was faster !!!!!!!!!!
cantswleepclownswillgetme replied:
Hammer?
futurepro replied:
If he had an account on the forum than yeah he'd be having a meeting with the banhammer...
mOOse replied:
banned
DekedHockey at 4/2/08 11:33:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oblivious to the impending DANGER all Cindy could think about is why she wasn't wearing any panties and where she could have left them, all Fredrico was thinking was "wait for it wait for it, I get this last challenge completed and I become Super Dungeon Overlord Master of his geek club."
uzani11 at 4/2/08 11:22:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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settle down boy, settle down
canadanationalism at 4/2/08 11:18:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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take this you bitch!
chali2na at 4/2/08 11:09:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You've seen how I can drive one one wheel, come back to my place and I'll show you how I do push-ups with no hands
chali2na at 4/2/08 11:08:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My scooter isn't the only thing that's poppin up
heyj6 at 4/2/08 10:41:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's not the size of my scooter that counts, its how I use it
dewboy at 4/2/08 10:19:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Kelly was most impressed when he learned that Tommy wasn't steering with his hands.
drew411 at 4/2/08 10:08:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Well hey baby....IIIII can ride my bike, now will YOU ride ME!???
kp911 at 4/2/08 10:07:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The one and only hooter scooter
bmagar at 4/2/08 10:04:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Quickly! Come with me to my place if you want to live!
alehip46 at 4/2/08 09:38:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is that as far up as you can get it?
Mooky at 4/2/08 09:34:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey there babe. Check out my ride
odnarud at 4/2/08 08:24:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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DAD! can't you see I'm working this corner?
lzfckr at 4/2/08 08:02:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Cool - I popped a boner and a wheelie at the same time.
MsgtBob at 4/2/08 07:10:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Umm dude, that's not what I meant by tricks.
Tim the Tool Man at 4/2/08 06:22:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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kingbest said:
Die Whore!

Fail.
cardinalsin at 4/2/08 06:17:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Mom said this would impress the ladies.
shahriard at 4/2/08 05:17:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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when scooters get angry...
mssnagit at 4/2/08 04:54:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A mind of its own .
wantmore54 at 4/2/08 04:39:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn! I hate it when my dick gets caught under the handlebar.
Johnny357 at 4/2/08 03:24:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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where's my money bitch?
donkeymaster at 4/2/08 02:29:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Even Ghost Rider is lame in France!
Quiet_Vette at 4/2/08 02:15:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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MOVE lady, you're in my stunt path...
RBK at 4/2/08 02:14:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wanna know what else I can raise?
HFGD247 at 4/2/08 02:07:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I can do better tricks than this if i had a parter.
HFGD247 replied:
partner*
ericsonrol at 4/2/08 02:04:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you thought that was cool, wait till we go back to my mom's place!
msman at 4/2/08 01:54:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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a man has got to do, wat a man has gotta do.
Nunbrew at 4/2/08 12:27:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Charlie, a real man drives a Harley!
teh question at 4/2/08 11:29:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Babe, a body like that makes me pop wheelies. As for the Scooter, I don't know what the hell it's problem is.
ohmygod2503 at 4/2/08 11:10:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yeah keep pulling your wheelie cos thats all your gona pull.
PhD at 4/2/08 10:49:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey baby, wanna know what 16 mph feels like?
cizzaro at 4/2/08 10:37:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You're right mom, this outfit works on Geeky scooter riders too!
the064cobra at 4/2/08 10:23:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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New Scooter: $3500
Showing Off On Bike: $50
(Not Shown) Eating Asphalt Afterwards: Priceless
thecrud at 4/2/08 10:14:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Must hide erection!
thepuckmonkey at 4/2/08 10:00:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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(with a lisp) OMG SHOES!
guesswhat at 4/2/08 09:51:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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some men will do anything to get an upskirt pic
virgincock44 at 4/2/08 09:40:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I hope you got a big trunk...cuz i'm puttin my bike it in"
sramtennno at 4/2/08 09:38:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey guys, watch this! I'm going to wipe out and get a GREAT view!!!!!!
Bleedyn at 4/2/08 09:34:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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do you like danger baby?
jobes1987 at 4/2/08 09:29:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If i had a nickel for everytime some guy did a wheelie for me i have uhhhhh a nickel
Tonaho at 4/2/08 09:22:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm gonna scooter-fuck you SO good.
kingbest at 4/2/08 09:06:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Die Whore!
Linkyle14 at 4/2/08 08:10:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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down boy, down, you're getting a little too excited
mafia-spidy at 4/2/08 08:09:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Look at the excitement on the face of that guy after looking at that chick. He cant hold it anymore so he does wheelie. lol !!
chris_ at 4/2/08 07:58:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Note for next time: you can't turn while doing a wheelie
FupDuck24 at 4/2/08 07:32:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Nice shoes....
chris_ at 4/2/08 07:32:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Steve obviously misunderstood the term "I'd hit that".
hotshot141 at 4/2/08 07:32:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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*hehe* his scooter is so small.
Wrxsti024 at 4/2/08 07:30:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The scooter got tired of being ridden, so it wanted to take her for a ride.
hlagym at 4/2/08 07:28:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm on ur scooter, doin sum wheeliez!!
peteizzle5392 at 4/2/08 07:18:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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when trying to look badass in a gay little scooter goes wrong....
Shutz at 4/2/08 07:17:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Heel Steel HEEEL!
DraconH at 4/2/08 07:11:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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when bikes get hard ons
smorse at 4/2/08 06:54:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!! will you sleep with me?"
fatbear5 at 4/2/08 06:43:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Gesundheit
chichi7070 at 4/2/08 06:31:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oldest trick in the book....he distracts her with the wheelie and attaches a camera in the rear wheel to get a cheap upskirt shot...with any luck that picture will be posted on here soon...
fatbear5 replied:
Gesundheit
zzovv at 4/2/08 06:30:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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my dad always said if u hit on a girl hard and she falls all thats left is to take her virginity
Hubacris at 4/2/08 06:17:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey Dad, I found the garage!
mew10051 at 4/2/08 06:08:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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YOU OWE ME ANOTHER 20 MINUTES BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ryan61285 at 4/2/08 06:07:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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daddy tell me if I's run over a girl, I's can keep her all to mys self!
blackhawk823 at 4/2/08 06:06:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Mopeds:
Yeah, they're pervs too
Grubnut at 4/2/08 06:00:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hi-Yo Silver!

Oh, Kimo-SA-be!
million.skittles at 4/2/08 05:53:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh My God! Is that a Vespa?
mikelbaron at 4/2/08 05:53:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Panty Patrol, hike up your skirt please!!
jonbon at 4/2/08 05:53:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you look closer...there is an idiot on a moped in the background.
korkskrew at 4/2/08 05:48:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Jack Bower about to take out sexy hooker terrorist.
JamesIII at 4/2/08 05:38:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Bob thinks to himself if I can pull off a wheelie on this than giving her a orgasm would be easy!!
gmailidis at 4/2/08 05:36:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Caution : A Hottie can raise ANYTHING
AmVet at 4/2/08 05:36:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She brings out the Beast in the nicest of guys.
BillyBob98 at 4/2/08 05:25:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Behold: the power of an erection!
ploshak at 4/2/08 05:18:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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At least he is poping a wheely this week, last week he poped a boner.
ploshak replied:
that wheely was a worse attempt at impressing the blonde than my attempt at spelling poped. <end of caption>
RicFusion at 4/2/08 05:12:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The police report read: Officer Nummnutt quote: " I was staring a little too hard"...End of report.
naught405 at 4/2/08 05:07:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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No, i don't drive a porche but my schlong gets higher than this scooter!
warmace at 4/2/08 05:07:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Carl's Dickie's were clearly working against him.
naught405 at 4/2/08 05:00:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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MINE!!
cruentas at 4/2/08 04:59:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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told you I could get it up
gomeyou at 4/2/08 04:54:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What bike? I didn't see a bike.
4nk8er at 4/2/08 04:45:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Just because you pull a trick on a scooter doesn't mean you can handle this hot rod,
ratmaster90 at 4/2/08 04:23:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HEY hottie, look what i can do
bennis1075 at 4/2/08 04:10:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hold still for a bit so I can do to you what you did to my dog.
Darksr1 at 4/2/08 04:07:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Trust me i did this in GTA 3 all the time!
Radix at 4/2/08 03:41:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Don't go! I can get it up. SEE!
RyanDouggy at 4/2/08 03:38:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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circle, circle, hot, hot, that hits my scooter spot
ma23 at 4/2/08 03:36:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I'll let you ride mine if...."
KevC65 at 4/2/08 03:34:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So hot; she can even get my scooter up
UMalldaway at 4/2/08 03:27:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yeah, that's right... 12 inch rims... and hydros!
Tim the Tool Man replied:
Fail. No wait.............EPIC FAIL.
Fatal Fury 87 at 4/2/08 03:17:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Hi Ho Scooter, away!!!"
bmackay at 4/2/08 03:16:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That is one clean Cab!
Tim the Tool Man replied:
Fail.
Bschlair at 4/2/08 03:16:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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IMA GETTIN SOME PUSSY!!!
bmackay at 4/2/08 03:15:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'd let her play with my wheelie anytime.
mOOse at 4/2/08 03:10:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"this is SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!"
timberwolf51 at 4/2/08 03:05:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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well, the scooter is excited.
Bridinni at 4/2/08 02:59:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If I only had two scooters this ... might.... just... work.

Oh wait, its a F*&#ing scooter.

Scooter-tard A W A Y!!
Dio737 at 4/2/08 02:22:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'll will show you the underside of my cooter if you show me yours
BG Boobs at 4/2/08 02:21:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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See I can get it up.
system7 at 4/2/08 02:14:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why aren't you in the kitchen!?
scornedmind at 4/2/08 02:00:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Unlike your last boyfriend, I can get it up whenever I need to."
Arglaar at 4/2/08 02:00:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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First Impressions:



You're Doing it Wrong.
gorillazfan at 4/2/08 01:43:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When she told him he was small he thought of something else he could ram up there
Webbie at 4/2/08 01:33:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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In an attempt to rekindle their marriage, Ted and Joan try a little Hooker/man with scooter, role-play.
moomoo1 at 4/2/08 01:24:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She's so hot she can even get a rise out of a Vespa
West at 4/2/08 01:20:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When his friends bet him that he couldn't hit that, this isn't quite what they had in mind.
DDude26 at 4/2/08 01:19:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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another display of road rage occurring in NYC.....


never get your ex pissed off .....
xmichaelx23 at 4/2/08 01:18:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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umm miss is there dirt on my tire. In loser lingo. ( I really would like to get dirty with you heh heh heh.)
lstdor at 4/2/08 01:09:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The fashionable pickup trick - SCOOTER WHEELIES !!!!
RomulusJ at 4/2/08 01:08:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Call me when you grow up little boy and learn that a Harley is cooler then a Little Boy on a Vespa
ASHSON at 4/2/08 12:48:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Scooters - When you're not man enough for a real bike.
dueches at 4/2/08 12:42:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My other little scooter pops up too.
trashuk at 4/2/08 12:29:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Open wide and ill park this thing with ease
friendle at 4/2/08 12:29:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I hope you can read the name tag on my coat, because you're going to be screaming it out all night long!
Jonny7fold at 4/2/08 12:29:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Boys Don't Cry
And neither will you when I'm done
friendle at 4/2/08 12:24:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm going to hit you with more rubber than a Vegas hooker!
rangoon at 4/2/08 12:18:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Thats my shirt you bitch!"
cocblind at 4/2/08 12:04:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Sam always had difficulty getting it up......Then he met Debbie.
ramdas at 4/2/08 12:02:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ooh! You really can get it up for me.
stinger8 at 4/1/08 11:55:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HI HO SILVER AWAY!!!!!!
danny1000 at 4/1/08 11:54:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A wheelie stupid way to impress a hot babe
rmare583 at 4/1/08 11:47:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wheelie cute girl hit by bike
Throwingcopper55 at 4/1/08 11:45:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Guy: Damnit, I knew I should have gotten a Harley.

Girl: At least he has a big nut sack.
yayporn at 4/1/08 11:45:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Viagra: lifts up all sorts of things with a bit of incentive.
BigPapaDaddy at 4/1/08 11:41:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"You are popping more than just a wheelie Vespa boy!"
Mike (simple as) at 4/1/08 11:34:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She is wheelie hot.
Merrlin555 at 4/1/08 11:34:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Mopeds:

No matter how had you try, they will never be cool.
deathisweak at 4/1/08 11:32:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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guy on moped just remembered what happened last night. "terry's" deep raspy voice sounded a lot like his brothers.
Tomahawk19 at 4/1/08 11:27:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What Happens To Prostitutes After Giving People STD's!
jc2902 at 4/1/08 11:19:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pro's and Con's of Scooters and Prostitutes

Both cost cash to ride
Both can do you damage if you don't wear protection
Both need some body work done as they get older

Deciding factor? You can't do a wheelie on a prostitute. :D
J.Kyle at 4/1/08 11:16:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Must.... hide.... hard on!
razrbob at 4/1/08 11:08:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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lol, obviously photoshopped but here goes:

"my boyfriend was right, these heels will make janitors on scooters more attracted to me!"
Flying Spaghetti Monster at 4/1/08 10:54:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's the lack of tread on the tires that makes prostitutes and scooters natures best friends
buddy_1 at 4/1/08 10:47:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A woman worth a wheely.....
cjewell16 at 4/1/08 10:41:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Maybe if she sees that I really CAN get up...
mechy at 4/1/08 10:40:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That'll teach you for fucking with the Vespa Mafia!
wiserman at 4/1/08 10:33:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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mdmoore said:
BOING!!!!!!!
When men riding scooters get horny.
never more at 4/1/08 10:21:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father. Prepare to die.
SaFman19 at 4/1/08 10:09:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When Scooters get horney.....
insnkzy at 4/1/08 10:04:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and you said i wasnt big enough....
SMH1974 at 4/1/08 09:59:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now if I run her over, I get my money back...
wiserman replied:
never more said:
My name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father. Prepare to die.
mdmoore said:
BOING!!!!!!!
mdmoore said:
BOING!!!!!!!
mdmoore at 4/1/08 09:48:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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BOING!!!!!!!
Explosivo 13 at 4/1/08 09:47:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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He tried as hard as he could to impress the ladies, but absolutely nothing is cool on a scooter.
zoomzoom7 at 4/1/08 09:34:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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1modern day cowboy
2 screw the scooter ride the girl (save a horse ride the cowboy)
3 one wrecked scooter caused by 2 hooters
swisher13 at 4/1/08 09:09:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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There's a cooter that will fit my scooter
HotLatino at 4/1/08 09:09:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Scooter Guy: I got assertion

20 MPH wheelie on scooter + 6" distance at encounter = enough wind motion to lift skirt.

Lady: If you want to know that bad what I'm wearing, just ask!
arneaz at 4/1/08 09:06:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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See, I can still get it up in an instant!
mockme69 at 4/1/08 09:05:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm not sure about him, but the scooter sure is excited...
Kiamnomch at 4/1/08 09:03:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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wow! look at that! I gotta grab her ... Louis Viton handbag! :P
magoo50 at 4/1/08 09:03:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Fuckin' Viagra !!!
rock123 at 4/1/08 09:00:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I have heard of a pussy magnet but this is ridiculous!!!
xanprime at 4/1/08 08:46:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Tom Green will do anything to get back on TV.
RBK at 4/1/08 08:39:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I think he`s both showing off and mentally undressing her. I mean look at his expression.
Gropeadope at 4/1/08 08:36:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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NO NO NO!!!!
It's "go down", not "mow down"!
Chrgr739 at 4/1/08 08:35:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey baby, wanna go for a spin on my Vespa!!!
thecooler at 4/1/08 08:33:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey baby, my other bike is a huffy with a banana seat and high back :)
Tim the Tool Man replied:
That's "SISSY BAR". Fair attempt.
relax4now at 4/1/08 08:32:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I've showed you mine, now show me yours.
Gropeadope at 4/1/08 08:31:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Overcompensation: when you can't afford a Ferrari.
MorbidMorty at 4/1/08 08:25:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Holy shit, it's m00se!!!!!!!
VegetaRulez at 4/1/08 08:21:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Viagra - helps you get it up, when you forget your scooter at home.
Attackman23 at 4/1/08 08:20:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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so there was this crippled bitch...
myspursall at 4/1/08 08:17:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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may be i should not have cancled his funny and sexy account
bąku at 4/1/08 08:05:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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nice girl :D
juzwant2play at 4/1/08 07:49:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Down boy! She's mine!
Kiamnomch at 4/1/08 07:18:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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a scooter is hurtling towards a blonde woman at high speeds, whats her priority? To do her hair...
hankthebum at 4/1/08 07:11:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey baby! check out my sweet wheels, Now get on the back and ride this bitch!
skeezerk at 4/1/08 07:10:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Your scooter works just fine ma'am, I just can't handle the power of this bad boy!!!
Evil-Genius at 4/1/08 07:08:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It was not until later that Jimmy realized that with a ride like that, he'd only be nailing wheelies for a while to come...
ILuvAllGirls at 4/1/08 07:07:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why in hell did they put the reverse so close to the seat...
rikki18 at 4/1/08 07:02:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She can't be from earth. Oh my scooter, fly fly fly and take me to her.
mikenlnl at 4/1/08 07:01:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Scooter : I'am about to throw this loser of my seat , i want a winner on here . that seat is made for you .......
Girl : Wait let me take a picture of that for S&F , then i'll ride u like i never did before :XD
Canna at 4/1/08 06:54:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Aww Damn.. I just noticed her shirt says shes a lesbian.
Captain OP at 4/1/08 06:53:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Holy Cow my scooter's aroused
moedred at 4/1/08 06:52:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I hope she hasn't noticed! Gotta think of baseball...
chvy79z at 4/1/08 06:50:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You win! I only got one headlight.
moedred at 4/1/08 06:49:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Whooooaaaa! Down boy!
pussyCat at 4/1/08 06:39:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Been doing this for 5 hours and this is the first babe that actually looks at me! Now I can barely feel the pain in my ass, it was well worth it!
Chopin5440 at 4/1/08 06:36:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Whew!! Sorry ma'am, I forgot how much power this thing had. My Bad!
juzwant2play at 4/1/08 06:32:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn... you even make my scooter get it up!
airport_man at 4/1/08 06:06:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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WOW! I didnt know this GPS could pick out Professionals too...
ScottythPike at 4/1/08 06:03:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If i hit here with my vespa ill totally get her number
StonerwitaBoner at 4/1/08 05:57:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I did it all for the nookie...
Johnb2427 at 4/1/08 05:56:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I hope you got a big trunk cause i'm putting my bike in it...........
hour9 at 4/1/08 05:56:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Roadkill Cafe, you kill em, we grill em.
JakesForLuck at 4/1/08 05:52:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I am obviously not over compensating for a small wiener. VESPA POWER!!!!
InfernalPenguin at 4/1/08 05:40:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who has more brains, a beautiful blonde, or a guy popping a wheelie on a moped to impress her?
rusk70 at 4/1/08 05:40:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Grand Theft Auto gives me 100 points for this kind of thing. I wonder how many I'll get in real life.
sorrel at 4/1/08 05:38:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Come on, big boy. Let me polish your helmet.
cyoung at 4/1/08 05:35:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now if I could just get this damn thing to slip... a perfect upskirt is all mine....
pmoon1026 at 4/1/08 05:34:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey babe...wanna see what else I can POP!
jayp4201 at 4/1/08 05:31:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey Baby!! Need a Ride....
compenlorwh at 4/1/08 05:26:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you think this wheelies long, wait 'til you see how long I can keep my other willy up
trailgator at 4/1/08 05:22:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's a little known scientific fact that Viagra was originally created to be a gasoline additive.
goetz at 4/1/08 05:19:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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viagra works in gas tanks also
crazystupid at 4/1/08 05:18:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I can ride you like how I ride my scooter.
Rocinante at 4/1/08 05:16:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Here 19s my trick. Your turn!
bdlrun at 4/1/08 05:13:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is tha a scooter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Tim the Tool Man replied:
Fail x 2
may at 4/1/08 05:11:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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danny mistook her perfect buns for a bike rack and was in a hurry to park it
ryegingerkid at 4/1/08 04:56:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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oh ya...chicks dig guys with mad skills!!!
opsjamshaw at 4/1/08 04:55:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Baby If I can keep this scooter up this long... just imagine the possibilities
Duhulk at 4/1/08 04:50:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Me and my scoter would hit that.
Big T at 4/1/08 04:48:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Wow, do you ever give me a rise"!.
H4x at 4/1/08 04:37:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Riding a scooter: -10 rep.
Screwing up a wheelie on scooter: -20 rep.
Getting an upskirt as I break a leg: Priceless.
iakrana at 4/1/08 04:33:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Oh my god! That black guy is running away with my boxes on a trolley!"
Emith at 4/1/08 04:33:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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he didnt take no for an answer
lliieemm at 4/1/08 04:26:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Brunette versus Blonde.
gttrt at 4/1/08 04:23:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wohoo...Scooter with a hard on !
xzx at 4/1/08 04:17:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Unfortunatly she learnt too late that he didn't take being dumped very well."
Thetis17 at 4/1/08 04:10:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The latest member of the Kenivel family realised that jumping Paris Hilton and her ego on a scooter wasn't the best idea for a Pay-Per View
sam d scorpion at 4/1/08 04:10:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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wanna ride on you, baby :drool:
Tim the Tool Man replied:
Sorry Sam........Fail.
ford_racing at 4/1/08 04:02:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Look at me...I can photochop :P
swampass at 4/1/08 04:01:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If I can ram her hard enough, maybe it'll knock her clothes off.

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