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Caption Contest 22
blonde, boobs, pumpkin, computer

Description: The what has become an 'almost monthly' caption contest is back again with another doozy. Hate to be boring, but the prize again is a premium account on the forums. Have at it!

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Views: 34788 Date: 03/02/11 Favorited: 0

Tags: blonde, boobs, pumpkin, computer

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mOOse at 3/7/11 02:12:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and the winner is pedromck with +9. thanks for playing everyone!
chrisburdett at 3/7/11 03:32:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Why would they cancel my Gourd account?!"
the.amazing.spyderman at 3/6/11 04:17:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She is just worried because the 3rd wish her farie god mother granted where the 2 melons on her chest.
ghg at 3/5/11 11:05:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Even with this hot little outfit you mean I didn't win the contest?
unclemoe at 3/5/11 05:00:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Suddenly she realized there is no such thing as a U-pick computer patch.
luvyourmom at 3/5/11 05:57:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This new Ipumkin 2 is AWESOME!!!
djpable at 3/4/11 04:14:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What a Monster Carrot!!!
hofii at 3/4/11 08:12:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What?! I to use a joystick?
Captain_Fantasy at 3/4/11 06:04:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Um, duh! Winning!
Bronzethumb at 3/4/11 05:20:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"OMG! I can totes get Twitter on this thing!"
Bronzethumb at 3/4/11 05:18:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Jenny has just learned about Rule 34. You DO NOT want to know how.
Bronzethumb at 3/4/11 05:16:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Who changed my f***ing screensaver?!?"
mstem55 at 3/4/11 04:25:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMG! The boss swore to me this thing didn't have a web cam!
theshootistpistol at 3/4/11 03:28:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Cinderella's PA finds the video of the Prince and the ugly stepsister that Cindy was using to blackmail the Prince!
Grubnut at 3/4/11 02:14:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Okay, Mr Morris. Shoot!
will drrry at 3/4/11 12:47:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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...'OMG! 2 for 1 on pumpkins!
bizzleliz at 3/3/11 11:50:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That isn't the gourd I ordered
Nunbrew at 3/3/11 04:58:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She purchased the newest computer on the market...

The iMacrosoft with 4Gourd Network
bcrich at 3/3/11 04:09:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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...because apples suck
paradoxis at 3/3/11 03:06:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A peta worker's first foray into youtube.
Rambosho at 3/3/11 01:28:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMG! TWO girls !!! sharing ONE cup !!!
ghg at 3/3/11 10:39:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The new secretary was shocked when the newest hidden camera disguised as a state of the art pumpkin computer was not exactly wired as planned as she saw her boss with his hands down his pants at the sight of her cleavage in her little black dress.
BanPan at 3/3/11 09:56:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I thought cucumbers were the only fruit or veg capable of giving women orgasms... apparently I was wrong
alanmoi at 3/3/11 08:27:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The fruit of her loins never fails to surprise her.
Tkcc325 at 3/3/11 08:11:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm making the same facial expression as I look at my monitor at this picture of this chick looking at her pumpkin.
dreifort at 3/3/11 07:03:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The host of "Healthy Cooking for Vegans" got a real surprise when she googled "sexy and funny" when looking for new recipe ideas.
lethalgunz at 3/3/11 06:14:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The New Fruit of the Loom Computers. *Melons sold separately*
TexasHoldEm at 3/3/11 05:36:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The pumpkin is not the only thing about to explode 8=======> - - -
Steelflex27 at 3/3/11 05:13:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i think im going blind... (not a caption, just a random thought)
accelr8 at 3/3/11 04:51:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What happens to the Disney Princess Computer at the stroke of midnight
shan101 at 3/3/11 04:41:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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introducing the iPumpkin....100% edible
MikeFW at 3/3/11 04:27:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now our lovely model will help us introduce the NEW 'GREEN' COMPUTER!
Isobar at 3/3/11 03:39:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Lets see... Pumpkin? Check, Red Pepper? Check. Cucumb...ohhh my!"
dreifort at 3/3/11 03:33:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ok, let's see... Linus from Peanuts said to see the "Great Pumpkin" I have to... 1) place my pumpkin on my table with the lower part facing me. 2) put on the tightest, revealing black dress I have. 3) play with the pumpkin by rubbing it and massaging it with peripherals. 4) open my mouth wide facing the pumpkin and wait... then I should see the "GREAT" pumpkin.
Bertmax at 3/3/11 03:18:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If the Professor can make a radio out of a coconut, I can make an iMac out of a pumpkin!
Tyranitaur at 3/3/11 02:58:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wait there was a pumpkin in the picture?
pinoijm at 3/3/11 02:46:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you like cleavage then there is nothing wrong with this picture.
brennan_i at 3/3/11 02:40:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I will make a fortune out of my new "Teach yourself anal sex DVD"
brennan_i at 3/3/11 02:32:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you keep on giving my big red pepper a hand job, I'm going to blow up thr pumpkin.
douchecanoe at 3/3/11 02:29:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After accidentally clicking on the link for an incest porn site, Jenny was devastated by seeing people actually pump 'kin'!
zeez at 3/3/11 02:27:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dear Steve Jobs,

Eat shit.

Love,

All Non Mac Users
iceman681 at 3/3/11 02:02:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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wow with the money i just saved on Geico. com i can buy a new computer
mikey-mikey at 3/3/11 01:12:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"So this is what he meant by Halloweener"
Mike234234 at 3/3/11 12:36:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Where do I "write click"!!
BedroomEyes at 3/3/11 12:08:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Vegan, my ass! I need to start eating meat right away!
wildwolf1820 at 3/3/11 12:01:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Every Halloween the great pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch to give all the good little boys and girls internet porn!
thecrud at 3/2/11 11:51:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Never have cyber sex with a vegetable.
zzachary at 3/2/11 11:37:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It was 11:59, and the modern-day Cinderella had only made it through 28 of the 29 dimensions of E-Harmony's compatibility test
persuasion at 3/2/11 11:22:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Who said that pumpkins don't get turned on.
Classified at 3/2/11 10:50:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Like, you're really looking at the veggies? That's doing it wrong.
yayyayyay13 at 3/2/11 10:28:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Jeff and I wondered if our boss Melissa would lettuce have a celery raise after we leeked her grape pear of melons onto the hardcore corn site... we fig-ured it might pepper up a bit.
Zunamie at 3/2/11 09:59:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You never forget seeing your first Goatse
Zeeker518 at 3/2/11 09:38:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That's what you get when you buy a knockoff of a famous computer manufacturer.
sleepneat at 3/2/11 09:22:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh shit! Pumpkins have orange dicks!
grumpy1944 at 3/2/11 09:09:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! It Says......."Steve Jobs will be in touch with S&F for copyright infringement."
Algodon at 3/2/11 08:07:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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my techsupport is called fruit dealer
kenny suga at 3/2/11 08:00:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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now that's a gourd-lookin woman
spamcollector at 3/2/11 07:29:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yes Cinderella, the ugly sisters did post that on facebook about you. Now get over yourself, slut, and get back to the housework.
Daedalus at 3/2/11 06:26:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When watching porn on the new curved iPumpkin, everying in focus seems much..."grander"
MacDaddy at 3/2/11 06:22:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When "Going Green" goes too far
mr300 at 3/2/11 05:58:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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wow, these 3d glasses make this picture of a pumpkin look like its right there in front of me!
kingoffrownz at 3/2/11 05:49:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dinner, your doing it wrong.
nscam1 at 3/2/11 05:40:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Women will never understand technology.
thecrud at 3/2/11 05:31:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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mmmm Melons
teh question at 3/2/11 05:22:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Next on the Adult Food Network the Organic Technology review a Pumpkin PC powered by Potatos, and the Bell Pepper Pointer comes in Green, Red and Orange. this green computer normally goes premade for $600 but can be build from simple Items found at your local market for cheap.

poseable blow up doll included with code "S&F"
elgin01 at 3/2/11 05:06:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The clock struck midnight and Cinderella's computer was a pumpkin once more!!
duckluver2001 at 3/2/11 04:32:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm not sure I can get my mouth around his cucumber...but I'll try!
tundrabarone at 3/2/11 03:46:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Amazing how things look with these new glasses
cruentas at 3/2/11 03:43:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dell has decided to cut cost by hiring Mexican farm workers to build there new line of computers.
infantrystud at 3/2/11 03:37:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh my god, a picture of a guy getting blumpkin on my pumpkin!
mr300 at 3/2/11 03:05:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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couldnt find a vegetable to use for a keyboard?
mr300 at 3/2/11 02:57:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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blonde: you should see the pumpkin carving of windows 7 on this side.

photographer: you should see the view of the melons from here.
stalion at 3/2/11 02:56:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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first you tell me i have to work bent over all day with a low cut top, but this?
pedromck at 3/2/11 02:53:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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in an attempt to increase sales Microsoft releases it new apple competitor
italian_guy at 3/2/11 12:35:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Oh my God, the Fairy Godmother was right!"
Badkarma at 3/2/11 11:49:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wow, Peta has taken it too far.

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