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Views: 44370 Date: 08/26/11 Favorited: 2

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Danny Dix at 11/18/11 04:16:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This priceless caption just in:

Renting some guys undies cos you lost yours in the parade $5.
Liter of gin slings $85.
Super soft 3ply wet strength tissue $6.95
Crashing on the "toilet" in the main lobby of the Hilton....Priceless.
mOOse at 8/30/11 03:43:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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that's a wrap! DECK wins with +12, thanks to everyone that participated!
dreifort at 8/29/11 06:47:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Eddie forget he left his sex doll out when he invited his co-workers over for a drink after work.
lillenswe at 8/29/11 04:15:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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got no partner? this chair will lend you a hand.
thecrud at 8/29/11 01:30:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Get your yeasty ass out of my fucking chair!
Guy06 at 8/29/11 05:25:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wow I never knew sticking my dick in that toilet paper tube could make me cum so quick
mr300 at 8/29/11 03:22:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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probably from the spank bank, they always have the nipples covered.
dakid211 at 8/29/11 03:10:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is that what it looks like when a "girl" falls asleep after cumming?.....click, click you are now viral, baby!!!!
lopenator at 8/28/11 08:29:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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it would appear to me this lady is exhausted from still trying to discover how women masturbate..

doesnt look like it went too well either.
demonsil at 8/28/11 07:38:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dan realized that being trapped in a woman's body may not be a bad thing.
kamelk at 8/28/11 06:47:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I TOLD them if I had my own boobs, I'd never leave the house!! Now maybe they'll believe me!!
Dragon_rider_hp at 8/28/11 01:07:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Our exciting new vibration chair will massage the pants off you.
Picture_Fool at 8/28/11 08:15:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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. . . and that was the night Yukio discovered being cursed so that he changed into a woman every time he sneezed wasn't such a bad thing.
opaldawg at 8/28/11 07:28:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After watching porn for 24 hours straight, Michael turned into what he was fantasizing about, and that is how the story starts...
flameace35 at 8/28/11 05:46:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This isn't what they mean by "equality of the sexes."
jeffq at 8/28/11 05:44:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"wow my boyfriend is right, this is definitely what Fridays should be all about"
somedaynow at 8/28/11 03:06:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The quicker picker upper
sqaucka at 8/28/11 02:57:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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All I said was, "don't give me your opinion until you've walked a mile in my shoes!". Now look at her..............cheeky bitch!
sqaucka at 8/28/11 02:51:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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There's something about Miriam.
cuttermoore at 8/28/11 01:37:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Transvestite? that's not the question, the real question is: From this angle do we care?
mstem55 at 8/28/11 01:00:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I hope he/she doesn't think I'm going help to peel his/her ass off that leather chair now!
mr300 at 8/27/11 10:35:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I hate it when they drape their hair in front like that!
mr300 at 8/27/11 10:33:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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looks like someone has an ocd for the like button.
DeafTransGirl at 8/27/11 07:12:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Good thing, I changed my life as a girl already!
ace joculator at 8/27/11 06:57:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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all rite!!
Isobar at 8/27/11 06:37:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dear Diary... Jackpot! Giggity!
dreifort at 8/27/11 04:44:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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New La-Z-Boy Recliner with built in toilet.
Falthor at 8/27/11 04:39:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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2 pump chump.
realddr at 8/27/11 04:29:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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New and improved Transgender
Stevegw1 at 8/27/11 03:31:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And I'm spent
blueshef at 8/27/11 10:51:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Did those paper towels smell like chloroform?... I guess so.
iwearthepantz at 8/27/11 07:38:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Casey is still trying to get used to masturbating since the operation.
mr300 at 8/27/11 07:21:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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nothing beats a brookstone chair.
c1coss at 8/27/11 06:37:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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MOM?!?!
Bronzethumb at 8/27/11 04:54:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn it feels good to be a trannie.
ruffrider at 8/27/11 04:25:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Let her wonder where the towels came from when the drugs wear off.
rogerkravitz at 8/27/11 03:27:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She looks pooped
lynchngs at 8/27/11 03:12:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+9 
The last thing he thought before falling asleep was "God I wish I was a lesbian"
West at 8/27/11 03:00:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The sales guy said that she comes with the chair.
levyavi at 8/27/11 02:23:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"When I got home, thats how I saw him"
ushitushi at 8/27/11 02:07:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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:schlick: and I'm done! zzzzZZZz
the.amazing.spyderman at 8/27/11 01:45:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The NEW Married with Children on Cinemax
Casting:
Al: Done (See above)
Peg: Still open
Bud: Still open
Kelly: Currently in negotiations with Christina Applegate
DECK at 8/27/11 01:14:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pair of tacky mens underwear: $12.00

Roll of paper towels: $2.95

Knowing what it feels like to actually HAVE a penis: PRICELESS!!
mcflym at 8/27/11 01:01:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After doing the cleaning, she felt the need to prove who wears the pants in her house.
soadivine at 8/27/11 12:43:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The sequel to "what woman want"... she will be able to read mens' minds when she awakes
juanloco at 8/26/11 10:43:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Imagine the sound that chair is going to make when she peels off of it... SNAIL TRAILS!
juanloco at 8/26/11 10:41:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Quick, now put your balls in her mouth and take the picture!
juanloco at 8/26/11 10:40:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Johnny jacked off and came so hard he woke up a woman
juanloco at 8/26/11 10:40:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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RCA's new stereo system will blow your load
BedroomEyes at 8/26/11 09:33:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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New model....just coming out......the Quantuum-Astro Lounger.......guaranteed to knock her panties off......the only massage chair you will ever need........
the.amazing.spyderman replied:
Any chance its from the makers of Astroglide?
FupDuck24 at 8/26/11 08:53:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Guy Curious
mr300 at 8/26/11 08:33:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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looks like we have a winner for best profile pic.
mr300 at 8/26/11 08:09:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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everyone loves a squirter!
Captain_Fantasy at 8/26/11 08:00:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What sort of masochist uses paper towels? Scratchy!
Redbeard_John at 8/26/11 08:00:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Twas the night before the final operation...
mr300 at 8/26/11 07:49:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Robvawd at 8/26/11 07:42:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Mom!!!! Not again....
Mr. Marqus at 8/26/11 07:19:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I wonder where the remote control is...Ooohhh My
mr300 at 8/26/11 07:19:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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this lazy boy port o potty is the best idea ever. and they advertise it like beer, hot blonde using it targeting fat guys.
Mr. Marqus at 8/26/11 07:17:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now I know why my boyfriend enjoys his days off. Now I have to get myself unstuck.
mr300 at 8/26/11 07:11:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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frat guys will draw a picture of a penis on your face and take a polaroid...
soroity girls will make you look like a shemale and take a high res pic for the internet.
jthneo at 8/26/11 06:56:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She's more of a man than we ever knew...
dalineman78 at 8/26/11 06:48:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The quilted quicker picker upper, Bounty.
zeez at 8/26/11 06:29:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HOLY SHIT!!!!

Seriously, I would worship that deuce.
the.amazing.spyderman at 8/26/11 06:28:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Affirmative action has gone too far!
iceager at 8/26/11 06:27:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i need a good rest after blowing my own dick
funkwolf at 8/26/11 06:11:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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after sexy and funny's 10th anniversary the hired strippers are exhausted
sleepneat at 8/26/11 06:10:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Messes Are No Match For New and Improved Bounty Paper Towels!
rikki18 at 8/26/11 06:04:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I need to get my hairs cut.
kingoffrownz at 8/26/11 05:44:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Holy Fuck! When did I become a Woman?
rmirage42 at 8/26/11 05:26:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Watch out! Alien Boxer Underwears are eating Earthling female's thongs!
stalion at 8/26/11 05:12:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i have a cold and my ankles are cold. get your minds out of the gutter
mrpersonality89 at 8/26/11 05:09:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Removing that damn peanut butter is so exhausting!
jeremyalan at 8/26/11 05:04:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So that's what it feels like for guys...
Stanton2000 at 8/26/11 05:03:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You can do it alone only so much before you grow tired. 2 times.
BigCambo at 8/26/11 04:53:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Just because you had a sex change, men will always fall asleep after rubbing one out.
marriedct at 8/26/11 04:31:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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" I have really got to stop watching lesbian porn in the afternoon!"
Karrde712 at 8/26/11 04:07:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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No wonder he does this all the time!
timberwolf51 at 8/26/11 03:37:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Looks like a typical Saturday morning.
jsagrav at 8/26/11 03:17:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Something about shag carpet gets me off!
Thorny1 at 8/26/11 02:14:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn! And I didn't think I was going to enjoy that movie.
Kahlil at 8/26/11 01:21:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Shemale.
kelayans at 8/26/11 11:33:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The mysterious black leather Sex-Change chair strikes again. :D
Badkarma at 8/26/11 09:07:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I knew that ruffie was a bit much to me into touching myself
FlameFame at 8/26/11 08:53:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A nap is always welcome, after hard work.
Captain_Fantasy at 8/26/11 08:39:04 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Love like you've never been hurt and fap like there's no one watching.

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