Danny Dix

[quote name=Danny Dix time=2011-11-18 03:28:39]This just in from Fantasy Fest: Failing the mandatory scratch and sniff weigh-in procedure, Tory Spelling is asked to get dressed and leave the area ASAP.[/quote]

mOOse

[quote name=mOOse time=2011-10-03 14:48:24]and the winner is BigCambo with +15. thanks to everyone who entered![/quote]

Badkarma

[quote name=Badkarma time=2011-10-03 08:12:59]This is to make all the straight men jealous, Sabina gets to grab and lick Gisele's boobs.[/quote]

Badkarma

[quote name=Badkarma time=2011-10-03 08:10:04]When all the men around you are gay, time to make your own fun.[/quote]

jon22true

[quote name=jon22true time=2011-10-03 07:22:03]Shoot! I have forgotten which god I am supposed to pray to for this wonderful blessing![/quote]

dubry

[quote name=dubry time=2011-10-02 19:16:02]i thought i was the blond I said go to the bar not BRA YOU TIT[/quote]

Tim the Tool Man

[quote name=Tim the Tool Man time=2011-10-02 17:48:12][quote name=BigCambo time=2011-09-30 07:44:47]This is what you get at "The Village People" reunion concert. A sailor, a man checking his Facebook, and girl on girl.[/quote] Winner!![/quote]

Bertmax

[quote name=Bertmax time=2011-10-02 09:12:54]Damnit, how do I keep getting pictures of fingers??[/quote]

thebigone13

[quote name=thebigone13 time=2011-10-02 08:17:03]you're getting made fun off, not admired...get a push up bra no one likes sags[/quote]

STRYKR 9

[quote name=STRYKR 9 time=2011-10-02 08:04:43]GAY TEST!!! , THUMBS UP OR YOU'RE GAY[/quote]

iceman681

[quote name=iceman681 time=2011-10-02 04:08:36]this not where i parked my car.[/quote]

opaldawg

[quote name=opaldawg time=2011-10-01 20:52:34]Lick me baby one more time[/quote]

Latvianking

[quote name=Latvianking time=2011-10-01 20:50:57]Let's see, that was 32 right, 22 left, 36 right, er no. Aw hell, how can I work under these conditions. Everybody quiet and stop twitching![/quote]

Yodaddy

[quote name=Yodaddy time=2011-10-01 20:40:15]This could work as a nice demotivator. SELF RESTRAINT Some people have it, others really don't give a shit.[/quote]

Infernostrider

[quote name=Infernostrider time=2011-10-01 20:14:04]seeing this is almost enough to make me gay, too![/quote]

timberwolf51

[quote name=timberwolf51 time=2011-10-01 19:47:20]Why, yes. My day job is TSA agent. How did you guess?[/quote]

mr300

[quote name=mr300 time=2011-10-01 17:50:48]for a gay bar, i would have thought there'd be more glitter.[/quote]

seskypgh

[quote name=seskypgh time=2011-10-01 16:28:35](...in thick Indian accent) I have no idea why I am making a movie of this when I should be pooping out that spicy chicken curry (ouch!) I ate an hour ago and they better have secure bathrooms cos it looks like that sailor is ready to sail on my virgin butt of Bang'alore![/quote]

levyavi

[quote name=levyavi time=2011-10-01 14:30:50]"Guys, take notes. This is how you check for lumps!"[/quote]

pussyCat

[quote name=pussyCat time=2011-10-01 06:57:38]Guy 1: Hmm... I think I'm in the wrong club... Blonde 1: DERP! I think I'm gonna poop myself! Blonde 2: Haha, in the picture it'll look like I'm licking the pole. Guy 2: Man, I love Rugrats. I got the whole series in my phone.[/quote]

Kahlil

[quote name=Kahlil time=2011-10-01 06:04:18]My penis is hungry.[/quote]

mr300

[quote name=mr300 time=2011-10-01 04:56:28]this is the preview to your custom made fan video... i hope thats the new 3d phone hes using for it.[/quote]

Guy06

[quote name=Guy06 time=2011-10-01 04:16:36]Wow they do taste the same as ur pussy![/quote]

Guy06

[quote name=Guy06 time=2011-10-01 04:15:21]Ok I licked it now your turn, truth or dare?[/quote]

mr300

[quote name=mr300 time=2011-10-01 04:13:17]not a very good gay, even i know not to wear white after labor day. its assless chaps season. come on.[/quote]

mr300

[quote name=mr300 time=2011-10-01 04:10:57]this has to be the first time they have been surrounded by guys and no one suggests a circle jerk.[/quote]

mr300

[quote name=mr300 time=2011-10-01 04:06:22]i would watch the real L word if these two were the stars.[/quote]

charlesw

[quote name=charlesw time=2011-10-01 02:11:06]If you lick them you taste the ocean.[/quote]

kingoffrownz

[quote name=kingoffrownz time=2011-10-01 02:02:47]See these? These arm MINE[/quote]

dropboxman006

[quote name=dropboxman006 time=2011-10-01 01:13:19]here is my caption, Mr. mOOse, I do believe that this is caption #26, not #25. LOLOLOLOL But love the pic anyway[/quote]

Anarchy4all

[quote name=Anarchy4all time=2011-10-01 00:29:47]GAY TEST If the first thing you noticed was Sailor Boy's pants bulging, you might just be in the closet.[reply name=Kahlil time=2011-10-01 06:11:56] I didn't notice any bulging, but then, I didn't look. Where were you looking?[/reply][/quote]

BedroomEyes

[quote name=BedroomEyes time=2011-10-01 00:12:48]Get your camera ready......this is the official instructional video of "How to do a Motorboat"[/quote]

SuitUp

[quote name=SuitUp time=2011-09-30 23:23:21]Raw footage of lesbians at the gay club? There's an app for that...now :D[/quote]

s1c8o7t

[quote name=s1c8o7t time=2011-09-30 23:21:48]Thank you for calling tech support how can I help you? Yes, my bra is not supporting my massive tits! Ok, have you tried having another sexy woman hold them up for you. I did, but it kind of got awkward at the gay bar I went to. I will come and take pictures to see if our engineering department can make something work. Thanks!!![/quote]

Redbeard_John

[quote name=Redbeard_John time=2011-09-30 22:18:19]As usual, getting her boobs felt up produced an erection. This time it was a tongue.[/quote]

zeez

[quote name=zeez time=2011-09-30 20:48:55]Hey Ugly Betty! Hold my melons while I go ask Gay Gilligan to dance.[/quote]

the.amazing.spyderman

[quote name=the.amazing.spyderman time=2011-09-30 20:43:08]Excuse me, might any of you know where I can find the YMCA?[/quote]

espanorama

[quote name=espanorama time=2011-09-30 20:16:43]I AM SELLING MY, THAT IS FOR CERTAIN. SEING THAT SET OF TITS FROM ONLY THE OUTSIDE IS ENOUGH FOR ME TO GO THROUGH WITH THE SALE.[/quote]

Merrlin555

[quote name=Merrlin555 time=2011-09-30 19:00:12]After his surgery, Lurch began spending a lot of time at the club with his friend Tina.[/quote]

ruffrider

[quote name=ruffrider time=2011-09-30 18:46:49]Hmm caption said to find him a couple of frisky girls I think they will do[/quote]

asonj23

[quote name=asonj23 time=2011-09-30 18:39:07]"Chick boobs, tranny boobs, they're all lickable!"[/quote]

bluespike

[quote name=bluespike time=2011-09-30 17:23:22]Many a slip between the cup and the lip !![/quote]

Capn Happy

[quote name=Capn Happy time=2011-09-30 17:16:24]Everybody in da club gettin tits![/quote]

emaxxer

[quote name=emaxxer time=2011-09-30 17:05:07]Prelude to eating at the Y...MCA.[/quote]

funkwolf

[quote name=funkwolf time=2011-09-30 16:52:07]I risked my life walking through a gay bar to take a picture of two lesbians and not only did my finger block the lens, but the guy in a sailor hat is staring at me![/quote]

juanloco

[quote name=juanloco time=2011-09-30 16:46:41]Gisele and Sabrina are so hot even gay guys take photos![/quote]

Coxaronie

[quote name=Coxaronie time=2011-09-30 16:27:54]DOH! Finally this happens and i forget the finger is in front of the camera lens....[/quote]

Astronauta

[quote name=Astronauta time=2011-09-30 16:23:56]let me lick that for you[/quote]

DorianG$$

[quote name=DorianG$$ time=2011-09-30 16:01:00]I still remember the 'la leche league' - Yum![/quote]

Thorny1

[quote name=Thorny1 time=2011-09-30 15:19:03]Ta tas rules girls drool.[/quote]

spurs_fan78207

[quote name=spurs_fan78207 time=2011-09-30 08:48:19]Tres Leches !!!!!![/quote]

bsodbb

[quote name=bsodbb time=2011-09-30 07:51:19]Press Two for English.[/quote]

BigCambo

[quote name=BigCambo time=2011-09-30 07:44:47]This is what you get at "The Village People" reunion concert. A sailor, a man checking his Facebook, and girl on girl.[/quote]