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Shadowldd at 1/4/12 03:01:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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may day may day crash landing
Y
Sexy woman on the beach
*crashes*
nice ass
opaldawg at 12/8/11 10:08:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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roger roger, what is your vector victoooooh my do you see that!
TheMightyGorilla at 12/7/11 10:10:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Keep your arms and breast raised during our final approach, thank you.
hechtor31 at 12/7/11 04:35:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you saw the airplane first, guess what.... you're gay.... or french
mOOse at 12/7/11 03:07:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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nice going all! the winner is timberwolf51 with +10! i'll be in touch with you sir.
Nunbrew at 12/6/11 01:51:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Air France is greeted by a beach bum
Bertmax at 12/6/11 06:29:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez
D Ddun replied:
"Let the good times roll"
RubbleFace at 12/6/11 03:34:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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uh.....this is your captian speaking..uh...we are gonna have to make a quick stop....
asshead at 12/5/11 02:05:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"And to your left you can see TITTIES!"
odd at 12/5/11 12:16:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After the tourists see this.....they always come back.
mr300 at 12/4/11 04:54:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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as she lifts her arms to let the breeze blow through her pit hairs, she reminds the tourists of why they are traveling back to america.
sidmastaflex at 12/4/11 10:43:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Attention crew, death is imminent for the captian has ejaculated all over the windshield. As you suffer please enjoy the tits to the left and thank you, for flying Air France.
Robvawd at 12/4/11 07:57:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Finally! The age old question "Window or aisle seat? Has been answered.
laggerhead at 12/4/11 04:23:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You told us to use our floatation devices!
JDSDCS at 12/4/11 02:05:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Flying the friendly skies.
JoeBNIN at 12/4/11 02:02:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Captain! Captain! She cannot handle the turbulence...I said get yer TIPS up!
ace joculator at 12/3/11 10:08:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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lady and gentalmen this is your captin speeking, if you look to the left you'll see some amazing boobs, now take a good look because its the last thing you'll see before i fail to land the plane.
DrunkenMaster at 12/3/11 09:35:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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...and to your left you will see the majestic twin peaks of sandra.
howiefelter at 12/3/11 08:35:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Nice crepes
Kahlil at 12/3/11 05:49:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What do the French people in the plane, the beach, and the woman in this picture all have in common?

Crabs.

I'll also accept "Curves".
Kahlil at 12/3/11 05:48:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A Terrorist Attack was thwarted today when the Islamic Extremists aboard the aircraft broke cover early in outrage of a woman somewhere not hiding her flesh.

Homeland Security has taken credit for this turn of events, claiming it was part of their counterinsurgency plan to get Terrorists to expose themselves in plane view.
juanloco at 12/3/11 04:36:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Jen's pilot ex-boyfriend is disobeying his restraining order again...
D Ddun at 12/3/11 03:31:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After months of research, the Air Traffic Control Tower was satisfied that it had finally perfected a way to slow approaching aircraft.
DonnySwanson at 12/3/11 11:08:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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In response to the 9/11 terrorist attacks on the US, Air France demonstrates it's irrefutable method for bringing down hijacked planes.
hphuqme at 12/3/11 11:01:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pilot: Wait a minute. I thought that flight attendent call off for this flight!
D Ddun replied:
Almost.
hphuqme at 12/3/11 11:00:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pilot: Dammit if Sully can land on the water to save lives . . .
hphuqme at 12/3/11 10:59:17 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I sure am glad I didn't take that Alaskan trip.
hphuqme at 12/3/11 10:58:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why, that's my travel agent!
TexasKnight at 12/3/11 10:26:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pilot: I LOVE these new Air Brakes!!!
pussyCat at 12/3/11 08:26:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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They say Air France is the only airline with flights to Paradise...
kelayans at 12/3/11 07:42:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pilot: "Wow, after a pair like that, I can die happy." CRASH!!
Captain_Fantasy at 12/3/11 07:10:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After an Air France bagagge mishap was finally resolved, Jenaveve was relieved that that the flight with her top had finally arrived.
kingoffrownz at 12/3/11 07:04:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"And 15 topless blondes were rescued that day"
poker twice at 12/3/11 07:01:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Aaand if you look to your left, Boobies!
KirbyJo at 12/3/11 06:46:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When flashing the cars on the side of the road became boring...
Guy06 at 12/3/11 05:19:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Well that was my fiancé on that plane... Let's hope that changes his mind about not marrying me.
Tim the Tool Man at 12/3/11 04:16:15 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Last known photograph of Air France Flight #80085 before the cockpit exploded.
s1c8o7t at 12/3/11 03:25:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I heard if you stare at this picture long enough a plane appears in the background. It has never worked for me.
iceman681 at 12/3/11 03:03:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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the hitchhikers guide to the air ways (book cover)
Falthor at 12/3/11 02:54:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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well marg... the trips all downhill from here.
surfbumsd at 12/3/11 01:43:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Welcome to St. Martin. Here's your complimentary topless girl.
govtarkin at 12/2/11 11:53:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why does this scream Photoshop, half naked women on the beach yeah right.
thedude91 at 12/2/11 11:35:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"See son, large phallic objects make girls do that!"
FourLegged at 12/2/11 10:49:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Before taking Cialis, Bob was flying a Cessna.
BedroomEyes at 12/2/11 10:39:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Tower....this is flight 792 from Paris......we would like to report a pair of unidentified jiggling objects.......
Big Mike at 12/2/11 10:07:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Welcome to St. Maarten and have a nice stay......
saulkain at 12/2/11 10:03:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And after a long and intensive investigation the authorities are still not quite sure why the air France flight crashed into the beach.
tobester at 12/2/11 09:43:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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There's a plane in this photo??
funkwolf at 12/2/11 07:30:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Announcer: Soon you will be arriving at pleasure islands and if you look to your right you'll see all the pilots and passengers that never leave.
dalineman78 at 12/2/11 07:08:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"And if you look to the left, you will see the mountain peaks this island is famous for."
mightywhite at 12/2/11 07:01:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Air france today confirmed the crash of flight AF109. bystanders commented it was a balls up of a landing.
360guy at 12/2/11 06:44:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pilot: "Oh, that reminds me. In case we go down in the water, your cushions will serve as flotation devices."
unclelonghair at 12/2/11 05:41:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now she remembered why leaving a landing strip was a bad idea...
D Ddun at 12/2/11 05:34:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Suddenly, despite his long, cramped legs, Harry was no longer sad that his seat was switched to the window at the last minute.
june pearl at 12/2/11 04:32:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Captain on the intercom"I request all the passengers to get back to their seats,cause we are about to land and with all of you occupying the left side of the plane,we are in danger of tilting dangerously to the left!"
tundrabarone at 12/2/11 04:09:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Despite fervent objections by the local beach authority, the island airport was still constructed built only a few kilometres away from the main stretch of white sandy coastline.
shortend at 12/2/11 03:56:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Tower, Air France 393...I'm declaring an in flight erection.
shortend at 12/2/11 03:55:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And if you look out the left side of the aircraft.....DAMN!!!
hypnotised69 at 12/2/11 03:47:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How the plane in "Lost" really crashed.
blueshef at 12/2/11 03:39:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Captain! Pull up! We're Over 3000 miles from the landing zone!
grumpy1944 at 12/2/11 03:08:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Why fly with them....I will fly you to the moon and back!!!!!!!
atkpilot64 at 12/2/11 02:34:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pilot: (Over the Intercom) "This is the Captain, We are attempting to hold our position, we need to all passangers to assist as we attempt make this minor delay, Thank You!"

Passangers: "flap flap flap flap flap flap..."
zeez at 12/2/11 02:28:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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DA BOOBS!!!!! DA BOOBS!!!!!



(Everyone loves Fantasy Island references. EVERYONE.)
Isobar at 12/2/11 01:33:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ground control to Air France "You are not authorized to land there, what the hell are you doing?"

Air France "I see a landing strip ready for my descent upon. My landing gear is locked and loaded!"
chrislando74 at 12/2/11 12:41:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Passenger" Hey why is my shade going down?
"Pilot" Please give the stewardess $20 n will raise it
"Passenger" stewardess!!!
"Passenger" stewardess!!!!!!!!!!
"Passenger" stewardess please hurry
"Passenger" stewardess do u have change for a $100
1CStewardess 1D No
"Passenger" OK keep it just raise my shade
Thorny1 at 12/2/11 12:26:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Pilot to tower " I don't give a shit theres no landing strip. I'm getting a date w/ her."
sfwriter at 12/2/11 09:54:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ooh, I hope that's the plane with my lost luggage. I don't know why they are having so much trouble finding it.
Tochrio at 12/2/11 09:27:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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'And that your honor is how it went down.'
Tochrio at 12/2/11 09:23:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And after that day Lin was banned from the beach.
billybob3692 at 12/2/11 08:48:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Air France, where every seat is First Class!
ma23 at 12/2/11 08:48:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Maxxus at 12/2/11 08:12:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After the crash, Lola never again had her breasts in plane view.
BedroomEyes at 12/2/11 08:12:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That sure is a noisy bird.......it hurts my ears.......he-he......
timberwolf51 at 12/2/11 07:21:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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From the black box after the crash: "Pull back on the stick! Dammit! THE STICK!
ta192 at 12/2/11 07:15:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Well, there goes the neighborhood...
Captain_Fantasy at 12/2/11 06:18:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And to your left you'll see a gorgeous topless blonde on the beach.

Take a good look because now that you're leaving California for France, it's all hairy armpits from here on out.

Enjoy your flight.
Merci!
BigCambo at 12/2/11 06:05:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Flying away from her?!

The French: giving us another reason why they are gay.
nice986 at 12/2/11 05:59:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Thank god the pilot isn't attracted by women!
ruffrider at 12/2/11 05:49:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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With a turn of my lovely assistant The beach and plane Disappear
justblues at 12/2/11 05:48:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Every guy who has a window seat is thanking good right now.
iceman681 at 12/2/11 05:47:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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In today's news, air France has lost the ability to "keep it up", despite the new topless beach located just of the runway.
soadivine at 12/2/11 05:42:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And if you look to your left........ i mean right!
mindgames96 replied:
Any schmuck any flag down a taxi, it takes a pro to pull a plane down....
mccoys16 replied:
who wants to land on her landing stip i know i do

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