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Description: Due to the overwhelming success of the first caption contest, it's back again this week with a chance to win a full version virtual stripper on your desktop!
Added: April 11, 2008
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mitzi11 says:
 
Dont talk to me I'm headed to Britain's Got Talent to see simon!!
4/27/09 05:52:24 AM
 
wait mrs.jones you forgot your sandals....oh this....its the only way i can get billy to eat his mashed potatoes
8/1/08 12:31:01 AM
mido dido says:
 
Did u see my other slipper? I feel cold.
5/25/08 09:42:22 PM
mlandau says:
 
I didn't have time to get dressed this morning, before coming to work. Do you think you would have anything that would fit me?
4/20/08 04:00:05 AM
omarpower says:
 
Why did we have to move so close to the playboy mansion.
4/19/08 02:52:37 AM
bikeboy says:
 
Why yes, I did see a man running down the street wearing a yellow sun dress and one sandal!
4/17/08 07:41:49 PM
KOLAKOLA says:
 
O Gosh! Look at those two gigantic pimples!
4/17/08 12:22:57 AM
 
This is a picture of the two finalists of the Miss Universe contest, Miss Sweeden and Miss Russia, arguing if it more sexier to swallow or rub it on your head.
4/16/08 09:08:51 AM
myvaux80 says:
 
Dammm it! why did I got my sex changed??!!
4/16/08 12:03:07 AM
 
OMG!!!!! MOM? .........
4/15/08 05:23:10 PM
Could you help me find my hat, I feel so naked without it.
4/15/08 05:31:04 AM
ramdas says:
 
ramdas said:
No, Lady godiva I didn't steal your horse.
ramdas replied:
great, Ilove it
4/15/08 02:51:44 AM
 
holy shit....your a girl!!!!
4/14/08 08:46:40 PM
mOOse says:
 

noklerin said:
It was then that Mrs. Stephenson realized that she had forgotten to buy milk.

with +15, noklerin is the winner! check your email!
4/14/08 06:10:57 PM
rish99 says:
 
Please dont hit me with the slippers, I am delicate and not as firm as you.
4/14/08 05:45:08 PM
 
OOOOAAAAWWHOOOAOHHAA!!!!!
4/14/08 05:43:54 PM
SPIKENJAM says:
 
Don't brag on me bitch. My tits used to be up HERE, ya hussy!
4/14/08 05:39:08 PM
abcxyz says:
 
Check out this new levitation trick i learned from david blaine
4/14/08 03:36:39 PM
SuperAlly says:
 

Oh come on, just sit RIGHT HERE!
4/14/08 02:40:31 PM
sSevy says:
 
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!!
4/14/08 12:31:03 PM
thehaven says:
 
NO!!! NO!!! They go on your feet.
4/14/08 12:30:17 PM
 
Pimpslap said You're working this corner too?!!? Damit Damit Damit!
4/14/08 11:49:47 AM
 
DAD?!
4/14/08 11:27:32 AM
St.Barth says:
 
Oh FUCK! I'm a lesbian!
4/14/08 10:51:40 AM
cizzaro says:
 
+2 

Oh god dear, now your ass is going to be posted all over Sexy & Funny. com
4/14/08 08:45:04 AM
Buttink says:
 
I coulda had a V8!
4/14/08 07:13:04 AM
Grubnut says:
 
You can make clothes disappear using just brain power? Wow!
4/14/08 06:00:18 AM
shypen says:
 
+1 
I will give you back your clothes if you give me back my wig....
4/14/08 04:39:54 AM
shypen says:
 
I SWEAR!!!!!!!! THESE ARE MY CLOTHES!!!!!!
4/14/08 04:39:24 AM
kahzaa says:
 

Oh My God...No hore of mine give it for free!
4/14/08 04:30:08 AM
 
NO, I don't know where the liquor store is.
4/14/08 04:13:45 AM
furknee says:
 
HOLY CRAP!! You're natural blond!!!!
4/14/08 03:52:38 AM
 

Isn't Allen Funt dead?!
4/14/08 03:23:57 AM
 
+1 

I'm so disappointed. You are using up all of the cell phone minutes again!
4/14/08 03:18:52 AM
 
Oh shit! My erection's going to pop through my dress. My cover is blown! Damn...
4/14/08 03:08:09 AM
cjewell16 says:
 
Please say you are NOT my daughter!
4/14/08 02:33:40 AM
Dakz says:
 
DAMNIT i should've bought those slippers!
4/14/08 02:30:20 AM
omerojs says:
 
I really need to sell the sandals too... then i will have for the new electric shaving machine !!!
4/14/08 02:25:20 AM
Corniath says:
 

Honestly mom, this is 2008. I think that all beautiful wemon should walk around like this. Be proud of what you got, and show it to the world.
4/14/08 01:38:00 AM
asshead says:
 
+1 
"Jesus Christ! your dick is Way bigger than mine!"
4/14/08 12:45:26 AM
You did WHAT to the car!?
4/14/08 12:32:15 AM
 
+1 
jenny get to ur room now
do you think this is funny
ur grounded for life
4/13/08 10:56:44 PM
AlphaDude says:
 
+2 
Gramma! Gramma! Gramma! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!
4/13/08 09:22:50 PM
me_234 says:
 
OH,MY GAWD!!! A bird just pooped on my head
4/13/08 08:23:12 PM
Cerulean says:
 
Wow! I didn't know a hair crimper worked down there too!
4/13/08 07:51:31 PM
 
Excuse me miss!!!!! I'm Jenny, your replacement, is your husband around?
4/13/08 07:11:43 PM
 

Young Girl: Help! Call the police, Ive been molested!
Old Lady: OH MY GOD.....I forgot to record Wheel of Fortune!
4/13/08 06:59:22 PM
SMH1974 says:
 

I was thinking about mowin' my lawn, what do you think about that???
4/13/08 06:50:07 PM
fasteddy says:
 
Damn!!! Why did I have that sex change operation!
4/13/08 06:44:05 PM
 
Hi, I'm planning a hair extension.
Would you like to bend down so I can see if your hair colour goes with my pubic hair?
I'll give you one slipper for half of your hair and both my slippers if I can cut all your hair off.
4/13/08 06:00:40 PM
klik says:
 
hey granny, did you see where i left my clothes, all i can find is my shoe
4/13/08 05:00:59 PM
fanthor says:
 
Do you know what else i forget to take, Grandma?
4/13/08 04:47:30 PM
Radix says:
 
How many times do I have to say it. Thanks for the skirt and top, but yours shoes don't fit.
4/13/08 04:27:21 PM
Grandma did you remember to Tivo Samuri Jack?
4/13/08 04:21:55 PM
hotti says:
 
sorry Dakota87 - I guess we had the same idea
4/13/08 03:41:06 PM
hotti says:
 
Excuse me ma'am, did you happen to see my other shoe?
4/13/08 03:39:45 PM
Dakota87 says:
 
Have you seen my other shoe?
4/13/08 03:36:23 PM
 
+1 

Oh my GOD girl. Wear a bra in you don't want to end up like me...
4/13/08 11:55:18 AM
bsiddhant says:
 
Damn Woman! Your bush makes my hair shy
4/13/08 09:59:43 AM
 
Come with me if you want to live
4/13/08 08:42:27 AM
 
+1 
Before and after: What do you get when you cross Jenny Craig and Doctor Phil??? TA DA!!!
crash2point2 replied:
outstanding
4/13/08 08:32:22 AM

She is using her mind powers to take the girls clothes off.
4/13/08 07:50:31 AM
 
Shit! I can't believe what I did to a real beaver when that's what he meant!
4/13/08 07:48:47 AM
pwnstar12 says:
 
dirty slut i knew my husband was up to something
4/13/08 07:01:53 AM
Freelyx says:
 
+7 

But Granny, you said, "Take that outfit off before you leave the house!"
4/13/08 06:27:00 AM
oc2233 says:
 
Oh no, I'm loosing my mind! My husband told me that if I ever saw a naked woman leave our house, that I was just imagining it!
4/13/08 06:22:43 AM
 
I told you already... we don't need a naked babe for a threesome. Igor is going to get the frying pan when I get home for placing that ad!
4/13/08 06:16:25 AM

what's left away is the subscript telling the shocked guy in black skirt is a travestite... :)
4/13/08 06:04:31 AM
 
oh god... you're that chick from the terminator. trust me, my clothes aren't very sexy
4/13/08 05:40:35 AM
 

I'm sorry I ran out on you last night after you paid for the whole night, but I thought I'd return your shoe
4/13/08 05:34:22 AM
hahnzel says:
 
All I asked was that you trim the hedges not cut the whole bush.
4/13/08 05:23:02 AM
cbw2060 says:
 
+1 
Nooo! mother its me, skippy, i am back from mexico and i think the operation was a success! They will remove my balls later, i ran out of pesos...
4/13/08 05:14:18 AM
 

Despite sis' best efforts, grandma never overcame her homophobia.
4/13/08 05:02:48 AM
 
+1 
Holy Hannah Montana! That's a huge clit, like a pringles can!
4/13/08 04:26:16 AM
 
That's my watch you bitch!
4/13/08 04:14:36 AM
gogator19 says:
 
A slight variation to gbb1288's

"Oh my God! It's like I'm looking in a mirror."
4/13/08 04:00:28 AM
 
oh boy u wont be feeling cold now that u have a dress on... especially mine :p
4/13/08 03:28:50 AM
 
I see you have shoes but where's your socks
4/13/08 03:27:59 AM
 
Is that a boner dearie?
4/13/08 03:26:02 AM
rpmfla says:
 
Yah, I am veery soory. Whenever I am experiencing the orgasm, my legs fly up and my sandals go flying!
4/13/08 02:51:49 AM
 
+1 
I told you to take off your shoes, not to take off everything except your shoes!!!!
4/13/08 02:42:44 AM
 
Oh my god. I'm a lesbian!
4/13/08 02:36:25 AM
tunatuk says:
 
AHHHH MOTHER LAND!!!
4/13/08 02:20:54 AM
 
+3 

This isn't right at all! I wanted a VIRTUAL stripper!
4/13/08 12:41:30 AM
khaine117 says:
 

move my hair, why?
4/13/08 12:06:00 AM
Gee, i can't remember where the Shoe Repair Shop is.
4/12/08 11:32:46 PM
OMG!! The slipper fits! I never knew Cinderella was a nudist! OMG!!
4/12/08 11:16:43 PM
 
+3 
Hi, I'm here for the nanny position.
4/12/08 11:04:24 PM
ujuzfugly says:
 
hey, ma, remember how u use to tell me you want a daughter? SURPRISE!?!?!?
4/12/08 10:36:21 PM
 
you look thin let mama feed you.
4/12/08 10:31:32 PM
 
I have seem to have lost my clothes May i have yours?
4/12/08 10:16:16 PM
blunt4687 says:
 
I gotta boner!
4/12/08 10:05:13 PM
blunt4687 says:
 
damn bird just shit on my head.
4/12/08 10:00:39 PM
 
You! you stole my crimping iron!
4/12/08 09:54:50 PM
 
So what you're telling is...you'd like to get naked like me, but somebody glued your hands to your head?!
4/12/08 09:53:05 PM
brew says:
 
Shit I forgot to stuff the turkey
4/12/08 09:21:30 PM
hoenee1 says:
 
Oh my god, what a horrible mole!
4/12/08 08:49:59 PM
TDK90404 says:
 
Mamma Mia! Spaghetti & Meatballs ?!?! Oh My!
4/12/08 07:54:57 PM
D11AS says:
 
I can't believe we are from the same species ?
4/12/08 07:04:39 PM
 
+3 

yes....they're real...and they're SPECTACULAR!!!!!!
4/12/08 06:33:43 PM
tml100 says:
 
+2 
Don't forget to vote for Bush.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4/12/08 06:16:41 PM
buddy_1 says:
 
Nooooo --- I said:" Find that SLIPPER." Not "that STRIPPER".......
4/12/08 05:48:53 PM
thecooler says:
 

ahh you should have that nose looked at
4/12/08 04:52:50 PM
 
+1 
ffs! why did i get a sex change!
4/12/08 04:26:10 PM
Zeebdon says:
 
I just need some warm and fresh air mum
4/12/08 04:11:13 PM
 
+2 
Why did I vote "Bush".
4/12/08 04:10:41 PM
ssyrc says:
 
+1 

What do you expect? I've been locked up in the tower since I was 9
4/12/08 03:05:18 PM
Glympse says:
 
OMG! HER'S ARE BIGGER THAN MINE!! AND NO >.< CANT TOUCH
4/12/08 03:04:43 PM
Nunbrew says:
 

I wouldn't be caught dead, with you pubic hair on my head.
4/12/08 02:48:27 PM
rock123 says:
 
I don't understand.... the carpet doesn't match the drapes!!!!!
4/12/08 02:31:04 PM
Diesal says:
 
That's no moon.. IT'S a Space Station!
4/12/08 02:00:12 PM
pallimon says:
 
+3 
Excuse me My boyfriend threw my shoe out the window. Did it hit you on the head it looks like this one
4/12/08 01:34:37 PM
 
"The aliens in my brain are making me see naked people!"
4/12/08 01:08:36 PM
 
"Argh! I left the kettle on!"
4/12/08 12:50:24 PM
 
"Oh my goodness! You need to cover up that hair! And get a new shampoo, those split ends look awful!"
4/12/08 12:49:46 PM
Yaotzin says:
 

old lady says: "oh my GOOOOOD, when will i stop SEEING THINGS? i'm beginning to believe that i'm lesbian!"

not really that good? oh well, i gave it a shot :)
4/12/08 12:28:39 PM
Chrgr739 says:
 
+2 
Pardon me...Have You Seen My Penis? I know i left it around here somewhere
4/12/08 12:12:08 PM
rikki18 says:
 

lanwa2k2 said:
hey! your that bitch who stole my clothes!


Bad comment!
4/12/08 11:53:08 AM
 

What did I say? Is there something in my teeth?
4/12/08 11:45:01 AM
Where's the BEEF?!?
4/12/08 11:18:19 AM
 

AAAHHH!!! SHIT!! I can see your Smegma!

(nice ass by the way!)
4/12/08 11:15:31 AM
 
+3 
HOLY CRAP!!! I really did save alot of money by switching to GEICO!!!
4/12/08 10:47:27 AM
Korgly says:
 
Escuse me mam? I lost my hair tie and i feel sorta naked without it.
4/12/08 10:35:59 AM
Tonaho says:
 
I TOLD you they were real!
4/12/08 10:16:16 AM
 
+2 
Oh my GOD!!! I almost wore the EXACT SAME THING! How embarrassing would that have been?
4/12/08 09:38:08 AM
x101 says:
 
"OH~ That's where I stuck her other slipper,,,,
4/12/08 09:36:20 AM
LpeterL says:
 
+3 
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and stripper?
4/12/08 09:08:17 AM
HFGD247 says:
 
+2 
look mom im a big kid now !!
4/12/08 08:58:34 AM
 
+1 
Oh No! I forgot to run the dryer again!
4/12/08 08:52:06 AM
Holy crap! Axe really does work!
4/12/08 08:42:52 AM
 
I told you not to leave the house. You are soooooo getting a spanking tonight
4/12/08 07:53:14 AM
Toasterst says:
 
"I like to frolic in the land of jews and whores. I eill cash my social security check for a chance to stick my tongue in you slit my dear."
4/12/08 07:40:34 AM
Shit! I forgot to do the laundry again! Your father is gonna kill me!
4/12/08 07:40:10 AM
jezzaaa says:
 
What the f*** happened to my car?!?!?!
4/12/08 07:37:14 AM
 
+4 

My God!!! You have more hair on your Pussy than I have on my head!!!
4/12/08 07:36:47 AM
gmailidis says:
 

Oops... I forgot that its your birthday :)
4/12/08 07:33:00 AM
lanwa2k2 says:
 
hey! your that bitch who stole my clothes!
4/12/08 06:58:43 AM
DraconH says:
 
what do you mean lohan's not a real boy
4/12/08 06:55:59 AM
O my GOD, Jessica! I Can't believe this!


You've gone Brazilian????
4/12/08 06:52:49 AM
zipenby says:
 
OMG, your penis is bigger than mine!
4/12/08 06:39:11 AM
oopymmit says:
 
No it is NOT your turn to wear the outfit!!!!!
4/12/08 06:22:57 AM
VIRILEANT says:
 
Can I borrow your clothes? Nobody wants to see you naked anyway.
4/12/08 06:13:14 AM
 

"AHHHHHHH.....The naked lady is trying to peak into my brain." Musn't let her see the dirty images.
4/12/08 06:12:29 AM
lovetap17 says:
 
Before and After....... Absolut Vodka
4/12/08 06:07:45 AM
Darksr1 says:
 
Grandma would you like to join the peeing for distance contest?
4/12/08 05:57:07 AM
ganner221 says:
 
+1 

Calm down, Mom! We've already been over this whole "piercing issue!"
4/12/08 05:38:38 AM
 
+2 
OMG! Look behind you!
4/12/08 05:37:58 AM
ganner221 says:
 
+4 

Why, yes I have the time. It happens to be 3 o'--HOLY SHIT!
4/12/08 05:35:06 AM
OH MY GOD!!! I FORGOT IT WAS NATIONAL NUDE DAY!!! I am so getting pinched....
4/12/08 05:25:01 AM
No really.... Have you seen my other shoe?
4/12/08 05:22:50 AM
gtollin says:
 
You should really put a hat on dear. You know how high the skin cancer rate is.
4/12/08 05:19:03 AM
friendle says:
 
IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I haven't even got off of the grounds of this lesbian rehab clinic and I have this temptation cross my path??? Where were you a month ago before I checked myself in????
4/12/08 05:18:04 AM
dreifort says:
 
LIES! Its all lies!! It can't be!.... but Ashley...Ashley Simpson...OMG! You're a woman! But...but, you're supposed to be a man!
4/12/08 05:12:15 AM
 
+1 
As you can see, this new razor allows the closest shave imaginable, and it is yours today for only $19.95...
4/12/08 05:06:16 AM
Letroll says:
 
OMG ! That nightmare again ! I'm a woman when all other womens are nudes !
4/12/08 04:14:11 AM
Nunbrew says:
 

Daddy...Give me my clothes back
4/12/08 03:27:14 AM
 
HOLY SHIT!!! What's that hanging between your legs is that supposed to be there? Ya, I was born with it, can 19t afford to change it yet.
4/12/08 03:24:19 AM
funkalot says:
 
+1 
NO NO, relax it's OK. I'm from Sweden.
4/12/08 03:20:37 AM
 
+3 
NO! NO! NO! INTERNATIONAL STRIP DAY IS NOT A REAL HOLIDAY!
4/12/08 03:12:27 AM
DAMN IT! I USED TOO MUCH POLI- GRIP!
4/12/08 02:34:00 AM
must...use...telekinetic powers...to remove her clothes....
4/12/08 02:24:01 AM
 
+1 

unofficial Terminator movie blooper
4/12/08 02:22:44 AM
Krumm1214 says:
 
+1 

Come on, it isn't THAT big...
4/12/08 02:07:37 AM
toxicni says:
 
+1 
CRAP! I left burning candles in the living room!
4/12/08 02:01:10 AM
 
You're pissing me off, there must be something else you can give me.
4/12/08 01:59:46 AM
elmor says:
 
+1 
Give me back my wig.
4/12/08 01:58:44 AM
notzimmer says:
 
+1 
have you seen my vagina?
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
colorad0 says:
 
+1 
Oh no! I forgot the clams when I was at the market!
4/12/08 01:55:26 AM
RBK says:
 
There`s something different about you... Did you get a hair cut?
4/12/08 01:36:46 AM
brew says:
 
+1 
Dam I left the chicken in the oven.
4/12/08 01:36:23 AM
stub18 says:
 

you're dressed like that and you're criticising my hair?
4/12/08 01:08:41 AM
bonesdth says:
 
i am cinderella....have you seen my other slipper?
4/12/08 01:01:44 AM
 
+1 
What was that? they be stealing your bucket?







http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/lolrus.JPG
4/12/08 12:55:48 AM
 
how many times do i have to tell you when walking in public tie your hair back
4/12/08 12:54:46 AM
titans26 says:
 
Sean Penn is that you!!!??..Why are you wearing a dress?
4/12/08 12:52:16 AM
 
+2 

Hey Mom guess what! It's my birthday!
4/12/08 12:36:27 AM
maketwo says:
 
+1 
Oh my God! Your shoes ... they're hideous!
4/12/08 12:23:25 AM
 
+3 
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
4/11/08 11:58:56 PM
firemonk says:
 
+1 
What the bloody hell are you doing wearing my bracelet?
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
 

grandmother what red face you have!
4/11/08 11:55:05 PM
DieHard1 says:
 
+1 
holy sh#t..... i forgot to tape matlock
4/11/08 11:52:41 PM
 
OMG...are those real?
4/11/08 11:50:23 PM
 
My what nice hair you have.
4/11/08 11:49:40 PM
kp911 says:
 
my, you sure have grown....
4/11/08 11:47:46 PM
ryoooooon says:
 
she...has... A PENIS!
4/11/08 11:47:29 PM
Angelus10 says:
 
+1 
'Oh my gosh you have your clothes on. Thats illegal you know.'
'Oh crap, I forgot'
4/11/08 11:45:43 PM
tufffire says:
 
Goodness dear, you shouldn't running around here without your other shoe
4/11/08 11:40:06 PM
cawboy84 says:
 
+1 
Hi mom, can you guess what body parts I got pierced?
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
 
+1 
Don' get scared! This is supposed to be a comic strip.
4/11/08 11:23:05 PM
insnkzy says:
 
HOLY CRAP...what happened to your face?
4/11/08 11:13:22 PM
pesty says:
 
+1 
ooooh dangit i forgot to shave again
4/11/08 11:08:37 PM
zipenby says:
 
I Got your shirt, skirt, purse and BOOBS....what do I do about my hair???
4/11/08 11:06:52 PM
Oh my gosh! Who crimps their hair anymore?
4/11/08 10:55:33 PM
nocturnx says:
 
Have you seen my dog?
4/11/08 10:48:50 PM
apoc says:
 
What do I have something in my teeth?
4/11/08 10:31:56 PM
JohnDoe42 says:
 
:Someone SHIT on the coats!
:WHAT?!?
4/11/08 10:26:55 PM
 
wow i wish mine were like that
4/11/08 10:24:51 PM
rmare583 says:
 
+1 
Guess what I did with 30 minutes?
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
stub18 says:
 
+1 

Oh my God!! They're eveil!! keep them away!!!
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
 
oh dear.
they are HUGE, it makes me feel sick!
4/11/08 09:45:26 PM
Nunbrew says:
 
+1 

Purple Monkey Dishwater
Purple Monkey Dishwater
Purple Monkey Dishwater

Stop saying that, your giving me a migrain!!
4/11/08 09:11:31 PM
 
I don't know what you're freaking out about?
I was born this way...
What's your excuse?
4/11/08 08:35:11 PM
4nk8er says:
 
+2 
Your Husband wouldn't pay Me, So you owe me 130 dollars, Or ill have to send my pimp to kick his ass
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
Holy Snikey's! That's going To Leave A Mark!
4/11/08 08:15:28 PM
D11AS says:
 
Brittney Escapes !!!!!
4/11/08 08:14:14 PM
mdmoore says:
 
YO DOG! LISTEN! CHECK IT OUT DOG! YO, CHECK IT OUT. IT WAS JUST ALRIGHT FOR ME YOU KNOW. DIDN'T BLOW ME AWAY YOU KNOW DOG. IT WAS ARIGHT. MAYBE IT WAS YOUR SONG CHOICE. DIDN'T SUIT YOU, OKAY DOG. CHECK IT OUT.
4/11/08 08:11:57 PM
Big Mike says:
 
+1 

Excuse me, ma'am, would you happen to have a tampon? Right now I really need a tampon....
4/11/08 07:58:40 PM
 
my boyfriends still stuck in me,can you help pull him out?
4/11/08 07:47:33 PM
fribat says:
 

OMG, I was so hoping you were post-op.......
4/11/08 07:37:58 PM
hihoops5 says:
 
I told you using my pussy hair for a wig, wouldn't look natural!
4/11/08 07:28:21 PM
hercules says:
 

What that androgynous woman sees that we don't isn't a hairy vagina, but a thirteen inch dick resting on her inner thigh.
4/11/08 07:24:50 PM
wiiniie says:
 

i told you not to shave that!
4/11/08 07:09:37 PM

Excuse me, do you have any grey poupon?
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
 
+1 
Did you see a man running and laughing with a sock come this way?
4/11/08 07:07:27 PM
 
+3 
...and that's what i did for a klondike bar.
4/11/08 07:05:38 PM
 
+1 

HOLY SHIT!! How drunk was I last night?
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
ramdas says:
 
No, Lady godiva I didn't steal your horse.
ramdas replied:
great, Ilove it
4/11/08 06:52:11 PM
andre91 says:
 
OMG my jinnee gave me one wish and she isn't my nude stud.
4/11/08 06:30:50 PM
H4x says:
 

12 news: "This just in! S&FF supermodel mauled in Candid Camera mishap. We've managed to obtain one photograph taken just before the incident sparked, courtesy of rikki18!"
4/11/08 06:28:58 PM
9InchNail says:
 
+1 
Dear God.... why couldn't I have met you before my operation???
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
 
Aaahhh. Rapunzel!!!
4/11/08 06:11:26 PM
danny1000 says:
 

I Couldn`t find anything to go with these sandals
4/11/08 06:11:01 PM
cursers says:
 
Oh god it must be laundry day again...
4/11/08 06:08:27 PM
rikki18 says:
 

rikki18 said:
Very funny picture. Thanks mOOse.
mOOse replied:
booo. worst caption ever. ;)


Due to your name in it? :P

:D
4/11/08 06:07:52 PM
FupDuck24 says:
 
+1 
Happy Birthday Grandma!
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
wayne79 says:
 
it's okay... i stayed at a holiday inn express last night...
4/11/08 05:58:37 PM
rikki18 says:
 
+1 

Very funny picture. Thanks mOOse.
mOOse replied:
booo. worst caption ever. ;)
4/12/08 02:35:39 AM
entben says:
 
I can't beleive you lost the car keys!
4/11/08 05:39:36 PM
HotLatino says:
 
I've had it with my cats & pussies
4/11/08 05:38:24 PM
 
Its the girl from splash!
4/11/08 05:37:03 PM