[quote name=seriouswhite time=2008-08-01 00:11:05]no....im not letting you go until you promise you arent going to tell your sister i came in her jelly donut[/quote]
no....im not letting you go until you promise you arent going to tell your sister i came in her jelly donut
[quote name=quorthorn time=2008-06-06 04:53:42]"My friend in the white shirt gave me this earlier. Look, he's kicking the shit out of that kid for another one. They taste pretty good."[/quote]
"My friend in the white shirt gave me this earlier. Look, he's kicking the shit out of that kid for another one. They taste pretty good."
[quote name=Crashslater69 time=2008-06-05 06:24:59]"These aren't the only cream filled pastries I like, but will have to hold me over until my boyfriend gets done with that duche bag"[/quote]
"These aren't the only cream filled pastries I like, but will have to hold me over until my boyfriend gets done with that duche bag"
[quote name=rangoon time=2008-06-04 08:13:05]OMG! like are my hoops totaly big or what? HEY!: check out thoes kids doing that gang thing on that like...wall thing over there, oh wait, no like whatever just totaly dont look at this crazy ass zit i got on my head from that shit-ass taco joint last night, I was just TOTALY wased with my BFF's, and we like totaly went balls-out on this place. yeah, these are totaly the glasses Pit wore on the cover of US today. Waiter, do you have a doggie bag for this? its just like, soooooooooo to much to eat in one; OMG! its Feb, 8th 2006 allready?[/quote]
OMG! like are my hoops totaly big or what? HEY!: check out thoes kids doing that gang thing on that like...wall thing over there, oh wait, no like whatever just totaly dont look at this crazy ass zit i got on my head from that shit-ass taco joint last night, I was just TOTALY wased with my BFF's, and we like totaly went balls-out on this place. yeah, these are totaly the glasses Pit wore on the cover of US today. Waiter, do you have a doggie bag for this? its just like, soooooooooo to much to eat in one; OMG! its Feb, 8th 2006 allready?
[quote name=warpigs101 time=2008-06-04 07:50:17]little does everyone know that not even 5 minutes earlier she beat the shit out of those two kids for that pastry, stole their milk, and they are now cowering in fear[/quote]
little does everyone know that not even 5 minutes earlier she beat the shit out of those two kids for that pastry, stole their milk, and they are now cowering in fear
[quote name=grdigits time=2008-06-04 05:43:54]In 5 years those two young boys in the background will sure wish they weren't wrestling each other that day.[/quote]
In 5 years those two young boys in the background will sure wish they weren't wrestling each other that day.
[quote name=friendle time=2008-06-04 04:26:33]The winner gets to apply the frosting to my fig newton. A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down in the most delightful way![/quote]
The winner gets to apply the frosting to my fig newton. A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down in the most delightful way!
[quote name=tomcatt time=2008-06-03 21:14:31]As Gulliver's girlfriend bit into her magical fig role tiny people popped out of the other end. Yuck, what had they been up to in there...?[/quote]
As Gulliver's girlfriend bit into her magical fig role tiny people popped out of the other end. Yuck, what had they been up to in there...?
[quote name=bennis1075 time=2008-06-03 15:04:28]If it would please the court, and I'm pretty sure it would, could we please view exhibit a again?[/quote]
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