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Views: 109673 Date: 07/30/08 Favorited: 4

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Guy06 at 8/1/11 05:12:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What do you mean I need more lube?
tdhman62 at 7/27/09 06:17:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So theres where my dress went.
tdhman62 at 7/27/09 06:15:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I cant wait to show my buddies my new car, now if she would just move.
madmax929 at 12/3/08 09:24:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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she suring gonna rev up the engine
vidd187 at 9/1/08 07:54:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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See honey I told you my mechanic was tring to suduce me
hercules at 8/6/08 09:35:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Her coworker is reporting her for dress code violation. She has heels on.
Thanatos at 8/5/08 05:11:24 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yes Mrs. Jones, with a few more detailed pictures of the damage, my company should have no problems approving your claim.
Freelyx at 8/5/08 04:32:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"You with a camera phone and me naked, you're saying we take this long hard rod and stuff in into this little lubed hole?... Are you sure we're talking about mechanical things here?"
bigboi17 at 8/3/08 08:10:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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she has no idea where the carberator is hehe
thebrian89 replied:
hehe pretty much any car made after 87 doesn't even have a carburator
Jarvi at 8/2/08 10:51:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i think you're big end has blown, sir
Shotgunner replied:
That might be funny if there was an actual car part called a "big end"... but there's not.
dreifort at 8/2/08 07:26:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Honey, I wanted to surprise you when you got home for work by wearing nothing and telling you I'll do ANYTHING for you....... The last thing I thought you would ask for is for me to change your car oil? I think the rumors are true, you're addicted to internet porn and don't want me anymore...aaaahhhhhhhhhh...snif...sob.
dreifort at 8/2/08 07:18:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Female mechanic : "Well...I'll get under your hood and take a look around and then take a snapshot of your engine and see what's causing your car to vibrate. So it only vibrates when you go over humps? And you say your oil pressure goes up when you gear down?...hmmmmmm"

You: "I'll be sure to give your rearview...errr, I mean review to the automagazine as a great place to get serviced-- I mean your car serviced."
mOOse at 8/1/08 04:30:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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we have a winner: Hands87! i've sent you an email.. everyone else thanks for playing, some good ones in this bunch :)
Hotpoker at 8/1/08 03:31:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Honey, I've got the dipstick!
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 01:14:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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lets see your Toyota do that
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 01:13:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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in a bid to save GM all new warranty mechanics have been hired
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 01:07:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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listen honey....i did dishes for 2 months straight....i better be getting some tits in the picture too
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 01:02:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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in samsungs bid to beat out iphone their team of inventors quickly install xray cameras in their new Q69 cell phones
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 12:54:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i think i found the problem sir....the thinga-ma-hickey wasnt properly in the do-dad
seriouswhite at 8/1/08 12:51:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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do you know how hard it is to get grease out of chanel
pedromck at 8/1/08 12:44:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
after the no dress code was enforced the number of cars needing repairs skyrocketed
Freelyx at 8/1/08 08:51:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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After the divorce, Mrs. Goodwrench opened her own garage, their motto, "We probably can't fix your car for shit, but we bet you mind so much that its broke down."
opaldawg at 8/1/08 08:13:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Scientist's white robe $49
3 quarts of oil $17
1 Filter $9
Convincing a local hottie that THIS is only way anyone would believe a woman could change her own oil, PRICELESS!!!
tce-sparky at 8/1/08 06:55:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Due to the current slump in sales GM is trying a new marketing strategy Nude Repair -- Best year ever coming up!!!
wickee at 8/1/08 06:43:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
This is my favorite combination mechanic and body shop.
jetlagnun at 8/1/08 04:02:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Affair? He's not having an affair. That's just Senator Edward's auto mechanic changing the oil.
ford_racing at 8/1/08 03:47:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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To Boss: "I'm sorry I'm unable to come into work today, my car is getting serviced and I need to ensure the mechanic is doing a proper job."
bigmac414 at 8/1/08 02:56:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is what happens when you get your coveralls caught in the fan belt, they get sucked right off you body.
philipl at 8/1/08 12:43:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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What a douche! He doesn't have an IPhone
~DISTURBED~ at 8/1/08 12:03:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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no problem sir ill let you check the dip stick
nightblindness at 8/1/08 12:02:42 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Carlsberg don't do mechanics...but if they did....they'd probably be the best mechanics in the world!!!!......
seriouswhite at 7/31/08 11:56:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i dont understand....you took off your shirt....you took off your pants....you took off your underwear and it still isnt starting???....let me just take off those boots for you and we will try turning it over one more time
seriouswhite at 7/31/08 11:53:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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it seems you have a crack in your manafold miss....im just going to need a few pics for warranty puropses
seriouswhite at 7/31/08 11:51:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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yes actually....that is exactly what i meant about giving my car a buff
bengalsboy38 at 7/31/08 11:26:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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sir, i believe your drive shaft is getting longer
keeganknisely at 7/31/08 09:54:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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that thing got Hemi
atombomb at 7/31/08 09:50:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I just want a picture of my gorgeous new car engine, but this dumb bitch keeps blocking the view.
awesomebillfromdawsonville at 7/31/08 08:53:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Prostitutes Mechanics Services.
Our goal is 100% customer satisfaction 3 weeks a month.
Oh, and you'll know when it's the other week.
studlyone at 7/31/08 08:40:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Jim told me not to bring my car to the Tune N Go Go because someone told him the mechanics here are half-assed. I'm betting he'll change his Tune (Shop) when he's sees this picture of her whole ass.
johnkeltgen at 7/31/08 08:28:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now THERE is a box worth putting my tool into
seriouswhite at 7/31/08 08:10:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i keep hearing this ticking noise....no lower....thats it a little lower
dirtdog44 at 7/31/08 06:20:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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mam, do you need assistance checking your oil?
Picture_Fool at 7/31/08 06:05:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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New deck of playing cards: $2.00
Case of domestic beer: $5.00 x 4
Beating your sexy feminist mechanic friend in a game of dare poker and catching the resulting dare digitally twice at the same time: Priceless
bOnGoBoNg at 7/31/08 05:55:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I asked my girlfriend to take a look under the hood before i took her out to really open her up... I dont think she understood.
bOnGoBoNg at 7/31/08 05:47:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I told her I would show her how to change the oil in her car under a couple certain conditions. Im going to teach her how to drive stick a little later.
bOnGoBoNg at 7/31/08 05:42:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I bought her a new pair of shoes for her birthday, little does she know the cars only a rental.
Switch_Blade at 7/31/08 05:15:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Bitch get out of the way!
(Chevrolet, nothing else matters)
Wryen66 at 7/31/08 05:14:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I only asked for a Top Off!
Chris1972 at 7/31/08 04:56:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Talk about full service. When you're done with my dipstick I'd like you to suck the chrome off my trailer hitch.
LuweeWu at 7/31/08 04:40:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Can you hear me now?
Oh, come on buddy. Can you hear me now!?
firemarque at 7/31/08 04:36:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Some women run with the wolves but she runs on pure horsepower!
Fly Flicka Fly!!!
Or-D at 7/31/08 03:22:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Someone's stealing my car I better call the police...Or not?
terry776 at 7/31/08 03:18:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The guys at the office will never believe this!
paragod at 7/31/08 02:56:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The trunk monkey ain't got shit on this!
slink76 at 7/31/08 01:55:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i wonder if she would check my dipstick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
themasta at 7/31/08 01:17:00 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Don't ask me why I took a picture of me taking a picture...
ILuvAllGirls replied:
Maybe pinching yourself wasn't enough...
luvyourmom at 7/31/08 12:38:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dirty Dirty Mudflaps!!
BlackDragon24 at 7/31/08 11:32:52 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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this is goin on myspace.
Canna at 7/31/08 11:02:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The new Motorola Slarz_v2 slightly less smaller than the old model, this one lets you take more pictures and send them to your budies faster than ever. Plans starting at only 39.99$ P/M

*Note: Nude female in picture not included, nor is the Chevy*
ironjamesvane at 7/31/08 10:42:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Uhm, hi. i was woundering if you could Check my Dip Stick,
i think im overfilled on the oils ;)
West at 7/31/08 10:08:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A Posterior for Posterity
Jardon at 7/31/08 09:29:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I don't know what happened! One moment I was having trouble finding the gremlin in this engine and the next thing I know, the pin-up model lept of the page and started fixing it! See for yourself!"
Krumm1214 at 7/31/08 09:12:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When you asked to see under my hood, I didn't think you meant THIS!
lemoncurry at 7/31/08 09:04:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Junk in the trunk: now under the hood!
Super Mario at 7/31/08 08:40:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Look! No license plate! Well, I'm gunna hafta report this one.
E_Man.86 at 7/31/08 08:28:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Woman: " Now there's your problem. Your distributor cap is loose."

Man: I should've known that going to a female mechanic was the best decision I could have ever made!"
Zakky302 at 7/31/08 08:25:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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well.... u know ur a pornstar if u forget u dont hav clothes on.
shower9908 at 7/31/08 08:21:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This car comes equipped with a rear view window
naught405 at 7/31/08 08:12:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hold up! This won't work for the Malibooty video...we need a Ford Maverick...

Are you sure? Look a little closer...
glim3mer at 7/31/08 08:05:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I guess Im buying the wrong cars. Looks like chevrolet is where its at...!
kosmosisx at 7/31/08 08:00:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I thought it was supposed to be "Mr. Goodwrench..." Oh well who is gonna complain about this?
baleful03 at 7/31/08 07:54:28 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Not only can she jump start your heart, but also your car!
mishtar at 7/31/08 07:51:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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what a nice bumper
mishtar at 7/31/08 07:49:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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lol now that makes a good year
mishtar at 7/31/08 07:49:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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looks like the micaline man has been replaced
mishtar at 7/31/08 07:48:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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his insurance has tripled in the last week
kosmosisx at 7/31/08 07:47:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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General Motors new ploy to gain sales so they avoid bankruptcy just had to get more guys into the dealership!
mishtar at 7/31/08 07:46:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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he crashes on purpose now
mishtar at 7/31/08 07:45:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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lol this is how pimp my ride should be
mishtar at 7/31/08 07:44:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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now those are some nice headlights
mishtar at 7/31/08 07:44:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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jerry isnt a paid actor for this commercial so we heired that girl that dances on all those polls to retell the story for him
mishtar at 7/31/08 07:43:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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so easy even a stripper can do it
chrispy826 at 7/31/08 07:06:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Dude i swear to god there's a naked chick sleep-tuning my car" -other guy "Yea right take a video n send it to me than"
ericsonrol at 7/31/08 07:04:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you ass me, there is no problem with the oil!
someonestupid at 7/31/08 06:48:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Now there's a woman who appreciates a nice straight 6.
alexharrytaco at 7/31/08 06:31:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I love a woman who knows her way around a dick stick. Oops I mean dipstick
rebelxti at 7/31/08 06:13:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The new NUDE oil change station sure is popular.
addmyster at 7/31/08 06:00:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn, my fucking battery!
chris_ at 7/31/08 05:57:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Noones going to believe I got a picture of this!
Quick! Take a picture of me taking a picture of it!
dswdante at 7/31/08 05:53:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If I didn't get a picture, there would be no good way to explain this...then again...how am I going to explain how a dude driving a chevy and wearing a silly sweater gets service like this?
crash2point2 at 7/31/08 05:45:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Look Mom, you said my college degree in photography would never get me anywhere. Dad says it's money well spent!!!
cantswleepclownswillgetme at 7/31/08 05:40:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Um, no, no, the noise seemed like it was even further back than that. Yup, definitely at the back.
sexyback84 at 7/31/08 05:40:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How the Europeans work on an American made car.
miniwb at 7/31/08 05:35:48 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I think the problem in farther down in the engine compartment."
chrisrules9955 at 7/31/08 05:29:21 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Every seen an oil change... ever seen an oil change on weed?
Jetsyankee28 at 7/31/08 05:06:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Excuse me, I think my Cell phone is broken too -"
allosaurus at 7/31/08 05:02:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ya see Vern, I told you "pull on your dip stick" was worth the premium warranty!
troz1999 at 7/31/08 05:01:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Finally getting some service for the $120 an hour shop rate.
MrB at 7/31/08 04:57:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
After you're done there i think i need a rim job
enigmacit at 7/31/08 04:45:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Let me just take a picture so I remember what you did for next time!
alpha Q at 7/31/08 04:13:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wow! Those are some nice boots!
xvx_charles at 7/31/08 03:29:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
CAUTION: Do not over tighten nuts
StevenSaint67 at 7/31/08 03:14:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I can't believe this! She's actually putting the dipstick in the wrong place!
RicFusion at 7/31/08 03:08:31 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If I'm taking her picture, who the f*#K is taking my picture??
ramones666 at 7/31/08 02:45:18 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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excuse me, im trying to get a pic of this sweet ride
ASHSON at 7/31/08 02:02:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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She misunderstood. I actually told her to strip the engine.
omerojs at 7/31/08 02:02:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Sorry... i think there is a leak on my pipe, could you check that too?
rhborden at 7/31/08 01:56:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yep, this is the perfect screen saver for my phone that I was looking for!
RangerWalker at 7/31/08 01:54:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn this whole lemon law thing has really gotten out of hand
turanic raider at 7/31/08 01:48:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Look at this brand new model of my car
Chip5355 at 7/31/08 01:47:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Well Spank My Ass and Call Me Sally, You're a Quart Low!!!!
vwthing73 at 7/31/08 01:09:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Okay honey, now make sure there is enough lube oil on my dipstick
SimonBarSinister at 7/31/08 01:08:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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where do i put the directional fluid again??
bonesdth at 7/31/08 12:51:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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woman: I think you may have blown a head gasket.

dude: TWICE!!!!
soccerfreak at 7/31/08 12:44:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hey Dad! Is this what you had in mind of a good mechanic?
Tomahawk19 at 7/31/08 12:43:25 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Jeff: But Why??
John: I told you jeff its for safety reasons...Oil is Slippery so she has to wear shoes or she might slip
phil69ny at 7/31/08 12:30:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn, Finally a woman that knows how to check the oil right. I need to show this to the guys.
ganner221 at 7/31/08 12:23:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"I think the problem is deep in there. Bend over a little more and you might see it."
JasonWin at 7/31/08 12:02:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hands87 said:
The guys are not going to believe this! She's trying to use a 9mm socket on a 3/8 nut.


Wow, I'm not even gonna try now, this was the only one I laughed at so far!
Raydeo at 7/30/08 11:58:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Wonder if THIS is covered in the deductable" ?
L337Pf2 at 7/30/08 11:53:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Cum for the best service in town!
chaz700 at 7/30/08 11:51:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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DOES THIS ENGINE MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT ???
Nunbrew at 7/30/08 11:47:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I found your problem Mr. Rod. Your dipstick is too large to go into this hole. I'll have to ream off another 3 inches. It will only cost you 69 dollars per inch.
timberwolf51 at 7/30/08 11:43:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I have brought this car in 23 times for the same malfunction. She still hasn't fixed it. I still have not complained. I'm buying my next car here. I hope it doesn't work either.
jleegill at 7/30/08 11:29:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How about we play auto mechanic and you crank my shaft
rahasi at 7/30/08 11:21:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Guess where my other hand is ...... That's right, implementing multitasking.
Nunbrew at 7/30/08 10:44:40 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I would like to dip my stick in her oil.
Hands87 at 7/30/08 10:39:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The guys are not going to believe this! She's trying to use a 9mm socket on a 3/8 nut.
mOOse replied:
you win!
cfeuer1 at 7/30/08 10:28:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Trust the Midas touch.
theewizard at 7/30/08 09:51:54 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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this new Video Instruction Manual, will assure that you know How to properly check the belts and service your New car, make note of the fact there is NO loose clothing to get caught any where
rritch1 at 7/30/08 09:35:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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See that motor purr.
Chrgr739 at 7/30/08 09:27:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"And in other news, UTI the technical school for vehicles has hired strippers as teachers in an attempt to boost enrollment. hey, where did the camera man go, what the hell...get your arm and phone out of the GODDAMN SHOT...WHAT THE FUCK, OVER...
hellhoundz99 at 7/30/08 09:22:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I better record this, it could be important.
s2397 at 7/30/08 09:21:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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have to be careful not to rear end this or the air bags will go off..
effie at 7/30/08 08:51:59 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm sending you picture proof ,I have the best damn mechanic in town.
00giewaggies at 7/30/08 08:44:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"And in local news, sales of the Malibu have skyrocketed at Mike Hunt's Chevrolet, after management instituted a new customer education program. One satisfied customer explained 'I always like getting a good look under the hood before taking her out for a test drive'. "
loverberg at 7/30/08 08:43:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Let me take the a photo for the insurance company to show what the battery acid did to your overalls."
TotalRecall at 7/30/08 08:43:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Honey, check out my new mechanic!!!!
Throwingcopper55 at 7/30/08 08:35:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Yep, my phones working alright!
BlindChaos1223 at 7/30/08 08:19:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

where should i put this dipstick?
~rikki18~ at 7/30/08 08:05:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

Where did this crack came from? Shit! My mobile screen is broken.
ssinclair at 7/30/08 07:56:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Note to Son;
Stay in school, auto shop can be more rewarding than you think......
Dad
ILuvAllGirls at 7/30/08 07:46:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Hey, do you mind moving to your right, you are blocking the shot...
ILuvAllGirls at 7/30/08 07:43:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

I know it's the third time you are telling me the problem. Say it one more time, this time I will keep it in memory...
ILuvAllGirls at 7/30/08 07:39:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

This is so unsafe... the boots do not have any protection.
blunt4687 at 7/30/08 07:32:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Come down to Punanni Chevy... We're having our summer SNATCH and grab sale.
ddworkm at 7/30/08 07:32:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I Love your boots!
Kahlil at 7/30/08 07:30:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Dial-A-Mechanic: "Sir, I said take a picture of the PROBLEM."
mr.theman at 7/30/08 07:17:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ive personally never seen quite an asset to a mechanic shop before...
daredvlspidey at 7/30/08 07:16:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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photographer:
dude, why do you have your phone out?! i have a digital camera right here?! and besides, your arm is completely blocking the midget!
rocker_mocker at 7/30/08 07:02:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Her: Hmmm... apparently you need some lubes
Him: Apparently not!
darkspy123 at 7/30/08 06:56:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Oh my god...! Nice car!, all i have to do is adding another license plate at the rear end
DIRTYTRAIN at 7/30/08 06:56:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

It's a saftey thing. Loose articles of clothing can get caught in moving parts
Myopinion08 at 7/30/08 06:50:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This brings new meaning to the phrase seeing assholes and elbows when working on a car!!!
9InchNail at 7/30/08 06:35:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm serious Bob.... here, I'll send a picture. I'm telling you that this hooker's hourly rate is way lower than my usual mechanic's rate!
Misax at 7/30/08 06:34:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
yessssssssssssssssss
Thunderstruck at 7/30/08 06:27:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Dude this shop is 10 times better than Big Bertha's
mickyd at 7/30/08 06:26:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That what you call havin a crack at work
landscapejoe at 7/30/08 06:23:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I think she's ripping me off.. I better call an other mechanic..
kidcharge at 7/30/08 06:08:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Girl: looks like your cars baterry is dead so im gonna have to give it a hump
hound49001 at 7/30/08 06:01:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This is why I pay for the upgraded warranty
crowbait at 7/30/08 06:00:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Check out this DipStick, sweetie !
bigbri4 at 7/30/08 05:59:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dude the guys will not believe this one a chick working on my car with no clothes on well maybe the no clothes part but a chick they are all going to laugh must get photo
slink76 at 7/30/08 05:59:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i'd like to jump start her engine
hett at 7/30/08 05:56:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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how to win a iPhone 3G? just take a moonshine picture
Rocinante at 7/30/08 05:51:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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My accountant is going to need photographic evidence of why I paid $149.99 for an oil change.
megabyteme at 7/30/08 05:48:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Holy shit! It is a woman who knows how to check the oil in her car. I need a picture of this!!!
Thetis17 at 7/30/08 05:47:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Wow this tune-up is expensive.....but sooooooooooooooo worth it!
lildavidj at 7/30/08 05:33:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn! The camshaft keeps slipping out of the intake manifold!
mccolgan22 at 7/30/08 05:30:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
hey you, check out my new camera phone!
flameace35 at 7/30/08 05:30:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Yeah, I think you're gonna have to look deeper.....the problem is waaay down low.....;-)
codyjay26 at 7/30/08 05:29:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+7 
Service with a sideways smile!
bearhunter at 7/30/08 05:19:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Hey, that's not an Ass-trovan!
burbankchub at 7/30/08 05:11:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

I said all I wanted was a lube job!
bearhunter at 7/30/08 05:05:09 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

Hmmm, I love the rear end but I'm still not sure about the grill or the headlights?
bennis1075 at 7/30/08 05:02:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Damn that's a sweet ride.
bennis1075 at 7/30/08 05:02:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 

Due to ever tightening Occupational Health and Safety regulations regarding clothing and its ability to get caught in moving parts, mechanics have been forced to take dramatic measures, as documented in this example.
swisher13 at 7/30/08 04:59:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The trouble must be with the engine, because the rear end is picture perfect
1_8_7 at 7/30/08 04:54:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
something about a dip stick comes to mind
gldneye at 7/30/08 04:53:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Man
"Honey, you wouldn't believe it. I went to test drive that Malibu and i rear-ended this woman. everyones alright but i am going back to the dealer tomorrow just to be sure."

"I think i'm going to go to bed i'm tired"
blindedx at 7/30/08 04:51:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Can we go for a testdrive saleslady, Oh the phone?!?!........ just getting the body lines.......of uh i mean the car!!!!
alfalfa140 at 7/30/08 04:42:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 

she was so worried about getting oil on her clothes that she decided not to wear them!
RandyB at 7/30/08 04:37:01 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I think she might have blown a seal
dreifort replied:
arrrrr....arrrr....arrrr....arrrrr

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