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Description: This half naked girl must really really be itching for a swim and it's gonna take more than a fence to stop her. Winner gets premium.

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Views: 109083 Date: 09/24/08 Favorited: 3

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Danny Dix at 11/18/11 07:36:20 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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In Russia,
Trailer park is very danger place for mans after dark when vomens on heat for getting good cocking times.
Danny Dix at 11/18/11 07:33:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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In Russia.....

Gates only used by trailer trashery.
madmax929 at 12/3/08 09:21:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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oops forgot my top back in there
Freelyx at 9/30/08 09:20:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Britney finally remembered to wear her panties, but can't help thinking she forgot something else... Well nothing like climbing trashcans and jumping fences to jog her trailer park memory!
mOOse at 9/28/08 04:56:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and the winner is seriouswhite with +13!
opaldawg at 9/27/08 05:53:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Drunk topless women:

Putting T&A into B&E since 1962.
Coop624 at 9/26/08 08:17:09 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Drawing inspiration from the episode where Fonz jumped the Shark, Alberta decided that the fence was no match for the embarrassment of leaving her bra in the back of Henry Winkler's house..
hercules at 9/26/08 05:54:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A door and a gate, and she chose the fence.
solstice89 at 9/26/08 03:22:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
No glass?! Outrageous...
brennan_i at 9/26/08 03:19:00 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
That got rid of the itch.Must go to the doctor tomorrow........
omerojs at 9/26/08 02:50:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
who said....White woman can't jump....
Mr7InchLuvsOral at 9/26/08 02:50:47 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
No way in hell are you putting that up my ass!
Dante55555 at 9/25/08 10:54:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 

It's the perfect camoflauge, they'll never see us!
effie at 9/25/08 10:52:52 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Not only did Topless Jenny's new KEDS thong enable her to jump higher and run faster,it also helped her invent the first scratch and sniff fence.
rokstar0331 at 9/25/08 10:17:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Awe, DAMMIT! It's ok, it's ok--she's tagged. We'll find her later.
capn jack replied:
YARRR!!!! family guy quotes shivers me timbers... YARRRR!!!
tailgate17 at 9/25/08 07:11:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Come back, I only cum twice.
yh0rw1 at 9/25/08 05:24:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+4 
"It doesn't matter if I'm half naked, it says those children must be accompanyed by an adult!"
billybob974 at 9/25/08 05:23:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
"Where's my tampax?"
jaws62 at 9/25/08 04:19:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Duh....I left my keys in my other g-string.
Jaymz_515 at 9/25/08 04:04:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Spiderman's secret identity came as a shock to all.
Cenobird at 9/25/08 04:04:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Crikey! Look....Over there, the female of the species has caught the scent of a male. Observe as no barrier can contain her from her objective, she'll leap over any boundary in her natural environment to get at him. And by wearing nothing but panties, she's showing the male that she means business.
mac616n at 9/25/08 03:53:49 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
No matter how high I build the fence, I just can't keep them out.
johnriley at 9/25/08 03:29:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
one shot of tequila and the naked ninja was born.
u2vini at 9/25/08 02:31:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
try the door? c'mon! you said it was locked!!!
dirtdog44 at 9/25/08 02:15:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

give me my money bitch
Big Mike at 9/25/08 01:08:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

How the wetbacks get wet......and welcome to America!
capn jack replied:
YARR!!! Racism be hilarious... not really, YARR!!
hungrycheeze at 9/25/08 12:52:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
camera guy; i wonder if shes gonna get mad when she realizes the gates unlocked?
rikki18 at 9/25/08 11:31:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dear Mommy, I wanna marry that man you hate so much so I am running away from home and not taking anything you ever gave me. Well, except a tiny thong I got in wet tshirt contest,

Your daughter
Shadwa at 9/25/08 11:17:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Shirt: $5
Pants: $25
Bra: $30
Realising that you left them on the other side of a locked fence when your friends have a camera: PRICELESS!!
Pellucid at 9/25/08 10:06:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
BEES! BEES! FOR GODSAKE GET THEM OFF ME!!
Jetsyankee28 at 9/25/08 08:01:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
FOR 19.99 You can buy the NEW, BRITTANY SPEARS WORKOUT VIDEO!!! Learn to have kids and neglect them, and hop over fences after your pills run out... act now supplies are limited!!!
puckerpiece at 9/25/08 07:27:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
oh.... no glass in the pool area.....i thought it said no class
tallerballer at 9/25/08 07:00:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
There is no way this no pets policy is going to stop me from bringing in my pussy!
devil at 9/25/08 06:16:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

New to the 2012 summer games: Nude dumpster diving.
nscam1 at 9/25/08 06:12:56 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
so thats what happens when you use the triple double doggie dare.
chris_ at 9/25/08 06:10:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Being naked makes you do crazy things....like overlook gates.
xmichaelx23 at 9/25/08 05:59:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
My master is calling ......
chimmelrick at 9/25/08 05:57:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
QUICK!!!! Get the dart gun she is getting away!!!!!
specs101 at 9/25/08 05:15:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
At this angle, does this make my ass look big?
tombo747 at 9/25/08 04:48:26 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
whoooa naked freerunning
sknight88 at 9/25/08 04:26:24 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I must return the crabs to the water......
Timtendo1 at 9/25/08 04:23:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
I wanna be a Mexican too!
nomed at 9/25/08 03:59:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
And, in a new twist on Watergate...
jonbon at 9/25/08 03:58:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

"..and on the next episode of CHEATERS..."
msl1 at 9/25/08 03:36:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Annother fine example of why a border fence is a complete failure
omerojs at 9/25/08 03:29:11 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
So much for lycra.... i finally got the panties i wanted !!!
Throwingcopper55 at 9/25/08 03:25:44 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damnit, children under fourteen need an adult. Looks like i'll have to hop it.
freebird4u at 9/25/08 03:16:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Here is my assets for you President Bush i'll help wall street
never more at 9/25/08 03:13:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Oh, god! My nipples are dry!
Big Mike at 9/25/08 03:04:57 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 

Terminator 4 malfunctions as she attempts to walk through fence and has to climb over instead....
seriouswhite at 9/25/08 02:48:16 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
what happened last night....i remember wanting to go for a swim....and when i woke up....my left beef curtain was missing
norules24 at 9/25/08 02:46:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Clothes: They just get in the way when trying to do parkour.
norules24 replied:
i made some motivators for it cause i could :D.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x117/norules23/motivatorccopy.jpg
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x117/norules23/motivatorcdcopy.jpg
mOOse replied:
very cool :)
nmiswimmer at 9/25/08 01:31:30 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
ACE is the place for your helpful hardware...
iRave at 9/25/08 01:25:49 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
i know i left my bra somewhere....
ScaryDolphin at 9/25/08 01:25:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Playboy channel does a Parody of "It takes a Thief" TV show.
lexkyguy at 9/25/08 01:17:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
OK honey, I'm in position number 1126.
Now put down the damn camera and fence fuck me!!!
seriouswhite at 9/25/08 01:07:02 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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wife to husband: "STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AND TAKING PICTURES....IM FUCKING SERIOUS....MY CLIT RING IS FUCKING CAUGHT ON THIS FUCKING FENCE....FUCKING HELP ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!"
mOOse replied:
you sir win!
seriouswhite replied:
id like to thank all my fans for giving me the support i need....id like to thank my mom and dad for raiaing me in a trailer park that subjected me to much more disturbing mental pictures that could ever be produced by a picture/caption contest....and last but not least id like to thank my wife for gaining 25 pounds for every time she lost a tooth and learning all those wonderful swear words i have gron so accustomed to....you have all made me the person i am today
seriouswhite at 9/25/08 12:56:45 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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aaaaaaahahaha the funny thing is no one can read the sign that says "WARNING GAURD PIRHANA ON DUTY"
seriouswhite at 9/25/08 12:53:39 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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judging by the shit on the wall....this would have to be a good ol fashioned shart and run
Jaded at 9/25/08 12:48:23 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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They told Missy she would have to sleep on the wet spot, so she went and found one.
Jaded at 9/25/08 12:46:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Woowee! Furniture for the trailer!
x101 at 9/25/08 12:30:43 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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who the f*** put my shoe on this roof
darkspy123 at 9/24/08 11:44:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The caption is posted on the news paper 1 day after the incident:

The victim seemed to be a transsexual "man" who drowned in an attempt of diving from the rooftop. He/She then get arrested for being stupid the day after the funeral.
JakesForLuck at 9/24/08 11:38:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Dammit! Ellen DeGeneres wasn't supposed to be home for another two hours...if she catches me shagging her wife I'm toast....
dakid211 at 9/24/08 11:25:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Anybody can shoot a moose, let me see Sarah Palin do this, V.P. elect my ass!!!
dakid211 at 9/24/08 11:23:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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final test for entry into the Gamma Phi Beta Sorority: scale a fence in a single, double, tr......scale a fence in whatever bound you can!!!
00giewaggies at 9/24/08 11:20:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Come on, Sarah! Let the liberal go. That bikini top isn't going to fit him anyway..."
dakid211 at 9/24/08 11:18:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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damn it officer i promise,......he said he was 18!!!
FourLegged at 9/24/08 11:01:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Here's Emma Jean, poor girl never did quite learn how to pole dance.
FourLegged at 9/24/08 10:59:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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A classic misunderstanding. Her boyfriend wanted to see "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"
Thetis17 at 9/24/08 10:52:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And you thought only shirtless Guys tried to get away on "Cops"
klopklop25 at 9/24/08 10:48:47 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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dam it forgot my kid (again) against the rules so i need to get him back .... now this may be a good way to get in and out..... dam it ripped my clothes of ahw well need to get my kid back so mommy power !!
angelfan354 at 9/24/08 10:47:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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is this what happens at hotel pools at night?
AverageJoe101 at 9/24/08 10:46:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+3 
How a true blond reacts to you telling her she is Hot.....
KaneRAT at 9/24/08 10:45:35 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Oh cummon guys, I know you like seeing my ass, but do you really have to keep throwing my top in this gutter ?"
Thunderstruck at 9/24/08 10:24:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The topless G-string ninja strikes again!
adds270581 at 9/24/08 10:13:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When you said you wanted to sit on my pole, i didn't realise this is what you had in mind...
ILuvAllGirls at 9/24/08 10:06:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I told you to leave that beehive alone...
ILuvAllGirls at 9/24/08 10:04:39 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Next time I ask for my dress, get up your ass, you lazy @#$%?@!!!
ILuvAllGirls at 9/24/08 10:01:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Shit! My g-String is stuck...
lethalgunz at 9/24/08 09:59:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You've heard of skinny dipping. This is skinny-fence skipping.
adds270581 at 9/24/08 09:59:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Door?... What door?
swampass at 9/24/08 09:57:19 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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NO GLASS
ASS ACCEPTED
grdigits at 9/24/08 09:42:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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How girls react after sobering up and realizing they have slept with me.
HDRoadking02 at 9/24/08 09:26:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That's the last time I play bitch in the wash room! Jail Break!
saundude at 9/24/08 09:14:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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but mom I don't want to leave
pinuccio at 9/24/08 09:08:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Try as she might, Jane could not escape the smell of fish coming from the trash can!
Snoopzta at 9/24/08 09:02:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"What happens when your clothes get put on the roof."
Kaim at 9/24/08 08:41:03 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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ooo my fav event catching the half naked deaf girl
Cerulean at 9/24/08 08:17:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Spider-Slut.. Spider-Slut.. Does whatever a Spider-Slut can..."
sobrguy at 9/24/08 07:56:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Glass may not be permitted, but ass is more than acceptable. No need to sneak it in young miss.
Grelt at 9/24/08 07:51:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I hope the men chasing me can't swim.
may at 9/24/08 07:48:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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because julie had a glass eye she couldnt get past the 'no glass' gate
sam.zerokool at 9/24/08 07:36:20 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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'gate... fence... gate... fence... gate?'

'fuck it... FENCE!'

...

clearly the better option
RangerWalker at 9/24/08 07:31:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Damn that was one hell of a wave pool!
aescoto1022 at 9/24/08 07:27:32 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+2 
Damn i forgot my dildo!!
RicFusion at 9/24/08 07:17:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When they had asked Alexis to do a pole dance, she had no idea that THIS was the pole....
Hikari Kisugi at 9/24/08 06:53:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
+1 
Jessica just had to know if swimming by moonlight would lead to the secret garden.
xbangerang at 9/24/08 06:43:13 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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SNAGGED
Just lose the Bush already.
tr4cid at 9/24/08 06:26:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hard duty of being a super hero : hiding identity doesn't brings money, nor for bath, nor for cloth...
blunt4687 at 9/24/08 05:55:48 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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she left her "under 14" child unaccompanied at the pool and takes her signs very seriously.
vidd187 at 9/24/08 05:49:58 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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as the fog cleared she headed for th last place she remembered wearing her dress
steelcityrabbit at 9/24/08 05:40:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Nothing ruins a good pool party like some asshole dropping a Baby Ruth in the water!
bearhunter at 9/24/08 05:33:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Even though John knew the gate was unlocked, as the padlock is hanging on the fence to the left of the gate, he just loved watching her climb the fence!
Iglooeaters at 9/24/08 05:24:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Local politicians started to question whether security at the nearby women's prison was up to scratch!
dude2535 at 9/24/08 05:05:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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...The night Catwoman discovered Rum 'n' Coke...

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