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Which Would You Choose?





Description: The age old question.. you're stranded on a deserted island, which of these would you choose as your 'companion'?

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Views: 64666 Date: 07/23/09 Favorited: 3

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Jcl9697 at 8/8/11 05:26:59 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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Mermaid cause I mean.... Hey you can still titty fuck !!
Shadowldd replied:
Same (can I have sex wever mermaid)
Plz
shogg10 at 7/7/11 06:21:50 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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Mermaid, because
A: Tits. The world, nay, the UNIVERSE revolves around tits.
B: Fishes have vaginas too.
june pearl at 9/1/10 11:53:22 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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Forgot one more thing...Its a fact that men get turned on by smelling women's hair.There's that advantage too with a mermaid with her long flowing hair.So there you go.
june pearl at 9/1/10 11:49:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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Just think guys,its not just sex,you can snuggle up to a mermaid use her breast as a pillow and with a pretty face like hers,you can smooch all you want.Plus there's always BJ.All this without the pressure of having a family and responsibility cause she doesn't have a human pussy!Choice is pretty clear.Mermaid for me...
lefty6t at 6/29/10 06:14:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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I`m a breast man and you can always stick something in her mouth to shut her up
wiiniie at 5/8/10 10:28:55 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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paddler_17 said:
Before you vote, you should listen to the Mermaid Song by Great Big Sea..

why would you waste her throat like that??
Mainaccgotban at 4/9/10 05:43:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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Reverse then i wouldn't have to hear the b*** yap all day long.
deserted island with a woman who's only got you to talk too.... thats a freaking nightmare
paddler_17 at 2/9/10 07:29:16 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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Before you vote, you should listen to the Mermaid Song by Great Big Sea..
hardheadcat at 8/12/09 03:47:29 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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NOT ONLY COULD YOU HAVE ORAL SEX YOU HAVE A OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE
THE OCEANS WITH HER SHE WOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP YOU COOL IN THE SUMMER
AND AFTER A WHILE YOU WOULD GET OVER THE FISHY SMELL AND DON'T FORGET
IM A BOOB MAN SO I AM ALOUD TO PLAY WITH THEM WHEN EVER i WANT
MC-Pope-VII at 7/30/09 01:10:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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i choose reversey for two reasons.
1) a scene from red dwarf
2) i do not wish to tred water while i recive my bj.
3) paper bag over the head.....works every time!!!

either way it's better than a football called wilson.
blazearmoru at 7/28/09 06:08:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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I'm so facefucking the mermaid.
Johnny Shnorkle at 7/27/09 10:53:53 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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Cute face, Nice hair, Awsome breast, Sexy tail. I think the choise is clear.
somedaynow at 7/27/09 11:31:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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Who picked the Reverse?!?! How she going to cook and get you beer? That's all that woman needs up there, a bigger Yap! good luck with the caviar!
submarineman at 7/26/09 02:28:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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well, BJ and tits are great and if push comes to shove there is bound to be a fish hole there somewhere.......poke about a bit I am sure there is something to find......
cr4ni4lx at 7/25/09 11:19:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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what if the mermaid was reasonably ugly and had a really flat chest?
dirtbike_er at 7/25/09 05:53:13 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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i couldent take my self seriousely if i had to bend over the fish head to have sex with the vag
RBK at 7/24/09 11:41:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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Mermaid. Although the appearancer of the male reverse mermaid in Family Guy could be interesting...
grumpy1944 at 7/24/09 05:32:05 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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oral sex and boobies...all the way...besides she can at least talk to you
MR. DNA at 7/24/09 04:28:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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You can talk to the mermaid and BJ's are great.
fpsfreak101 at 7/24/09 10:06:19 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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Mermaid, You could talk to her that way, and not be so goddamned bored.
The Aristocrat0 at 7/24/09 09:15:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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Ok, the problem with the reverse-mermaid is that... sure you can have sex with it... but would you be able to maintain an erection while looking at that fish? I don't think so.
abhijitdas_joy at 7/24/09 04:08:14 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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i better opt for sailors fantasy.......
omerojs at 7/24/09 01:56:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote
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I rather a BJ than kissing a fish lol
dreifort replied:
wouldn't the fish mouth offer a much better BJ? just saying.... not that i've tried it or anything.
Flying Spaghetti Monster replied:
Also fish lay eggs, so you can't physically return the favour. It's an oral sex win win.
SilverSkyler at 7/23/09 10:16:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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*gagging sounds* The reverse-mermaid just doesn't cut it. There's obviously more to a woman than her cooch, or sailors in the past would be fantasizing about that monstrosity instead
beerngirls replied:
here's an idea, how about puttin a bag over the fish's head. and maybe a smily face where the face should be... that solves alot of my problems.
taxi at 7/23/09 09:46:08 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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id take the pretty face, comforting breasts and more appealing bottom half than the giant head of an ugly lifeless fish. if she can talk, cool. great. even better. if she can't, we'd just make out and id be happy for the rest of my life, on an island, with a pretty mermaid. most think just sex with selecting the fish top half, but blowjobs are no consilation prize.
L337Pf2 at 7/23/09 08:15:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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Either way the bottom smells like a fish
weeheehoo at 7/23/09 07:25:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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I can't decide. I love bottomless much more than topless, not that topless is bad, but that's an ugly fish.
Newfie Cowboy at 7/23/09 05:31:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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Which end will smell fishy?
cafepress at 7/23/09 05:20:33 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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You can still get a blowey of mermaid without feeling too weird
Jonesy3001 at 7/23/09 04:22:26 PM says:   Reply | Quote
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tough question

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