Janessa Brazil has been putting the sexy in sexyandfunny.com since saying things like "putting the sexy in sexyandfunny.com" was okay. Janessa first appeared on our site in early 2009 and has graced it regularly ever since, so it's a real pleasure to have this opportunity to ask her a few (read: 30!) questions. Janessa has given us many photos and videos over the years (link here), often bringing along a lady friend too! We've also gotten to help her out with advice on a couple of outfits including Which Dress is the Hottest? Not suprisingly the runaway winner was "none"!

We ask her about being born in Rio de Janeiro, having fun naked and the hottest video fan video we've ever received (link here). Enjoy!


1) Hello Janessa! How are you, you sexy thing you?
I'm doing great! Thank you. :)

2) What do you wear to bed?
I wear nothing! I sleep naked except for when I'm cold and then I'll wear fuzzy socks. :p

3) We hear you're a bit of a fight fan. Which do you prefer, UFC or boxing? Favorite current fighter?
I think all Brazilians are UFC fans so yes I'm an UFC fan all the way! My favorite fighter is Anderson Silva for sure!

4) What's your favorite pizza topping?
LOTS of cheese! I'm such a cheese monster. :p

5)  Speaking of pizza, how do you manage to stay so fit?! We see a lot of candid gym self-shots, just how many times a week do you work out?
Oh boy, I'm embarrassed to say I haven't been working out as much as I probably should, but of course when I do I'm not gonna pass on the opportunity to take some candids for my fans. I mostly stay fit now with doing the Blood Type diet. I don't work out at all!

6) How did you first get into the "industry"?
I was approached at the beach by a pornstar and she caught my interest. I was working for corporate America 9-5 job that I couldn't stand! So working for myself and making as much money as I want sounded like a great gig. She was really sweet and told me that I didn't have to start off as a pornstar and she then started to tell me about web camming. I was very conservative and a little skeptical at first but like with everything else in life, I was ready to give this a chance. I've never been afraid of change and trying new things. I don't regret it one bit.

7) Earliest trace we've found from your site backdates to September 2008. That means you will soon be celebrating 5 years! How have things changed from when you started and how do you stay motivated?
Yes, December 2008 was when JanessaBrazil.com was launched. Things have only gotten better. I have a huge fan base and I love them just as much as they love me. They are what keeps me motivated it's that simple.

8) What would you say your fans know you best for?
My deep throat and blowjob skills on my dildos of course! :) I like it real messy with lots of dirty talk too of course.. :p

9) You moved from Brazil when you were young.. Can you tell us a little about Brazil? Do you go back often? What are some of the must-do things you that we won't find in the tourist guides?
Brazil is what you make it. I personally enjoy the simplicity of life that they have. Everyone is happy and most have little to nothing to their name. That just shows happiness is more than material things. I'm very proud of where I came from and I'm proud of my country. They are coming a long way. 2013 was the first time I was able to make it there due to personal reasons and I had the best time of my life.  A MUST do that you won't find in the tourist guides is visiting the mountains. That's where I stay most of the time. Brazil is known for its beaches but the mountains are amazing!

10) Where do you go to find the hottest girls in Rio and what are they like?
You might think I'm crazy but the poorer the area the hotter the girls are!

11) What languages do you speak?
Portuguese and English.

12) Tell us a Portuguese word or concept that doesn't translate well.
If you say to a person in Brazil "what's up?", in Portuguese that means you are looking to fight them. lol

13) Do you have a "go to" joke? If so, can we hear it?
Not Really. I say what's on my mind and usually I'm pretty blunt with my jokes. So it all depends on the moment.

14) Bonus question: Can you share with us a Portugese joke but tell it to us English? These almost never work ..and that's why they're usually funny.
I don't have a joke exactly but I have a saying that my dad taught me. Can you figure it out?

"That Coca-Cola is a Fanta."

15) You often don't have any tan lines. How do you do it?
I have tan lines more now than EVER! I used to dislike them but now I love them!  

16) We've often seen you on-camera with other beautiful women. Is that an off-camera thing as well? Is there anything you prefer to do with a woman (aside from gossiping about men :P)?
Yes I LOVE beautiful women! I try to get girls off-camera and I do but not as often as I would like to because I'm extremely shy in my personal life. So I'm always too shy to approach them lol.

17) Favorite girl you've done a scene with? Explicit details of said scene and link to it for bonus points! :D
Idelsy! She's such a Cuban hottie! My favorite way to shoot with her is very sensual. I'm talking sensual slow kissing, nibbling, licking all over! (link to hot hot video featuring Janessa and Idelsy getting it on!) mOOse note: link provided by Janessa herself. hot.

18) We loved your nude yoga video (link here). Do you ever do yoga naked when you're not making videos?
I don't really do yoga at home because I can't bring myself to work out at home.  

19) The fan video you made for us (link here) is closing in on 1 million views, and is in the top 10 of all favorited videos on our site. Not much of a question, just wanted to say thank you. And if you ever feel like making another one... we wouldn't say no!
Oh wow! That's awesome! I will make another hotter video for sure! Thank you!

20) Name a male/female celebrity you'd most like to get it on with??
Ian Somerhalder and Megan Fox.

21) What's the most creative and strangest pick up lines anyone has ever used on you and what were the results?
I hate pickup lines so much I don't even let it happen!

22) What's the most fun you have had naked, not counting sex ...or yoga?
Shooting naked in public! Gosh I freaking love the rush I get from almost getting caught!

23) Best experience you have had with a fan?
Just meeting my fans is the best experience for me! They will find that I'm more nervous than them. lol

24) What's the best thing a fan has ever bought you? (link to wishlist)
My Sybian!!!

25) Tell us about going on Howard Stern. What's he like in real life? You were a natural on camera and seemed to really enjoy it!
It was the best experience ever! He's such a cool and chill person and a genius of course! I had so much fun and laughed so hard my stomach hurt!  Thank you Howard because if it wasn't for you I probably wouldn't be where I am today!

26) What was the Sybian like? How does it compare to other vibrating toys?
Sybian is awesome! You really need to concentrate to actually enjoy it. It's a fun toy but it's not one I use everyday. It's much easier to cum with something like a hitachi vibrator.

27) You were a "topless slide girl" in Girls Gone Dead (link here), a movie about girls who find murder instead of margaritas on their Spring Break. What was that experience like?
Hahaha it was a blast! I literally had a slide burn on my tail bone. I had to slide down that slide 30 times at least so they can get every angle and half of the time I got water up my nose ROFL. Try looking sexy coming up from the water when your lungs are filled with water lol but I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! Just being around Beetlejuice and Sal The Stockbroker was a great and fun time.  

28) Tell us your best Spring Break experience/story.
I don't really have just 1 good story I have TONS!

29) What's one thing that people are always surprised to find out about you?
I'm very shy in real life and very humble. If it wasn't for my fans I would be nothing!  

30) Is there anything you want to tell us about you that we failed to ask you about?
I don't plan on retiring anytime soon.. ;) You can see more of me live on my own live webcam network JBwebcam.com! :)

Thank you!

Plug time:
Official Site: www.janessabrazil.com
Twitter: @JanessaBrazil
Facebook: facebook.com/OfficialxJanessaBrazilx
Wishlist: Janessa's Amazon Wishlist
Cam with Janessa: www.jbwebcam.com
Buy Her "Merchandise": blog.janessabrazil.com/items-for-sale