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The Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

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Description: Funny joke but honestly who calls having sex the grass sandwich?
Added: October 5, 2007
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Chris says:
 

Yeah....in Canada we call it sex in a field.
10/7/07 08:27:14 AM
KaosLeech says:
 

The ones that don't shave?
10/5/07 10:36:12 PM
Unregistered Losers say:
(2007-11-22) lol yah no doubt eh chris
pretty comon sence right there lol
good joke btw
(2007-10-08) That was a very.. German way of speaking English that chick had... Real Swenglish would be more like

"Yeee, In sweedan, we coll it grosesandvish tu."
(2007-10-06) It's outside on the LAWN thus, the GRASS part :P

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