garison808

[quote name=garison808 time=2018-12-02 22:30:07]I would remember that mermaids are mammals, and therefore, have vaginas, whether we can see them or not.[/quote]

Pyfgc117

[quote name=Pyfgc117 time=2012-08-12 22:48:51]As an ass man I'd like to thank you. You finally helped me find my limit. Even for a great butt, i just couldn't do the fish.[/quote]

Jcl9697

[quote name=Jcl9697 time=2011-08-08 05:26:59]Mermaid cause I mean.... Hey you can still titty fuck !![reply name=Shadowldd time=2011-12-14 02:29:27]Same (can I have sex wever mermaid) Plz[/reply][/quote]

shogg10

[quote name=shogg10 time=2011-07-07 06:21:50]Mermaid, because A: Tits. The world, nay, the UNIVERSE revolves around tits. B: Fishes have vaginas too.[/quote]

june pearl

[quote name=june pearl time=2010-09-01 11:53:22]Forgot one more thing...Its a fact that men get turned on by smelling women's hair.There's that advantage too with a mermaid with her long flowing hair.So there you go.[/quote]

june pearl

[quote name=june pearl time=2010-09-01 11:49:53]Just think guys,its not just sex,you can snuggle up to a mermaid use her breast as a pillow and with a pretty face like hers,you can smooch all you want.Plus there's always BJ.All this without the pressure of having a family and responsibility cause she doesn't have a human pussy!Choice is pretty clear.Mermaid for me...[/quote]

lefty6t

[quote name=lefty6t time=2010-06-29 18:14:11]I`m a breast man and you can always stick something in her mouth to shut her up[/quote]

wiiniie

[quote name=wiiniie time=2010-05-08 22:28:55][quote name=paddler_17 time=2010-02-09 19:29:16]Before you vote, you should listen to the Mermaid Song by Great Big Sea..[/quote] why would you waste her throat like that??[/quote]

Mainaccgotban

[quote name=Mainaccgotban time=2010-04-09 05:43:41]Reverse then i wouldn't have to hear the b*** yap all day long. deserted island with a woman who's only got you to talk too.... thats a freaking nightmare[/quote]

paddler_17

[quote name=paddler_17 time=2010-02-09 19:29:16]Before you vote, you should listen to the Mermaid Song by Great Big Sea..[/quote]

hardheadcat

[quote name=hardheadcat time=2009-08-12 15:47:29]NOT ONLY COULD YOU HAVE ORAL SEX YOU HAVE A OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE THE OCEANS WITH HER SHE WOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP YOU COOL IN THE SUMMER AND AFTER A WHILE YOU WOULD GET OVER THE FISHY SMELL AND DON'T FORGET IM A BOOB MAN SO I AM ALOUD TO PLAY WITH THEM WHEN EVER i WANT[/quote]

MC-Pope-VII

[quote name=MC-Pope-VII time=2009-07-30 01:10:03]i choose reversey for two reasons. 1) a scene from red dwarf 2) i do not wish to tred water while i recive my bj. 3) paper bag over the head.....works every time!!! either way it's better than a football called wilson.[/quote]

blazearmoru

[quote name=blazearmoru time=2009-07-28 18:08:22]I'm so facefucking the mermaid.[/quote]

Johnny Shnorkle

[quote name=Johnny Shnorkle time=2009-07-27 22:53:53]Cute face, Nice hair, Awsome breast, Sexy tail. I think the choise is clear.[/quote]

somedaynow

[quote name=somedaynow time=2009-07-27 11:31:40]Who picked the Reverse?!?! How she going to cook and get you beer? That's all that woman needs up there, a bigger Yap! good luck with the caviar![/quote]

submarineman

[quote name=submarineman time=2009-07-26 14:28:07]well, BJ and tits are great and if push comes to shove there is bound to be a fish hole there somewhere.......poke about a bit I am sure there is something to find......[/quote]

cr4ni4lx

[quote name=cr4ni4lx time=2009-07-25 11:19:53]what if the mermaid was reasonably ugly and had a really flat chest?[/quote]

dirtbike_er

[quote name=dirtbike_er time=2009-07-25 05:53:13]i couldent take my self seriousely if i had to bend over the fish head to have sex with the vag[/quote]

RBK

[quote name=RBK time=2009-07-24 23:41:31]Mermaid. Although the appearancer of the male reverse mermaid in Family Guy could be interesting...[/quote]

grumpy1944

[quote name=grumpy1944 time=2009-07-24 17:32:05]oral sex and boobies...all the way...besides she can at least talk to you[/quote]

MR. DNA

[quote name=MR. DNA time=2009-07-24 16:28:44]You can talk to the mermaid and BJ's are great.[/quote]

fpsfreak101

[quote name=fpsfreak101 time=2009-07-24 10:06:19]Mermaid, You could talk to her that way, and not be so goddamned bored.[/quote]

The Aristocrat0

[quote name=The Aristocrat0 time=2009-07-24 09:15:51]Ok, the problem with the reverse-mermaid is that... sure you can have sex with it... but would you be able to maintain an erection while looking at that fish? I don't think so.[/quote]

abhijitdas_joy

[quote name=abhijitdas_joy time=2009-07-24 04:08:14]i better opt for sailors fantasy.......[/quote]

omerojs

[quote name=omerojs time=2009-07-24 01:56:06]I rather a BJ than kissing a fish lol[reply name=dreifort time=2009-07-24 05:18:03]wouldn't the fish mouth offer a much better BJ? just saying.... not that i've tried it or anything.[/reply][reply name=Flying Spaghetti Monster time=2009-07-24 08:26:00]Also fish lay eggs, so you can't physically return the favour. It's an oral sex win win.[/reply][/quote]

SilverSkyler

[quote name=SilverSkyler time=2009-07-23 22:16:43]*gagging sounds* The reverse-mermaid just doesn't cut it. There's obviously more to a woman than her cooch, or sailors in the past would be fantasizing about that monstrosity instead[reply name=beerngirls time=2009-07-24 07:35:49]here's an idea, how about puttin a bag over the fish's head. and maybe a smily face where the face should be... that solves alot of my problems.[/reply][/quote]

taxi

[quote name=taxi time=2009-07-23 21:46:08]id take the pretty face, comforting breasts and more appealing bottom half than the giant head of an ugly lifeless fish. if she can talk, cool. great. even better. if she can't, we'd just make out and id be happy for the rest of my life, on an island, with a pretty mermaid. most think just sex with selecting the fish top half, but blowjobs are no consilation prize.[/quote]

L337Pf2

[quote name=L337Pf2 time=2009-07-23 20:15:26]Either way the bottom smells like a fish[/quote]

weeheehoo

[quote name=weeheehoo time=2009-07-23 19:25:25]I can't decide. I love bottomless much more than topless, not that topless is bad, but that's an ugly fish.[/quote]

Newfie Cowboy

[quote name=Newfie Cowboy time=2009-07-23 17:31:22]Which end will smell fishy?[/quote]

cafepress

[quote name=cafepress time=2009-07-23 17:20:33]You can still get a blowey of mermaid without feeling too weird[/quote]

Jonesy3001

[quote name=Jonesy3001 time=2009-07-23 16:22:26]tough question[/quote]