(2008-02-17) The German language ? Reminds me of this.....

A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for a start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

(2007-12-12) Why is it ridiculous that I write this in English, that is my language. I find the German language a gross sounding language. If you are trying to insult my intelligence, you are going to have to try much harder than that, lmao. You don't know me, you have no idea what I know, your own words show your inelegance, or lack there of. Next time, stick to the porn, all that blood rushing out of your brain seems to have left you a bit dizzy. By the way, if it helps your bruised ego any, I don't care much for Swahili either. Warum es lächerlich ist, den ich dem auf Englisch schreibe, das meine Sprache ist. Ich finde die Deutsche Sprache ein Gros, das Sprache erklingen lässt. Wenn Sie versuchen, meine Intelligenz zu beleidigen, sind Sie dabei, viel härter versuchen zu müssen, als das, lmao. Sie kennen mich nicht, Sie haben keine Idee, was ich weiß, zeigen Ihre eigenen Wörter Ihre Geschmacklosigkeit, oder fehlen dort dessen. Bleiben Sie nächstes Mal beim Porno, ganzer, was das Blut, das aus Ihrem Gehirn hineilt, scheint verlassen zu haben, machen Sie ein bisschen schwindlig. Übrigens, wenn es Ihrem gequetschten Ego irgendwelcher hilft, sorge ich mich mu nicht

(2007-12-11) that was disgusting. She went along with what he did for the cameras, but she and the other girl did not want to do it. That idiot is dangerous. What if they had fallen? They both kept saying NO and he kept going. That man is stupid and I hope the girls spoke up and he was kicked off the show and kicked right in his stupid nuts so next time he thinks about forcing a girl or anyone else he'll think twice. Once for each nut and perhaps a third time when he realizes doing that sort of thing when someone is saying, NO, makes it completely wrong,