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Do you have the other shoe?
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Dont talk to me I'm headed to Britain's Got Talent to see simon!!
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wait mrs.jones you forgot your sandals....oh this....its the only way i can get billy to eat his mashed potatoes
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Did u see my other slipper? I feel cold.
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I didn't have time to get dressed this morning, before coming to work. Do you think you would have anything that would fit me?
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Why did we have to move so close to the playboy mansion.
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Why yes, I did see a man running down the street wearing a yellow sun dress and one sandal!
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O Gosh! Look at those two gigantic pimples!
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This is a picture of the two finalists of the Miss Universe contest, Miss Sweeden and Miss Russia, arguing if it more sexier to swallow or rub it on your head.
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Dammm it! why did I got my sex changed??!!
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OMG!!!!! MOM? .........
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Could you help me find my hat, I feel so naked without it.
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ramdas said:
No, Lady godiva I didn't steal your horse.
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great, Ilove it
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holy shit....your a girl!!!!
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noklerin said:
It was then that Mrs. Stephenson realized that she had forgotten to buy milk.

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Please dont hit me with the slippers, I am delicate and not as firm as you.
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OOOOAAAAWWHOOOAOHHAA!!!!!
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Don't brag on me bitch. My tits used to be up HERE, ya hussy!
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Check out this new levitation trick i learned from david blaine
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Oh come on, just sit RIGHT HERE!
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I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!!
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NO!!! NO!!! They go on your feet.
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Pimpslap said You're working this corner too?!!? Damit Damit Damit!
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DAD?!
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Oh FUCK! I'm a lesbian!
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Oh god dear, now your ass is going to be posted all over Sexy & Funny. com
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I coulda had a V8!
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You can make clothes disappear using just brain power? Wow!
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I will give you back your clothes if you give me back my wig....
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I SWEAR!!!!!!!! THESE ARE MY CLOTHES!!!!!!
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Oh My God...No hore of mine give it for free!
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NO, I don't know where the liquor store is.
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HOLY CRAP!! You're natural blond!!!!
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Isn't Allen Funt dead?!
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I'm so disappointed. You are using up all of the cell phone minutes again!
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Oh shit! My erection's going to pop through my dress. My cover is blown! Damn...
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Please say you are NOT my daughter!
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DAMNIT i should've bought those slippers!
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I really need to sell the sandals too... then i will have for the new electric shaving machine !!!
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Honestly mom, this is 2008. I think that all beautiful wemon should walk around like this. Be proud of what you got, and show it to the world.
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"Jesus Christ! your dick is Way bigger than mine!"
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You did WHAT to the car!?
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jenny get to ur room now
do you think this is funny
ur grounded for life
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Gramma! Gramma! Gramma! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!
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OH,MY GAWD!!! A bird just pooped on my head
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Wow! I didn't know a hair crimper worked down there too!
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Excuse me miss!!!!! I'm Jenny, your replacement, is your husband around?
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Young Girl: Help! Call the police, Ive been molested!
Old Lady: OH MY GOD.....I forgot to record Wheel of Fortune!
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I was thinking about mowin' my lawn, what do you think about that???
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Damn!!! Why did I have that sex change operation!
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Hi, I'm planning a hair extension.
Would you like to bend down so I can see if your hair colour goes with my pubic hair?
I'll give you one slipper for half of your hair and both my slippers if I can cut all your hair off.
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hey granny, did you see where i left my clothes, all i can find is my shoe
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Do you know what else i forget to take, Grandma?
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How many times do I have to say it. Thanks for the skirt and top, but yours shoes don't fit.
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Grandma did you remember to Tivo Samuri Jack?
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sorry Dakota87 - I guess we had the same idea
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Excuse me ma'am, did you happen to see my other shoe?
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Have you seen my other shoe?
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Oh my GOD girl. Wear a bra in you don't want to end up like me...
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Damn Woman! Your bush makes my hair shy
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Come with me if you want to live
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Before and after: What do you get when you cross Jenny Craig and Doctor Phil??? TA DA!!!
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She is using her mind powers to take the girls clothes off.
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Shit! I can't believe what I did to a real beaver when that's what he meant!
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dirty slut i knew my husband was up to something
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But Granny, you said, "Take that outfit off before you leave the house!"
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Oh no, I'm loosing my mind! My husband told me that if I ever saw a naked woman leave our house, that I was just imagining it!
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I told you already... we don't need a naked babe for a threesome. Igor is going to get the frying pan when I get home for placing that ad!
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what's left away is the subscript telling the shocked guy in black skirt is a travestite... :)
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oh god... you're that chick from the terminator. trust me, my clothes aren't very sexy
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I'm sorry I ran out on you last night after you paid for the whole night, but I thought I'd return your shoe
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All I asked was that you trim the hedges not cut the whole bush.
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Nooo! mother its me, skippy, i am back from mexico and i think the operation was a success! They will remove my balls later, i ran out of pesos...
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Despite sis' best efforts, grandma never overcame her homophobia.
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Holy Hannah Montana! That's a huge clit, like a pringles can!
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That's my watch you bitch!
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A slight variation to gbb1288's

"Oh my God! It's like I'm looking in a mirror."
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oh boy u wont be feeling cold now that u have a dress on... especially mine :p
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I see you have shoes but where's your socks
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Is that a boner dearie?
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Yah, I am veery soory. Whenever I am experiencing the orgasm, my legs fly up and my sandals go flying!
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I told you to take off your shoes, not to take off everything except your shoes!!!!
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Oh my god. I'm a lesbian!
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AHHHH MOTHER LAND!!!
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This isn't right at all! I wanted a VIRTUAL stripper!
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move my hair, why?
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Gee, i can't remember where the Shoe Repair Shop is.
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OMG!! The slipper fits! I never knew Cinderella was a nudist! OMG!!
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Hi, I'm here for the nanny position.
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hey, ma, remember how u use to tell me you want a daughter? SURPRISE!?!?!?
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you look thin let mama feed you.
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I have seem to have lost my clothes May i have yours?
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I gotta boner!
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damn bird just shit on my head.
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You! you stole my crimping iron!
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So what you're telling is...you'd like to get naked like me, but somebody glued your hands to your head?!
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Shit I forgot to stuff the turkey
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Oh my god, what a horrible mole!
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Mamma Mia! Spaghetti & Meatballs ?!?! Oh My!
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I can't believe we are from the same species ?
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yes....they're real...and they're SPECTACULAR!!!!!!
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Don't forget to vote for Bush.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nooooo --- I said:" Find that SLIPPER." Not "that STRIPPER".......
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ahh you should have that nose looked at
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ffs! why did i get a sex change!
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I just need some warm and fresh air mum
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Why did I vote "Bush".
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What do you expect? I've been locked up in the tower since I was 9
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OMG! HER'S ARE BIGGER THAN MINE!! AND NO >.< CANT TOUCH
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I wouldn't be caught dead, with you pubic hair on my head.
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I don't understand.... the carpet doesn't match the drapes!!!!!
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That's no moon.. IT'S a Space Station!
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Excuse me My boyfriend threw my shoe out the window. Did it hit you on the head it looks like this one
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"The aliens in my brain are making me see naked people!"
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"Argh! I left the kettle on!"
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"Oh my goodness! You need to cover up that hair! And get a new shampoo, those split ends look awful!"
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old lady says: "oh my GOOOOOD, when will i stop SEEING THINGS? i'm beginning to believe that i'm lesbian!"

not really that good? oh well, i gave it a shot :)
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Pardon me...Have You Seen My Penis? I know i left it around here somewhere
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lanwa2k2 said:
hey! your that bitch who stole my clothes!


Bad comment!
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What did I say? Is there something in my teeth?
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Where's the BEEF?!?
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AAAHHH!!! SHIT!! I can see your Smegma!

(nice ass by the way!)
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HOLY CRAP!!! I really did save alot of money by switching to GEICO!!!
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Escuse me mam? I lost my hair tie and i feel sorta naked without it.
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I TOLD you they were real!
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Oh my GOD!!! I almost wore the EXACT SAME THING! How embarrassing would that have been?
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"OH~ That's where I stuck her other slipper,,,,
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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and stripper?
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look mom im a big kid now !!
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Oh No! I forgot to run the dryer again!
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Holy crap! Axe really does work!
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I told you not to leave the house. You are soooooo getting a spanking tonight
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"I like to frolic in the land of jews and whores. I eill cash my social security check for a chance to stick my tongue in you slit my dear."
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Shit! I forgot to do the laundry again! Your father is gonna kill me!
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What the f*** happened to my car?!?!?!
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My God!!! You have more hair on your Pussy than I have on my head!!!
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Oops... I forgot that its your birthday :)
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hey! your that bitch who stole my clothes!
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what do you mean lohan's not a real boy
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O my GOD, Jessica! I Can't believe this!


You've gone Brazilian????
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OMG, your penis is bigger than mine!
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No it is NOT your turn to wear the outfit!!!!!
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Can I borrow your clothes? Nobody wants to see you naked anyway.
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"AHHHHHHH.....The naked lady is trying to peak into my brain." Musn't let her see the dirty images.
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Before and After....... Absolut Vodka
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Grandma would you like to join the peeing for distance contest?
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Calm down, Mom! We've already been over this whole "piercing issue!"
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OMG! Look behind you!
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Why, yes I have the time. It happens to be 3 o'--HOLY SHIT!
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OH MY GOD!!! I FORGOT IT WAS NATIONAL NUDE DAY!!! I am so getting pinched....
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No really.... Have you seen my other shoe?
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You should really put a hat on dear. You know how high the skin cancer rate is.
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IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I haven't even got off of the grounds of this lesbian rehab clinic and I have this temptation cross my path??? Where were you a month ago before I checked myself in????
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LIES! Its all lies!! It can't be!.... but Ashley...Ashley Simpson...OMG! You're a woman! But...but, you're supposed to be a man!
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As you can see, this new razor allows the closest shave imaginable, and it is yours today for only $19.95...
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OMG ! That nightmare again ! I'm a woman when all other womens are nudes !
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Daddy...Give me my clothes back
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HOLY SHIT!!! What's that hanging between your legs is that supposed to be there? Ya, I was born with it, can 19t afford to change it yet.
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NO NO, relax it's OK. I'm from Sweden.
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NO! NO! NO! INTERNATIONAL STRIP DAY IS NOT A REAL HOLIDAY!
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DAMN IT! I USED TOO MUCH POLI- GRIP!
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must...use...telekinetic powers...to remove her clothes....
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unofficial Terminator movie blooper
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Come on, it isn't THAT big...
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CRAP! I left burning candles in the living room!
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You're pissing me off, there must be something else you can give me.
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Give me back my wig.
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have you seen my vagina?
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Oh no! I forgot the clams when I was at the market!
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There`s something different about you... Did you get a hair cut?
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Dam I left the chicken in the oven.
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you're dressed like that and you're criticising my hair?
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i am cinderella....have you seen my other slipper?
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What was that? they be stealing your bucket?







http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/lolrus.JPG
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how many times do i have to tell you when walking in public tie your hair back
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Sean Penn is that you!!!??..Why are you wearing a dress?
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Hey Mom guess what! It's my birthday!
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Oh my God! Your shoes ... they're hideous!
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I'm not even supposed to be here today!
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What the bloody hell are you doing wearing my bracelet?
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grandmother what red face you have!
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holy sh#t..... i forgot to tape matlock
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OMG...are those real?
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My what nice hair you have.
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my, you sure have grown....
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she...has... A PENIS!
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'Oh my gosh you have your clothes on. Thats illegal you know.'
'Oh crap, I forgot'
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Goodness dear, you shouldn't running around here without your other shoe
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Hi mom, can you guess what body parts I got pierced?
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Don' get scared! This is supposed to be a comic strip.
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HOLY CRAP...what happened to your face?
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ooooh dangit i forgot to shave again
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I Got your shirt, skirt, purse and BOOBS....what do I do about my hair???
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Oh my gosh! Who crimps their hair anymore?
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Have you seen my dog?
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What do I have something in my teeth?
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:Someone SHIT on the coats!
:WHAT?!?
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wow i wish mine were like that
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Guess what I did with 30 minutes?
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Oh my God!! They're eveil!! keep them away!!!
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oh dear.
they are HUGE, it makes me feel sick!
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Purple Monkey Dishwater
Purple Monkey Dishwater
Purple Monkey Dishwater

Stop saying that, your giving me a migrain!!
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I don't know what you're freaking out about?
I was born this way...
What's your excuse?
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Your Husband wouldn't pay Me, So you owe me 130 dollars, Or ill have to send my pimp to kick his ass
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Holy Snikey's! That's going To Leave A Mark!
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Brittney Escapes !!!!!
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YO DOG! LISTEN! CHECK IT OUT DOG! YO, CHECK IT OUT. IT WAS JUST ALRIGHT FOR ME YOU KNOW. DIDN'T BLOW ME AWAY YOU KNOW DOG. IT WAS ARIGHT. MAYBE IT WAS YOUR SONG CHOICE. DIDN'T SUIT YOU, OKAY DOG. CHECK IT OUT.
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my boyfriends still stuck in me,can you help pull him out?
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OMG, I was so hoping you were post-op.......
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I told you using my pussy hair for a wig, wouldn't look natural!
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What that androgynous woman sees that we don't isn't a hairy vagina, but a thirteen inch dick resting on her inner thigh.
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i told you not to shave that!
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Did you see a man running and laughing with a sock come this way?
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...and that's what i did for a klondike bar.
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HOLY SHIT!! How drunk was I last night?
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No, Lady godiva I didn't steal your horse.
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OMG my jinnee gave me one wish and she isn't my nude stud.
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12 news: "This just in! S&FF supermodel mauled in Candid Camera mishap. We've managed to obtain one photograph taken just before the incident sparked, courtesy of rikki18!"
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Dear God.... why couldn't I have met you before my operation???
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Aaahhh. Rapunzel!!!
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I Couldn`t find anything to go with these sandals
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rikki18 said:
Very funny picture. Thanks mOOse.
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booo. worst caption ever. ;)


Due to your name in it? :P

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Happy Birthday Grandma!
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it's okay... i stayed at a holiday inn express last night...
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Very funny picture. Thanks mOOse.
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booo. worst caption ever. ;)
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I can't beleive you lost the car keys!
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Its the girl from splash!
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Of course, naked is the new Gucci...Brilliant!
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A desperate Cinderella took it upon herself to advertise that the slipper was hers.
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Oh My GOD! Leave me alone damn petitioner!
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It was then that Mrs. Stephenson realized that she had forgotten to buy milk.
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........Can i have my clothes back?
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Does this outfit make me look fat?
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MAMA MIA!!!
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no!..no!...no!...no!... the drapes doesn't match the carpet!?
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Wait, That's what a naked girl looks like?? you mean I'm really a dude???????
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Oh my, where are your clothes?!
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ok, now show me yours
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Oh No! the demons in my head are all getting randy and trying break out AHHHHH!
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What do you mean this is gonna be on SexyandFunny?!?!?!?!?!
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Your cat's up a tree? Oh God! Let's call the Fire Department quick!!!
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NO!!!! Why do I not have a penis!?
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Oh Hi Mrs Jones, your husband wanted me to let you know you can come home now.
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Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
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OMG I always thought you were a real blonde ...
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When Agnes wished that Henry were young and dumb and full of cum, this isn't what she had intended.
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Put your clothes back on or I blow up your head just like in SCANNERS!
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Thanks for the clothes but now i need your hair
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No! I'm not showing you if MY carpet matches the drapes!
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No I don't have any change
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You actually crimped your hair?????
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Oh My God!!!! I wish this was a mirror!!!
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I should have had a V8, I mean should have been a lesbian.
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I am sorry you had to find out about my cross dressing problem like this.....I was going to tell you!
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you want to do what with that sandal?
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What do mean I can't wear these shoes with this bag? It's not Labor Day yet.
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Oh no! Hottness alert at level 5... Brain... Exploding...
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Grandma, you wouldn't believe what a GREAT time I had at the prom last night............
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Damn i just spent my last 20!
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i can't believe it's not butter!
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When you said don't dress for dinner, I thought you meant.....
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You just did WHAT with my husband?
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Oh no, they let me out the Hospital too early! I'm seeing naked people again!!!'
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DAMN! I put on Jimmy's LYNX deodorant again!!
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Oh No, I couldv'e had a V8
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Ahh, A nudist...What should I do, what should I do!?!?
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Hey lady... whats with your hair?
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"this isn't where i parked my car"
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I thought you were a WOMAN!
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Upon seeing her neighbour's overgrown front garden, Julie could not help but suggest a bush trimming was in order.
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"Hey can you help me find my other shoe?"
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Hey don`t look there your going to go blind.
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I don't think the prince will care that you have the matching slipper.
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