Caption Contest 21

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Roxanne's new look had every pretzel in the bar morphing into rolling pins.
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the pilsbury dough boy's dna was found at the scene.
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and the winner is... FourLegged with +10! congrats and thanks to everyone for entering, some really good ones in this batch!
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Sometimes you just don't see it cumming.
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my yeast infection is way out of control!
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Apparently if you blow an old man he ejaculates powder
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worst round of target practice ever...
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I still don't understand what bukkake means
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Can you say, "WTF did I do last night?!"
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who the fuck just blew this load all over the place... now i gotta clean this up
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Who the hell cares if she can cook!!!
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NEXT...
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I think the black guy in the back who looks like Homer Simpson wants to de-flour me
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Not again... I always mix up the marshmallow and chocolate toppings...
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Am I doing this right? My customer asked for breaded breasts...
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See, I told you I wouldn't cum in your mouth.
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It was years before I realized the name of the restaurant wasn't "OOTER"
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I just came from the mensroom where I blew the gingerbread man
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Who needs the 60s with a flour child like this?
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......This old dude just came on me, your argument is invalid.
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guy at bar:
"dayyyum! that girl is fine!"

waitress:
"that black guy is still looking at me isn't he."
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I'll take her rolled in flour and deep fried............with fries and a diet coke.....don't want too many calories
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srsly O.0... its chef training
... uh huh...
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> * * < hee...hee...
... in Haiti that would feed my family for a week... and we could use the flour too
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Bill cosby in the back ordered breaded thighs not chicken thighs!
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with those hooters you would think they have liquid milk!
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I got your Powder Room right here......
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Seems like no one can make a money shot count these days...
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i thought you were only supposed to roll fat chicks in flour to find the wet spot.
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I guess you were excited to see me.
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I know you asked for a sammich, but I decided to make you some chicken wings instead!
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What? You don't need flour on your cheeseburger.
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Flourgasm!!
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"The cookies you wanted are to be as big as what????"
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hhmm, cake needs more flour
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No No No i said i wanted my girl naked not battered.
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Go ahead, Make my day!
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Hooters' plan to draw in more black customers by offering deep-fried white bitches seemed to be working
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(the guy in the back)
"damn thats a nice ass, now turn around and let me see the rest of you..."
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No, my yeast infection is not contagious.
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I'm willing to make a long-term commitment to help this company grow to new levels of success.
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Hey, I know neither of us wants this place to look like a frat house, so let's set aside some time to clean together.
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got milk
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You call me "Your little biscuit" once more, and I'm comin' over that counter!"
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I dont care how messy i get, for $50 an hour it beats flashing in public for nothing.
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That's why the place is called "Hooters" and not "Make me a fucking sandwich without getting flour all over yourself you braindead bimbo." Just not as catchy.
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"50,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!?"
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"Candyman, Candyman, Candyman" haha so stupid ....."Candyman, Candymann......Oh my god how did the flour explode....and..how did that man get behind me?!
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"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman"
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The chef asked her to flour up two breasts and two thighs for a customer.
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I wouldn't have thought anyone would need to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot. Go Figure!
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Despite dropping everything, the judges unanimously decide that the Hooters girl wins the Pizza Throwing Championship! All men agree!
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maybe they should add cooking experience and education to the job application, second thought, cup size just works for me.
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do i hear an excuse for a wet t shirt competition? o yeah!
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this is what happened in arizona when they started checking for green cards. the girls just couldnt figure out how to cook.
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The Pillsbury Doughboy is in Both two and he want keep he hands off me.
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The Pillysbury Doughboy strikes again!
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So that's how you make a Lt. Dan special! No wonder he owns the place.
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Now that is what I call "full-contact Hooters"
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after hearing that the pubs got no beer she settled for the barman's milk
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It always brought a smile to her face knowing she gave the best handjobs in town
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Cool... That was a good 'splosion. What should I mix together, now?
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Sometimes a womans place is NOT in the kitchen!
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Could you keep an eye out for my dignity?
I seem to have to have lost it.
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you really thought i could do anything besides wait tables?
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Well what would you do if OSHA took away your wet t-shirt contests?
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Well usually like chicks that smell like flours, but covered in flour works just fine too!
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"Hey! Does anyone want to come over here and de-flour me?"
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Everything tastes better when it's battered and fried.
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Where is the restaurant inspector when we need him. Would you EAT anything from the menu here?
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Too much head on that one!!

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Hey its frothy man!!
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Now THAT is what I call a yeast infection......
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Hooters demands a little dirtier behaviour from their waitresses. Sarah misunderstood this concept.
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Next time I whack off "Dusty" he's gonna wear a condom!
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this time we fry some chicken...here is the chick!
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I ordered my wings nekkid not breaded
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I know what happened. I think I walked into the wrong bathroom and the lights were all off.
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I thought I was getting a cream soda!
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It's always messy when The Pillsbury Doughboy comes to hooters.
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Coke night at Hooters was always a blast
the.amazing.spyderman replied:
wow I so read that as cake night the first time much funnier with the correct vowel
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Jenny loves Whack off Wednesday's but see she wonders what the black guy is hiding under that cup.