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JoeBNIN at 12/4/11 02:07:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When asked whether he preferred 2% or breast milk...Silvio Berlusconi turned his head in disgust muttering something about bunga-bunga...
Danny Dix at 11/18/11 02:36:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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This just in:
Girl steals drink, groceries, twenty pairs of designer shoes and a lamboghinni at the local markets on Saturday.
Police said thirty witnesses stated they did not notice her doing it.
mOOse at 11/8/11 02:10:31 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and the winner is.. timberwolf51 with +7! thanks to everyone who left and rated captions!
opaldawg at 11/8/11 07:27:03 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I said, I am looking for melons this size, do you have any?
Guy06 at 11/8/11 03:50:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Wow!!! The cold section really does make my nipples hard"

"Yah, Yah just put your top back on before some old pervert jumps out from behind that fence"
KiwiTheCat at 11/7/11 08:39:04 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Okay magic tit question for you: Do you think I should get soda today?
bimmer at 11/7/11 01:36:50 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I think Edward James Olmos back there lost something in his pocket.
joemaka at 11/6/11 07:29:51 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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whats that honey? two big jugs of milk? ill ask the guy...
slunkmachine7 at 11/6/11 06:59:10 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Nothin like a California Snow Cone!
slunkmachine7 replied:
Nothin like a couple of California Snow Cones!
FourLegged at 11/6/11 04:11:34 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Poor confused Becky was just trying to fight global warming.
eq2pox at 11/5/11 11:51:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hmm... I wonder what flavor these are filled with..
mr300 at 11/5/11 10:14:17 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i wonder how old those cans are, because thats a lot of built up frost on them.
mr300 at 11/5/11 10:12:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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if this is a hint of whats to come with the membership, please like this comment b/c i love me some oddly shaped titties on an unattractive chick whose leaking silicone. and i hope the awkward bus driver in the backround isnt just a teaser.
decker823 at 11/5/11 10:04:37 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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He said "chips and ice," but because of his accent she heard "Tits and Ass"
Maxfun at 11/5/11 05:56:23 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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New generation of smart refrigerator - hot boobs approaching: add ice!
mr300 at 11/5/11 04:35:02 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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movie moments in real life...
blonde: would you do me... i would do me...
guy in back: i cant believe she pulled off the goat.
P0KEM0N at 11/5/11 03:52:22 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Blonde Moment
Blonde: Hmmm which drink?
Random guy: Just pick one.
Blonde: I know, ill let my tits pick for me. Hehehe ^.^
stangguy at 11/5/11 03:22:43 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Is it raining? Or is my left boob leaking?
brisa117 at 11/5/11 11:35:32 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Excuse me sir, which of these mellons do you think is ripe?
ismats at 11/5/11 11:21:06 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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snacks & hos, we deliver, just call your local pimp
mr300 at 11/5/11 06:27:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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mongo only pawn in game of life.
mr300 at 11/5/11 06:12:40 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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and on the other side of the fence... Girls Jumping on Trampolines!
mr300 at 11/5/11 06:10:35 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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what would you do for a klondike bar?
mr300 at 11/5/11 06:08:29 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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there must be a really sexy goat off to the side there.
D Ddun at 11/5/11 04:41:58 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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No, no, no! Cover your nooooose when you sneeze!
D Ddun at 11/5/11 04:40:05 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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okay right nipple covered, left nipple uncovered means they have coke, both nipples covered for pepsi . . . damnit what's the code for sprite . . .
D Ddun at 11/5/11 04:37:01 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Holy shit is that a liger . . . I thought those were a myth . . . . huuh .. . .

Now what was I doing . . something important .. . . OH CRAP! NAKED GIRL ASS! . . .
brennan_i at 11/5/11 03:02:12 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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The withdrawal method of contraception does have its problems.... how is he going to clean all the sperm off those bottles and cans!!!!!
Throwingcopper55 at 11/5/11 02:26:41 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Ohh my nipples feel hard
lethalgunz at 11/5/11 01:52:07 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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When I placed an order for another set of jugs...this isn't what I had in mind
mcflym at 11/5/11 12:37:55 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Silvio Berlusconi shows off the latest addition to his cabinet.
mstem55 at 11/5/11 12:32:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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And he wanted to use a thermometer to check if the drinks are cold!
Cerulean at 11/5/11 12:02:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So... what exactly is he doing with his hands in his pockets...?
Isobar at 11/4/11 10:17:21 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Guy: "Oh look, it's Justin Beiber!"

Girl: Damn it, it's happened again.
puscifered at 11/4/11 09:24:38 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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girl "Hmm... Coke or Pepsi.?......eeny, meeny, miny, moe......"

guy "Blondes.........."
krazyg at 11/4/11 09:14:18 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Hurry it up buddy, these people are looking. Do you want it or not, cause it's all I got.
FourLegged at 11/4/11 08:47:27 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Why yes, I DO have two nipples for a dime."
FourLegged at 11/4/11 08:45:44 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. This breast produces vanilla, the other makes strawberry, and you don't wanna know how I make chocolate."
FourLegged at 11/4/11 08:39:42 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Umm... excuse me miss. Nice belt. Are you aware that it's a crime to tag fences with breast milk?"
dragys at 11/4/11 08:32:07 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Okay, so I need a half pound of cheese. That ways about... this much, so...
dragys replied:
Pardon: weighs!
zeez at 11/4/11 08:22:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"So what can I get ya? Coke? Iced Tea? Titties? I mean titties? TITTIES!!!!!!! How about a lemonade?"
keeper351 at 11/4/11 08:07:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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That dude should not play the lottery.
keeper351 at 11/4/11 08:06:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Just my luck, the opportunity of a life time just occurred two feet away and I missed it.
keeper351 at 11/4/11 08:04:12 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If the sweater over the shoulder didn't give it away the total lake of interest did.
keeper351 at 11/4/11 08:00:06 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Where did I park my car?
BedroomEyes at 11/4/11 07:23:46 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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So, this is what they meant when they said I had hooters on my route.
BedroomEyes at 11/4/11 07:19:28 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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If you want fresh melons, then go straight to the source.
Tochrio at 11/4/11 06:59:36 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"And I would assume this is your daughter" grins..
scarface8191 at 11/4/11 06:51:56 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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that's how you check the temperature with a natural thermometer , measuring unit by nipple size
sleepneat at 11/4/11 06:49:15 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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1 Fish Taco, with extra titties, and hold the guacamole.
levyavi at 11/4/11 06:34:25 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Cold milk, anyone?
dakid211 at 11/4/11 04:13:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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hey Jose i told you that loca chica had a thing for crushed ice....
beerbath at 11/4/11 04:04:30 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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guy: Well this should help my business at my roach coach........ hey is that the dos equis guy?
Kahlil at 11/4/11 04:02:11 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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You keep a look out, I'm gonna grab soda and some snacks for the theater. No, I won't tell you where I'm going to hide them.
Astronauta at 11/4/11 03:26:14 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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milk: now also available in beautiful container
Mr. PUGG replied:
If she's showing her tits and cunt, imagine what that guy is looking at. : )
lethalgunz at 11/4/11 03:15:41 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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"Hmm yep, judging by my right nipple, the drinks are cold enough"
jsagrav at 11/4/11 02:21:45 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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It's bad enough my son had a sex change, but now he drives a roach coach!
Paulieras at 11/4/11 01:57:57 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Thats right. My hoe's ice up their nipples to be prepared for action! Pimpin aint easy!
samus1001 at 11/4/11 12:46:34 PM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Which of these would taste best licked off my nipples?
Thorny1 at 11/4/11 10:46:37 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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I'm planning on going as a pirate for Halloween. Should I wear the patch on this side?
timberwolf51 at 11/4/11 08:09:36 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Do these tits make my hands look too small?
ismats replied:

With these tits, can you tell i was a man before?
ta192 at 11/4/11 06:25:46 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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OK, got the naked Bimbo, now, where's all these extra customers those marketers promised?
justblues at 11/4/11 05:52:51 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Chips=exposed tits
sandwich= exposed pussy
Naked blond girl=priceless
Lt. Dan at 11/4/11 05:42:10 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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Christ honey, put your tits away...

I have money!

I'll buy you a gawdamn Yoo-Hoo!
BigCambo at 11/4/11 05:30:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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These prices are ridiculously cheap, my boobs look bigger, this guy isn't staring at me naked. This could only mean one thing! I'm dreaming.
iceman681 at 11/4/11 05:18:08 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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HOT FLASHES

getting old sucks for women, but most men don't mind.
iceman681 at 11/4/11 05:15:53 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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coke for a poke?
iceman681 at 11/4/11 05:13:54 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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i just know i had my wallet somewhere
iceman681 at 11/4/11 05:11:27 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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how to spot a gay
iceman681 at 11/4/11 05:10:38 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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how to properly defrost your freezer
step 1. open cooler.
step 2. apply hotness.
iceman681 at 11/4/11 05:08:33 AM says:   Reply | Quote  
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cold beverage inspector.

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