Shit Blowjobs Say


Description: Chances are you've probably heard one or two of these in your lifetime. Or if you're really unlucky maybe all of them.

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Views: 90745 Date: April 1, 2012 Favorited: 5 favorites

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a really good girl swallows, and asks for seconds.
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One told me, "Tell me before you cum", then swallowed it anyway. I sure miss that gal.
pedonbio replied:
Yes. Best I ever heard: "Tell me before you cum. I love the taste."
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I promise I will not cum in your mouth
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My favorite BJ moment ever was when I said "whoa, easy with the teeth!" and she said "the girth makes it kinda tough not to!"

I don't care if you don't believe me.
You didn't need to be there for me to have my moment of satisfaction.
PattyTheCake replied:
That's even more epic than my being told "I don't think that'll fit in my mouth..." and then her not even trying. :(
Captain_Fantasy replied:

That sucks!