I've probably said too much already. At the risk of saying and giving away more, I'll stop typing now.

I'm sorry in advance, but how could I not post this? Worst of all, the song is kind of catchy. For extra fun, turn on the English subtitles.

Fact: porn is perfect and gentlemen love porn. Show this video to your boss, your significant other and everyone in between.

I've experienced a range of these and boy, they sure are awkward. Except the accidental boob grab, that one is awesome.

Next time you get caught looking at boobs you can copy this guy and see what happens. Something tells you're much more likely to end up with a slap rather than a date.

Apparently you'll never forget the first time you see one. You'll also be so seduced that you'll come oh so close to making out with it.

A girl's dream date may be a guy's nightmare. In the classic he said, she said comedy form, two women and their men recount the dates from very different perspectives.

Danny takes a beautiful woman on the perfect date. Or at least it was the perfect date until..

Lingerie model and page 3 girl Rhian Sugden shows us her raunchy side in this kind of disturbing ad for Cancer Awareness.

A new movie coming this Halloween called: Shark Pool. Snakes on a Plane has nothing on this sexy 'horror'! There's a shark in the pool, but it's a really nice pool..

Check out her serious disappointment at the 2:26 mark when she finds out her answer is wrong. Priceless..

The artist of this very disturbing music video is Duck Sauce (most famous for their Barbara Streisand song). I..I just can't look away.

This would have been one of those heartwarming surprise proposals forever caught on tape.. if it weren't for the crazy dog.

Move over Shake Weight, there's a new handjob-like exercising machine in tow! Don't worry though, unlike the Shake Weight, this is just a spoof.

Comes with a free trial while the full thing only costs a couple of bucks and I can assure you it's well worth it. To see the other models they have click here.