A whopping 30 photos this time around in a pathetic attempt to distract you from the fact it's been way over a week since the last edition. Freeze!

You'd think he'd get points for honesty but no, eHarmony would prefer you make stuff instead. Hahaha.

Following JT's dick in a box song, lots of people are starting to worship him more than ever so I guess this happening isn't completely unthinkable.

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A hot blonde is in for full body massage and that means she has to get completely nude. This looks like the start to a porno, in fact I would be surprised if it's not.