Caption Contest 12

Description: It's been a while since the last one (read: over 3 months) so that should've given you plenty of time to get your creative juices flowing. The winner gets a whopping 6 month membership ($150 value!) to LunasCam.

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Hello....hello ?

Cleanup on aisle 5
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and the winner is zzachary with +19! you've been emailed, congrats :)
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http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww270/Teatime_491/JustasPlanned.jpg
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I'm telling you for the last time: I'm not a dike, so get your thumb out of my hole!
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Somebody come get this guy's thumb out of my twat!
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Here.... Let me adjusssssttttt those skockings.... jusssttttt a little bit ..... higher.
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i have a bag of MnM's between my legs! help yourself everyone!
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A singing sampler for those who attended the grand opening of Red lobster. If you had not guessed the snatch of the day was Teeny crab in a twazzer sauce.
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snachables cumming to a concert near you
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Does anyone else see that growth on her back?
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Hey look! It says scractch and sniff...lemme try...
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I just thought she needed some help hitting those high notes.
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The paparazzi are going to extreme lengths to get close up shots of celebrities nowadays
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It's got my hand!!!! Someone pull me out!!!
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I think I can..I think I can
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Ahh, that's where I left my wallet
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Hands up if you think i have no talent
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The annual S&F Easter Egg Hunt got a little out of hand this year. You wouldn't believe where they hid some of the eggs........
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i thought i told u to fuck off elton
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........ the fear ......
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" anyone want this piece of gum i've been keeping between my breasts?"
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"$300 for front row seats well spent"
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Well hello Lily Allen 19s vagina, pleasure to meet you
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i thought i saw a bug in your pubes, my bad
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Lily Allen has been known to use unusual equipment in her performances. That's just a 'stage hand' adjusting her microphone stand.
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"The things I'm willing to do for six months of Lunas Cam..."
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It all went horribly wrong when something from inside grabbed his hand.
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"Hey everybody. The top of my thigh really itches! If one you in the front row can scratch me... right... there! Yes. Thank you!!!"
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CAN SOMEONE HELP FIND MY KEYS?
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Who wants a piece of dookie?
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OMG she's trying to pee on us!! Someone, Plug that hole!
Guy in front row: "I'm already on it"
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Dude i am telling you, its not a new kind of Tampon.... its a DICK..............
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It turned out that what the audience member originally believed to be a wooly microphone wind guard was actually a sexual harassment suit.
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Back up, Violet's about to burst!
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ooo look a Skittle!
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FemaLeZ... tHEy are rEaLZorS
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Getting felt up never sounded so good.
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Inevitably, the stepping stone towards a successful singing career is a crotch shot.
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Jose, can you see ?
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blind man in front row says, "i thought phish stopped touring years ago..."
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guy with water bottle says..." HEY!!!! would you mind moving two steps to the left. I got a little surprise for you!!!!!"
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guy with water bottle says...." Hey
111 would you mind moving two steps to te left. i got a little surprise for you.....!!!!!!"
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If I can just reach a little bit further, I will finally be able to feel those tonsils of hers!
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SORRY I TRIPPED!!

or

I SLIPPED AND FELL!
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CAUTION : SLIPPERY WHEN WET!
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SORRY I TRIPPED!!!
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I can see her lips moving, but they're not in sync with the music??
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Ooh! Piece of candy.
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omg guys look at this....shes got a solid gold iced out grill for her vigina
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britney to manager...."a gynocologist convention??....are you crazy??....my fucking pussy was hanging out!!"
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ok....2 in the pink down....now just....a little....closer....and i will be able....to land one in the stink as well
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OH SHIT GUYS....ITS A MAN!!!....EW EW EW EW EW EW EW....GET ME SOME FUCKING HAND SANITIZER!!!
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proof that britneys vigina really does have its own gravitational pull
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everyone is being fooled by the color blue...only i saw the true color...and it was pink!
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to avoid any more vigina slips britney has hired a personal censor
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the next day one of britneys scabees sold on ebay for a record $15 000
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hey guys....the carpet DOES match the drapes
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O BABY BABY DO IT TO ONE MORE TIME
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"Time expired... Insert 25 cents to continue"
v4lo replied:
cdrix said:
"Time expired... Insert 25 cents to continue"


me personally i think this is the best one =) sorry guys :) this one had me rolling.
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"knock knock knocking on heaven's door. yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah."
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MY KEYS!!!!
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... and now my vagina will sing a solo,
"smelly cat, smelly cat. It's not your fault."
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THE NEW NAVY RECRUITMENT POSTER...

WE NEED A PLACE TO PUT OUR SEMEN!!!
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Bet you I can change her pitch if it touch this...
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Free Luna + Free feel up=Lots of comments

Go figure :-P
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When did Brittany dye her hair?
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eh...it's no Jonas Brothers concert...
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I fingered a girl and i liked it.... :p
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That Jennifer really knows how to bust out a Tune-uh!
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Sally paid the price for wearing her little sister's dress that night...
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"Don't let her modest behavior fool you, guys, this one will perform the way you want her to."
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"And this, Children, is how you molest a smurf."
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Boy George never had it so good!
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she's singing on MTV - Me Touch Vagina
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Lily instantly regretted doing a cover of "Reach Out And Touch Someone" by Noiseworks...
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Watch out! Some of them snap and have teeth!!!
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Just checking to see if her G-String is tuned properly.
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thats how i shake hands
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I swear officer, you guys got this all backwards!!! I wasn't reaching in, I just fell out!
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This is a good place for a Stick-Up.
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I wanted her autograph and figured maybe she wrote her name in her undies... I always do. Jokes on me though, she wasn't wearing any.
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even with this picture, i know my homies , aren't going to believe me .. when i tell them i was 'this' close.
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a soft taco
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a bearded clam....
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SpongeBob? Is that you! OMG It is you SpongeBob!
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could you please hold on to my keys and camera until after the show.....thank you!!
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The music world goes crazy for Yamaha's new voice synthesizer called, The Touch N Sing 2000.
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SHE'S LIP-SYNCHING!!!!!!
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Who wants this set of invisible underwear? (no undies???)
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She has touched her fans for so long, now it was their turn to touch back.
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*click*JohnDoe:::: "Great! This is going STRAIGHT to sexyandfunny.com!!"
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Hey, I found Papa Smurf!!
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Strangest first date ever.....
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She says down the mic "Come grap your hairs here"
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"I meant give the finger to GEORGE Bush"
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that's what she said.
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spyx88 said:
The blind and deaf section is in the front, the show also comes in Braille,
Or "And thats where she went where no woman went before, The note so high only dolphins and scorpians could hear it."
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The blind and deaf section is in the front, the show also comes in Braille,
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"I think she's lip-syncing... here, let me check."
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GOTCHA!
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Yeah, this isn't a caption submission because let's face it: it's too easy. But because it's too easy, I guess I will throw in my own.

"Try these new tampons: the Marble Sponge! I'm using one right now, can you feel it?"
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Right, ... Where's The OFF Switch !!!
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Swipe your credit card for unlimited access!
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After numerous requests from Lilly Allen's gynaecologist for her to attend his clinic, he finally decides a more novel approach is required to perform an examination.
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Lily Allen, "Live at Bush Hall"
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Gay Test : If you noticed the weird hump on her back first... I've got bad news for you.
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"BALLS: No, she doesn't have em...but he sure does."
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Dam, my watch came off
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"Are those Crabs? God I'm hungry!!!"
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the vortex comming from between her legs is sucking the whole crowd into a deathtrap
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SWEET! VIP seats come with a hand warmer!
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I knew your voice sounded a little too deep!
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"Ooh! A piece of candy"
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girl with mic - "raise your hand if you dont know how to please a woman"
(im not a chubby chaser so i hope i dont win that prize lol)
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I thought you used a different Diaphragm for singing!
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It wasn't until after the show that Lily Allen realised that a fan had slipped some one dollar bills into her outfit.
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Thank goodness I went for front row, this is once in a lifetime!
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MUST...SEND...PIC to SandF!!!
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mmmm....a blueberry!
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who wants my clitring for 20$..........(guy below): i gt another one for free :P
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Look! I can shove my fist in her childhood dreams! (Reference to the Jon LaJoie- Show me your genitals video)
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Okay, there's the G string. Now where is the B string?
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Man...when i said I missed it by a c***hair, i damn well meant it!
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"Excuse me ma'am, but your cameltoe was showing, just gimme a sec and I'll fix it."
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I've heard of being caught in public with your pants down, but this is ridiculous!!!
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Why front row concert seats are so expensive (sorry dandydon but i couldent think up my own caption)
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Not looking for the prize, but am I the only one who noticed the decent-looking, nearly-naked babe in the background, trying to catch a picture of the scene?
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Everyone please........ get in line for the free sample....
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I hope that my music has touched all of you tonight, i know i was touched by all of you!
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Pop Star: "Would you do me a favor and change the Batteries in my "OhMiBod" Vibrator, I can't sing half as well without being able to FEEEEL the Music Pulsing through my pussy"

Crowd: *All clamor for her*
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"Pull the string and she sings!"
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"Thank you london! youve been amazing! If anyone would be interested in buying a CD they are crammed inside my vagina"
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I found your "cherry chapstick"!!! : )
joeyjoejoe replied:
I think you're getting your brit pop singers confused.
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What the hell is that on her back?!
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I found the girl that posted about her steaming vagina, I have proof!!!!!
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FREE CONCERT AND BEAVER SHOW ........... YESS !!!
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What this isnt the restroom?!?!?! An this mic isnt toilet paper?!?!?
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I bet I can get her to hit that HIGH C!
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Here's the money for last night.
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oops! I dropped my phone!
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Wow! Check this out! She's lip-synching with both sets of lips!
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Reach, for the stars!
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The bad news: It took a while, but the Large Hadron Collider finally created a localized miniature blackhole.

The good news? Look where it popped up!
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Reach out and touch someone with the new AT&T Fuze.
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i heard of 3-D shows but scratch and sniff ! who would have thought
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reach to far and they will find victoria's real secret
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This performer believes in giving her audience a more "hands on" experience at her shows.
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The Fisherman reaches into the Crabpot, to collect his bountiful harvest of Crabs.
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"but mooooom I wanna pet the furry kitty!"
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and then to complete the trick you pull a quarter out.
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Oh man, I hope they don't smell my fart!!
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Onstage fisting, everybody's doing it!
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At long last a woman was within Gerald's reach.
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When I said that the mic wasn't on and you should push the button in, that's not what i meant!
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It's a boy!
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who wants to fell my penis
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Allright! Who left the curtains open?
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Afterwards there was a game called guess who?
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she's not singing, she's actually having a massive orgasm
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"Hello Raccoon City! Hey, no biting!"
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Is this your third nipple?
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thoughts of singer *how can i act like more of a slag than i usually do?*
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HIGH FIVE!
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Everybody look, these are the panties i'm wearing tonight!
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I'm sure she will thank me later. I hate wedgie...
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Hmmmm... Now lets see who will be the first one to snatch her snatch
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is this lilly allen? comment " Shes a sheila allright"
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"What's the girl in the crowd doing there?"
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Everybody that wants to see me take a dump raise your hand. When I give you the word you pull the cork out little boy....
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Wish my arms were longer right about now!!
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Yanking a few pubs to sell on ebay.
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hey dude, smell my finger!!!
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Oh, I hope she takes MasterCard..
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Ohhhhh Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
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Concert ticket $30. Concert t-shirt (size medium) $30. One domestic beer $8. Touching a pop-stars landing strip, Priceless
mOOse replied:
win!
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What a TOUCHING performance!!
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So Close!...... Yet so far...
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scratch and sniff
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"And that's how you make your thumb disappear!"
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So this is where you put the quarters in.
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"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
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Worst high five ever.
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MY CELL PHONE !!!!!
asonj23 replied:
I was thinking... "Bitch, give me my phone back!"
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Why front row seats are so expensive...
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This is better than an Autograf
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Despite being felt up she still never missed the beat
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"His penis is this big, so he has to use his thumb!"
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green light...........................................................RED LIGHT!!!
strickj replied:
Dude! thats like the greatest green light game ever!
Bravo!
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Here kitty, kitty, kitty
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The Itsdy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout..............................
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told you she was a guy!
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ill start the bidding for my piss at 100
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I dare you to pull that string.
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I bet I can make her REALLY sing.
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If there's no velvet rope or "No Touching" signs, no one can blame you for touching anything that begs to be touched.
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The Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout.................................