Caption Contest 13

Description: Haven't done one of these for a while so get your creative juices flowing. Winner gets $50 credit to our new CAMS section. Lets see who'll be first to mention 'root canal'..

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Mmmmm.....fang you vewy mush.
JFM27 replied:
the dentist newest anesthetic
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Aaaaa Drilling? What drilling?
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Im really going to need that sucking tube for that slobbering he's doing.
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wow, i just saw the entire video that goes with this picture.
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Well it just goes to show ya ladies, the wonder bra is not good for cleaning teeth
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the best local anesthesia i ever saw....i need to change dentists
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and the winner is unclekinky with +9! congrats, $50 has been deposited into your cams account to everyone else, better luck next time!
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This is the worst lap dance ever!
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Relax, You'll just feel a tiny poke.
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Medical insurance coverage:
Dental x-ray $100.
filling $250
cleaning $130
Having a dentist that gives you a happy ending and your insurance covers it!
PRICELESS
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NURSE!!! I said to use the NEW DRILL BIT....NOT the nipple on your TIT!!
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Some things just make going to the dentist just a little bit easier...
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I tried to tell her the novacaine hadn't kicked in yet, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
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I've always been unhappy about the comfortableness of the chair in the dentist's office. Something to rest my head on would be nice. A cushion or something. This will do.
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I chink I know you but I chink I may be wong.
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Thats the best sports physical ive ever had.
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Get more bang for your buck!
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finally your mouth is open
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Unless you want your gum to swell like these...shut up and stop squirming!!!
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You need to drink more milk. I have some extra on my rack
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Dentist: Are you comfortable?
Patient: Yes, but you might feel a little prick.
Dentist: Happy ending?
Patient: Happy ending!
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Well, I guess there's no need for small talk.
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Turns out there is an instant cure for lockjaw.
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This isnt what I had in mind when I mentioned drilling!
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Even with the current economic crisis, once more the japanese are well ahead of the game with their new novocaine- and pain-- free dentistry. Once glance at the size of those tatas, and no patient feels a thing for the next two hours!
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Please enjoy the "Eye Candy" this wont hurt a bit.
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Who says dentists are scary?
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Dentists in Japan have hit on a new and exciting way of providing calcium and dental care.
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This answers the question of why there are tissues in the background
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Dr. SeymorTusk noticed a huge increase in teeth cleaning appointments after hiring Kirouki as a dental assistant.
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Oral Sex:
You're doing it wrong
mOOse replied:
bahahah, my new favorite!
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In a recent spin-off of Grey's Anatomy, Dr. McTits works on a patient's mouth. Wait til you see how Dr. McVag caps her molars.
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Chuck Norris' dentist.
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Going to the dentist: It's not as bad as it used to be.
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U much needed calcium, for those strong and hard to drilling teeth!!
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Well not that I'm complaining mind you, but what I said was could you work FROM the top down.
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Last time i went to the dentist i felt a right tit ....but this time i got the left one but who's complaining :D:D
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Need to change careers...enroll now in denTITStry school
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trip to dentist $75,00 getting your teeth cleaned another $75.00 having a happy ending to the trip priceless
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this couple takes role playing to a whole new level.
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Man am I glad I ate all those Oreeos before I came in today
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When a patient wouldn't say "Ahhh", Cindy often resorted to other methods to get their jaw to drop.
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Open wide and say "Oh my god, oh yeah, oh yeah, oooooooooooh!"
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The Dentists took no chances in making sure the anesthetic worked.
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What a time for my eyes to blur out
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"humm wish i still had my milk teeth in"
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With the current recession, the dentist office had to let the anesthesiologist go and rely of the oral surgeon being a complete knock-out.
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What the fuck is wrong with Japan?
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That should sort out my Milk teeth.
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This is WAY more fun than the old National Geographics in the waiting room.
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This is what you get for using teeth!
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seems like anyone can be a dentist nowadays
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After Justin's visit to the dentist, he decided he needed a dental plan.
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"Okay Miss, it's your turn to lay in the chair... I'd like to fill some of YOUR cavities!"
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Instead of bonuses, AIG is now offering a dexlue benifit plan
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Japanese always ahead of the times
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During these hard times A\C is the first to go.
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More requested than novicane and only a tenth the cost!
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See all natural is better for you
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Your milk will do my body good
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There's a reason for that lotion and tissue in the background...
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A scene from the remake of Marathon Man.
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Tell me again, why did you want me to etch "I heart S&F" on your bicuspid?"
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"Guh-huh-gargle-grunt" (Translation: Worth every painful second.)
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Next time just unbutton my blouse with your fingers. That way they won't get stuck in your teeth.
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I know you're into kinky foreplay, but this is ridiculous!
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Unfortunately, breast milk is the number one cause of gingivitis.
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If you don't scream when I put this tool in your mouth I'll put these in your mouth
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Talk about a mouth full......
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mmmm... Novacame
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The poor fellow can't even enjoy the view. His vision is all blurred.
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Everyone in the waiting room assumed wrongly that it was the dentist who said, "Hold still and you'll feel a little prick,"
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Dr. Smith left it up to his hygenist to to keep the patient count steady through the recent novacaine shortage.
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Yes I'm sure, your insurance will only pay for the teeth treatment.
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canal treatment with canal view
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sexy and sanatary
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"Uummm...you're holding that thing wrong, OUCH...oh hell who am I kidding, I paid double for TWO good reasons, not a legal dentistry practice license.
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"The hygienists seem to be taking casual Friday to extremes."
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Look at these, they will make the pain go away.
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The 4 breasted dentist laments.....why oh why can't some one make a bra to fit me.....
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Don't they have Novocain in China!?! WTF that's no good. You leave there now liking the dentist office but then having a fear of stripper joints. Where in this picture is the damn Hygienist? OMFG! Does she snowballs in the guys mouth and calls it fluoride? Noooo all wrong! Booo Urns on this pic!
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hurry up, pick
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"Are you sure this stuff works as well as laughing gas?"
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This year's new craze! Dental-Strippers! They'll make your jaw drop...then fix it!
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... and if you bite again i will remove them all....
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Ever since children stopped taking her seriously, the Tooth Fairy has been getting desperate.
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Wait until you see what the dentist does while he drills!
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"So Dr De Sade, hows the new dental practice going now that you have naked nurses approved?"

"Its a win win, I spend less on training them, and I have less malpractice suits for their mistakes!"
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you bite too hard, give me my nipple ring back!!
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Mr. Wong! This is the thenth time this year! I don't know why you put yourself through this, but you know the drill....
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If you think that is odd, wait till you see where she sticks the "spit-sucker-outer-thing"
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I'll teach you not to bite my boobs!!!
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We're trying to save water, so if you need to rinse, just turn your head and use one of these...
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I knew I'd get you to open your mouth someway.
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Gum Numbing Titties
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Ready for your anesthetic? Now stick your head between my breasts and go 'Numb', 'Numb, 'Numb'
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Dentists:
Giving you a reason to open wide since 1932.
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Novocaine being short in supply, she used the best method she knew to knock out the priest
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After stripping her way through dental school, Dr. Wong soon learned that old habits are hard to break...
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Once again the Japanese crush the world with new advances in science and healthcare.
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This service is not covered under the Obama dental Plan.
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You know.. I have also been feeling pain on every teeth, so take your time!
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Sarah Palin's plan to restore the "Bridge to Nowhere"
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My new dentist is terrible with a drill, but I can't wait to rinse.
HornyTurtle replied:
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If you think this is good, you're going to love flossing.
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Dentist bill $500
medication for pain $150
Seeing something that will make you smile priceless
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most dentist offices have a television or radio on or something. i could tell right away that my new dentist was advanced with preoccupying patients.
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thanks to his new mouth rinse dispenser, Dr. Zimmer is the most popular dentist in town!
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i just need to touch this up and then im done....ohhh sorry is my talking stopping you workign on my teeth?
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The new chair pillows at Dr. D's office are a big hit.
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This isn't where I parked my car?
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Taking out his milk teeth was much less painful than expected.
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Is your patient nervous or scaredof a filling? Show him your breasts and watch his jaw drop, then get to work.
Anarchy4all replied:
^That should say "scared of getting a filling", sorry, forgot to check myself.
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I LOVE YOU MOMMY !
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This is the first time that I've woken up in the dentist's chair with my pants down, and I don't mind
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"I warned you about biting my nipples!"
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new assistant is kind of blonde, i told her to ease the poor guys pain, and i can see the novocaine is still turned off. Wonder why he hasnt said a thing.
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Chris1972 said:
I didn't know Sarah Palin was a dentist too.
That was low. I shouldn't have said that.
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"Open up and say BRRBRRBRRBRRRRRONSKI!"
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"Your pick, novacaine or cleavage?"
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'Now let's get down to filling some cavities!'
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I didn't know Sarah Palin was a dentist too.
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It easier than "say ah" and the tips are WAY better.
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Better than novacaine!
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The doctor keep pushing his open shirt rule, but I think it makes wearing a face mask seem a little silly.
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Teeth clean...Mind Dirty
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Sorry......... I thought i was holding a Dildo *sheepish grin*
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Say Aaaaaaa.... *lick*
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here you are, this should help for the pain . . .
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due to the sleepless nights, kelly couldnt figure out if she was at work or school
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Proof that you do not lose your rooting reflex, even after a root canal.
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Please be gentle.. Its my first time.
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Best anesthetic around.
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Way to guarantee you smile the entire time at the dentist.
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What's that poking me in the eye?!!