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Description: I'll try to make this a monthly thing, so consider this the official one for August. The winner gets a premium S&FF account, remember to vote for your favorites!

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Views: 64899 Date: 08/12/09 Favorited: 1 -
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Lot #427. Cuntrag collection.

Two hours later, three burro farms, twenty two tonne of potatoes and a bus load of sisters and the bidding was still going strong.
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Strewth, how many more times I'm not Kylie
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and the winner is... ZHunterX with +14! congrats, you've won a premium account!
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Girl: (As auctioneer): Do I hear $100 for my top? 100, 100, 100, 150, 150, 150, 150, 150, 300 over there in the red shirt, do I hear 350? 350, 350, 350...
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Let me hear you!! How many fingers should I use ?!?
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"Who wants to touch me?"

"I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!?!?!?!"
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Which of you landscapers want to trim my bush?
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Girl: Who can fix my computer to have sex with me?
Asian Guys: WE CAN!!!!!!
Girl: Who can smuggle stuff in and out of the country to have sex with me?
Mexican Guys: NOSOTROS PODEMOS
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"Look guys it's zero zero suit samus"
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How many of you Dweebs think this is the best Star Trek convention EVER?
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One border is enough! Don't you illegals even THINK about trying to cross mine!
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"TWATdid y'all say? I CUNT hear you. I must have an ear inFUCKtion."
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How about: This table is "Phillip's Bonds", not "Feel up the Blonde"!"
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'I will fuck anybody out there with a giant spoon full of books!'
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Senetor Gillibrand believed wearing a bikini would allow her to take control of the town hall meeting, but people shouted about death panels and birth certificates anyway.
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by a show of fingers, how many of you would it take to come remotely close to giving me an REAL orgasm?
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Chick: "I Can't Hear Youuuuuu!"
Crowd: "GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!"
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Brooke Hogan had learnt from her father well.
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Ashley doesn't realize that shooting a ping pong ball from her mouth is not the trick everyone was expecting, and was shocked when the entire audience demanded their money back
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Who thinks I need implants??
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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!
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Blonde: Who wants a meaty taco!!??
Guy up front: escuse mi. can ai haf uan? (i'm mexican btw)
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Actual screenshot from DeadRising 3: Hollywood.
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you even try and grab em' so help me god i'll breath fire on you!!
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Those damn illegals, they take all of our best jobs! Even our blow jobs!
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Studies show that those who say very little only haven't had a motivation to speak yet.

The above sentence can be interpreted as a caption for the photo OR the comments, take your pick
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For the last time NO, NO, NO you cannot touch me you greasy burros
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The new way to get all the immigrants back into their country.
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Who here has never seen a naked girl in person, and no your sister does not count!
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Can you hear me, yeah!!
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Damn - many hands make light work - and i thought i was getting changed in the dark...
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"Wave your hands in the air, like you just don't care"
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Don't shout....still i've much things to show....
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which one of you am i going to escort across the "border"?
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Hulk Hogan's first public appearance after his sex change operation.
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The irony of shouting, "I can't hear you!" was apparently lost on the men in front of the "Deaf Girls of Porn" booth.
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by show of hands, how many of you would fail to satisfy me?
bird lover replied:
i thought taxi should have won
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Girl: Who wants me to take my top off?
Guys (in unison): OHHH ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!!!!!!!
Girl: BULLSHIT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU PANSIES!!!!!, Come back when all of you grow a pair.......
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Well, they'll work for cheaper than the guys at Home Depot.
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The sprint network is similar to verizons just more mexican and harder to hear
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Who told me earlier that they were really good at massaging breasts?
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girl: wait so who was the one that wanted a blowjob?


memememememe!
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Blonde- My teacher told me to go home and work on my essay... So which of you 'essays' wanna get worked on?!?!
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Mother may I says raise your right hand.

You idiots.... you're all out...
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Girl: Where's the nearest home depot?
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I said, "Who wants a free Bible with a courtesy date with me!"
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I can't here you! Who wants a ride across the boarder in the Larry flint mobile!?
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are you sure this bikini doesn't make my ass look big????
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I need 4 guys, 20$ each, easy work, lets go, hurry up get in the car!!!!!!!!
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Gotta love those new Home Depot uniforms.
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who here thinks i'm skinnier than your wife?
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Mexician stock exchange effort to combat the global financial crisis: new mandatory uniforms
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Did I hear 10k for the top part of the bikini? anyone?
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So let me get this straight. The best all of you intelligent, superior white boys can come up with is Asian, and Wetback jokes? No wonder you Fuck-Heads thought Bush was the smart one.
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"Come here baby, I'm a "LOVE MACHINE".
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Simone says: Raise your right hand if you want a green card!
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"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Lord of the rings, in case you don't know.
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The worlds newest craze: strip charades
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Her: I can't hear you! Who wants to see my cock????!!!!!!
Crowd: I do!!!
Asian guy: I'll tickle it
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Asian man: "I will give you 5000 rupees and a ride on my rickshaw for your little cherry"
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RUN! GODZILLA IS BEHIND YOU!!!
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All the racist xenophobes trying to be funny say what?
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The first guy who can't speak English, is illegally here in this country and drives without a drivers license can be my date tonight after the first annual Mexi-con. Is there anyone here who fits that description!?
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i bet if that chick was the U.S. theyd of jumped the table by now
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"Who wants to touch my breasts!!!"
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'If you want my bikini, lets hear some opera'
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"I can't hear you, how much is bid for my virginity"?"
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Who wants to blow around my bush?
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i'm going to take a shower who wants to wash my back
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Why of course I would love a pearl necklace. Should I pull my hair back so you can put it on me?
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This is probably the most attention Madonna has gotten since she for the first time was nude in public.
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Out of fright of being called perverted, all the men decided to raise their hands to clarify that they don't wank off every time they see a pretty girl.
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The auction for Denise's dignity got off to a great start.
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After the success of the woman who auctioned off her virginity to the highest bidder, this blond stripper decided to give it a try at an actual auction house. Unfortunately, she was paid in pesos.
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A Table: a better border than the rio grande
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So are there any questions about my national sex care plan?
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Keep it down I think I hear Immigration.
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girl "i really like foreign incest children with 6 fingers, any out there?!"
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A sure sign of a failing U.S. economy, our women are now selling themselves to Mexico in attempts to secure stable income...
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Who wants to cut my grass? I can't hear you!
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Got Milk


(Did I get the rules wrong?) :p
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Tables: keeping foreigners away from hot blondes for generations.
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I need 2 guys who know how to paint! Anyone?!
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Can I get a WHAT WHAT?!?!?!
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Things look like they are going swell at the Taco flavored kisses booth to raise tiny titty awareness.
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Congress solves the illegal alien problem: Bikinis at Immigration Services.
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Who wants the latest tricks to get across the boarder and not get caught??
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How many of you just came here to work and obey the law?? Silence.
How many of you are here to rape and piliage sluts like me and our economic system?!?!?!?!
*CROWD REACTS*
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Raise your hand if you man-boobs!
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Girl: Let me here you say HOOOOOOOO!!!!
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see this is why girls don't cross the border and go south, horny mexican men all riot to touch a real american hooker...i mean stripper....no really, i meant a student "working" her way through college!!!
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Wait!... Wasn't this pic taken a year ago. She was shouting, "VOTE FOR OBAMA!"
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if you can raise you arm higher than me, you win a free tshirt!!
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WHO'S GAY??
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Who wants free Tacos?
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Girl: I'll demonstrate some of the new fellatio techniques from my book and video, but first I need a volunteer. Anyone?
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Shit! Somebody shot a dart in my ear.
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Girl: OK, Who wants to fuck?
RBK replied:
so obvious yet genius. :P
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Her stomach says: Free green cards !
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Lets start the bidding at $250. Do I hear $250.
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I already said I don't need a new roof on my house!!!!
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Free flash to anyone helping me hand out these fliers. Who's with me?
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Will the real Slim Shady please stand up.
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Girl: I can't hear you!
Guys: Boobs!!
Girl: I can't hear you!
Guys: Boobs!!
It took another hour before the audience realized the woman was deaf.
RBK replied:
I'd be surprsised if this one doesn't win.
Tim the Tool Man replied:
Best by far. :D
Kahlil replied:
Too bad Family Guy did it first :P
hasta_la_pasta replied:
funny, but not original.
though I dont know if that holds you back from winning haha
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All you Hulkamaniacs in the house make some noise!!!
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Fat man: Will you sleep with me for a million bucks!?!? Amazingly hot chick: ummm yes, any higher bidders??
Another man: Will you sleep with me for 2 dollars!?!
Amazingly hot chick: NO! what do you think i am??
The same man: I think we've already established what you are...
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Who wants a free t-shirt?!
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Raise your hand if a Latno who loves blondes.
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Lose the picture and learn to spell.
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The 3D breast supersizer 5000 - The future of erotic entertainment
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I don't hear a high enough bid to take my top off yet

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