Caption Contest 15

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"So this is how it feels to grab two huge watermellons"
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Your supposed to say melons not watermelons! Do mine look like THESE to you? OK next valentines day just buy me a GIFT CARD to Victoria's Secret.

Sorry couldn't resist 1 last joke, Congrats Mitzi11.
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and the winner is mitzi11 with +10. your account has been upgraded, enjoy!
the.amazing.spyderman replied:
and it only took mitzi's 1- 10 to do it! :-p
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Ok, next, 2 cherries for the nipples and after that 2 pieces of cows liver and I will feel like a new woman!!!!
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I am going to sue my plastic surgeon as my tit job does'nt look too good!!!!!!
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"Do you have these in a C cup?
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Do these make my ass look big?
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If he doesn't even notice me with these, why does he even want me to get surgery?
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with theese i could become a member of the tommy lee x-wives club
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She was set, all that was left to do was change her name to Melony
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Thoughts:

first date tonight, and heard this guy likes big mellons. Check...
Just need to head to the petshop for a beaver and to walmart to buy a shaver. and I'm ready..
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After hearing the rumors of feeling post augmentation, she decided to find out for herself.

Girl: I can't believe this.....so it is true

Guy: Yea, like i said babe, They look really nice but after........(trailing off)
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After this, hand modeling will never be the same again
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While noticing the success of Nationwide's Best Spokesman, a C.E.O at Burger King silenced all competitors with its new and improved version of the Double Cheeseburger after viewing this picture
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My boobs are down here!!!
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No, I'm definitely not comfortable role-playing Mr. and Mrs. Hulk
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If only my muscial talents were this big.......
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Do-it-yourself plastic surgery kit
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Are these melons big enough, or would you like bigger ones?
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Chick: "Hey babe, which of these melons do you like better?"

Dude: "Her's I think."
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Chick: Why is it even when holding melons suggestively, I still can't get guys to look at me?

Dude: Maybe because your gaydar is off.
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Upgrades? Oh yeah.
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"He wants them THIS big?"
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Are these ripe yet?
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How do know when their ripe?
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I wonder if some one will notice if i walk out with these in my bra?
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While pondering her life decisions at the local supermarket, Suzie couldn 19t help but wonder what might have been with a little more 1Chelp 1D upstairs 26
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George thinks.....Damn, if my balls were that big, she would be staring at me....
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Lisa thought of the words from her Fairy Godmother...."Be careful what you wish for, Lisa"
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Woman: "I wonder if his balls are the size of my melons ^o) "
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woman: mmmm even with these, one looks bigger than the other...
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Woman: I don't think I can stand upright with this much weight up front.,,
Man: That's fine. Just get the same treatment for your small ass.
Woman: !!


It was later reported that a pseudo-celebrity brat was undergoing treatment in Puerto Rico for a large melon shoved up his ass. Unfortunately, he is making a steady recovery and will be staring on a new reality TV show before long.
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I hope these are organic. I don't want anything unnatural in my body.
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"Hmmmm this looks wrong.. I hope no one is sees this"
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You think these have implants too?
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Wow! Would you get a look at her freakishly large...

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...hands.
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Keven! Stop staring at the cucumbers and help me pick out a melon.
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"I still don't get it. What does this have to do with Kermit's undivided attention?"
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So, this is what the natural ones feel like.
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blonde ambition
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"Thank God there's nothing suggestive about this."
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With mitts like those the Chiefs need to draft her as a wide-out. Either that, or she needs to be the Vikings running back's coach.
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DAMN....One is still bigger than the other...
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Caption: "I can't wait to put these inside me!"
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hmmm.... the weight is unbalance, the right is heavier than the left..... should do something about it.....
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"Oh my GAWD! These are, like, the cutest watermelons ever!"
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Girl: "Would this size make you like me more?" Guy:"Hey, check out the ass on that babe" Girl:"Grrr"
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Do these look big enough to you?
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gawd I would hate to hold these up all the time
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Can you feel the burden of having multiple babies?
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While both may be pretty, plump, and ready to bury your face in, she simply must accept that only rarely will a women have two melons that are exactly the same size.
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Spencer, we are going to have to rename out reality from "The Hills" to "The Grand Titons"!
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The left one is definitely bigger!
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"will my implants be this heavy?"
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Jessica visualizes the life of Dolly Parton
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Im pretty much an expert in this domain and....those melons are 100% fake
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these would work better than the toilet paper ive been stuffing my bra with.
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"Well, he did say he wanted bigger melons"
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It is funny because the female is holding the two mellons up at such an angle that it insinuates they are her mamories.
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"He said he wanted a girl with big round melons, so now I'm standing here and he still doesn't even notice me, I don't get men..."
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On his trip to the greengrocers, Dave saw some cracking pears, some nice ripe peaches and some huge melons. Thank God he missed the kumquats!
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Those are some pretty firm melons you have there. Mind if i take a look?
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*thump* *thump* *thump*

Yup, these two are definitely rotten.

And oh yeah, she's holding some melons too.
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hey, these are almost as hard as my boobs!
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How to tell when your boyfriend might be gay.
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I feel so inadequate next to these things. Must go bigger next time.
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Ok what are these, DD's? I'll take 'em
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"...these would take forever to wash"
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The decision made....Amber decides to try sex with a woman.
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Wife: Sweetie, are these Casaba or Cantaloupe?

*Silence*

Wife: Sweetie?

*More silence*



BREAKING NEWS
A man was found dead in the produce section of a local grocery store with what appears to be a Casaba melon forced into his rectum. Reports of it being of the seedles variety are still unconfirmed.
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perfect I'll take em, now do you put them in here?
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Not wanting to come off as a pervert, he averts his eyes from her melons.
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Unsuspecting Joe has no idea about Kelly's "Other" intentions.
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"Should I... Would I..."
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If only my brain were this big.
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"If I had these, I could crush that cheating prick!"
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"Stacey said, I need two melons and a cucumber...?"
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"hmm?? should I get implants? Or will guys really love me for what I have now??"
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If only my melons were this big :(
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Its Too heavy......For U Sexy
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After winning the Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Look-a-like contest, this wonders "should i take it further?"
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Woman "Doctor this feels silly are you sure this is how ALL your patients pick out their new breasts?"
Doctor "Trust me do you wanna look proportional or don't you"
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Gee, I don't know, I can't tell if they're even.
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Staring at the blonde...

Walter Melons dreamt about Mount St. Helens
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"The final stage of my sex change is almost complete. Maybe implants this size will make my hands look normal???"
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Her: Should my implants be this big? Him: Ha? wud you say?
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"Excuse me...Do you think Tony would take me back if I was more like this??"
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I wonder how much i would save if i use these
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WOW these feel even realer (more real whatever the word is) than mine
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I have melons like this and hes looking at that "pear"!!
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"Maybe i get to look like Luna now"
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I have enough for breasts, or get my teeth fixed?!?!
If I get breasts no one will notice my teeth!
BreastLover replied:

Ik heb radijsjes! Hele mooie! Witte en rode!
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Yes! We have no bananas. We have no bananas today.
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This is much better than that Doctor's explanation
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Do you think one of my melons is bigger than the other?
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Pretty Lady: "How do you like them apples!?"
Dude: "Honey, those are melons..."
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I'm looking at a possible set of implants, but hes looking at my ass...which do I get?
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He said he wanted to see my melons but why???
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Two douchebags and two melons, nothing more, nothing less.
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I wonder if tits like these would help my music career.
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Damn, wonder what it is to taste boobs like these.
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if mine was that big, he may not look elsewhere......
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Wishful thinking
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i wonder if the implants will be this big
mightywhite replied:
like OMG I've found the biggest grapes, these will last at least a week.