Caption Contest 10

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Body painting for pleasure and perving...advanced class.
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He's going to pee on us isn't he....
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Can you girls please stand up and move to the side a little. I am trying to take a picture of that fish.
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great angle
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the contest is over.. the winner is bigboy1615 with +12!
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I'm sure i saw some nipple!
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Canadian beavers posing for Wildlife Magazine.
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When you hide in the bushes to look at young girls, you a pervert. When you by a $10, 000 camera, $3 000 worth of attachments, and take a camera course, then take pictures of young women, it's a hobbie. If you can get them to lift up their tops... Then you sir are a proffesional artist!
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Biologist discover that foxes, cougars and cyotees will often gather at the same watering hole.
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What do you mean get ready to pose for a GOLDEN SHOWER? WTF?!
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(Pauly) Don't worry girls I'm Pauly Shore...
(Girls) Who?!?
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Wait... What? No I'm not trying to compensate for something with a very large camera!!
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No, i am not a photographer, but i did stay at a Holiday inn express last night...
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When birds eye view is taken too literal.
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OMG! is that guy spying on us...ewwww creepy!\

Wait! is that a camera? OMG it is! We're going to be famous. Maybe he'll ask us to take our top off and we'll get on SexyandFunny.com!
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The guy taking this photo felt inferior because his camera was not as big... the ladies agreed.
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It was a victimless act until my wife caught me on film... now all I have is this picture and the empty camera I was using.
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Hey ladies, the rug matches the drapes!
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I was going to take a picture until I saw your pimple through my uber lens
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Hey, don't mind me ladies. I certainly don't mind you.
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There's nothing sexy or funny about pirates stealing shots of others booty.
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James finally had an opportunity to add tits to his collection of sightings of birds in their natural environment.
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damnit, it thought they were gonna be naked guys
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Bonus: Multiple Subjects
Bonus: Action Shot!
"A"

Bikini Splicer Research++
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Unaware that his active camoflauge had expired, Steve made his move.
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everybody say cheese...
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No one messes with the Zohan!
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don't be alarmed ladies, I promise this won't get on the internet. so smile for the camera!
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"Whoa! That salesman was right, with this lens set to night vision they do look naked!!"
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Don't mind me ladies... I'm trying to photograph dirt in the water at the atomic level.... A true scientist does not let things get in the way, even if thats four half naked mermaids!
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Hi TD :wave:
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Sir, you left the lens cover on...
Oh, and you're looking through the wrong eye...
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Due to Jim's zoom intensity, he couldn't tell he had been found out, he could only tell that the brunettes left eye was still blue.
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So i guess this wasn't a silencer? awkward....
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Dudes, not cool. That's me up there...
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Dad? Is that you?!
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Now I only gotta distract them long enough for my buddy to sneak up behind them and steal their clothes...
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OMG water vampires!! I cant see them through the lenses!!
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Look!! He can walk on water!
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And they're all thinking... What I could do if I had that lens.....
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Ew Dad! I thought it was bad when you kept playing the banjo, but this is rediculous.
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Do you want your photo taken by Len Scap or not?
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poor guy if they didn't hear the camera he would've had a job with a magazine!
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"I'm from National Geographic ladies, just here doing a nature shoot of the pantie eels you are swimming with. LOOK THERES ONE!!! You better throw those panties up here for safe keeping..."
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Hey girls look at my large lenses, so you wont notice my small dick!
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Ok girls, on my mark..........FART
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Don't mind that warn spot coming your way
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F**k me have you seen the size of the lense on that guys equiptment?
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Thar be hoes!
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I'm not even shooting you - it's crazy!... And I'm spent
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Girls: Help we've fallen and cant get up
Guy: Sure, let me take some photos first, I don't want that problem later
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wait.... if i'm taking a pictures of these girls....then who's taking a picture of me.....



AGGGGGGHHHHHAS0OFIUH0AFH0AWFH0UWF0U9ADSW0FCAJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SURPRISE, BITCHES

*CLICK*
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IGNORE ME!
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Man: Say "Cheese"
Girls: Say "Please"
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Hey Mister.........try taking off the lens cap!
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Dont mind me...I'm just a guy with a camera/director who's funding all this....
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Perverts: No matter where you go, they WILL find you.
wicked_stuff replied:
you speak the truth from experience?
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Well, thak you. I usually don't get any comments on the length or the thickness, but, you know, I think it's ok. Maybe not the biggest, but....oh huh, oh you mean the camera?
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What are you girls looking at? I'm just a blind guy with a camera.
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Why don't you take a picture, it lasts longer.
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In Soviet Russia, The Camera uses you.
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Yes I am happy to see you...why do you ask?
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I'll bet you girls have never seen a guy wearing sandals walk on water.
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PEEK A BOO, I SEE YOU!!!
dakid211 replied:
it's been said
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Leason 1: You can always get a better view!
Example of Lesson 1: Use a 12 inch telephoto lens even though you are only a foot away. Makes A cups look like C's, guaranteed!
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Damm paprazzi ... can't even play in the water without being bothered
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.... and this is just my camera!
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In the theme of Little Red Ridding Hood "My, what a big LENS you have......said little red ridding hood..... Too better see you're wet bodies...... said the wolf
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OMFG Mermaids with legs!
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He still has not figured out that his lens cap is on. Jerk.
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Girl 1:He's walking on water!
Girl 2:Holy shit, he must be Jesus!, What do we do??
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Dont let my big black lens fool ya, Im still a creepy guy!
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omg rocks!
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Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying the view.
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Move! You're blocking my view of a rare form of river slime!
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why is it that the only one who is completely topless is the guy?
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Now if I just zoom in a little bit........DEAR LORD!!!!!.....is that what that really looks like??
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i think he is compensating for somthing
nscam1 replied:
sorry, i should have read them before posting. very repetative
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Smile, you're on Candid Camera
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MY GOD!!!!! I thought they were extinct....a school pf large breasted sapauckers....begging for some sap
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Do you think they see me?
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If you are really good, I will let you play with it.
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Smallest male camel toe I have ever seen....
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Shooting wet pussy in the Wild !
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When he was told to photograph the birds, this wasnt quite what his wife had in mind
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Hecter's cock, his clothes, his house and his car weren't impressing anyone, but finally it looks like he's struck it rich...........BINGO!
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suprisingly national geographic fired bob for his documentary on the majestic wide mouth tuna
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denile aint just a river in egypt buddy
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Don't be scared ladies....this is the only long&hard thing I have
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you can lead a whore to water....but you cant make her strip
seriouswhite replied:
Reply to seriouswhite:thanks for keepin the votes coming people....your continued support is greatly appreciated
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yeah hes been following me ever since i was drunk at last years toga party and flashed him a nipple....im never doing yagerbombs ever again
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Dear Diary,

...JACKPOT!!!
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there goes Camel Toe Joe up to his old tricks again
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Mister what a large piece of equipment u have
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Hey ladies what do you and this camera have in common?!

"Shudder" speed!
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Now, that's a golden shower.
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Brand new digital SLR camera with telephoto lens: $2000
Four hot bikini models to hang around a waterfall: $1000
Sleeping through all your photography classes: $0

Ending up with 300 pictures of your own crotch: Priceless
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A welcome side-effect of the new handheld particle accelerator is that it can turn fish into horny half-naked women.
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Come on girls, stop being Koi.
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haha, this ones the best!
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"Despite all his best moves, Phillip was still stunned that he couldn't get a date."
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I know that I refused to get bigger breast, but I think you are going a bit too far.
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Pauly Shore in the latest "Girls Gone Wild"
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photographic proof that confirms his theripists accusations that he is always looking down on women
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SOMEone's overcompensating.
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He couldn't afford Niagra falls so he booked a trip to Nag you falls
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Alright now, strike a pose for the Zohan...
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Today on Toms wild animal hunt we look at the hottie in her natural habitat.
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12 wins it, congrats!
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"I said act NATURAL"
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There are no birds in these bushes, you freak.
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After a long and trying search, I've finally discovered an ellusive heard of hot girls.
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Wildlife photography: EXTREME close up!!!
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Is that a Nikon 6800 telephoto lense or are you just happy to see us?
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While having a quiet dip in the river, some of the girls had the feeling they where being watched.
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If your tool is as big as your lens, we need you down here.
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"GIRLS LOOK!!!...someone Photoshopped that creepy guy with long frizzy hair from the Steeler's up on that rock, with a lens big enough to see the Patriot's playbook from HERE."
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Princesses: Overcompensate?
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Brand new lenses and it wont focus... DAMN!
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Him: Finally, I have a camera during the Kodak moment.
Them: Trying to componsate for something with that camera?
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Members of the local voyeurs club often wondered how 'Invisible Ian' earnt his nickname!
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Peek-a-boo, I see you!!!
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Although he knew the sirens' call could lure men to their deaths, he just had to get this one on Facebook.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Don't look at the camera!