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Caption Contest 17

Shelley Michelle, nipple, wtf, accordion

Description: We haven't had a caption contest for way too long and this picture may just be WTF enough to work. Winner gets a choice of a premium forums account or an item from the S&F Shop.

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Views: 48002 Date: 08/16/10 Favorited: 4 -
Tags: Shelley Michelle, nipple, wtf, accordion

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Heeeeyy.....you losers from the hood used to bag me bout the squeeze box.....I'm on the road with these skanks seven days a week, losers....and seven days has s-e-v-e-n nights attached to em.....suckers.
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i think this has dragged out long enough.. the winner is Cerulean! i've sent you a PM on the forums asking what you'd like (the premium or an item from the S&F shop). you can also reply here if you wish..

i've also given a premium upgrade to my favorite entry which was the one by govtarkin! congrats to the winners!
the.amazing.spyderman replied:
Congrats Winners.
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Seriously? I agreed to Strip "Polka"?? I just thought he had a speech impediment!
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There is only one thing that will keep me from playing this annoying thing and that young lady is on the right track.
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It's polka time :)
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Pfft, you bring an accordian player to seduce me! You could bring the organ grinder with his purple monkey dishwaher you still won't get to touch these! Hmmph!
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more cowbell????
all i have is these!!!
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Here we see the elusive and endangered species, the polka groupie (latin name sluttius germanus). Unlike its cousins, the rock and roll groupie and the hip hop groupie, the polka groupie has not thrived in recent years. Its numbers have been whittled down due to the binge drinking of pilsner beer and the low sperm count caused by the lederhosen the males of their species wear.
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r u focused?
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"Is that a D Major?"

"Look more like double Ds to me Sarge"
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We also do bar mitzvahs,weddings, graduations and bachelors parties !
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Does anyone know how to patch an accordian?
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Polka Your Eyes Out!
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Double your pleasures
Double your funs
Get Shelley Michelle
To body double your buns.
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I sing so much better topless... Here watch...
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I'm, too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt... too sexy!
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nonono - my music is in B flat. I never said that you'd better be.....
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(sings) I'm a joker
I'm a amoker
I'm a miiiiidnight toker.......
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Where's Waldo?
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I am totally NOT the organ grinder's assistant! Do THESE look like the tits of a MONKEY?!!
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Senator McCain plays for your support for the Arizona Immigration Laws
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When mOOse plays the accordion women rip off there clothes, because he is...The Most Interesting Man in the World.
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ogrebattler said:
"Oh my GAWD! Becky look at her boobs! They is SO BIG!"
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"Oh my GAWD! Becky look at her butt! It is SO BIG!"
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FFFFOOOORRRR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FF....SHIT!!...wrong party....
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I can't work like this! What if these get caught in the accordion?
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see i told u my nipples get hard when he strokes his hardcordian like that !
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Stick a bunch of semi naked chicks around and even a monkey with an accordion looks good!!!
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That hypnotist was right, if I play my organ she will get her boobs out
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Shelley Michelle prepares for "Americas got Talents"
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He is probably a eunuch...
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OMG the man with the accordion was right his music did make my tits grow
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Rules for making money!

1. Get an accordion.
2. ????????????
3. Profit
mOOse replied:
hahahaha
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It wasn't the sound of the accordion that made her strip. It was his curry filled flatulence burning her skin that started an impromptu removal of bikinis.
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"You should see what I do to hit a high C Sharp!"
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(Man thinks to himself) "I KNEW the bikini girl would get me more tips than that stupid monkey! Oh if only those idiots from the old country could see me now... "
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polka music, not just for dancing anymore, now if they would just stop wearing those crazy hats.
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polka music, not just used for crazy dancing anymore.... maybe they arent that dumb after all.
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This is proof that you can play any Peter Cetera song on ANY musical instrument and get the same, consistent result!!!
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Sharyl was so worked up by Clarance's working the "squeeze box" that she couldn't contain her "dancing monkeys."

Soon, she will "grind his organ."
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And now for all my little Hulkamaniacs...
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Look at your mirror, now back at mirror, back at your mirror now back to me. You may think "Thank god I don't look like him" but tell me this: Who's surrounded by hot naked chicks?
I'm on a horse
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Day Hugh Hefner realized that women showing there breast made more money then his accordion. Next day started Playboy
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Nothing was working, so Luigi pulled out all the stops and jammed on his Englebert Humperdinck/Tom Jones medley. Yowzah!!
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And they said this wouldn't get me laid
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wow 53 comments and nothing over a +2...
mOOse replied:
i guess it might be because i forgot to tell them to rate up the ones they like XD
Ovechkinator replied:
now if 2 more people 1 this comment i can be the winnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
hiphopspeak replied:
ill help the cause
philipl replied:
Helped the cause ^_^
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This is what the celebration will look like once Orphen20 stops his Caption Contest threads...
Ovechkinator replied:
lololol
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OMG Girls, I don't know if it's the accordian or that sexy hat.... but I just can't contain myself!!
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Proof that a hot girl can strip to any music.
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I drean of Jeanie 2010.
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who say's sex, drugs and rock N roll is dead?
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When Luigi and his monkey had a falling out, he decided a change in direction was in order for the act.......
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Look I found the sound that makes a woman strip.
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Do I like accordion music? You bet I do...LOOK!
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woman: "hello sir, how can i help you today?"
man: "i want a little entertainment."

woman: "ok, it's 5 bucks for a polka song, and 10 bucks for a flash"

man: "how about i give you 15 bucks and you give me both."

woman: "ok, here *flashes, and polka singer starts*

man: "ok thanks heres 5 bucks"

woman: "but it was supposed to be 15?!?"

man: "i said i wanted entertainment, not a freak show!"
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"Who's the boob in the tit pic?"
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zipenby said:
"WELCOME TO THE HOTEL PINK VAGINA, such a LOVELY place, we put tits in your face ....."
(sung to HOTEL CALIFORNIA)
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"WELCOME TO THE HOTEL PINK VAGINA, such a LOVELY place, we put tits in your face ....."
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these are what really make the money
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Oh wow don`t look your going to go blind!
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Now?
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"NOT STRIPPER MUSIC??!?!? Pull your head out of your ass, this is the BEST stripper music I've ever heard!!!!"
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makes you appreciate color HD.
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"...When.. The... Moon hits your eye like a biga' boobie pie its amore..."

Old classic
New hit
The Aristocrat0 replied:

This better win!
the.amazing.spyderman replied:
Thank you
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I can polka you eyes out with these!
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Musicians are so sexy and he's playing my song.
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...at which point Tom [foreground, right] was glad he put up the $500,000 to enter the next level of Scientology.
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How would you like to play these instead?
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Accordians, Not just for lunch anymore!!!!
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shelley michelle thought she had the best show in town with 3 hot blondes and an accordian player dressed like a monkey. little did she know she would be responsible for uncovering the worlds smallest penis using the classic ill show you mine if you show me yours technique.
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and that's how u beat someone with an accordion in a talent contest
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Angra couldn't have imagined that his accordion lessons would ever pay off like this.
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Look at my tits or I'll bust a cap in yo' ass.
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"You put your right boob in... you take your right boob out... you put your right boob in and you... Mom?!"
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John McCain, before the Cong kicked his ass, gets drunk and steals his monkey's uniform.
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After to many close calls, Abdul gave up snake charming for the lesser known tittie charming.
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Both?!? Why Both?!? The boob next to me should count for one.
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accordin to mishka she's got a nice rack
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and weirdly, thats how my parents met...
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"Ain't no party like an accordion party 'cause an accordion party don't stop!"
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Bar Mitzvahs have definitely improved.
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No, look, I'm serious. Mine stretches way more!
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Momma's got a squeeze box, Daddy doesn't sleep at night.
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eat your heart out......you are not getting hold of these puppies
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I bet this will make his accordion grow
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"As part of an elaborate publicity stunt, the latest Bond villain. Accordion Mon-Key, demonstrates his hypnotic musical prowess by causing the Bond girls to sing, dance, and eventually strip."
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When Jo Jo the Monkey ran away I thought I would starve But with this one I am on top of the world Ma!!!
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do you like to play with these buttons????
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I bet if I had a hat like his everyone would be looking at me! :(
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See, I've got my own squeeze box.
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Something about pasty-faced shriners playing a squeeze box always got her extremely hot.
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Does my bum look big in this ?
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This is what you want?
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I'll give you something to stare at!
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This'll shut him up!
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look what I found!
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"...bet I'll have you naked by the end of this song..."
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Are you kidding me? These things can cut through diamonds!
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Do these look centered?

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